>that guy who says "ow" when he takes damage
Why the fuck do people ALWAYS do this
>now making short significations that your are under attack to let your team know there is an enemy attacking in that area
>that guy who tilts in his seat as he turns in a racing game
Ow, that hurts my feelings.
>that guy that stands up a bit when he makes a big jump
>Playing DaS2 on
>has in game voice chat unlike DaS1
>faggots now try to be all tacticool and strategic before boss fights
>OKAY GUYS I'LL BE HEALER YOU BE RANGED ANON YOU BE DPS ALRIGHT LET'S GO
>every fucking time it's just us slashing at the boss because Souls games are just hack n slash with stamina bars
>that guy that tries to get a better look by tilting his head instead of moving his mouse to see what's happening in-game
God damn I hate when the POV feels claustrophobic.
Fuck you, bro. I feel my characters pain. I empathize with their plight. I have fought dragons, I have learned and ancient language, I have saved the princess. I am a gamer, it's in my blood!
>that guy who shows you meme videos and looks over at you during the funny parts to see if you're laughing
>Cannot laugh because the person built it up to be the most hysterical shit of all time and expectations were not met so you chuckle awkwardly and feel autistic.
>Your face when you realize you are doing this alone
>the guy who hits you when he's losing
Literally autism/anger issues.
HOLY SHIT THIS
GODDAMN IT JACOB, I FUCKING HATE YOU MEMESPOUTING CUNT. FUCK OFF.
I lost a friend because he wouldn't stop doing it over skype.
He kept doing it even after I asked him to stop.
"pew pew pew" "dush dush" "pam" "bang"
In the end I flipped the fuck out and his little feelings were hurt.
Also what is up with people who stand up mid game, and lean when they turn in a race etc, is it genetic autismo?
>always have that "kind" smile when someone does this.
>still happens to this day and I'm 24
>That guy who becomes dead silent when he dies for something he thinks wasn't his fault
>Entire Skype calls goes silent as a result
>not saying "AAAЙ" automatically when one attack takes 90~99% of your health
I do that.
I also get into my role sometimes, like earlier today in as a doorgunner in Battlefield. On a stretch of a road I killed about 6 infantry with the minigun, with my friend flying, and...
>GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS
>GET SOME, GET SOME
>OH SHIT RPG
english isn't even my native language
>that guy who turns his head when he gets flashed
>that guy who moves his body when steering in a racing game
I once took the same bus that the school children take home (There is no school buses like in America). I heard people laugh out loud then finish their laugh by saying lol.
>that guy who ends friendships because we asked him too many times to play league and he got sick of saying no
I would do that too if you couldn't learn to take no for an answer.
>that guy who throws a bitch fit when he doesn't win
Shit nigga it's just Sonic Shuffle.
He couldn't because of work and school, not because he didn't want to play.
We treated ASSFAGGOTS like mario party, just mindless fun. You'd have to be an idiot to take them seriously.
It was like a once a week thing, faggot.
>I don't like party games
Bet you hate mario party too. And having fun with friends.
>That guy that gives money to a youtuber/twitch streamer
>being that guy everybody comes to for help for personal problems
>that guy that greets people with konichiwa/konbanwa
>watching the creatures play mineycrafta
>koots takes damage in the nether
>says ow ow ow in real life
>people come to me for dating/relationship advice
>It was like a once a week thing, faggot.
Still too much, he isn't your girlfriend who you are nagging for sex, he has said he doesn't want to play the game.
You should have told him that he could just ask to join you if he ever changed his mind and left it at that after the first 2-3 times.
>that guy who coughs, sneezes, or chews food on the mic
>he's using push to talk
>Pushing an objective while playing vidya with a friend
>blam blam blam
>Rush the enemy guns blazing as I yell...
>Friend joins the voice chat
> ..." GET OUTTA HERE!"
TFW had to explain I meant the game
>that guy who refuses to play anything competitive whatsoever because he can't stand losing at all
I do this so much. It gets me into character and icnreases immersion.
>Ouch! Stop attacking me!
(If I get hit by continuous damage, like fire or poision) I go "Ahhh, Ough, Eech!" Until it stops. haha
I bet you guys want to smell yoshi's eggs
>that mom that lifts the controller up when she jumps
I always chuckedl when she did that. Especially when playing DKC1-3 where she'd lift the controller up and down and up and down for every jump she made, sometimes a long jump she'd raise it high and slowly lower it down.
Ah i remember back when my parents got my sister and I a n64 and we played mario kart together. My dad would turn his arms 90 degrees in the direction he was turning and sometimes nearly fall out of his chair
fuck i miss him ;__;
>You should have told him that he could just ask to join you if he ever changed his mind and left it at that after the first 2-3 times.
That's kinda what happened. We were just a group who got together to play shit once or twice a week. His brother was in the group too and would sometimes go ask him in person if he wanted to join (probably not a good idea on hindsight). We just asked a few times but he got upset and cut ties. Think work just stressed him too much. Oh well.
>that guy who turns the controller when he turns left or right
>about to die
>shitshitshitFUCKFUCK NO GET AWAY FROM ME FUCK AAAAAAA-
>well shit, I'm dead
anyone else who does this? first start panicking, trying anything to avoid dying and then going back to being completely calm once you're dead?
>watching a friend play binding of Isaac
>he's playing as Azazel
>every time he fires his brimstone he opens his mouth wide like he's actually firing it
Brian you fucking autistic piece of shit
Well, consider the following: Maybe people perceive you as the type of person who doesn't put the pussy on the pedestal or give too much shit about social image (aka a alpha trait). If they know you for more than 2 years, then forget what i said.
It's a fucking game, why would one continue to panick when they've saved themselves?
Now, we all know we don't like to lose or restart things we've already gone through, and mild panicking is normal when such perils occur, heck I was getting tense yesterday when my team in Fire Emblem was starting to lose, it's perfectly natural to have these emotions, but having literal panick attacks and psychological symptons related to that because of video games is just plain autism.
The mere evidence that you calm down after a certain result, whether it's positive or negative, goes to show you are most likely NOT autistic.
Be proud, son.
>always honestly ask people how they're doing and talk with them about their problems if they have any
>they never come to me, but still appreciate my advice
it's great to be the initiator of conversations
nobody ever bothers me when I want silence, because they expect me to start the conversation. so they serve my social needs, not the other way around.
>when your friends browse reddit
>when your friends ask you if you browse reddit
>when your friends tell you greentext stories they saw on /r/4chan
>MFW online friend started doing that but with "ohayo" (just to me and other guy, as that was our little trio back then)
>AFAIK he just watched shonen and only 1 or 2 weeb shit (i know he watched that anime known for being rotoscoped or whatever).
He seemed a normal person, otherwise, considering what i could hear from his family over skype and himself talking to them and sharing some of his stories. I seriously hope he doesn't go weeb, for his own sake.
>Used to exercise on a treadmill at a steady pace
>play N64 at the same time
>Play Mario Kart
>Turn when turn
>Fall off the treadmill all the time
That's when I just played Paper Mario instead.
>that guy that still thinks just looking at 4chan will give them da viruses
>that girl who can't go past a level/phase
>end up doing it for her
>its sometimes the easiest shit
>"omg anon you're so fucking pro!"
I'm tired of this.
>YO BRO I GOTTA SHOW YOU THIS AMAZING VIDEO LET ME USE YOUR COMPUTER
>I don't know man the other guys are waiting on us
>NAH TRUST TRUST LET ME SHOW YOU IT
>5 minutes later he's on my computer
>I didn't have time to clear my history so I'm slightly on edge
>He opens up a music video and looks over for my approval
>7 fucking minutes long
>YEAH BRO, SO COOL
>He starts typing in another one
>my best friend regularly watches streams
>he's fucking 18, not 12, and spends his afternoons fucking watching LPers play Monster Hunter
>he donated money to a streamer yet
now that I remember it
I regret not having stabbed him in the throat until he stops moving the last time I met him.
I showed my friend Fesh Pince and expected this to happen, but he loved it.
yeah but I know from many people that they go
>AAARGH FUCK I'm dead! god damn it!
while I just immediately accept my fate within the millisecond it's over.
>I guess this is what perfect immersion feels like
you do realize that people do that because they see you as almost a non-person, like an emotional venting garbage bin, right?
they ask you for advice to hear what they already know just to hear it out loud from someone else, not because they think you're actually smart or collected or wise or whatever else you've concocted in your head.
if a lot of people ask you casually what to do in certain situations involving emotions you probably mean very, very little to them. so much so that they see absolutely no point in trying keep any mystique about themselves in your presence because you're such a social non-threat to them. almost insignificant. they see no reason to impress you, to interest you, to connect to you or to even like you.
their actually socially smart friends were probably busy at the time and you were probably the fourth or fifth best thing.
first time I've seen my name mentioned in a thread. LoL blows, and he was right for dropping someone who can't take a hint. If someone doesn't want to play they don't want to play.
>that guy that won't shut up about his personal life when you're trying to play video games
There's a lot of stuff you don't know. Like he was the one to form the group and had us playing way more often than once a week before this happened.
But hating on party games makes you super cool to your /v/ friends, right?
there's a friend of mine who only plays fucking League. a disgusting Moba-only-casual. I tried it once to play with her, didn't like it, and dropped it.
you know why we're still friends?
because she doesn't fucking tell me to play it. she's fine with me not being moba-scum.
I've been in that exact same spot, except for the history stuff
I'm not usually one to say this because its pretty fucking cancerous butFUCKINGNORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No, hating on shitty "party" games where no one has fun is something that rational people hate.
I played LoL with my friends on multiple occasions, they never said anything other than dismissive comments, and never conveyed that they were having fun. Have you ever watched some faggots playing Leauge in person? It's fucking disgusting. Their heads are glued to the screen like a zombie, most of the time they just get upset, BUT TOTES BRAH IT'S SO FUN WHY DON'T YOU PLAY AFTER THE 100th TIME WE'VE ASKED YOU? There is something fucking wrong when I'm acting like the normie of the group, and telling my buddies to go and hang out, all the while they're playing LoL 24/7.
It's WAY WORSE when you say that you don't like the game, and they come back at you saying that you must be bad at it.
He also showed me this and assumed that I wouldn't pass it off as stupid bullshit.
>"that fucking hurts"
>"ow ow ow ow ow, whew, that was painful"
>Scream when you get suprised by an enemy
>Unleash epic warcries when you mow down enemies
Thanks for reminding me how annoying I must be in group skype calls when playing games.
Something might be wrong with your radar, anon.
this is why I'm thinking of designing a tazer keyboard with a remote
>letters are copper
>warn dipshits to stop and get the fuck off my pc or they'll regret it
>they doubt it
>press another key
>suddenly fire back, out of my chair, from 80V going through their fingers
I should really, REALLY make this a thing.
>he gets "immersed"
or, you know, they trust you.
I had people taking advice from me because they looked up to me, and knew I'm an emotionaly well-controlled, logical person that can keep a secret.
they asked me for emotional stuff because they knew I'd come up with a sensible move, and wouldn't tell their stories around.
That's a lot of projecting. Sorry you couldn't have fun with your friends in a party game. We had a blast with it while we still played, win or lose. And everyone was pretty vocal about it on voice chat. About my friend his answer was usually "fuck me I want to but I really need to finish this, maybe after." So there's that. Try not to take party games too serious and you'll start having fun m8. I mean it.
>they come back at you saying that you must be bad at it.
I slap people when they do that.
they KNOW I like games even more if I suck at them, because I like challenges and want to git gud.
and they don't even get upset because they know they should've seen that one coming.
Every time a stupid video went viral one of my old friends would do this.
just fucking look at me the entire time to gain some sort of approval or something.
It's like that shit of hey you're like peter griffin! Or Sheldon shit.
Got shown the 2 girls 1 cup like 2 years after it went viral. My friend is looking at me going "isn't that fucking gross! Teehehe"
>My friend is looking at me going "isn't that fucking gross! Teehehe"
Don't you love turning to them, with a silent smile that says "I could say a thousand words right now, but "I've seen worse." sums it up pretty well"?
no, I like analyzing people, is all.
I'm not your typical /v/irgin, it's just testing if I'm good at guessing what people are like judging by their writing style, or the pics they post of their rooms, and such things.
>That guy who still believes in the Holocaust and legitimately gets hostile when you suggest it didn't happen in chat
>That guy who's breathes heavily during intense moments in gaming
I remember being shown tubgirl when I first started using ethernet.
But I believe I've done that a couple times to friends. first came "oh what? Really? show me!" And then it turns into "wow anon, you're kind of a freak huh. Teehehe I bet you jerk it to this"
He must not know my secret
>not "YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP, YOUR ONLY JOB WAS PRESSING ONE BUTTON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW USELESS ARE YOU? STOP FUCKING FAPPING OR CRAPPING YOU WASTE OF RESSOURCES, YOUR PARENTS CONSIDER YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT, DON'T MAKE US DO THE SAME. NEVERMIND, TOO LATE, HOLY SHIT IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY HANG YOURSELF RIGHT NOW NOBODY WOULD EVEN CARE. NOT YOUR FAMILY, NOT YOU FRIENDS, AND EVEN WE WOULD ONLY THINK "THIS IS PUSSYCUNTINIUS, THE MOST SHIT HEALER OF AL MMORPGS EVER, AT LEAST HE KNEW HOW TO TIE A ROPE" MY FUCKING GOODNESS JUST QUIT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME IF YOU DON'T PLAY IT, EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU", and that on a key macro
>that guy who's effectively doing this in the video
>that friend who chews with his mouth open and mouth breathes when he's next to you
>one friend on Facebook (inb4 normie) posts 2-3 Cracked articles PER DAY
>Rest of his posts are filled with capeshit and disney shipping shit
Whenever I keep dying in vidya, I make incredibly whiny animal sounds.
>use facebook only to contact
my dealerand be informed about my A-levels class activity, because they have a group in which they post info about the class
>friend adds me, she's a fucking otaku cunt
>suddenly thousands of emo-esque Japs and shitty Jap-concert posts in "people you might now" and my facebook wall
>That guy who starts bleeding when he takes damage
This sounds pretty fucking accurate.
>that person who keeps talking about their life problems and every little thing that they're doing
>tell them to at least try and sort out their problems and stop bitching about it
>they still keep on bitching about it
>Go to a comic book store in the city to buy some Berserk manga
>There was this group of weebs looking at the manga talking about typical weeb shit
>They call each other -chan, -kun, etc.
>Talking about living in Tokyo
Why do people like this exist? Stop shitting up everything I like you fucks
I skipped from part to part and, I just gotta ask, what the fuck is this? While the framerate is low, somebody put together a god damned hour video about this shit. I rolled my eyes at the pyramid ignorance, didn't know what to think when he mentioned a guy who wrote a book and then Thoth giving us knowledge, and was at a total loss from there on out.
Sorry to break it to you anon..
>people who laugh tend to look at the person they are closest to when they do.
Mistake. I remember this information as a quote from some article I read, and I green texted the quote out of habit.
>that guy who answers his phone with "moshi moshi"
>Playing with a group of friends
>That one guy who starts talking with somebody about RL shit that nobody else cares about while everybody is trying to play and communicate
I cringe when the main character gets badly hurt.
>tied 9 to 9
>last guy alive
>just downed 3 of the enemy team through a combination of luck and adrenaline enhanced reflexes
>a fraction of your health left
>one guy left on the enemy team
>heart is beating like your running a marathon
Dude I swear to god. I had to go through all of those vids while pretending to laugh.
For fucks sakes, Alex
I wish I could go
work out with you
not because I'm fat, I've just always looked up to having at least a slight ottermode-ish body, and I'm just too fucking lazy to move.
I bet a workout partner would cure that easily.
>people who take greentext stories and try to tell them as if it happened to themselves to friends irl
>Character does or says something asininely stupid or cringeworthy
>Get embarrassed for them second hand and want to pause game
>Can't pause cutscenes
>that one guy who takes character costumization seriously and doesn't make his character as ugly/unserious at all
>That guy who calls all the other games in a genre shit because he's not good enough to learn more than one game
I do this all the time, hoping that someone else will save me from dying while I try not to die. For me it's just a way to alert others that I'm fucked. Of course when you're dead there's nothing you can do so I'm like "well, shit."
sorry guys i tend to humor when i communicate so it's hard for me to understand the enjoyment of taking anything like video games or any game at all serious.
I dont belong on /v/
>That guy who panics when he thinks/knows he's about to die in a game and just goes "No no no no no no no
>That guy who's the opposite who deadpans "welp" after dying
Every fucking time
I'm guilty of this.
anon you initially talked to here
um, honestly, figuring out something aesthetically pleasing that looks actually great is WAY more creative and difficult than a silly willy.
seriously, if you want a good-looking character, you need an inspiration and patience.
if you want a funny character, toss a mainstream E-celeb at your monitor and let him do it
>WOOOOHP FUNNY PROPORTIONS UNNATURAL HAIR SILLY CLOTHING I PICK THIS AND THIS IT DOESN'T FIT TOGETHER AM I NOT HILARIOUS?
the most uncreative morons did it and think it's funny, but it's not really.
no mean to insult you, but the last time I considered that entertainment, I was 13. that concept of fun/humor is just blunt as hell.
prefering beauty over ridiculousness != seriousness
if I'm in a multiplayer game, walking around as a gorgeous char while my friend comes up with a fucking rainbow colored midget orgre, I laugh and thenwe proceed to quest. I just prefer liking how my character looks so I can build up sympathy. doesn't mean I take the game serious.
fun is more for me than just having a bad college comedian applied to my games.
>hey anon, do you like MLG montage parodies?
>...well maybe you haven't seen any of the good ones, watch this
>if you want a funny character, toss a mainstream E-celeb at your monitor and let him do it
>WOOOOHP FUNNY PROPORTIONS UNNATURAL HAIR SILLY CLOTHING I PICK THIS AND THIS IT DOESN'T FIT TOGETHER AM I NOT HILARIOUS?
the most uncreative morons did it and think it's funny, but it's not really.
you seem really butthurt
Das me, mane.
>that guy who's too good at Smash Bros. and turns everybody's frown 360 degrees
Oh wait, that's me. I try to gimp myself by going random, but I still win half the time all random. I'm only a little bit better than everybody else, which is the biggest problem.
Dno about america but in parts of europe it's fairly normal to say that actually. Although I never understood people saying lol like "el oh el" or "oh em gee" for omg etc.. That sounds pretty retarded, but I guess i've gotten used to lol in the spoken language.
That's me and there's nothing you can do about it
I'm always eating a granny smith apple. Doesn't matter what I make my name in the servers I frequent. They hear the apple they know it is me
> that guy who screams obnoxious things because he thinks hes a le funny lets player
> Friend comes over
> Uses my brothers computer
> Looks up nothing but Linkara videos
> Obnoxious shit
> Revs it up an amp by watching Kickassia
> Can't even play my game at this point
> Need to end my suffering
> Turn and give him a deathglare
> He notices
> Turns the shit off
No more. No more.
>Waiting anywhere with my normalfag friends.
>They are on their smartphones instantly.
>One of them goes:
>"Hey, guys, check out this funny picture."
>I instantly cringe from the flashbacks of former instances of this exact situation.
>Phone gets passed around.
>Everyone stares at it like 4 seconds, then laugh and say something like:
>"Oooh, it's funny because X"
>I get the phone.
>Glance at it.
>It's usually a jpeg so degraded that you can barely make out what the impact font says, next to the crisp watermark of LeFunnyGag.
>Pretend to laugh anyway.
>They obviously don't buy my fake laughter, but no one thinks to confront me about it.
Every damn time.
>that guy that tries to educate you by showing you Extra Credits
I can already deduce that you kinda hovered around the last guy that touched it mid motion to pass the phone to the owner and he gave a half hearted nod to let you view it and with your obvious autism couldn't handle a normal social interaction for the life of you.
every fucking time I'm with my friends there's always that stupid fuck that forces himself into the circle
>those people that don't play games the way I want
If you don't say "Nellie the elephant" when you take damage, you truly are scum.
>playing a game
>enemy appears behind me really unexpectedly and attacks
>caught me so off guard I actually jumped in my chair
>some guy that I kinda know sees this
>I'm not even playing a horror game, just a regular shooter
>"lol you really into that game anon?"
>"no, just caught me off guard"
>laughs at me
And that's the only time I was really self-conscious about anything as a teenager, wrong place at the wrong time made me look like an autist.
>Do this to my autistic friend and no one else.
I've caught myself doing it when playing F-Zero GX. It puts a smile on my face because I don't even notice doing it most of the time and it never happens with other games.
>By the way, have you seen this video?
>that friend who only plays mobas or fighting games all day and then wants to play those games all the time when hanging out despite no one else having a tenth the experience as him
I hate playing league normally, what makes you think its going to be fun 5 shots deep when we're facing people who play as much as you do?
>that guy who goes into road rage in a driving game.