It's no meme, friend. I would give damn near anything to become a woman.
Probably the dancer from EO4. You get to go on cool adventures and shit. Sounds really chill.
I'd rather be a cute dude able to pass as a girl
I got a few images from Skullgirls if you guys want.
I feel like we had this thread before, did we have this thread before, because I think we had this thread before.
Not even, and if they did they were ban evading. Apparently though anons are getting pretty tired of them, this week I saw them in three different threads, and in all three of them anons told them to stop, and at least with some of them it seems to work pretty well. There was one time in particular when they like bashed one like really really hard, I legit felt bad for him even if he was ruining the thread with lewdposting, he just stopped doing what he was doing after some arguing and then left the thread.
That's what I am for.
If you have requests, feel free to say so. Fighting games and Pokémon are my folders.
I never understood how people become fat. You have to eat alot of food to get fat. I was only able to be fat when I was a child who got everything for free. Now that i'm an adult I don't even make enough money to be fat.
When you grow up with a family of fat people the perception of what is normal, especially in regards to portion size gets all sorts of fucked up.
I'm actually in better shape than I was more than anything. It's just the plateaus getting to me.
Men will gradually become weaker because our environment no longer dictates that we need to be the stronger of the species. In this day and age for the average person, physical strength matters very little. It usually only matters in tests of vanity or if you're doing hard menial labor.
18, going to be 19 this year.
I gained a lot of weight during highschool due to depression and eating non-stop was my coping mechanism. Now I'm on anti-depressants, I lost a bit of weight from then, but the last 10 pounds won't burn away.
Have to pee.
I think that men will probably be naturally selected until we are no longer sexually dimorphic if things keep going this way. It's a well known fact that female sexuality is on average more fluid than mens but also the they seem to prefer more feminine men when they aren't ovulating and only go after the chad thundercock types when they're most fertile. If those trends continue and certain ideologies win out over others there may be an actual end to masculinity as an idea and a physical set of traits in a few dozen generations. But hey i'm just talking out of my ass here. Pay me no mind.
Yeah antidepressants promote weight gain but you've got tons of time. You'll probably have your perfect body by age 21 or so. That's when I'd like to get my body how I like it too so here's to hoping we both get to where we want to be.
Oh Anon, please force your dirty, thick, hot meatrod down my throat.
I know you want to.
Why are you guys so unhonest with your feelings?
Both of you are already stroking your cocks, just thinking about how I will suck both of you dry.
I gave you the source, it's Wakfu, but I fucked up my reply and instead of replying to you I replied to the guy who posted the webm.
Jokes on you. I actually like to ERP, but not here.
If I was to be a grill, I'd be a shy qt3.14 reverse trap.
I think it's a genuinely valid idea and a possible outcome. As our world and technology progresses subtle changes will occur to our species. Changes that you speak of will probably take many generations but it's not impossible at all.
That's assuming trends continue as they are.
All is fun and nice as long as people don't bother other poor anons with it and kill threads.
Yeah, I agree.
Too bad these threads most of the time are killed by you know who.
You talking about the Morrigan slut anon? Tell me about that, I'm the OP in half of them, in the other half I just get poked at until mods 404 everything.
The good news is that it's been 9 day since the last time. And other ERPers just didn't manage to get things started because other anons told them to stop, like it happened here.
>"Man, I wonder what's the deal with Valentine and all these chocolate pictures, she never mentions it in the games, is it a pun on her name or somet-"
I'm a slow person. Only took me two years and a half.
Do not encourage the encouragers.
I was a talking generally about ERP fags,
though I like to ERP, but not here./spoiler]
I saw all these erp shit in other threads, but back then I barely post there. Maybe now I'll post more often.
I don't mind ERPers, as I said anything is fun and nice as long as it is in the right time and place. Even used to on Skype, even though it feels extremely embarrassing for me to.
Well just go stroke yourself somewhere and leave the thread alone then, you'll feel better and everybody will be happier.
No no, it's a very bad place to.
Looks like both of you need a little punishment for being so naughty. How about you beg for it first?
It was nice guys.
You're not worthy to call me by my name. Continue calling me your mistress. Make sure to be obedient, my little dog. I wonder how I should punish you, maybe by stepping on you?
Sad. RIP thread. I want anons to stop being horny.
You could say that doesn't fit her at all.
For me it'd be Makoto Nanaya. Sexual, fluffy and with a wicked sense of clothing.
I'd post more but I'm
playing video gamesand don't really like to dump.
I can't even dump like this, this is too embarrassing.
Imagine being an attractive woman and just being able to slut it up for a couple of hours on a cam site or poach desperate /soc/ fags for mad dosh.
I've talked to girls on there who have been offered 600 dollar tablets and shit. Never having to work a full time job or other bullshit.
I wish I could shape shift, live my normal life as a shitty fattening neet playing vidya and then just milk thirsty niggas for cash
Well, it was nice post with you.
See you next time.
I'd pay my soul for the ability to change appearance, including gender.
switching between angrodynous trap to handsome hunk to beautiful woman to sweet, average guy? being the best secret agent of the world? being able to start a new life any time I want to?
shut up and take my everything.
if hell is a place that exists, I'd be willing to land there for that ability and that life.
Maybe it's calming down?
everytime I read this shit, I whince internally.
we pretend to hate tumblr but actually talk just as retardedly as them.
spamming literally is a thing for 15yos and people on that age that can't think of anything to emphasize something, and then do it by showing off to be illiterates.
I mean, really, we're not KidsTV here. it used to be normal to say "fucking".
It's not, I just like to make my prey wait.
Could you already stop stuttering like this? This is even more pathetic than usual. Lick my feet clean so I don't have to listen to you. Give them a good licking between the toes.
I am doing that right now.
Hope so. As long as the thread is kept clean.
This is getting like really super embarrassing.
I want to be a giant woman
edgy kids don't emphsize at all
edgy "I hate people" poems are monotonous.
literally is "I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN XD" and people don't even realize that it spread from tumblr to 4chan.
I mean, all we needed is terrible puns and we'd be good to go:
>spamming illiterate shit
>any sad stories being replied to with coldness like we used to is "edgy", either you feel sorry for every nigger being shot on the news or you're a fat neckbeard with mental disorders
it doesn't get me mad, it just makes me cringe.
I agree with anon. This outfit looks very good on her.
It'd be nice if they'd quit it with the ellipses
among many other things
I know right? That's easily my favourite picture in the folder.
Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to be a skullgirl.
You just need to know who the purrfect one is.
Do you have somewhere uploaded your Morrigan folder or something?
Your pics are very good, I would like to see them more.
Uh, not really. I can try to upload it now on mega though.
Don't mention it. Should take approximately 7 minutes.
> you will never be a dickgirl with a cute bow tied around your Lengthy Long john
> instead you're an aging man Posting on an anime image board
Done. Sorry if it's not as big as you might have expected.
Always happy to share, it's why I dump.
Just in time too because I have to leave for class now.
Thread didn't get derailed in the end so that's good.
As always, if for some miracle when I come back the thread will still be up I'll dump some more. See you all around.
>all this Skullgirls fanart
>no one fucking plays the game
I play it occasionally, mostly into Darkstalkers and Blazblue for now though.
I'm playing, though I'm suck at this.
Hey, I have 175 hours in it and currently practicing Robo Fortune.
I play Cerebella since she's the closest to a grappler I can get for now. Waiting patiently for Beowulf to come out of beta.
>no Hubrecht ever
Yeah, it hurts.
My Filia folder went empty.
Who should I post next I wonder. Any suggestions?
oh, don't remind me!
i would give anything to be able to play a pre-Skull Heart Marie.
her storyline could be like in Warcraft 3, TFT, where arthas/Marie has good intentions, but slowly gets corrputed by the Lich King/Skull Heart.
Minette had great potential as a new character
>searching for Minette art
>most of them are lewd
You guys must be fun at parties.
Pretty simple. We look like twins so the transition would be mostly unnoticed aside from me losing my dick.
>no one saying Dizzy
>forever stay 21
>be submissive yet able to defend yourself if the need comes
>wear this outfit all the time
>rubbing your dick against maggots
Come on, she's
>you will never have a long orgasm as a man
>you will never get to wear skintight outfits and look good
>you will never have a fine ass
>you will never know what female sex is like
>you will never be able to show off your boobs
>you will never be able to make other envious of your boobs
>you will never have amazing boobs
>you will never child bearing hips
>no one will ever fap to pictures of you
>you will never have a long orgasm as a man
It's very possible, not AS long but still long. I've had an orgasm where I "gushed"/climaxed 11 times.
I had to save up 2 weeks and edge to loli for a couple hours but it worked.
Funnily enough the filesize for everything after the first image in this set is way to big to post here so she is literally getting too fat to fit on 4chan.
>you will never be magically turned into a girl
>your best friend will never be there to support you emotionally
>you will never be forced to wear skirts in school which causes everyone to laugh at you
>your best friend will never stand up and yell at them to shut up and respect you or get a beating
>he will never beat the shit out of a bully who pulls on your skirt and harasses you
>you will never walk with him on your way home talking about the latest anime as if nothing had changed
>he will never blush when he visits your home to see you in panties and bras and you don't understand at first why he's blushing
>you will never play videogames with him on a Saturday morning while both of you are still in pajamas
>you will never accidentally hold his hand when something scares you and pull away
>you will never blush when he starts talking about girls with you and calls you cute
>you will never try to stop thinking about how amazing and handsome he is
>you will never realize that you've always had feelings for him after he saves you from a dangerous situation
>you will never ask him out for coffee while still pretending it's just two dudes hanging out together
>you will never grab his hand and while blushing ask him to be yours
>he will never silently stand up and walk over to you and kiss you
>he will never confess that he's been fighting himself over admitting his feelings and ruining your friendship
>you will never walk through the park while holding hands and blushing, practicing kissing
>you will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside
>no one will ever call you a semen demon, cum drum, or just sexy
>there will never be a way to shapeshift in your lifetime
>you will never dominated by a hot guy
I know that feel anon
>you will never be magically turned into a girl
Reality sucks. I really wish this did happen to me in real life.
Sorry anon, I don't have anymore Filia pics.
You can do all of those while being a cute boy.
Nigga I ain't readin' that shit
Chubby bisexual with a good rack and killer hair?
Sign me up
This exact fanart adaption of Katsuragi.
>tfw wide as fuck shoulders, no hips, and no ass
Literally a case of "my body's telling me no but my mind is telling me yes."
Fat girls feel nice but they honestly don't look as nice. Not that it matters when you're in coitus.
I like girls of all shapes, I can always find way to have fun with a girl's body.
I don't know. I think it looks pretty good, if a little off-center.
This has been true for a very long time though, and in fact much of the physical labor that past generations of people had to do to survive was a detriment to their physical health, especially farming practices.
>all these sissy nerds who want to be girls
>some even want to be fat
Why the fuck would you want to be fat
If a genie gave me a wish having high-grade shapeshifting powers that don't obey the conversion of mass or energy would be my instant first pick
>changing appearance into whatever sexy/cool/useful bullshit, this is elemental
>becoming super strong due to changing your muscle composition to some super material bullshit
>becoming 100% transparent
>flying by continuously shapeshifting a dense ripple down your body, newtons third law would have it push you forward and since it appears and disappears you're essentially pushing against nothing and moving forward
>create objects by shapeshifting into yourself and the desired object connected by a incredibly weak mono-molecular fibre which is torn instantly
>create other people and creatures with the desired properties by the same method
>since you do not have a physical brain, create a hive mind of bodies directly controlled by you
>fly into the other side of the earths orbit and create a new planet in secret
>change other objects and people by integrating their structures with your and morphing them
>can fire projectiles and energy
>can turn into a dinosaur
you would literally be a god
All panties would become thongs because my big bubble butt would consume them. Jeans would be impossible to wear, if I somehow managed to get them over my gelatinous ass I wouldn't have enough waistband to close them around my soft, bulging tummy. I'd have to wear leggings and yoga pants everywhere I went
>Thread still up
Cool. Let's get to image reply limit.
At least assuming people are still around.
And if so, if they have any girl requests I'm up for them.
IS TRAPS CAN GET HORMONES TO BECOME MORE FEMININE BECAUSE >MUH POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THEN WHY CAN'T I GET HORMONES TO BECOME CHAD?
TRANSALPHA RIGHTS WHEN?
Combining it with the ability to time travel would be fun as fuck.
Imagine going back to ancient Egypt/Greece/whatever and spending a few hundred years being worshipped as a giant goddess before coming back to modern times and seeing yourself in the history books as just a part of their mythology that no one believes actually existed.
You are not the first who makes this request.
Shut the fuck up, you dont understand my pain
Enjoy it then.