>Picking anyone but Teddy
Come on, this should be obvious.
>same fucking second
>THERE ARE PEOPLE
>IN THIS THREAD
>WHO DO NOT MAIN
>huey long will never EVER be playable
..where IS Zachary Taylor? And Harrison?
>not maining Van "no shits given" Buren
Shame on you all
>Year of our nation 239
>Not maining Harry S Truman
I call you faggots because you don't respect the authority of our nation's greatest president. I don't call you faggots because you are dumb sons of bitches, although you are.
>tfw FDR is so overpowered whenever I use him my friends force me to play with a
Churchill is objectively the best third-party character.
>Go G DUBYA
>Fucker counter picks Kennedy every. fucking. time.
>All my missiles, drone strikes, and revolvers are completely ineffective
Fucker has god tier ranged defense, I can't even manage to launch against the guy.
James Buchanan is clearly best since he is dual-classed president and wizard.
I can't believe there was a gamebreaking bug with William Henry Harrison where his stage entrance would go on forever, the devs couldn't fix it for some reason so they had to just patch him out a month after release
>all this teasing for the next game
Are you ready to main
>Not maining LBJ
>Not using the Great Society ability\
Oh awesome, because EVERYBODY asked for George Bush Jr.
>Yfw the other Bush children are his alts
Mess with this cat
and you'll get the gat
>Not maining the most honest president
HAS NO GUNS
HE HAD NO TERM
THIS VP WILL MAKE YOU SQUIRM
What the fuck is with people thinking Hitler is too big? He's America's most iconic villain, and could easily be slightly downsized for a spot on the roster.
>there are people who seriously want some european mememaster in over BENEDICT FUCKING ARNOLD
>Losing to FDR. Get gud scrub, I can take down old pres. polio with fucking Buchanan.
>devs working on the Gore DLC rather than the balance update
holy shit Wilson's final smash is fucking impossible to control whats even the point
You guys hear about the Twin Towers of Smash leak?
I heard that if you unlock all the presidents and do all the event matches, you get event match 51 where you fight Giga Hitler, Churchill, and Stalin
Trust me, my dad works at the White House
If Hilary joins the roster I am literally quitting the server permanently. I am out. I am done. Do you fucks have any idea how batshit insane mad with power she is? She WANTED to be a character (read: president) since HIGH SCHOOL. HIGH. SCHOOL.
>play Adams and Jefferson
>people call me a boring shotofag
I'm sorry that I like the basics.
>not playing Eisenhower
>not owning niggas with your D. Day special
Remember when the leakers were saying that Dewey was in?
Also, Harrison did not deserve a spot. Only President for a month, he's a support character at best. And don't get me started on Garfield!
I like how they based this guy on the Ice Climbers
>Still no Russian Version
Damn it I just want to have Vladimir fight Vladimir
Why did the devs even put a joke character like Obama in?
Hitting those demographics. Hilary is next, I fucking guarantee it. In this day and age of women thinking they have it as bad as niggers did they'd be dumb not to put her in there.
>no one ever picks area 51
why are fags online always such tryhards
I just hate the style they chose for him. I mean, he wasn't even close to that black in his own presidency, so why does he have to be 11:59pm dark in this game with only one decent looking alt?
Congress really flubbed it with the online. They should've made the ranked lobbies have a map choice of White House, Air Force One, and NY Customs House. Only playing on White House really messes up balance and fucks up some characters.
IF they wanted to impress the black demographic, they could have at least made him strong and not the weakest on the roster.
They also gave him crazy weaknesses to China and Russia in the global fight crossover.
>winning the cold war.
>Americans actually believe this
You realize no one in Russia even considers the Cold War an actual war, or something they lost and that the USSR collapsed on its own?
I main taft.
>tfw zoning roosevelt shitters in national park stages
>claims to be the worlds greatest "superpower" and forefront of humanity
>never had a single female leader in its entire history
Even the middle east has better gender equality.
>Finally try G. Bush's Final Smash for the first time
>A "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner is draped across the battlefield
>Nothing else happens
just Pardon-Attack Dash Cancel through it if you're too shit to see which side he'll land on. Don't complain if you can't deal with something as simple as wakeup Buttslam left/rights.
>mfw your opponent is killed by seal team 6 ten years later
>mfw obama gets credit for your kill
>Wanting edgelord villains like Hitler as DLC instead of the character that actually deserves to be in the game
It's one of his very few good moves though, he needs it to stay viable. Very few people run Hoover at tourneys anymore.
At least he can throw it out after most aerials and be at safe tipping distance with it, great frametrap potential besides being a kill move.
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1. NY Customs House (very balanced and symmetrical while still allowing platform play at all points of the map)
2. Hiroshima (best funsies map: big but not too big, cool hazards that you can see coming)
3. White House (I'm a fucking tourneyfag, but it's also really pretty)
4. Mt. Rushmore (good music, fun hazards, cool stage-specific character dialogue)
5. Gettysburg (layout is great, music is god tier)
>dat windy setting
>dat atmospheric hail of gunfire
>russian smash game devs jelly as fuck they didn't make the stage
3.Cuban missle crisis
>fighting on a fucking aircraft carrier as planes take off constantly
>T. Jeff, my nigga's house
>dat string music
>dat 18th century elegance
>backdrop of slaves picking cotton and jefferson's mudbabies running around
>Columns as platforms
>the fucking stage hazard where the Declaration of Independence falls on the ground and if you step on it its an instant KO
mfw the only presidents murkans know are washington, lincoln, reagen, kennedy and the last 4.
murkans are basically shit.
Polk has the best intro.
Prove me wrong. Protip:
>tfw facing an Obama online
>Polk's intro starts
>"President Obama has shed American blood on American soil."
>unleashing Texan Annexation on him, Vp cancel into Presidential takeover, three stock in under a minute
>mfw he instantly disconnects next match
>implying Brits know all their prime ministers
>implying France knows all of its kings
>implying America isn't unique in the West in that still care about their history as opposed to fully cucked Yuropoors
>not going hardmode and maining Wilson
>not having your health drop the longer your in combat
>not using his league of nations to bring the foe to the brink
>not finishing them off with a "flowers to a grave" taunt
>people don't think Obama isn't the perfect example of power creep
look at his fucking moveset:
>highest damage range attack in the game other than Truman's super
>perfect counter ANY attack
>post yfw Paulfags will never ever get to play him.
>tfw Obama players don't skip his intro and just let him
Fuck you man. Jackson's always been my favorite President, and I've written research papers about him.
Heaven forbid, anyone be of the opinion that beating the fuck out of a guy who tried to shoot him puts him in the running for toughest President. Bunch of le random meme lovers, the lot of them.
>both about hil
>Osama is dead; GM is alive
>Not picking best pres
Fucking nostalgiafags everywhere.
>Andrew Jackson versus anyone
kek. Remember that time AJ nearly beat to death an assassin that came for him? With a motherfucking cane? The secret service had to hold the president back. Protection for the people, cause this president is off the wall.
Teddy is the only worthy opponent.