No, because when you kiss a girl and you press your lips to hers, your noses will bump unless you tilt to the side, right? So then you tilt your head from side to side so your noses rub together, and that's why it's called making-out, and not just kissing.
I've never kissed a girl. I just wanted to post a reaction image
Look, that's the way it works. I should know, because when I was young and naïve and I had my first kiss, the girl told me that that's how you make out, and every girl that I've gone up to and asked if that was how you make out said yes, so eat shit.
>a random girl told me why she thinks it's called making out
>I sure showed you faggots
so you're telling me that you went up to random girls throughout your life and asked them if it's true that it's called making out because your noses touch
Look, you guys can think this is funny all you want, but I can garuntee that I've kissed more girls that you, and if they all say that that's how you make out, then you guys are clearly wrong.
She didn't tell my why it's called "making out" per say, but that's why it's called something other than just "kissing". I'm not trying to start an argument, I just wanted to know how you'd go about making out with a noseless faerie.
Because Rubi a cute, now stop trying to de-rail the reaction thread
Oh my fucking God.
I'm in the same boat as >>288787330
>Kissed more girls than me
Alright, I'm gonna break anonymity here for a fucking second and lay your underage autistic ass to bed.
I work as a fucking male escort because taking a major in English is fucking useless in this day and age, so there goes the "kissed more girls than you" shit right out the window.
Making Out is a slang term, and you're describing Eskimo kisses, and the girl likely called it making out because she was probably too fucking dumb or young to know any better.
The fact that you're too stupid to educate yourself on something this fucking trivial is astounding, let alone that you're here trying to perpetuate this shit despite everyone else here is telling you otherwise.
If you wanna stretch it, its about an indie game called WIngs of Vi thats a platformer that will wreck your shit until you quit or get gud. Only problem is this exact post was made just about two or three hours ago, so I'm guessing OP just discovered it and wants an excuse to post the cute angel girl
Not that I'm complaining of course
i had to see what all the hub-bub was about, then I read the comment
the fuck is this shit?
No that's dumb. That's be like, "making in", because it's inside.
Why would I kiss my mom?
I'm in between girlfriends right now, so I can't. I'll post it next time I get one though, to show you all just how wrong you were.
You can make up shit all you want, there's nobody proving me wrong in this thread though.
Guys seriously, can we just go back to the noseless vidya girl and be done with it?
>I work as a male escort
Y'know, since the thread is derailed already, might as well inquire about your job for a bit.
Do you work for a company or use a website?
Are you exclusive to one gender?
How much do you charge and for what?
How often do you even work?
I was always curious about this shit so if theres a time to ask it might as well be now
The pay's enough to keep bills on the table.
I'm not entirely at liberty to say who my clients were, but I am at liberty to say my anus is completely untouched by man meat and no cock has ever met my mouth.
It's called making out because it's easier to say and less explicit than other terms with a similar meaning.
Kinda like making love and etc.
Also go ahead and leave or just kill yourself, because you aren't going to forget this embarrassment for the rest of your life.
I pirtaed it a few hours ago and have been playing it since. Its a good time sink, but frustrating as fuck, even on Normal difficulty. I had to take a break because I was going against a boss who was wrecking my shit and I wans't making any progress. A lot of the game is just throwing your body at shit till you can execute the moves absolutely perfectly. So if you like shit like I wanna be the guy or Super meat boy, its kinda like that in that regard.
>s-stop making fun of me, let's just get back to this thread's nonexistent topic p-pls
I gotta fuck who I gotta fuck
I'm not entirely obligated to tell you the pay grade, but it's enough to afford Vidya and life necessities.
I personally work four days a week.
There was no topic before this. It's just the OP going "I WANNA FUCK THIS ANGEL CHICK."
You're the only one (along with that dumb girl) that thinks making out = eskimo kissing.
But making love is something totally different. You don't have to be fucking a girl to rub noses while kissing. Is this seriously that hard to get?
Hugs are fine, but kisses are intimate and only for people you're crushing on. That is, if I'd kiss my mom. If she'd kiss me on the forehead or something, that's different.
But it's several girls anon. All the girls I've kissed have said this when I asked. That's at least 15 or so.
Neato, thanks for the info. Getting payed to fuck old women and twinks may not be everyones cup o tea, but good on you man, hope you end up some rich politician's favorite and they can pay you 10 grand a night or some shit.
>kissing someone who granted you the albility to die at any time
On my friend's phone, only thing he has that'll pass as a reaction image.
I have no ragrets
Three and a creep with really bad pizzaface and a fursuit.
Never fuck while wearing a fursuit. Especially one with a hole for your dick in it.
Shit's hotter than the hinges of hell and disgusting.
Anon, I've only kissed 2 girls besides family related ones and I can tell you for a fact that is not how you kiss a women
>kisses are intimate and only for people you're crushing on
>this nigga got trolled by 15 girls
Thats fucking sad
I wish. Landwhale is not my specialty. Thick is nice, but I avoid Fat Fridays on here for sexual PTSD purposes. Smell's fucking unbearable.
Could be worse. At least I'm not a virgin who doesn't know what making out means.
>tfw have sort of hot aunt who always kisses me on the lips when I leave her house
Well then you're probably doing something wrong, because literally every girl I've asked has said that's the way it is, and next time I get a girlfriend (College is a great place), I'll get her to tell you guys how it is. Give me a month or so.
How are 15 unconnected girls all gonna say the same thing, unless it's true? Think for a second, anon.
Had one 8/10 who wanted to get back at her boyfriend for cheating on her.
Nice girl, didn't quite understand you weren't supposed to be as sweet as she was
Not that I complained. Love a good leg wrap.
And I'll be the first to admit that traps can tell what grinds your crank better than a woman.
Stop this before someone screencaps everything.
It's a conspiracy, anon.
Your girlfriends have all been molemen, using their freakishly powerful noses to determine whether or not you're a threat to their plans.
You're not, but they think it's funny how stupid you are.
I'm a sexologist(currently in between jobs) and I can confirm that making out includes noseplay, the difference between makingout and kissing is non penetrative fondling or rubbing and the nose is an erogenous zone.
>hey, is making out when you rub noses while you kiss?
>i guess? (what the fuck is this autist talking about i just want to fuck and get out of here)
And you seriously asked 15 girls this question? How autistic are you?
You bit bait that was too sweet for you and they played you like a fiddle
Alright faggot, here's the fucking textbook definition
Making out is usually considered an expression of affection or sexual attraction. An episode of making out is frequently referred to as a "make-out session" or simply "making out", depending on the speaker's vernacular. It covers a wide range of sexual behavior, and means different things to different age groups in different parts of the United States. It typically refers to kissing, including prolonged, passionate, open-mouth kissing (also known as French kissing), and intimate skin-to-skin contact. The term can also refer to other forms of foreplay such as heavy petting, which typically involves some genital stimulation, but usually not the direct act of penetrative sexual intercourse.
No anon, you're right. I've had at least 5 girls say the same thing to me. Me and my girlfriend make out like that all the time. Keep fighting the good fight, knock some sense into these underage kids.
He's autistic enough to link every post calling him out in between every reply he's made and either insulted them all, backpedaled, tried to change the subject, and still hasn't abandoned the thread.
If I had to guess, he's probably barely functioning.
At the minimum my kissing is at least better then rubbing your noses together like your slapping two dicks against each other.
I think I found the reason why a girl hasn't stayed with you yet.
>next time I get a girlfriend
there has to be a first time before you can have a next time
>Making out is usually considered an expression of affection or nasal attraction. An episode of making out is frequently referred to as a "make-out session" or simply "making out", depending on the speaker's vernacular. It covers a wide range of sexual behavior, and means different things to different age groups in different parts of the United States. It typically refers to kissing, including prolonged, awkward regular kissing, and intimate nose-to-nose contact. The term can also refer to other forms of schnozplay such as heavy picking, which typically involves some nasal stimulation.
>this whole thread
came for the fapping stayed for the kissing
i'm fucking dead holy shit
But it is.
See? Other, worldly anons are even starting to agree with me. Now kindly stop trying to start shit.
It's more of me making out with them, they ask what I'm doing, and I explain, and they say "okay", and we keep going.
Because they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life, and I don't want to deal with it when they dump their problems on me.
This all makes a lot more sense if you consider the possibility that this guy is an alien.
>they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life
nigga please stop i can't be dealing with this anymore
i have class tomorrow and i'm sitting in bed hooting like a fucking chimpanzee
Your cover is blown, anon. You had a good run.
>assblasted virgins trying to make fun of a guy telling them they'll never kiss a fictional girl
You guys are fucking pathetic.
>come in to this thread expecting it to be identical to the last one
>leave with so much more
I knew there was a reason I still came here.
Not kiss, make out. You could kiss the pic in the OP just fine, but she'd need those shnoz glasses to make out.
Are you laughing because your romance life has been a lie all these years
There's no cover to blow, if anything, I'm blowing your cover about not knowing how to make out now that more anons are agreeing.
>It's more of me making out with them, they ask what I'm doing, and I explain, and they say "okay", and we keep going.
>Because they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life, and I don't want to deal with it when they dump their problems on me.
>all these retards in this thread replying to bait this weak
Has /v/ really fallen this hard?
LOL I JUST LITERALLY
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDD
Daily reminder: Your life isn't real, it's just only a dream.
You aren't even real, only just a fragment of a dream.
>Because they can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is my life, and I don't want to deal with it when they dump their problems on me.
I'm sure everyone's just pretending.
>came in here looking for qt angel porn
>Literal retard samefagging to cover his ass as the next new maymay is born
>sex worker talking about shagging a guy while wearing a fursuit
Can't I just have one fucking fap this month?
Can you please not shitpost? The quality of the posts in this thread is indicitave enough of how low this board has stooped.
But I have. See my "smug 3dpd" image before the thread blew up like this. irrationally, I might add.
Can you guys just stop pretending like this isn't a normal thing? You all have kissed girls, right?
Looked around for an opening after a friend recommended it after I got booted from my old place for not having any money.
Keep asking questions if you'd like. It's nice to get this shit out every once in a while. Mildly therapeutic even.
I'm having fun on /v/ and you can't stop me.
OP, I'm really sorry for this. If you want actual discussion of this, make a new thread when this one dies and all the shitposting subsides, though I'm sure these guys will carry their shitposting to the next thread.
this is now nice grill thread :^)
I ask for ID at the door.
At least after the first time I got loli-bombed. I sure as hell am not getting written up as a sex offender. Missed someone coming to her house by fucking seconds.
holy shit kill yourself
Don't even know what this thread is, but I didn't move on till I beat that bitch. Fuck yeah.
V I D E O G A M E S
Old ladies and twinks are common.
Sometimes, if they want to. Charge a little extra if they're younger, but the older folks generally just want company, so I keep that off their tab.
There was a nice old woman who called me over every week or so and we just chatted.
So this is the power of the shitpost huh?
Not bad, not bad at all...
>I personally know tilefucker
sure you do you faggot
Saved this thread
Here's some cute Angel for you.
FUCK YOU OP
FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE
I MADE THREE FUCKING THREADS ABOUT THIS GAME AND THEY GOT SINGLE DIGIT REPLIES
WHAT THE FUCK
I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKING BEATEN IT ON NORMAL YOU ANGEL EASY MODE SHITTER
GET RAPED IN THE DICK YOU BANANA RAINCOAT WEARING BITCH
try to add evey post in this picture
but i'm so lazy
yeah I'm noticing that now
I thought everyone was having a lively discussion about wings of vi in particular how difficult it is, maybe posting how far they got or how long/many lives it took to beat
But this is /v/ so naturally this thread is dog shit and has zero to do with wings of vi or even any game for that matter
I'm gonna go back to playing the HL2 mod.
Sometimes I think I've seen it all, then shit like this comes along
Frank is basically a humannoid verssion of /b/
you mother fucker, i just downloaded this new hard drive.
>this fucking thread
The fuck man? I was expecting some good rule 34 of her being posted here not a discussion about kissing or making out.
I genuinely hope this was an attempt at humor.
When she gives the sex a fuck like a train wooo wooo
What do your penises look like /v/?
This is a fine specimen of a /v/irgin!
Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)22:00:59 No.288798751 ▶>>288798834
Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)22:01:46 No.288798834 ▶
>came into this thread for more freckletits
>instead get educated on the proper kissing strategy from what I can only assume is the biggest fedora tipping neckbeard
Fuck, I just wanted freckletits /v/
Once in 2 weeks a wings of vi thread shows up and there's some faggot that has to derail it.
Most of you are too casual to have beaten it anyway.
>inb4 flavor of the month boshy clone
By saying that you will only prove my point.
>mfw just beat amethyst and can't fathom anything being harder than that
How in the fuck are you even supposed to get past the shit in that pic?
What is /v/s favourite female leader?
I'd a Pope Joan