This fucking game. Two of my old friends owned it back in the day. I spent 5 years trying to find it, with no luck. And then, two copies popped on two different locations, on consecutive days.
> Shadow of Rome / Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance / Spartan: Total Warrior / WWI: Aces of the Sky
>300: March to Glory / Untold Legends
> Gates of Troy / Pax Romana / Ice Age 2
> The Settlers 3 / Alexander: The Heroes Hour / Anubis 2
Here in Italy they are mostly unheard of, and on Youtube there is little to no content about these games. Literally games that have fallen into the void.
Have Anubis II
Have Shadow of Rome because Capcom's dick tastes pretty good.
Have Aces of the Sky.
I remember the 300 game because I bought it when the movie came out.
Everything else is new. Or might not be
What a sec, I though it was called Sleep of Re-
Had the Gamecube port
Robot Cat a best
All other are BTFO'd niggas
You wouldn't be completely wrong
since I've occasionally looked up "ancient porn" or similar terms to see if there was anything with curvy-but-not-fat women wearing transparent linen clothing.Thank goodness I found Belladonna's clip where she fucks an archeologist as an egyptian princess, hot as fuck. Really though, help me an hero, anon. Put an end to my misery.
With that being said, I've always been a sucker for history and the civilizations of the classical era or just the ancient times in general. No big surprise that most of my old and current games run along that same theme.
Loved that game but I couldn't just swallow my bitterness when some obvious flaws turned up. Some laggy levels like the one of the first encounter with the immortals, plus dialogues were badly timed, almost 3 or 4 seconds of wait between a character's script and the other's, even when the first one is interrupted. I'd bring it back to the store but it's been more than five years ago. Even if I sold it back to them it still wouldn't be worth it to get shilled by Gamestop.
I'd add some of those 8-bit games for the old consoles to the list of games only I have played, but most cartridges have lost their cover with the title and I don't remember most of their names. And I'm sure Contra and Tank were pretty "famous" back in their time so I doubt I've been "the only one" or "one of the few".
Not to mention that this isn't /vr/.
>Have Anubis II
If you notice in some levels, the sarcophagi have dicks. I kek'd a lot when I saw that.
>Have Shadow of Rome because Capcom's dick tastes pretty good.
I value that game like a templar values the holy grail
>Everything else is new. Or might not be
If you want to smash through hordes (literally, just look up some videos) of legionaries and you still own a ps2, go look for Spartan: Total Warrior. I got it from ebay and lucky me the vendor was in my same town. 5 bucks spent well.
I also had The Simpsons: Hit And Run, but I gave it to a cousin long ago.
Indeed you're right. I own God of War 1 and 2 + the psp games and I can honestly say that Spartan TW is a lot more satisfying, even though "less" gory than GoW for my taste.
Behold, my first DS game. Got it on sale from a small store for a literal buck.
Never completed the catalog though.
Also, fuck Africa
Spartan: Total Warrior sound like it's up my alley
I remember my sister having this game years ago, and I got to play a little
Really dark, but worth a try.
I always hated the Scorpion's in the later stages because you can get hit in the safe zone.
>Shadow of Rome
I never played it but I can't help but notice you're missing this
>That hilariously bad dialogue
>That hilariously bad gorilla fight
>Those fucking man-headed dog things
>The sexy lizards with cleavage
>The rock throwing.
>foggy, cold island
>shitty aiming controls that are actually fairly shitty, but mostly because enemies rush you when you have to delicately steady your aim.
very unpolished gameplay like a PS1 title and graphics that look like 6th gen. execution is fine, but level design and backtracking ala Ghosts n' Goblin's killed it.
This game tends to favor competent gamers, and I swear half the videos I've seen have people play on DSP's level.
I played this shit with my brother when we were younger. We even found some sick hidden shit for extra lives, and I've looked to see if anyone's ever posted about it on the internet. As far as we know, the only ones who know about the secret are us and the development team.
My biggest complaints were
>framerate issues despite good graphical quality in some areas (shadows, water, ejected shells)
>the enemies in the prison (penultimate level) are fucking atrocious with perfect aim and gluing themselves to your ass and draining your health.
>game actually froze near the end twice during the junk boss
>The robot level was horrible; like a tank segment with low health and restrictive aiming controls in tight corridors you have to wonder to without a guide or a clue where to go
I only played it because
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
I sucked horribly at this game but I didn't care, I loved storming the colonial bases with a bajillion xenomorphs . Also got the feeling that predators were weak as fuck despite all their high tech gadgetry.
I don't think anyone other than me has ever mentioned this game on /v/
and I'm an oldfag
Also anyone ever heard of "Rise and Fall: Civilizations at War"? Pretty old game, the guys who made it have long since closed their shack, so you either find it as a torrent or get a friend to give it to you. I'd say it's a pretty good opinion, but I have shit taste with games sometimes so you'll have to make judgements for yourself.
You should play Hotel Dusk Room 215, anon. It's made by the same guys as Trace Memory and it's a lot better in a lot of areas. Same with TM's Wii sequel which only got localized in Europe as Another Code R
I'm pretty sure this game only exists in Germany. And it's obscure even there.
Get on my level.
> I'd say it's a pretty good opinion
Fucking goddammit I can't talk for shit. I meant "it's pretty good in my opinion". Stupid neighbour's dogs barking as loud as a sodomized dog can get.
Entschuldigung, Kamerad, but I played this game a ton as well. It was a weird puzzle and I never finished it.
Kleiner, Blauer Elephant > Maus