Do I at least get internet in Gensokyo?
If not, totally fucked.
>Phantasy Star Online
All I ever wanted was to travel through the reaches of space.
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
>Artificial Academy 2
What does this mean?
>Space station 13
Oh god no
Also my Capcha started dancing and I don't know why
Guild Wars 2
Do I get to fug the qt3.14 salad grills or
do I become one
The main theory is that because the tree that makes them was planted on a human mass grave, it used humans as a template to shape them.
I don't know I actually quite like the somber atmosphere.
I'm fine with that, as long as I actually have a chance at surviving and prospering.
Tough luck. You'll appear at the wrong place at the wrong time, multiple times and get accused by Gumshoe and Edgeworth of murder every time,
And Phoenix Wright has one tick on his life bar left.
Sweet, now all I have to do is not get mind-controlled by the evil elder dragon that wants to consume the world.
Up to chapter 3 on this or fresh from the start? Either way I'd probably get fucked.
>Going to alone without having Resta or Anti techs.
You deserved it.
I'll finally be able to be a cute girl mage.
Probably after spending like a thousand years as a Prinny.
>All I ever wanted was to travel through the reaches of space.
Too bad cunt! You're stranded either on a claustrophobic ship not meant to handle the growing population and without the resources to return or a doomed planet full of eternally resurrecting dark gods. If you want to explore space you'd better jump out an airlock, it's probably a nicer way to go.
>talentfags in general
>for business inquiries please contact
>With lots of pirate-themed mods, equipment expansions, gameplay tweaks and expansions, and map/town/lighting/nature expansions and upgrades
And, to my misfortune, no nude or sex mods :_: I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO ACCIDENTALLY SEE MASSIVELY-ENDOWED DICKGIRLS IN MY GAME AND NOW I PAY THE PRICE
I'm not very screwed at all, really.
If I believed in an afterlife, this would be awesome.
++ Can collect and use a bunch of different tolkien-viking-early-middle-age weapons and equipment
+ Can purchase, own, and live in different cool tolkien-viking-early-middle-age houses (including a few castles with some NPCs)
+++ Can learn and use magic. Fucking magic.
+ Nice weather. Climate is a constant temperate-cold all year, depending on map location and the occasional precipitation
+++ Can easily survive most adventures as long as you play it safe. You can even usually run if things get out of hand. Even if you're not the dragonborn, the only reason most NPCs die so quickly is because of fish/potato-level intelligence, and inferior equipment.
--- Death is implied to be permanent
+ No women (or men for that matter, because let's be honest, after X amount of years in this eternal game, homosexuality will inevitably occur just for the sake of novelty) below 4/10 aside from children, the elderly, and certain members of less-humanoid races
- Female Argonians still nearly unfuckable though, due to that 70-year-old smoker's voice. I miss Oblivion's sexy Argonian ladies.
-- Can't have actual sex, unless it really happens during those sleeping moments with your wife/husband.
-/+ Might be able to do any kind of sexy things, or anything at all, depending on how this afterlife's reality functions, whether it's realistic freedom of action/interactivity, or if it's bound to the rules/controls/laws of the video game.
>mfw I literally felt like that after finishing Yu Yu Hakusho
>you will never be a Spirit Detective going on adventure with your demon buddies fighting evil demons and coming home to a qt waifu
Thanks fag, now the whole goddamn thread's going to get derailed. I purposely didn't reply.
It's the internet. Everyone's anonymous. No one gives a shit about who's nice or mean or retarded, or who thinks so.
Time to become a wizard gunslinger!
No thank you.
im so glad i played dbz budokai tenkaichi 3 right after playing smt iv
Yeah, I remember having way more fun the first time I played when it was all fresh and I took my time.
Then after I lost my original copy and got a new copy I just blitzed through a lot of it in the first few weeks, got burned out 2 months later and barely looked at it since.
bitch any human can train to master ki, fly and shoot energy balls, yeah i couldn't be the most powerful guy any kind of super power is cool
Might as well kills myself again when I arrive there
Like 99.9999% of the world can't do this shit though. Remember everyone thought it was weird the kids were flying and shooting laser beams in the Tournament?
Good luck finding someone to teach you.
Get some connections, don't need to worry about the law if you wanna kill yourself.
The only people that have been shown to be able to learn this shit were insanely talented.
Out of Mutaito's students only 2, maybe 3 if tao was one of them seem to have been able to learn that shit.
In universe, Ki and shit is some next level lucky ass genetic lottery and insane training away from an average joe
>Tfw wrote out my suicide note
>Tfw have my suicide method and place chosen out
>Tfw just waiting on trying to get a friend to give me their bank info so I can give them all my money before I do it
I can't wait to play the eternal nothingness of death
Gohan taught Videl how to do it in like 3 minutes, and Videl's a normalfag. Not even a fighter or monk or whatever everyone else who uses energy is. Hell, she wasn't even human martial artist tier.
Apparently you just have to concentrate and feel your concentration energy flowing down your arms, into your hands, and out your palms. She made a glowing light the size of a marble between her hands.
Spending time concentrating and meditating to hone your energy, as well as exercise and eating a diet to supplement said energies (probably lots of fucking calories) would result in low-level energy powers. Maybe even being able to launch a basic energy ball or float a little.
well this is now a dragon ball thead my job here is done
>Super Robot Wars 2nd OG
Based as fuck, time to kill myself
Would probably get to go ham too, considering one of the main characters was given his super prototype mecha and brought into the army for being good at vidya which was actually a military training sim