Not only is this game full of cheaters, but it's full of pedo's too
I don't think so, looks like he just searched for something mid-stream and forgot that that kind of shit might pop up.
The same exact thing happened to me when I tried to show my friends a game I was working on...
>that normie vidya taste
what does it mean?
>at home with a girl friend for a uni work
>uses my laptop
>anon what's pururin?
>tfw you pick your nose in front of two chicks on video chat because you forgot they were there
its one thing to be ugly or something and have girls not like you, it's another thing entirely to have chicks interested in you and you constantly put them off like a social retard
Why would you name your porn files by what's in them? At the very least name them something that won't get your ass slapped in jail.
>As Tiny 13
>Family Trip: Nieces
It's like he wants to go to jail.
I remember back in the day when I torrented shit but didn't know what the fuck I was actually doing, I was searching in the limewire search bar for all kinds of crazy shit so the torrents always had names like this.
Man, be open about it. My take is that everyone watch/has watched porn in their life, and it doesn't matter if it's 2D or 3D.
If the girl judges you about what you are fapping to she isn't worth it anyway.
>browsing it at all
>not averting your eyes at the mere mention of it like a holy warrior untainted by the evils of corruption
I made a mistake like that once. Right-clicked the file browser icon on the taskbar to bring up an emulator from the Frequent folders list and had "Natsuyasumi" showing on there for like two seconds.
Thankfully nobody watches my stream.
Because just as that image has a mentioning of cheese pizza, I can make a fucking .txt file and name it into a generic cheese pizza, which does NOT IN A SINGLE FUCKING COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET, not even in a 3rd world shithole like the clapistan, give probable cause.
Jesus fuck. It would be different thing if he accidentally opened some cheese pizza on stream.
I got a gf... a long time ago, but still.
People that judge other on trivial things such as porn aren't worth to hang out with. Just be more selective when you chose your friend mang.
You don't have to go into creepy details either, just tell her that's a hentai site and you should be good.
>seems like a nice guy on the stream
>talking bout how screwed he is because of this
>claims he downloaded a large quantity of porn at once from some site and that was included in it
I feel kinda bad if he's telling the truth
It's seen as weird as fuck. It was funny a couple years ago go to a friends house and we are all laughing about how disgusting hentai is and how only sick fucks watch/read it instead of real porn.
3 years later and we now all admit that hentai is awesome.
>bit risky to joke about child porn when you are a full time streamer right? watch the VOD, its on for like half a second
I'm on that too. If he wanted to make a joke it should be some vanilla porn - something to induce laugh and not half of NSA state division's attention.
God damn fool.
>Just a reminder that most girls are going to hate you if you only mention that you like fantasy or sci-fi movies.
Nigger, every fucking girl I know are dead hard GoT fans, some even red the actual books.
They also go see every new Dysney movie for some reason, so they can't judge me if I watch anime and such.
he says he has done nothing wrong
he says that if the police search his computer they will find something but he hasn't opened it
he actually admits to downloading it
he says that it was a mistake
this guy makes no sense he's just digging himself a deeper hole
>anon can I use your computer for a second?
>I want to check a price for something at best buy.
His fucking face while that search is up made me spit all over my screen.
>on anon we're such best friends
>lemme look up pictures of best friends just like us
that's what you get for liking 3D instead of 2d fetishes like TG-TF
>hey big bro I am going to use your computer for a second I need to google somet-
You know I've always wondered this but if you watch any streams that semi-popular and the person doesn't have a webcam people will constantly bitch to them to get one so they can look at the person playing the game?? Its weird to me..someone explain please
We know he is fucked by now, but how could he get away from this /v/?
Get rid of the HDD?
So far he has no commited any crime so he could do that and wouldn't be considered tempering with evidence.
Yeah Anon, be open about it, she ends up not worth it anyway, and all your mutual friends and their friends and friends of their friends will know you like shota.
Never reveal your powerlevel, you goddamn dunce.
dear god i hope one of you is recording this, this is up there with Chibi level of cringe + pedo stuff
I'm not saying someone should call child services
You are one dumb mother fucker. When this chick inevitably leaves you, she is going to be telling everyone she knows in the future all about "the one time i dated a pedophile".
>just let me search for some funny pics bro
I don't really want to read the whole thread, has someone made a post like
>I'd like to break his skull open with a brick
Or something similar yet? I need a good laugh
>gf knows I fap to
>doesn't like it but doesn't care
>because she faps to
Well, there is this an urban myth of a
ponyartist or something that had a livestream going where he drew some pictures.
At some point his entire CP folder flashed on screen. He panicked. Shut down everything, made a post on twitter saying how he fucked up and that he'd rather be dead than in jail.
No idea if he actually killed himself though.
Most girls are into "nerdy" things nowadays, GoT, casual F2P games, the Hobbit, you name it.
If you can't aknowledge this maybe it you that should hang out more with girls, because it's very fucking common.
I just said that 2d loli is way different than 3d. 3d are immature, loud, and gross as fuck and it puts me off entirely. Plus they shouldn't even have a concept of sexuality and if they do then they've been abused which is really sad. 2d aren't even real people and have the mindset of someone older without being abused
why are you faggots on reddit anyways?
>I think I should have talked with a lawyer before I did this stream and started to drink
And yet he continues to stream and drink and talk about shit.
Also, does he make his living off this? What's a dude with a wife and kid doing home drinking and playing video games on a Monday?
>mfw I gave "face fur" a chance and ended up with pathetic pedostashe
Not browsing any wonky stuff yet.
holy shit they are raiding him right now, shits going down /randomrambo
>My name is Soren Jensen, i'm 24 years old and living in the capital of Denmark with my wife and son. In the past I've played loads of different games, but one game is the clear winner and that is Counter-Strike. I played 1.6 for many years but never made the jump to Source. This is now my full-time job!
Jesus fucking christ. I'd pay serious money to see the reaction of his wife when he's forced to explain himself.
The man, who names himself "RandomRambo", has a stash of Counter Strike victories, as well as a stash, of child pornography.
>blowing things of of proportion
>needs to use computer
>let her use it
>left porn folder open
>realize it to late
>she's totally cool with it and we spend the night watching and laughing at porn, fuck and go to sleep.
god it feels good to have such a great girl
Yeah it's possible but I don't believe she would and we've been together long enough that I trust her. Nowadays she even jokingly teases me about liking it. Almost everyone has fetishes anon, you just have to find someone who will talk about theirs
watching his stream atm "idk if it was cp or not" sure buddy
>mfw gf knows I have hentai and 3d porn by the truckload
>doesn't care, watches it with me
You know, when you are digging a hole, its best just to stop. What idiot gets on and streams the next day? This is going to force twitch to do something, when he could have just laid low and it wouldn't have mattered.
>NHK is truly too good.
show ruined by misaki
You can't push you're semetic values on me anymore you fucking kike.
>Browsing comp as usual one night
>Didn't delete history in a few days
>Bro comes in
>"Can I use comp quick?"
>I'm not looking at the screen or anything (lappy so the back of it was facing me)
>Just had to sit there and hope he doesn't find anything
>"Alright all done"
>Immediately check history from when he used it
>First result was craigslist m4m in my area search because I was curious one day
>My bro now probably thinks I get railed by bears in the area on a weekly basis
Yeah don't save your shit yo
I'd like you all to know that a responsible United States citizen is monitoring this thread.
How are mods so quick for things like this but gay furry threads stay up for hours? I get that it's illegal so they want it removed as fast as possible, but how do they even find this and not the gfur threads? Are there just a lot of people reporting these kind of posts in particular? Also, I like how the useless piece of shit mod left this thread up even though he was obviously here.
people will judge me for liking that crap. and it will be used to laugh at me even if they don't directly hate me for that.
you can be open if it's almost vanilla stuff like footfaggotry
quickly someone swat him so we can see the cops browsing his cp collection live
>women streamers get paid to strip on camera and occasionally play a video game
>male streamers get paid to hack competitive games and jack off to child porn
>you have to go to college for 4 years for even a chance to make half of what they do
>keeps saying "it was two years ago, i don't still do that"
SPECIFY. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU DONT DOWNLOAD CP ANYMORE BUT YOU USED TO
fuck dude, how can someone handle this situation so badly
We have an archive you dumb faggot, there's also a million different ways to find where you live on here.
You fucked up, friend.
He's fucked and he knows this.
>IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO, IT'S NOT LIKE I STILL...
>SHUT UP, IT'S NOT YOUR CAREER THAT'S ON THE LINE
>watching anyone at all talk about video games
>watching anyone play video games that's not in the same room as you
Kill yourselves, you faggots. Really says a lot about modern gaming when you can get the same experience watching a fucking video game.
guy with all the cp, get help man, before you destroy someones life or your own, turn back while you still can
I wasn't watching shit, I don't even know who the fuck he is, I just came here for the shitstorm when people started talking about it and I'm having fun with it.
Judge for yourself. From the looks of it, he pimps out his girlfriend any way he can for views.
It's all pretty cringey
He was 24, she was 13.
>but then people found that he was 24 and the girl was 13
Back in college a good friend of mine told that she lost her virginity to a ~25 year old dude when she was 13.
She really enjoyed it
>How are mods so quick for things like this but gay furry threads stay up for hours?
This is what really bothers me.
I remember a 250+ reply pony porn thread that a whole bunch of anons reported. Mods only took it down when someone posted CP, but then they did it in seconds.
What a freakin weirdo. Freakin hell.
I bet he freakin isn't done. I bet this freakin video is a calculated attempt at damage control. Freakin sociopath. He'll be freakin back.
>because its amusing to watch a grown ass man cry himself to death
>load up CSGO a few weeks ago
>two french fucks yelling on mic argeuing about whos secretly an american and then whos mother is a whore
>had enough of this shit so i exit out
>Load up CSGO
>join game as you would expect by now
>one of you faggots talking to himself on the microphone about how many "Friends" he has
>no one is talking to this kid in type or voice chat but it goes on for 30 minutes almost non stop
Fuck everything about this game. And i hate myself for even having it in my steam libary now.
That's what you get for not using Windows 8.1.
Shit like this makes me paranoid that my sister will find my yaoi doujin books and thing I'm gay.
2D is pure, clean, and nicer than anyone else on this earth.
3D is dirty, filthy, and has no real feelings towards you.
>being this delusional
I'm not sure whether to pity him or not.
>streamer cancer, look at his gamer chair
>everyone discovering your porn and mocking you for it
those donations are killing me
its like a train wreck
Watching gay porn/trap vids/reading yaoi doujins doesn't make you gay. Seriously, i have a girlfriend, I'm completely heterosexual and I fap to that all the time.
Seven years ago I sent a mail to my study group with some screenshots from a test website I created and one of them had the firefox search showing the word "pthc".
I panicked really bad and I spammed their mails with copies that didn't have that screenshot and I told them I corrected some error and the spam was just my internet connection fucking up, so they should use just the last copy on their mail accounts.
After that close call I was so scared I changed my ways.
>tell my girlfriend I have a face sitting fetish
>she asks if I want to try it
>"no I mean 2D. 3D asses are crusty with shit and sometimes hair. 2D butts are round, cute, and clean."
>roll over and go to sleep
>all those guys in the chat in full damage control
I spend so much time here sometimes I forget people on the internet are mostly asslickers
THIS STREAM WILL GO DOWN IN THE CRINGE THREAD HISTORY BOOKS
>Fapping to 2D boys makes you gay but fapping to 2D girls doesn't make you a pedo
Nice double standard.
yeah what's you point i don't read or watch either of them
Look at him getting greasier and sweatier by the minute.
It's like watching a trainwreck unfold.
By tomorrow he'll either be bald or start having white hair.
A few viewers in some obscure video game stream hosted by some literal who over a file that could still just be a joke that he is playing up is not going to draw attention at the risk of spending hundreds of thousands of dollars prosecuting some nobody. Thats just how I see it though.
You are gay, just admit it. You'll feel better.
Someone please donate a dollar, saying "Hi, I'm Chris Hanson from dateline NBC, can you please take a seat?"
You guys are totally missing the point of all this. It isn't about the gross porn that he faps to. Pointing that out is just a means to an end.
He's a boring streamer who is getting paid to stream. Not only that, he's one of those faggots who openly flaunt their donations with donation alerts and showing who donated. Whenever an opportunity like this arrives when we can destroy their streaming "career," it is a great day.