My brother works at a hospital and has heard some disgusting tales from the older doctors.
One of the worst was an older guy who had some kind of infection in his dick. Being the usual stubborn old bastard that most old people men are, he hadn't seen a doctor until the infection had become unbearable.
So now his dick was this swollen mess that looked like a disgusting meat cauliflower. You couldn't see what was what, it was one oozing messy lump of meat.
The doctors said that a couple of them vomited once they started cutting. The smell was too much.
>You'll never a tubby, flexible girl
Yes, they exist, but in small supply.
/fit/ has used a multitude of metaphors for fatties for years.
First rule of reddit; If they has anything in common with another community, assume reddit stole it until proven otherwise.
>tubby, flexible girl
Id get a sperm whale for that
Man, I had a lot of swelling in my tailbone until I switched to a comfy chair and it almost entirely disappeared. It'll save your ass, literally.
Also wash your ass you fucking cretins.
I wonder if Nekokyara is in some Japan-only Doraemon game at all.
>ogg e bah chan lah con han solo
That whole story may be disgusting but I still lost my sides.
it was edited, the turtle is from that gay anime. Its really like the size of her hand
You don't even know how fucking awful this job is in America, I'm invited to Japan so I can at least leg it the fuck out of here next summer.
Maybe I'll become a software developer instead or create videogames, problably won't get fat either because I'm disgusted by a few snack foods since
>fat hambeast or lardass on surgery plate
>potato chip, french frie or some other edible snack squeezes itself out from the fat folds mid operation
>person starts feeling fucking TICKLISH from the surgery
>lets out an everlasting fart
>qt patoot nurse throws up against her mask
Here's hoping I find a cute fit amazon woman in japan.
>>potato chip, french fry or some other edible snack squeezes itself out from the fat folds mid operation
tell me you're exaggerating, for the love of god.
>Not believing the snack food stories
I'm not even a doctor but I see this shit most of the time I go to the mall.
I just wanted to buy video games and god forbid I drive over to the next town's
Dude seriously? Fat shits get shit stuck between their folds all the time.
you have to understand that most of them are actually physically and mentally incapable of hygienic activities and thus just lay in their own waste about 90% of the time.
I live in East midlands Bongland; I've only ever seen a fps tier fatty once, and I've only ever heard something that warranted a fat person logic story once (TL:DR - fatty tried to dodge a diabeetus test and convinced himself that the doctor somehow gave him it)
Because women care about their looks far more than men traditionally do.
Dude's who are ugly/fat/etc can make up for it in other qualities on a couple occasions.
Ugly/fat chicks are literally unwanted by everyone outside of fetishists. So they're loud about how people should love them for being fat/ugly.
Because women have a shitload more hugboxes to fall back on, and women are more often told that nothing's their responsibility and they're beautiful no matter what.
To contrast, men are told to man the fuck up and deal with the consequences of their actions or stop their bitching.
No, fat people do not come to hospitals or anywhere medical related for usual checks, so most surgery happens because its needed ASAP away, and folding fat folds a million times isn't something we have time for, so there's disgusting shit from time to time as a surprise. I think the worst scenario is a dead baby stuck somewhere in the vagina mid operation, but thank to god I wasn't the one operating at said time.
You're going to lose that bet, anon.
The points didn't happen all together in one time but more of a summary of what can and does happen.
>Japan sucks ass you fucking weeb. You should not live there. Only visit.
I'm not a weeb considering I don't have much interest in japan culture and I haven't really touched anime for years.
And I never said anything about living in Japan, but I don't turn down free/discounted trips. Thinking about living in Finland or a similar country.
>implying I associate with fat shits in real life
Subhumans. If you can't keep yourself fit and healthy you don't have the mental capacity to
do much outside of
playing video games
>mfw ex gf had body frame like her
she tried fucking like a porn star and she did a terrible job at it
I wonder if they're aware of how many people they inspired to lift.
Just seeing that fat logic in action and how far down the rabbit hole their lifestyle will lead them must have kicked peoples asses into gear.
Not to mention Julius and the based Doc setting them straight about their bullshit, no matter how hard they tried to dodge it.
From the fat guys I know, they've accepted that they're fat, and if anyone comments, they just nod and admit "Yup, I'm a fatass."
Meanwhile, fat women need OTHERS to accept that they're fat, and believe it is in no way their fault.
>it's an empire because she's fat
I WILL NOW NEVER VISIT THIS THREAD AGAIN
Somebody post the woman who was all 'muh fat acceptance' on instagram and later had to go to the hospital because of heart problems.
i hate americans
>AKA let's tolerate things that make the planet worse
well, if you can rob aaaaany place you want, you'll go for top tier right? like robbing a bank stacked with gold bars?
I think it's kinda like this - it's easier to rape ugly chicks as the hot ones will be more trouble, both immediately (fighting back more than the soul-crushed, self-esteem-lacking hambeasts) and in the long run, with the hot ones' male friends wanting to stab your ass
I would. She seems to have a lot of confidence for wearing things like that and she has a really pretty face.
BURN IT ALL, JUST MAKE SURE SHE BURNS WITH TOO.
Because I'd also comment on people smoking or drinking too much. Plus people do make casual fun of smokers around here and they laugh with you since most aren't overly sensitive pricks.
>Smoker coughs nasty
>Hey man you should light another one, that sounds great!
>"Yeah I will, thanks for remembering me!"
>Have a gut that goes out a couple of inches and manboobs
>Accept that I'm fat because I'm lazy and eat a lot
>Know that I need to do something about it sooner or later, hate myself that I'm like this
>Can't accept the fact that they're fat because of themselves, even resorting to lying to themselves
>Try to push this fat acceptance shit, not realizing how goddamn disgusting and unhealthy it is
>Try to say shit like how back then fat women were regarded as beautiful and how fat = curvy
>Are basically brainwashed
Why is Tumblr so awful?
Seriously making up jokes about fat people is too easy.
>really pretty face
There is nothing on this earth more depressing than a fat girl with a really cute face.
You could have been so much more, but you couldn't put down the ice cream
I once saw an obese woman literally become physically exhausted from having to stand up to open the door for someone. Like she was sweaty and actually panting from all of five seconds of movement.
What the fuck.
Some men, some women, tad unfair to generalise.
Men and women who aren't on Tumblr know that being a bit big is bad, and they try and change shit, but most kind of just accept that. Men are better at this, jolly fat men will always be a thing.
But tumblr's community where like-minded people is toxic, if you look hard enough you'll find someone out there who will tell you it's alright to be horrifically unhealthy and people are awful for not realising this, and that'll stop them from ever trying, or even getting worse.
>You will never wake up next to a euphoric duck
>you will never wake up next to a crying pepe
lift regimen plus protein helps gain muscle, which is heavier than fat.
If you want to lose weight, go full cardio. it sucks ass and is boring, but it gets results.
If you want to lose fat but gain muscle, keep doing what you're doing.
If you want to look like a meat planet, cut out the exercise and eat like it's your last meal.
I've got thick. Thick is good.
Fat though, fat is a problem.
Happy mediums are few and far between, unfortunately. I lucked out, but I doubt many others will.
This thread isn't vidya, but 4chan is dead so I might as well join the shitposting.
I doubt you put on 4 lbs of solid muscle in a month.
Most likely you're eating too much. Count calories. If you're a beginner you should be able to get stronger while losing fat.
This. My GF isn't as thin, but legit curvy with dem hips. Also massive tits while being short, cup D I believe.
Truly the best feeling to just grope her in the morning and maybe turn her around for some early loving.
What about the "I was in a coma for 2 years and heard everything" stories, usually about how they sit round people and call them fat cause they have no other work in the hospital they'd be having to do.
>You'll never a tubby, flexible girl
She was fucking gorgeous at the time. I met up with her again last week and not only did she come off as desperate and awkward, she also let herself go, had fucking 3 kids and was on welfare. Such a fucking waste of a good woman.
Like, how much?
I'm guessing eat healthier, I plan to after Uni work finish and I'm not eating crap just to keep myself going, but how much a day would you say to notice results?
I know nothing about being healthy.
Fat tumblr bitches are some of the worst creatures on this entire planet.
>Met this girl once
>Had a tumblr bitching about fat acceptance despite being just a little over chubby at best (but it was the lumpy kind, not the good kind so there is that)
>Hung out with her a couple times
>She starts asking for advice with her bullshit problems
>Bitches at me for never wanting to fuck her when she visits
>Constantly bitches about all guys want to do is fuck her
>Ends up finally getting a relationship, good for her
>Was a huge female neet, finally gets a job, good for her
>Management at Wal-Mart, it's something
>Starts hanging out more with this military guy in my apartment complex
>Moves in with him and starts fucking him on the side
>Tells me she deserves it because she's management while her boyfriend is only a cashier (he was the one who got her the job) and how it's not fair she has to be the breadwinner in the relationship
>Starts pulling bullshit to get him fired, tells the other managers he keeps trying to get her to have sex with her at work or whatever
>He lived in a dinky studio and is now homeless if not dead
>Fast forward six months
>Now she's screwing someone else on the side too, she is a dick-hungry monster who can't be stopped
>Asks me for advice on what to do
>I tell her to stop being a horrible monster and act like a decent human being
>She gets offended and bitchy because she didn't do anything wrong man I just gotta live my life
>Starts fucking this redneck asshole down a few doors who owns like six huge trucks and is constantly getting noise complaints but somehow not thrown out
>"Anon I'm pregnant what do"
>Don't be such a fucking whore
>"HOW COULD YOU CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE I DID NOTHING WRONG PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS I NEVER WANTED A JOB I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY"
>mfw during all of this
She's so fucking hard to talk to because she turns into such a bitch over the tiniest things. I don't know why I still talk to her.
By sticking my dick in.
There are pretty normal positions you can fuck a (really) fat girl.
There are some really pretty fat girls out there like roxxie. Blobs aren't too hot but good shapes are awesome. Plus you can be fat and still work out enough to stay healthy but weigh as much as a small car.
>I don't know why I still talk to her.
because you're a low test beta
I worked as a hospital deep cleaner part time during university. I felt bad for nurses and doctors that had to deal with that stuff when it was fresh and spurting.
At least we had full protective gear at all times so the various gunks couldn't get on our skin.
>Fuckin love fat chicks
>If she were a 9/10 at 105 but she's 300 that's rad as shit
>fucking hate fat acceptance and fat pride
>There are pretty normal positions you can fuck a (really) fat girl.
Like what? I don't think you can get anywhere close to any of her orifices but her mouth. Her thighs are so huge I doubt you could fit between them or that she can spread them overly far apart. Might be possible to fuck her in the sweaty lumps of fat and pretending they are a cunt but I don't think that counts.
I have shoulders that dislocate, as well as wrists, just whenever I want them to or I'm lifting something like a heavy bag.
Like, if I turn my wrist it tends to do it on it's own.
Somewhat worried about horrific long term damage to my arms if I fuck up.
Nope. I think it's just a fascination with how much of an insane bitch she is and how far she's gonna go next.
I think the only thing that's gonna help her is a slap to the fucking face. Military guy went out again so she's basically door-to-door on the hunt for dick.
Spread out meals, like 5 a day if you can. If not, stick to three.
Don't skip breakfast.
Don't eat more than 2k calories on a rest day.
Of your 2000-2500 cal each day, eat at least 200 grams vegetable and 2 pieces of fruit
Try to avoid fat if possible (while cooking and stuff)
Sleep well and sufficient (bed at 12, up at 7)
Have a fixed eating and sleeping pattern
Tada, you are now living healthy.
You're eating too much bro.
Google some calorie calculators and find out how many calories you need to consume to lose weight. Obviously it's going to be less than you're eating right now because you're gaining weight.
Keep on going, you're not far off. My journey has been from 208 to 175 at 6'0 ft. It's worth it.
Maintaining cardio is important, being fat on itself is kind of like constant strength training (assuming you're not just sitting down all day). No, being fat isn't healthy, but maintaining some level of activity will keep you healthier, longer.
Someone who's active will also have a more shapely figure, their ass won't be massive but flat, and they wouldn't have stretch marks.
Real or fake, this is a great motivation to stop eating junk food or stop yourself from fapping.
I have a friend in real life who actually believes their doctor is fat shaming them and that they are healthy. They sleep until like 5 pm every day and miss every class they have
Looks like i'll stop drinking fizzy drinks for a month.
Guys in worlds strongest competitions are strong fat. Body builder competitors are actually at their weakest and least healthiest when they compete.
You should have a layer of fat to support your muscles, no this doesn't mean having a 6 pack is bad, and no this doesn't mean being 300 lbs is totally healthy for you if you just eat junk food
>Plus you can be fat and still work out enough to stay healthy but weigh as much as a small car.
cute face and thick body is THE PERFECT combo
yes, there are nudes, antonia from abbywinters
>worked part time at Maccie D's
>lord lard ass taking up all the front of his car drives round
>Orders ice cream, cheese dippers, 2 20 nugget boxes and a large meal
>mfw he asks for Diet Coke
Damn, men and women both have a problem of having two things that are uncomfortable to squeeze or keep completely insulated. Women have low cut tops and men have the privilege if possible to spread their legs a bit if no-one else is in the area.
Fucking manspreading, men are trying to assert their dominance shit, fuck the world.
>everything about this
>but in particular that stupid little hat
>not supporting the fat acceptance movement
>not pushing all those degenerates ever closer to extinction
>tfw naturally broad shouldered.
>tfw my existence is now problematic.
Just dont go full workout competition mode and she can be pleasantly soft but support her weight, and possibly yours.
Just general knowledge on how to keep healthy and energetic. Not claiming I have a PhD on any the topic, but the guy said he had NO idea how to keep healthy. The things I said is pretty generally accepted as good for you.
Because they think that it will make them less fat
Probably because they are the same people who fall for miracle pill bullshit and genuinely believe losing weight is as easy as just changing what to drink.
Instead of you know exercising for at least 2 hours a week (should be an hour a day in all honesty but small steps)
Sony says there's a thin girl inside of people playing video games.
Off topic, but the speed at which these two pictures came out reminded me why I still come here
I'm sorry, anon. I'm so sorry. Especially as a 6' pollack. I'm a bit of a fat fuck, pushing 205, but I'm sedentary, since I work IT. My grandfather was a bodybuilder, and my frame is fucking huge. I'll start getting swole this summer
since I'm going to be on a ship with a gym for 3 months and nothing to do most of the time
Don't live in a shitty city that requires public transportation. Now you can manspread away, and you don't have to listen to people bitch about it.
Can you be off-topic in an off-topic thread?
I weigh 140 at 6'1"
Gonna start lifting this week though so hopefully that fixes things.
I don't live in a big city, and I never take public transportation.
In fact, reading her say that made me happy, I want people to feel oppressed just looking at me. I want to be Patriarchy incarnate.
>lifted and dieted my way out of fatness
>tfw no longer attracted to flat-assed girls
It really doesn't take that much effort to be an attractive girl. Just don't eat too much to stay thin and do some squats for dat ass
>trying to get people to open their minds
To what? I don't like to stick my dick inside sea mammals, I'm not a fucking zombie from Crossed. I WILL NEVER BE ATTRACTED TO THE MORBIDLY OBESE
Fuck off bitch.
If you don't like this character you're a sexist shitlord!
oh god she looks like she would be perfect to cosplay lucina.
>like this comment if you find fat people unattractive
fit thighs and normal/chubby everything else is GOAT tier