When that elf wench wanted to join my party, I couldn't stand her from the moment she showed up.
Solas is only elf.
>Human male Elf female
>Never the other way around
Why is this allowed?
Sera was the only character in an RPG that I actually refused to let join my party. I'm usually very OCD about collecting all the party members and I'm really open minded about characters.
But not Sera, her entire intro was just so... Bad. She spoke like she had literal autism and the second you call out her bullshit robin hood fantasies she turns into a petulant child. There was literally no reason I could see why taking her on was a good idea at all.
She also looked like someone made a bust out of butter and microwaved it for twenty seconds.
Most of the time elfs are more beautiful than humans. Obv there would be more male humans who want to fuck elfs, and so there is more humans raping elfes, than elfes fucking ugly humans.
That was the explanation in a book I read ~2 years ago, why nearly all half elfs there were born by elfs
I forgot the name of the book
We all know only thing elves are good for is rape.
But would you it?
>Gets stuff done
No really. Everyone who gets involved with Red Jenny is usually worse off then he was before but "thats a-okay becuz we sure sticked it to da man!" She is like a retarded Robin Hood only that she takes from the rich and the poor and gives it to herself while being a Hypocrite about it.
>Sera was actually really likeable.
No. There wasn't a single thing that was likeable about her. There were no likeable characters in that game, they even managed to fuck up Varric and turn him into a whiny cunt, just like with Anders before.
Whats going on in this thread?
I went on to check the bees thing, don't know if I found it, but I found some quest with her: at first I thought that she was a little eccentric, but made a point, especially if you want to be the Lawfully Good guy. The second half of the video was bullshit, however: constantly interupting your diplomacy, failing a fucking knife throw, attacking a noble, killing said noble, "angry face."
I see why /v/ hates her.
Elves are proud motherfuckers. That's why the courting gender is always the human, because if it were their choice entirely they'd just fuck another elf. This is why half-ogres are always born by the human.
Did I mix courting and raping again?
>Sera was actually really likeable.
>province of Oblivion
Elves have no redeeming points. They're only good for either decorating the tops of pikes, or being spitroasted by bored mercenary troops and passing bridge trolls.
They're a failure as a species. Bunch of dick-ears.
Oh please everyone knows that elves are only good for rape.
If you want a fantasy race go for a dwarf.
that's because male elves are faggots
Massed crossbow fire works quite well.
Well, you see, new guy. Elves are often paired with rape.
Most doujins with elves? About rape. Getting raped by Orcs or Humans or Goblins.
Elves and rape go hand-in-hand, just like peanut butter and jelly.
Or drunk girls. And rape.
>You'll never be in a party with these two
>Why be a race known for being ignorant, stupid and prone to causing catastrophes.
The fuck are you talking about.
Dwarfs are orderly and fucking engineers.
there are many, many doujin and hentai AMV's where Elves are raped by big pig-men/orcs/humans in incredible ways mind broken, and then betray their own kind by letting the pig-men into their nation/submit them to rape-slavery
then they all birth pigmen while talking about how pig-men sperm and birthing pig-men babies makes them orgasm.
nah they're wizards working with steam and gears that inevitably unleash something horrible and get killed
there's a good reason humans are so numerous: they're the only ones not pulling stupid shit like that
I've been told a few times that I look like Solas from DA:I. I have never played it and I don't plan on playing it. Is Solas at least a half decent character?
Elves are widely considered the worst (of the big three) fantasy race.
There is a massive amount of pornography starring Elves getting humiliated and raped in various ways.
Put two and two together.
talking about how every single supposed "engineering" species in fantasy does things that are basically magic dressed up in steampunk
they depend on single mad inventors, have all kinds of crazy effects that shouldn't be possible etc etc
No, I've been reading actual real fantasy books for 10 years and not some trashy hentai.
Pretty sad really how porn ruins some people.
>Elves are widely considered the worst (of the big three) fantasy race.
Why? Because they're not edgy enough?
Always take a girl who won't pussy out when things go awry.
It makes sense that female Elves are thirsty for dick since male Elves are a bunch of frigid tootsiepops, but I don't see female Orcs not getting a massive dose of vitamin D whenever they're in the mood for it.
Statement is still true, though.
Hey guess Solas was in DA2 as well
>they actually made a complete character out of this just so we think game has some consistency
No existence deserves more genocide than elves.
>No, I've been reading actual real fantasy books for 10 years and not some trashy hentai.
so have we
but its hard to deny the fact that elf raping is very common in porn, add to that elves are generally hated on this site and you got 'elf slave what do'
I want to over power and impregnate a
>and not some trashy hentai.
Like I said, new guy. We've been celebrating trashy hentai for the past 10 years. Where the fuck have you been?
For fuck's sake, there's entire gag manga who play on the 'Elves get raped' stereotype'. It's that common.
>I've been reading actual real fantasy books for 10 years
>actual real fantasy books
guess /v/ really does have a rape culture
It's a 'grass is always greener' idea. Elves get no mad, furious dicking. So that's what they want.
Orcs get it. But you know what they don't get? Tender loving care.
Orcs turn Elves into fuckpigs.
Elves, in turn, massage an Orc's feet, bring her breakfast in bed, serenade her, and make gentle love to her in the missionary position.
orcs are for [spoilers]breeding together with elves to make tall, amazon, horny, green skinned elves[/spoiler]
My mom liked Sera, and this will probably be the only thing I vehemently disagree with her on. Then again, my mom gives zero fucks so Sera probably just never bothered her.
Sera's problem isn't her character, or her perspective. We've had plenty of characters with annoying personalities and beliefs. The problem is there's no way to engage with her halfway. You either have to have the patience of a saint and run interference one every little thing she does and says to keep her from throwing a bitch fit, or just fucking toss her out on her ass. There's no inbetween. No opportunity to show her her attitude isn't always right. Not even that it's wrong, but simply not always going to make things go well. You try and point out her meddling led you into a trap? Nope, all the noble's fault, why are you blaming me, you don't hate all nobles or something!?
Dialog with her goes out of its way to make the Inquisitor look stupid and ask purposefully weird questions to set up Sera's "witty" and "down to earth" personality. You get an opportunity or two to get back at her without her getting all bitchy, but its rare. Your dialog with her basically consists of saying logical stuff that you also know is going to trigger Sera to get all pissy. There's really no compromise with her.
The best way it plays out is being diplomatic when you can, then Sera will grudgingly not treat you like shit when you finish her heart to heart quest.
Elf is only acceptable if Half-elf isn't available.
Is there any other party member as bad as Sera in video games?
>Only in Warhammer, which is the worst fantasy fiction.
I'm tired of all this racism toward dark elves spread by the privileged white elves.
Everyone knows who the real scum is, a dark elf makes for the best comrade in arms or a loyal and lovingly wife, a white elf would sell your friendship as long as it serve its own agenda and unless you put a chastity belt on your beatiful elven bride you can expect to be cucked as soon as your turn your back.
You're right, half-orc women and orc females in general can be dastardly cute.
That... thing... you guys keep discussing and posting videos of in the thread, though. She's so hideous. And her dialogue, it's so... cringe-worthy... Fuck.
>tfw you will never be snu snu'd by a tall muscular domineering she-orc
>your balls will never be emptied of their mangravy as she abuses and uses your body to its limits
>she won't begrudgingly give you the cuddles you want after a long day on the battlefield
All of this is fine as long as you don't fuck Gobbos.
Goblins are gross
I want to fuck a genie
Thank heavens they hammers aren't large then
honestly I'd fuck almost any fantasy race that didn't look like an eldritch abomination and didn't have a razorpussy
I wish I lived in a fantasy world rather than this shitty world
Daily reminder that if it ain't human, it ain't right
however dwarves need only be segregated, not purged
Nice try beardless faggot, go back to your woods and fuck deer or something.
Oh and your women are ugly as fuck, where's the meat?
I wanna play something besides various flavors of the regular stock fantasy races
Oh they're fucking inhuman don't get me wrong.
But are you really telling me that they are as bad as Elves?
Look at this heresy
You don't speak for everyone.
Thought so. Thanks for confirming. I'm going to keep assuming it's three or four guys samefagging it like the gooodrafag.
Depends on the writer.
Well, I'm going back into /lit/. This is such a shit board.
As a person who has 80 hours into the game, yes, Solas is arguably the best character in the game.
To be honest whoever wrote his dialogue actually had a functioning brain. He's really good.
If it's not pretty/buff enough for players to want to be, or for normalfags to want to fuck, it ain't getting done.
Thems the breaks.
Nothing short of sickening. This is your average Elf.
The whole elf-rape-thing is just 4chan being contrarian in general.
And also the humilation, often killing, enslaving. The public has a far more favourable view in elves in general. Even if they fetishize them, they don't want to destroy them. Keep in mind I'm not talking about japan here, where rape is an accepted fetish.
>you dont speak for everyone
>but i like hearing what i want to hear so i'll believe this single individual though and run with it instead.
>intelligence of /lit/
>implying it's rape when it's an elf
Rape is one of my favourite fetishes, and I don't draw the line with elves on this. I'm just tired of old and unfunny memes.
Elves are perfect.
>All these elvenlovers
Fucking disgusting all of you. Not only cucks but also heretic cucks
Fucking kill yourself . You are a disgrace to humankind. You are on the same level as transgenders or furries
>"lol implying i would play the same boring race in a fantasy game when i can be something else"
Protip neckbeard , you can't. You are a human no matter how many elf scum you create with your shitty mods on your games. And you suck at being the only thing you are so why not fucking kill yourself an end your sorry existence?
Let's save this shit thread with elf boys!
Epic. Really epic.
Because women drawn by gooks are always hyperfeminine sameface sluts that look 13 years old (but are actually 10000 millenia old), and when they make elves they draw the same thing but put big, pointy ears on instead and weebs eat that shit up because they think with their dicks.
Because they're too good for women.
but memes make things more popular
orc rape is best fetish and
as a grillI want to be catered to
You seem mad, have a look at that body.
>game has elves
>they're just normal people with pointy ears
This needs to stop.
Elf boys can fix anything.
trick them through various ~ara ara antics
male orc rape mostly, female orc is also acceptable
I noticed I don't have anything else worksafe than Link. Oh well.
That sounds awful. You have my sympathy.
Because elves are overdone to the extreme. Unlike dwarves, which are inherently likeable and charming, elves often comes off as obnoxious twats and takes up a potential slot for an actually interesting race in the world.
It's not that elves can't be good though, but literally every fucking fantasy world, game, etc has them. And that's on top of the fact that fantasy worlds in general only has human-like races.
It's pretty much "Humans. Humans with pointy ears. Short humans. Humans with blue skin and/or horns".
It's like, you have an infinite amount of possibilities, literally no restrictions and you go with everything pretty much being humans. Why is it that sci-fi only does weird looking races? Because I'm pretty fucking sure that alien races has had a middle age too. Can you imagine humans and a race like Salarians living in the same fantasy world, with a mixture of magic and science?
Fucking get some creativity with races man.
I've never understood elf fetishes. The only difference between elves and people are their ears. Do people find pointy ears sexy?
Link is fine too. A lot of the elf pictures I have are either too tame or too lewd.
I am so very sorry.
Have some more
They are kinda exotic with their culture, but still very human-like. They tend to be extra-feminine, beautyful and eternal young. Often in a hippie-like attire, but with a pridful and snobbish mind. Also tend to be regarded as above humans, so getting some elf ass is a real good conquest.
There is also the whole rape-angle because of similar reasons and other, for which you simply can read the thread.
So it's more about the context, not the visual.
I dont think its the ears alone. To me its fairly close resemblance to humans that gives fairly easy atraction points and at the same time being a somewhat alien species that thinks it deserves better than the rest which makes it fun either knocking them down or making other related aproaches. Its a type of conquest i guess.
But i like orcs and other species atractive aswell for reasons that are specific to them. Its just an elf centered thread.
because elves are fantasy and fantasy allows for "imaginative and unique ORC MEGAPENISES".
also elves always have skimpy clothing, I mean that's just science
I aint joking. I'd sooner beat that little brown fagboy into a manly shape than bed him.
>doesn't know who Zone-tan is
>calling others underage
Zone makes the best flash porn, don't hate. Dunno about youtube videos.
This guy already did >>290799806
but here you go.
Elf boys are literally the best. Especially Link.
The writer even put a certain rhythm in his words. When Solas talks about the Fade, he speaks using a certain poetic cadence and if the Inquisitor answers in a similar, "musical" way, you gain approval.
Dunno, I wish artists would put a little bit more meat on their bones
or at least give them beards more often
I've seen that pic countless times, but only now do I realize they're modern-style orc with the older-style one on the plate.
I never liked the pigmen orcs, greenskin a best
He is probably the best character in the game. It also helps that his voice actor does a great job.
Also best romance
Would you rather fuck a submissive elf until she can't live without your dick, or get punished by a dominant elf girl?
>being a sub
>being a sub of the most feminine race
bea submissive elf boythat can't live without dick.
here's the true raunchy knife ear concubine
idk, he even lampshades it in this page
>find this show
>kindoff generic run of the mill but not a disaster watchable anime you get in bulks yearly.
>find out supposed to be related to tenchi muyo
i was insulted to say the least.
Why are dark elves so much better than disgusting white elves?
>The wood elf is addicted to human farts.
Somehow it makes sense.
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Even in the Japanese edition of DnD Orcs where humanoid looking. http://mystara.thorf.co.uk/jrc.html
So I'll probably have to say Dragon Quest.
of course not.
I'm gonna try to post these in chronological order
I swear last time someone posted these they linked to the sadpanda but fuck me I forgot to save it
This page continues to the first page posted in the thread
>Doesn't know zone-tan
The thing people don't seem to understand about elves is that they're naturally haughty and arrogant. Not by any fault of their own, they just instictually act that way when confronted with humanity and anything they deem dangerous.
That's why they need to broken, constantly degraded and raped as a way to slowly bridge the gap between their instincts and the reality of their race. This is why half elves are naturally submissive and kind and caring, making them the best of all half-daughteru subspecies.
Dark elves on the other hand are already seen as inferior and scheming, and because of this they produce some of the best maids and spies. Untrained dark elves respond to even the smallest praise with undying loyalty because they've very rarely if ever been treated with kindness before. It's not rare for a dark elf to fall in love with their master or even voluntary give themselves at the first sign of good will.
Be careful though, if you show a dark elf too much kindness they'll begin to show signs of jealousy and obsession followed by abrupt possesiveness. It's recommended you occasionally ignore their advances or purposely deny them the rape they so desire from their masters.
Remember, they might not look like people, but that's no reason to be an uninformed bystander.
That still muddied it up for me. Seemed like a regular riding the franchise for a quick buck. The creative direction and utilising what was established previously overall was dissapointing for something i would expect from a show related to it.
It couldve easily been a new no-name show, just like sometimes the games we get as sequels.
This guy knows it.
Youd get your dick ripped off faster than you can get erect.
Hes Tenchi's younger brother.
Washu realized that the other planet was fucked so her and the other girls trained Kenshi to be a hyper badass from a young age. They then threw his ass over to the other world to make him go save it.
The entire events of the series was televised back at home and they treated all of his adventures as a cool tv drama which the entire cast watched and laughed about.
All this because Washu was bored and thought it would be funny.
Nobodies contesting your rape fantasy anon, no need to get defensive-posting. He's describing the DnD lore. Not the rape lore.