Alright, stop, fucking STOP.
I want a thread about aliens, no stupid internet meme bullshit, just games with aliens
What are some games where you play as or against aliens?
and not the shitty first person shooter, I'm talking about the arcade classic
>have crippling fear of xenos since watching some abduction movies as a kid
>this stupid ayy lmao thing happens
>my phobia is somehow gone because every time i see one of these fuckers i start laughing
AYY LMAO, AYY LMAO
DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER
AYY LMAO, AYY LMAO
WHEN THE WORLD COMES IN
THEY COME, THEY COME
TO BUILD A WALL BETWEEN US
WE KNOW THEY WON'T WIN
Alright, stop, fucking STOP.
I want a thread about Andrew Dice Clay, no stupid internet meme bullshit, just games with aliens
What are some games where you play as or against Andrew Dice Clay?
What if the ayy lmao thing started as a secret government project as a way of being subconsciously protected by the sight of aliens because you'll be giggling in the deep part of your brain
Whenever I hear "ayy lmao" I picture aliens laughing at themselves for doing a Fonzie impression.
>As a kid I was always fascinated with "are we alone in the universe" mentality
>Read a book about aliens
>In said book, a case study was done on a man who took a picture of a UFO, pointed to it and then got abducted within the week
>Not even fucking weeks later I see a green light in the sky while riding by bike
>Its flying as if it was a firefly but in the night sky
>Don't even blink keeping my eyes on it
>It fucking splits in two
>They start moving in parallel with each other
>They combine as one and do that twinkle shit you see in cartoons when something flies in the distance quickly
>Fucking start breaking down knowing I'm about to be abducted because of the book I read
>Ayy lmao happens
>Constant reminder that i saw those bastards
>I still genuinely laugh and actually still very fascinated by them
AYY LMAO True story by the way not even bullshitting you if I wanted to.
>tfw there will never be a game to properly express a mysterious, possibly hostile or harmfully indifferent race of greys that operate in secrecy - rarely to be knowledgeable of, much less seen
Holy shit I had the same thing happened to me. Saw some very odd lights on in the sky during broad daylight, bizarre stuff. Was already afraid of abductions and to this day I fear they're gonna fuck me over because I saw them.
>mfw aliens will never be discussed again without invoking a horde of ayyy's
Fallout 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas. The first one has a destroyed ship with a couple corpses, the second has a few alien technologies, the third has Mothership Zeta, New Vegas has a crashed ship and a couple aliens.
anyone else think the us military actively tries to seek out and down ufos?
either because they know what they are and want the tech, or defense stuff, or just actual protocol, whatever. but you'll notice a pattern where
>you or someone else sees a ufo
>later, jets flying over head
at least the one time i saw one
Because of the internet, this is what will happen:
>After years in hiding, Aliens finally come down to greet us
>They expet us to look up to them in awe and praise them
>We all point at them and go "Ayy lmao"
>They get pissy
>Earth gets blown up
>Millenia later, another race comes by to see how the destroyed Earth is
>The dust particles mutter "Ayy lmao"
Are you all fucking serious?
You all make fun of people who use Doge and other memes but all you do is spout this stupid ayy lmao shit.
You don't even have a good comeback when anyone questions it either.
Like, whenever I ask all I get is "ayy lmao".
My post will probably get a bunch of replies saying just that.
Are you all serious with this?
Oh god /v/, what have you become?
It's bane-tier shitposting where it doesnt matter how much you hate it or how stupid it is, you eventually start giggling about it and do it aswell.
ayy to the lmao
gee anon, aren't you just the epitome of humor and wit
Same thing happened to me, except I was just afraid of normal greys. Now I also just laugh and think of the Fonz whenever I see any grey alien.
>/v/ parroting dank /tumblr/ maymay to the point of ad nauseum
Absolutely pathetic. This place is fucking dead
>aliens have their equivalent to consoles and videogames
>/v/ starts fucking with them by calling them a meme-race and derailing every thread with ayy lmao
>intergalactic shitposting ensues
>PC, PS, Nintendo and MS fanboys join forces as Human vidya coalition to shitpost the enemy from outer space to death
Mark my words
You don't know the joke behind that, do you? It isn't about ayy lmaos. It's a joke about people obviously bullshitting about military service, they get called Space Shuttle Door Gunners.
The Nameless Mod, a gigantic total conversion for Deus Ex that is practically its own game.
It turns out that the GameSpy aliens had been pulling strings to destabilise Planet Deux Ex and running the show from the shadows on Forum Planet.
I feel sad for the anons who read these threads. It's been long speculated that certain alien visitors have been monitoring our communication abilities and make a point to "get" people who refer to them, as a way of keeping interest in their activities low. I heard about some dude and his friend were harassed throughout the night after reading some shit on a UFO forum, and it started with a bang from inside their house once the visitors got inside. Shit's pretty crazy.
Holy fuck, The Hum looks fucking terrifying.
>crippling fear of xenos
THAT IS RIGHT AND JUST MY CHILD
SUFFER NOT THE XENO TO LIVE
Hi, I have a statement to say to everyone.
I am addressing an issue that has been going on in these threads and this board, I have even e-mailed moot about things relating to this.
I am sick and tired of hearing "ayy lmao" on this thread, I am sick and tired of hearing about it on unrelated threads, I'm tired of people spamming it. Stop, just stop spamming it. Nobody wants to hear it. I don't wanna see another alien picture with "ayy lmao", it's not funny, it's stupid. You guys only do it to ruin threads and piss people off.
I have to go read the posts and people are discussing not about games but talking about social justice and on top of that I have to deal with people spamming "AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO". I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, I DON'T WANNA SEE IN THESE THREADS AND I DON'T WANNA SEE IT IN THE BOARD EVER AGAIN PLEASE JUST STOP IT.
NO WAY TO AYY, NO WAY TO AYY, Let's start a movement, no more internet memes that are stupid.
Have a nice day and thank you for your time.
I came in expecting alien lewds
way to disappoint as usual
I'll be honest I have no idea why that one stick here so well.
Even the Bane one turned and became reviled hen normal people started using it, but this?
It's everywhere yet it never stops.
It doesn't even have good context to it's origins. Its something that a few years ago would be seen as random tumbler trash.
>none of the fags even noticed the acrostic
were is the meme from? I don't really use facebook or whatever
In 1995 me and a friend of mine definitely saw a UFO, it started with a bright light about 10km away from where we were, so we drove there to see this inexplicable fucking blueish glow with an engine sound right above us, the thing was huge, fucking HUGE, we managed to look at it without really seeing what it was exactly for about 30 seconds before it almost instantly vanished into the distance
That's when I said to my friend, what the fuk was that? Guy was scared as fuck and refused to believe , in fact nobody believed me because he kept denying what we saw.
Thing was there though
I was having a okay day, thanks faggot
"ayy" is an informal way of saying "hey" or "hello".
"lmao" is an acronym. It means "laughing my ass off".
Together, they essentially function as a combination of greeting and laughing.
People bitching about ayy lmao, but how many years must I suffer teenage munchkins going FOA DA EMPRAH online? 40k is so fucking dead it's cringey to see you shits do this.
>can't even talk about alien vidya without everyone parroting their hilarious secret club phrase like 12 year olds
I fucking hate you people.
Except that's bullshit.
You can talk about alien vidya all you fucking want as long as you mention some examples.
Alien Isolation & XCOM have had tons of discussion here with the dank meme only appearing as people calling them ayyliens.
If you open up a thread with "Hey /v/ let's talk about [insert alien game here]" you'll get a decent thread if people have played it.
If you open up a thread with "Hey /v/ let's talk about alien vidya" people will shitpost until it 404s.
TL;DR Put some fucking examples down or deal with the shitposting.
Let me relate Ayy lmao with videogames.
In SOI, which is shadows of Isuldur, a MUD for a tolkien universe, i played an orc
I had an unusual greeting, which was 'ahoy'
eventually, it was shortened to 'ayy'
i eventually became incredibly powerful
so our toasts after times of slaughter would be 'AYYYYYY!' and then we start laughing
ayyy lmao became life for these orcs
>use to have really good late night/alien threads a a year ago
>can never have them again because of this crappy tumblr meme
Well it was good while it lasted ;_;
So can anyone walk me through their thought process that think the ayy lmao meme is funny? I just don't get it. I think the 'das it maine' meme is funny cause the phrase goes well with the fucked up face. This one doesn't. I don't even know how to pronounce it. LMAO is too complex for a fucked up alien to say.
Why is it funny?
Some UFO show
For the same reason Baneposting is hilarious. It derails shitty threads and pisses autists off.
>strained breathing sound effects
Please game. If you are doing your job properly, I am perfectly capable of providing my own.
>Grey alien drawing by the kid
This shit is terrifying
The aliums only want to be your friend.
those two words should never go together
>there will never be a multiplayer XCOM where 1 player is the commander and the rest are squad members
>there will never be a versus mode where there's alien commander and alien squads, and the human team fights against alien team
You are the cancer that killed /v/.
Instead of discussing video games you spew "AYY LMAO XDD LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM XDD AYY LMAO ROFL LOL HAHAHAHAHA XD"
>hey can we discuss video games about aliens
>AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO
What happens when you start a thread beginning with "Let's talk about ayy lmaos"?
Alright you degenerate memespewing twats.
You think you're clever? You're not.
You think you're funny? You're not.
Listen up because this will be your last. I will find you.
Mark my fucking words. I will fucking kill you.
Aliens are not a meme.
>Barber: what you want fam
>Barber: say no more
Was just about to post that.
Best song indeed.
>mfw this bitch made a video where she's being salty that another twitch camwhore who has a bigger rack and puts it out
>WHY DON'T I GET VIEW THIS IS NOT FAIR, SHES A FAKE GAMER GURL
You enjoy it even if it's just a little bit
You know it's retardedly funny
Let's not generalize though, not everyone will just post it in reply
My post won't even have it in it, honest
Alright, have a nice day
Oh shit I couldn't help myself
>got scared by a dog barking
what the fuck is wrong with me
yes. yes I would.
What the fuck is that shitty quality you fuck I can barely see the delicious brown and healthy plot behind a fucking wall of noise and grain what the jesus fuck did you record this from and why didn't you spend the time recording and converting this static cockblock looking for a better quality version instead.
>OP makes an obvious shitposting thread
>I ask /a/ what I can expect from an anime
>deleted after 10 posts
Why does /a/ have so much stricter mods and we get people who fuck hot pockets all day?
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
They don't even think of trying to enforce most of 4chan global rule 3, do they?
I had a family friend who experienced some fucking creepy shit in a woods once.
Even had "those" MIB come after him right after it occurred. He doesn't like to talk about it very much since it pretty much traumatised him but at least he was interviewed for various Sci-Fi movies and whatnot.
I'm pretty sure I was abducted myself several times in the past and the experience itself was unsettling to say the least.
Awesome, gonna try this. Does the game glitch out after this?
I just went and watched that movie after reading these
Holy shit, the moment that redhead starts talking the whole thing just start getting unbearably cringy
I'm disappointed, this is not at all the dude weed lmao z-movie I was expecting
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS THREAD HAS 356 POSTS
AND CTRL+F "PERFECT DARK" HAS 0 RESULTS?
ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING KIDDING ME?
IS THIS /V/?
>want to talk about video games
>thread has already been nuked by memes
>want to talk about videogames.
>comes to /v/.
I think the reason Ayy Lmao is so great is because it harkens back to a time where 4chan wasn't afraid to be stupid and like stupid things.
Before the boogeymen of reddit and tumblr, before liking things was cause for being a goddamn pariah.
Ayy Lmao is fun, something we've mostly forgotten how to have.
tfw mods are deleting all memes
a site that used to love memes and creating awesome original content
actual memes, not le rage faces.
Back when /v/ was making "rageface comics" (which I don't recall ever being called that here, they were just mspaint comics) the "ragefaces" were at best, the punchline of the comic.
When other sites started making them, those faces were copypasted on every panel, and basically used as expressions, as the makers either were too lazy to draw the comic themselves, or thought that the faces were the joke themselves (which wasn't really the case at all).
>ayy lmao originates from reddit
You pleb, everybody knows that memes are literally born on 4chan
Terrible cover art aside its pretty good
Its basically x-com
>yfw you realize extraterrestrial intelligent life doesn't exist
>yfw you realize humanity will never explore the galaxy
>yfw you realize there will never be a singularity
>yfw you realize alien abductees are mentally ill people looking for attention or people experiencing sleep paralysis
>yfw you realize nearly all UFO sightings are explainable through natural or manmade origin
>yfw aliens aren't real
I just wanted the future to be like my hard sci-fi novels
I remember a movie when I was a kid, madi in a "found footage" style, something about Thanksgiving and ayyliens. That fucking movie really creeped me out back then...
Please help me /v/, I need to know the name ;_;
i speaked with my fellow not white people (the argentinians that are doing most of the game) and they told me that is probably going to be cancelled.
It looked good , and the story as they told me was interesting , i hope they actually finish it.
someone's a triggered nigger
The ayy lamos in DX are basically the "African-americans" of aliens
Cloned from the DNA of the roswell greys and raised in cages they know nothing of their own technology or homeworld