Do you play as men or women if given the option, /v/?
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Literally shit my pants on fire from laughing so big HAHAHA
Depends entirely on the aesthetics of the race.
>OH NO I IDENTIFY MYSELF AS A WOMAN/MAN/UNDESCRIBED GENDER DESPITE WHAT REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN I HAVE AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A FUCKING NAZI
Western culture is becoming shit
it doesn't help that mudslimes are invading them
Why is this happening
Im just saying that all these special snowflakes are appearing more and more and they make a fucking scene out of everything they dont fucking like
mudslimes even more so
Maybe I should go to Russia, they dont take this kind of shit in their country
Are the stats different?
If its only for looks male and female dosn't make any sense in a game.
Go eat some fucking potatoes you blarney fuck.
I play as the woman. I guess in reality I would want to be a girl too. I feel like girls with zero social skills get a lot farther in Western society than a man with zero social skills and I could have some sort of normalcy if I was a girl. That and it's been years since I've had sex so I have frustrations built up and all that I channel into making fictional women the objects of my desire.
>this 1% of western culture is representative of the other 99%!
Fun fact, these people are a MINORITY
Which is just fucking hilarious because on /v/ you would think its the majority
>Maybe I should go to Russia, they dont take this kind of shit in their country
I was thinking of doing the same thing, until I realized they're worthless Slavs that are just as bad if not worse. Anyways, they'll be the only white country left on Earth in the next 50 years
Because we thought that decadent capitalist democracy > Hitler's ideas. Fuck what people say about the French, the French had the right idea.
And here I am identifying which pictures are baguettes so I can submit this post.
FIRST PLAY THROUGH: Play through guy
SECOND PLAY THROUGH: Girl
>I'm usually pretty happy
>fuck <insert thing>
>I'm a proud <insert thing>
>I'm proud of my body
It's always so easy to pick out the insecure people who cry every day because they're so incredibly insecure
Jesus man. Get ahold of your self. Stop browsing /pol/. Go outside and realize how little any of this matters in your day to day life
Do homosexuals really piss you off so much that you'd move to that frozen shithole?
There's a group of kids that do nothing but fuck around on their phones watching vines and they kept saying this shit as if it was funny. Felt like I was watching some intelligent retards learning what comedy is.
> Fuck what the MEDIA has to say
Except that body and beauty standarts were set over 2000 years ago by artists and even those are just manifestations of what your evolutionary mind thinks. For instance, a woman requires a vagina because we expect women to make babies. Or your body needs to be symetrical otherwise it indicates birth defects.
That stupid fucking plant probably died if the dude couldn't get the beard out of its mouth. Would have just remained closed until it withered away and died, because of the instinct of remaining closed when something is in the trap.
Thanks guys, have some an ass
I guess you could say...He's screwed!
Not only do I play exclusively as a man in every game I get but actively avoid games that have women as big chunks of them or even as the lead.
I've never played Tomb Raider, for example, even when it was at an all time high on PS2 and all my friends were praising it.
Dude, I'm literally the manliest guy I know besides my dad and my wrestling coach. Why would I diminish myself, my experience and my immersion by playing with something that's inferior to me in every way?
My grill plays with the grills because she's a grill, even though on Sims she spends more time on my character than on hers.
2hu is my recreational drug.
>actively avoid games that have women as big chunks of them or even as the lead.
Not only that but I fucking despise when I encounter some guy on MP that plays as a girl. Be it an MMO, an RPG or some shit like SF, I just despise the guy instantly and think of a weaboo neckbeard. I know one of those asshats is in this thread.
Because there are no real problems in society so we have to hype up problems that only affect less than 1% of the population. A plague or world war would solve things but who knows when that will happen.
>Having that on speed dial
What kind of wrestling do you think it is? I actually mean MMA type of wrestling. The kind that requires a coach.
>Implying I hang out with people who shitpost on 4chan
Fuck off to your hole in the hills, dwarfaboo.
Seriously. Its almost as though they don't understand that Tumblr doesn't even remotely represent anyone one group. Let alone trannies.
Ok, well, they might be representative of all people who call themselves otherkin. And those people that appearantly pretend to have schizophrenia or whatever.
Bite me, I will play as cute girls until the day I die
>women can have penises
I've been under a rock for several years, what is this about?
Wait a minute, women don't have dicks.
I forgot to take it off when I started shitposting here. Figured that if you fuck up you follow through.
Yup, that's basically it. Minus the homoeroticism. Before we start training, while we oil eachother up to make the slippery parts easier, we all chant "no homo" three times.
>Inb4 you fuckers screencap this and hunt me down to my homeboard claiming I wasn't joking
Way ahead of you.
>yfw a degree in ass physics would be more useful to society than women studies.
Only one way to deal with those fuckers
Well, one day some metrosexual men figured out just how easy life is when you have a vagina, and social justice gives them a social clique to be a part of and make them feel special, so one thing just sort of lead to another.
It's been this way since 2008. After reddit discovered us, ever nigger, fag, ledditor, and tumblrtard flocked here. This why people made such a big deal about the "muh sekrit klub" shit. This is the future you chose
>it seems to me thta if you expect your boyfriend to cuddle with you or watch a chick flick, it's expectable [??] reciprocity to pay attention to his needs in the bedroom
Haha, s-sure would hate doing that stuff like c-cuddling and watching movies.
You joke, but you're a faggot. You fuck women. A real manly man will fuck another man in the as and have no problem with it. Women should be fucked for recreational purposes only, men should be fucked for fun.
>This fucking tripshit faggot is so gay he kisses women non-ironically
>he doesn't have a hotkey to paste the Tyrone video
Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for.
I don't care if you are a transpanegosexual, there are just two genders, male and female. It's fucking science, it's genetics. Then you can have FEW exceptions like genetically asexuals people or females with male genitals but that has still jack shit to do if you are a man that likes to dress like a woman to fuck dick-girls. They are exceptions.
>mods delete CP
>avatrfagging, shitty bait and other bannable content are still there
Not to mention the whole thread is still here
>Always believed in the whole "be who you wanna be" stuff
>These retards contradict that belief for me
There's no winning here.
Scruffy is probably having to work alone because every time the janitor apps go up they hire literally one person for aussie time and wonder why it doesn't work.
I feel you, Scruffy. Check my sweet six though.
it has something to do with metal illness and it normally leads to suicide. But instead of getting help, everyone instigates the problem by encouraging it so they can feel better than everyone else
I HARNESS THE POWER OF THESE TRIPS TO MAKE notMOOT HIRE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING MOD WHO WORKS AT THIS TIME OF DAY.
AND THEN HAVE THEM NEVER MODERATE ANYTHING BUT PERFECTLY FINE VIDEO GAME THREADS LIKE EVERY OTHER MOD EVER.
You know what?
Check this lucky 7.
If I ever open a business, I will be the best employer of anyone who claims to be a woman but has a dick.
Because those if those fuckers can convince someone to suck it while calling them a she they can sell anything to anyone.
And I will spend a day pretending to be a girl on the internet to see how it feels to be a sexy gamergirl in a pool of desperate permavirgins. I have taped my rather large penis to my thigh using duct tape. I am prepared for a day of dickpix in the name of social psychology.
>implying I don't always pretend to be a girl on the internet
4 am cheese pizza threads are some of the most hilarious shitshows I can ever sit through.
The more important question is what happens if they fuck each other. Do they cancel out? Explode upon touch? Do they suddenly begin to emit pulses of gamma radiation at regular intervals? It's going to happen sooner or later, we need to put two of them into the LHC and see what happens under test conditions. We might even find the faggs boson.
I'm just so lonely and desperate for genuine love I like to make my perfect waifu every opportunity I can. From looks to personality she's a perfect representation of my dream woman I'll never meet. After I'm don't with that, I play the game regularly and never think about it again. Yes, I acknowledge I'm pathetic and there ain't shit you can do about it.
it only works if people make their webm's by using the from xx:xx:xx to xx:xx:xx flag with ffmpeg/webmforretards, if they cut a section out with handbrake or something then encode that it will be "no title" and people who do it the second way should consider suicide.
What the fuck
Why WOULDN'T you wear socks in sandals?
For the past six months I've been dating a wonderful girl. She's kind, loving, listens to me, and is smoking hot. Lately, though, I've been noticing that all she does is play video games. She listens to me and is there when I need her, but otherwise she's playing video games. Normally this wouldn't bother me (I like video games too). The biggest problem is she gets very angry when things don't go her way and it affects her whole day. She's yelled at me a few times, hits objects (not expensive ones), and gets irritated when I suggest she take a break.
Now, she's never done anything over the top. If she targets her anger at me she always apologies soon after (doesn't happen too often). She does neglect her responsibilities, however. She's not in school and doesn't have a job. It's obvious that she's restless and needs something more fulfilling. Unfortunately, we aren't on the same continent atm, so I can only provide vocal support and care packages.
She hasn't had the greatest life (trans, social anxiety) and I'm afraid pointing this out to her will make her more depressed. It needs to happen though which sucks big time. I feel like if we deal with this problem now there won't be one down the road. Maybe I'm just analyzing the situation too much. All I know is that I love her and it's difficult to watch her be frustrated/sad all the time.
No, you're right. At some point there is a limit to ass. However, THAT ass is not too fat.
>let's stop thinking forever and only feel
>let's go back to fucking 100 years ago and keep things like that forever
Yeah, it's completely impossible to disagree with both.
>they dont take this kind of shit in their country
Dude, it's full of mudslimes here. And even without them I'd take dumb trannies over dumb slavs. At least trannies are fucking only themselves over, not a whole country with other people.
This thread went to hell a lot quicker than normally
>Girls are cute (i.e. most Japanese games)
>play as a girl
>Girls look like whores or dykes (i.e. all western games)
>play as a dude
Pretty simple stuff.
so other cp where children literally get raped and murdered doestn anger you, but a facial does?
also all these moral fags needs to fuck off, stop being so fuck offended, stop screaming mods, just fucking report, i wish screaming for mods was an insta ban
>mods delete anything related to GamerGate instantly
>this thread that is made every day by a shitposting IRC group is left up
ROASTIES NEED TO GET THE FUCK OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>concerned about the pony when cp is being spammed
honestly the NSFW part of 4chan should be removed, you are at work, you are going to get reprimanded by your boss for browsing 4chin regardless of whatever board you on if you have the kind of boss, otherwise the other kind of boss wouldnt care if you were on fucking /d/ as long as you did your job, its fucking pointless.
>My Little Pony porn
I don't understand why this is a thing. A few pictures just to have a laugh over is one thing, but there's so much of it.
Is it like a meme or something? I don't believe anyone would actually masturbate to a cartoon horse, so why do people keep drawing it?
Man if I can make him look very girly,
I'm guessing things reported as CP have some kind of automated system where they just get deleted if there's enough reports, as opposed to how the regular system works where reports just go into some janitor or mod's queue and they manually delete it. Either that or CP is handled globally instead of by board-specific mods, so there'd be mods and janitors on other boards who could respond to it. Makes a little sense, at least.
There's probably no actual mod here, judging by the pony shit still being up and the thread still not being nuked.
daily reminder the janitors and mods are actually paying mommy's money to look at child porn everyday because they do it for free instead of getting a real job and opportunity cost is a thing
daily reminder that they also spam cp to discourage funposting threads
ib4 this is deleted b4 the cp
inb4 the new owners finally send the "voulunteer staff" to prison
This is why nobody likes you guys