This whole head transplant thing is fake and marketing for MGS5.
The operation is called HEAVEN.
Metal Gear threads determined that a Russian doctor about to perform the first ever head transplant is somehow involved in a decade long Phantom Pain conspiracy. It's a ruse to end all ruses.
it makes sense too
There was a interview like 2 years ago on MGSV but it was of a guy with that head you see there
It was very short and didn't really answer any questions
People then thought that guy was CGI made by Kojima
I reading about this a while back, I'm pretty keen to see what will happen. I have a feeling things aren't going to go smoothly and there are going to be some major complications if the guy just doesn't just straight up die.
This Italian doctor sounds like a fucking crazy scientist; this is some Frankenstein shit going on.
This whole is already proven not to be marketing. It's just a lot of coincidences.
Another one of Neogaf's shitshows, nothing to see here.
It's not real you dumb dumb. It's just a marketing campaign by Kojima that he has somehow got TED in on.
They would not ever really try a head transplant on a human without confirming it works 100% on chimpanzees first. And crazy scientists tried it and the chimp died after a few hours.
If you believe it you are gullible, but I can fix that. Just post your name and credit card details and I'll send you these pills to stop it. Don't worry about anyone else seeing it, there is a mod on new 4chan using PGP encryption so only I will see the message if you reply to my post.
Nope. This shit came from Neogaf of all places. Common /v/ get your shit together.
>Mfw reading about the possible complications
>Potential total paralysis
>A cruel, drawn out death
>That's just the shit we know could happen
I can imagine a stupid attention seeking idiot being able to get a lot of media attention over nothing, yes.
Even Kojima isn't ruse-master enough for this. Nobody is.
Except the guy getting a head transplant is a "game dev" and has GDC listed among his likes on his facebook or whatever, as well as being a huge fan of CGI, another thing on his page lists that LIQUID METAL is used to heal limbs, and GDC is the same place that Kojima revealed the whole Joakim thing as being him.
I think he's doing some hella good shit for volunteering - it's not like anyone else wanted to - but like you said, that shit is way 2spooky4me.
here's hoping Sergio doesn't fuck up. Won't that be some off the chain shit?
>the quest for IMMORTALITY
What the fuck.
I bet you anything he never does the surgery.
i heard my name
something wrong son?
Except for the fucking person that is supposed to be getting the head transplant being a game dev and also having a direct reference to both GDC where Kojima revealed the Joakim ruse and also to LIQUID METAL is more than a coincidence, this is clearly planned and you are blind and in denial
No fucking doctor in the world would make photos of themselves like this, this is clearly a masterruse by Projima.
Hahahaha Oh my god you are such a shut-in crazy.
You and everyone else who is believing this shit are fucking idiots. Not in a funny way either, it's just depressing.
Do you really crave any kind of excitement in your life? Go outside losers.
What in the flying fuck
That HAS to be made using the FOX engine. Looks way too on the edge of the "it looks real but there's something off about it"
Just what the fuck, even more in that pose he looks exactly like the fucking doctor from the trailer
Nigger that's the doctor from the MGSV Trailer.
My head hurts. So is Konami still working at Kojima or not?
What's more unbelievable. Someone publicly claiming they can transplant a human head seamlessly or some elaborate ruse for a video game where people expect elaborate ruses? I honestly don't know.
God I know there's some psychology syndrome I could cite here to look smart but honestly I'm not smart so whatever.
You are tricking your brain. Your brain is playing them tricks on you.
You need to go outside.
Actually that's what makes this so funny. Both are equally depressing things to be occuring in the world.
Except the guy is a real doctor and his head transplant project isn't even something new. Here in Italy we know the guy since 2008 at least and his plan also spawned a lot of responses from the local medical community.
BAM TRAP SPRUNG.
You're a faggot. CONFIRMED. Get on dat defensive FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.
Literally knew you'd call both those things out. Fucking AMAZING.
HERE HAVE ANOTHER GIF WITH A TUMBLR NAAAAAAAAAME
I actually think he'll never go through with it. Pretty funny that he got media attention though.
>But Kaz I'm already a demon
Is there a demon in japanese culture that doesn't wear or have its own body or some shit?
All in the pursuit of science my friends.
You're too easily baited, I imagine you're like 16 or some shit.
Anyways insert the standard puppet master shit here. Whatever I'm too sleepy to properly troll the shit out of you further.
Have fun with your stupid video game conspiracies.
>Dr. Canavero has received numerous letters and emails from individuals who desired this type of procedure. Some of whom are transsexuals wishing for a new human body. He is, however, firm in his decision that the first patient should be afflicted with a muscle-wasting disorder such as Werdnig-Hoffman.
>transsexuals wishing for a new human body
QUIET = CHICO CONFIRMED
>the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group published a book on Operative Neuromodulation by sergio canavero back in 2007
>among other things the book describes leaps and bounds in the understanding and treatment of
how deep does the rabbit hole go
The image in OP is from last Christmas. We found out Phantom Pain will feature the chicken hat for scrubs. I think it was supposed to reduce damage taken & make it extremely hard for guards to see you.
Thanks /v/. Now i'm actively researching into fucking surgery of all things. At 4 fucking AM. Motherfucking video games.
>Kojima modeled the doctor based on this guy
>Ian Moore is an anagram for No More AI
If we could seamlessly transplant heads why the fuck wouldn't we have done a much MUCH easier surgery on other limbs such as arms or legs first?
This stuff was world news man, and it seems it isn't even -new- news:
Sergio announced his plans since 2010.
>Everything is a lie
>Konami firing Kojima
>Konami even removing the name from the games
IT'S A FUCKING RUSE
THE FUCKING FIRING WAS A RUDE
DAVID HAYTER NOT BEING THERE WAS A RUSE
LITERALLY ALL IS A FUCKING RUSE BECAUSE IT FITS INTO THE STORY
WHAT YOU ARE BEING TOLD IS FALSE
THEY ARE CREATING CONTEXT
THEY ARE FEEDING US LIES, AND WE TAKE WORD FOR IT AND DEFEND IT
THE FUCKING MARKETING IS THE BIGGEST METAMARKETING I'VE EVER SEEN
>There’s no telling what the transplant - and all the new connections and foreign chemicals that his head and brain will have to suddenly deal with - will do to Spiridonov’s psyche
>as Hootan puts it rather chillingly, it "could result in a hitherto never experienced level and quality of insanity".
shhhhh don't question it anon
just go along for the ride
>film burn for blood splatter
>intense action movie moments
>kept you waiting huh
>Not your kind of people
>everythings a lie
We are not your kind of people
You seem kind of phony
Everything's a lie
We are not your kind of people
Something in your makeup
Don't see eye to eye
"No silly, our goal isnt to control content, but to create context"
Holy fucking shit.
>Listening to the TED talk
>Doctor talks about a Dr.White that in 1970 tried to make a head transplant in monkeys but he didnt have the technology
Motherfucking 1970. Add some years for the doctor to practice, add the technology created in Mother Base and there you fucking go.
We were being played. This is fucking colossal.
post yfw you can be the little girl finally
>tfw you're on the ruse cruise but you don't remember boarding the ship
And they could have all been contacted to advise that Mr Kojima is not really leaving the studio and the outcome for this plan is to increase interest in the product tenfold leading to a much larger profit.
Spreading this information is highly ill advised as it will impact the profit to be made from this.
WE WERE ALL PLAYERS IN THIS RUSE, UNKNOWINGLY WE SPREAD THE MEMES AND MISINFORMATION, KOJIMA HAD US ALL ALONG AND CREATED CONTEXT FOR HIS MAGNUM OPUS! TO CREATE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING, SUCH IS THE POWER TO SURPASS KOJIMA!
Oh my fucking god.
The doctor is italian. I looked up his talk here uploaded the 6th of april
He starts talking about the cloning of Dolly. Says that doctors asked themselves if they could do it with humans, but the process was slow and inefficient.
Then, he says and i translate and quote:
>"What if i say that we can reattach a head on a body, would the people that study about clonation work more? They would make the technique better...
And then he says something that fucking sold me.
>"They would accelerate it"
That's it. Im on it now. This is too much.
The ruse cruise is real.
Phantom may refer to: Ghost, in traditional belief, a physical manifestation of the soul or spirit of a deceased person
But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness.
What we propose to do is not control content, but to create context.
Everyone withdrawals into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum.
The different cardinal truths neither clash nor mesh. No one is invalidated, but nobody is right.
I've never seen a YouTube comment more on-point.
>This scene is actually great foreshadowing for the game, and gives great insight about Kojima's thoughts.
>Consider David Hayter represents Kojima here. No one's actually listening to what he's trying to say, instead they're turning him into a product. The only reason he's there is to promote his new movie (Kojima's own interests), but the topic is quickly switched to Solid Eye (symbolising the PS3 and how MGS4 was supposed to "win the console war"). And when asked about his dreams, he's interrupted and the interviewer answers for him, meaning that MGS4 really has nothing to do with whatever was going on in Hideo Kojima's mind, but is rather a product for the ignorant masses.
Kojima is somehow deeply involved with an Italian surgeon who's performing a head transplant. No one's sure if he's even real, but it's all got something to do with Punished Snake.
Welcome to the ruse cruise. Enjoy your trip
KOJIMA TRANSLPLANTED SUTHERLANDS HEAD ONTO HAYTERS BODY
>tfw if this is all true, it means that the main character in MGSV is pretty much confirmed to be a clone and not the actual BB.
>KOJIMA GETS FIRED FROM KONAMI
>BECAUSE HE IS NOT KOJIMA ANYMORE
>HIS HEAD GETS TRANSPLANTED ONTO DAVID HAYTER'S BODY
The earliest published article with Servio Canavero as an author I could find was "Report of a cavernoma of the cauda equina and review of the literature" in World Neurosurgery February 1990 Volume 33, Issue 2, Pages 124–131
>Konami then produced an NES sequel titled Snake's Revenge—in whose development Kojima was again not involved—that was released in North America and Europe in 1990. One of that game's designers became acquainted with Kojima and asked him to create a "real Metal Gear sequel". In reaction, Kojima began development of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, which was released in Japan in 1990 for the MSX2.
>the engine use real face texture
>kojima invite the doctor to add his face on CGI collection
>the doctor later made breakthrough
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
This is one of those theories that are so crazy it could actually be true
Oh my god, I figured it out.
>Bandage guy has Snake's voice (Keifer).
>Snake's face is never shown
>Snake never speaks
>Head transplant guy is the doctor
They've completed the operation. A successful transplant.
HE PLANNED IT ALL ALONG THAT WE WOULD PICK UP ON HIS RUSE
AND NOW HE IS USING US TO "DISCOVER IT" AND INCREASE MARKETING BY LETTING IT LEAK OUT TO NEWS SOURCES AND GAMING SITES
>MG1 and 2 Big Boss has a completely different face
>MGS4 Big Boss has Solidus's face
Holy shit, it could actually be true. That could explain the subtle, random differences between Big Boss's face in GZ and TPP.
That doctor didn't fucking exist prior to this talk. Anyone can go and run their mouth at TED. This reeks of ruse.
Hoooly FUCKING SHIT
REAL. TOO FUCKING REAL.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S COINCIDENCE AND WHAT ISN'T ANYMORE.
The doctor is real.
2008 article about him performing an operation. 100% real, he was just CUHRAZY enough to be part of the RUSE CRUISE
>post your face when TPP isn't a game
>its an actual simulation
>you'll never be a rusemaster as good as Hideo
David Hayter getting canned
Hideo Kojima getting canned
All the ruses before
Hayters schizoid twitter posts
Silent Hills getting canned
All of this has been so weird lately
Do you honestly think this can be one giant marketing strategy?
IT NEVER ENDS
THIS CRUISE WILL NEVER END
>mfw MGSV is a ploy for Kojima and his mad scientist friend to steal our heads
>mfw I started getting numb butt the moment I read this
WHY DOES CHAPTER 1, 3 and 10 have a " ! " BY THEM?
why are you doing this, Kojima
Holy fuck I'm not even impressed about head transplant surgery because of how insanely terrifying it would be to know for a short while your head wouldn't be attached to anything.
>when you have a head transplant, you will no longer be able to feel your legs, either
THE TWIN SNAKES HAVE SPOKEN
SNAKES HAVE NO LEGS
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
Guys, I'm moving out of my house tomorrow morning and I still need to pack all of my stuff, but I don't want to leave this thread. I need to see how deep this goes, but I'm afraid it goes all the way down.
When will it end? How does he keep getting away with it?
>Kojima was Nyarlethotep all along
>Implying your birth wasn't an arranged part of the ruse cruise
>implying that Kojima didn't plan this out
>implying that Kojima didn't cause 9/11 to make PMCs become focused on in the media after Desert Storm 2 to make MGS4 more relevant
>implying that Kojima isn't the Emperor God of Mankind, pulling the strings of humanity for all of time to make his grand plan a reality
Still doesn't make Revengence canon, but I'm ok with that.
>TED Limassol is an anagram of Metal Solids
K O J I M A
O J I M A K
J I M A K O
I M A K O J
M A K O J I
A K O J I M
>FOX Engine is in fact a time machine
>Kojima has been manipulating key parts of human history since the dawn of man
>Keifer is a clone of Hayter
>The end of Phantom Pain will reveal Snake Engine; a system which allows
people to enter your head and control you like Being John Malkovitch
Kojima is Loki
I don't even understand what's happening, I'm just along for the ride. Keep it coming.
This video is unlisted. Where did this come from?
Doctor is modelled after actor Ian Moore
Kojima has ascended beyond us mere mortals.
>MGS5 and Revengence focuses on augmenting soldiers to be more deadly
>Les Enfants Terribles is all about clones and genetic perfection
>Koji is known for manipulation and pulling strings for the long con
>Koji is the Emperor of Mankind
PRAISE THE EMPRAH KOJI
Stompy spess battle suits when?
>The next project will challenge a certain type of taboo. If I mess up, I’ll probably have to leave the industry. However, I don’t want to pass by avoiding that. I turn 47 this year. It’s been 24 years since I started making games. Today, I got an ally who would happily support me in that risk. Although it’s just one person. For a start, it’s good.
shut up with this myth debunked shit.
If Kojima asked a fucking Italian surgeon to come over to Japan to do the modeling the ruse would be over in a second.
Conveniently, they picked an actor that looks like sergio to not give away the surprise.
>Kojima wants to do a head-transplanted story
>Gets called a fucking idiot and that it would be impossible
>Spends next 8 years creating an elaborate ruse simply to make his stupid and impossible story a smidgen more believable
I don't even know what is going on anymore, my mind is full of fuck.
I wouldn't be suprised if Kojima was hired by the Mossad and CIA
I don't know what to habeeb anymore
Fuck this I'm done with everything ever
WHAT IF THERE IS NO RUSE
WHAT IF ITS ALL JUST A COINCIDENCE
BY NOTICING THE COINCIDENCE WE HAVE FORMED THE RUSE OURSELVES
I'VE BEEN RUSED SO HARD THAT I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE RUSE CRUISE
Hey, it worked with baneposting.
Dr. Pavel, I'm Bane. Uh, you don't get to bring friends...
I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE, RIGHT NOW
WAIT WTF AM I WATCHING?
>killing all those people just for a meme
>Dynamic reverberation. A unified mechanism for central and phantom pain.
>or the body feeling it's old head.
You shouldn't joke around like that anon, this is serious fuckin business.
Remember when we thought it was referring to a broken arm?
The only 2 reviews of the book were done 1 month ago and are really creepy.
>Great manual! I followed Dr. Canavero's instructions and it worked like a charm. I was a little groggy for a few weeks but have settled in to my new body comfortably. This new body is more than I could have ever hoped for. After about 20 years, as my mind starts to age and as dementia sets in, my plan is to get someone to transplant a new head to this body. When this transplanted body fails, I will repeat the process. Immortality indeed. I look forward the coming years, growing in to the people "I" will become.
>It's known that organ transplant receivers manage to get partial memories of the donor
It's obviously a kojima exploit, I remember him saying that he would lax on his difficulty on his args because people weren't picking up on them, which is why the whole joakim mogren thing went down
GET ME OFF OF THIS TRAIN NOW. I WANT OUT. OUT!!
If this is actually true we should fucking worry.
Because who knows what might be next.
>/pol/ will actually get WW3.
EVERYONE GO LOOK IN A MIRROR RIGHT NOW AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE STILL WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE
WE DON'T KNOW HOW DEEP THIS GOES SO WE HAVE TO BE SURE
Did someone say head transplants?
what if our entire perceived reality through the media is a massive viral/subliminal marketing campaign for batman films?