last thread got deleted for literally no reason
ITT: we post our five favorite games and we make judgements on the psychological profile of the anon posting it
the mods doing shitty things? what a shocker
Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
Zone of the Enders: The Second Runner
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
The only thing keeping you from killing yourself is videogames.
You're deep in the closet.
you don't like to be told what to do. you have big problems with authority figures in your life. to you video games are a way of giving some power back to yourself.
you have a very playful attitude and enjoy dramatic tv.
you're frustrated, but you deal with frustration well. you revert to childhood comforts in severe stress, but always get a big sense of accomplishment from overcoming the odds.
i don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. probably some form of bipolar disorder?
a mix of the old and the new, you adapt to change quickly but aren't very creative.
you like to play games for challenge and skill. you like to feel in control and know that persistence and consistency is the path to your success.
Tomb Raider: Legend
Quake 3 Arena
Hyperdimension Neptunia Re Birth1
You peaked in fifth generation.
You live vicariously through others.
If you were given the choice to kill a man you didn't know for a million dollars, you'd take it in an instant.
You still fantasize about that one primary school teacher.
You refuse to acknowledge your twin brother's existence. He calls for you. Go to him.
Oh shit, Sin and Punishment.
You've got great taste in videogames, though you're one Boktai entry away from completely riding Kojima's cock.
You obsess over details and often lose track of the big picture. You feel most at home in the moment. You search for novel experiences often. You like sushi.
You enjoy solitude, and can't stand being interrupted. People ask you "why are you being so quiet"
This thread is top fucking tier, keep it going guys
PCfag, only the most popular PC series but the better, more obscure games in those series. I don't psychoanalyse bullshit for no reason, but your list is interesting. It's like you have good taste but you follow the crowd too much.
1. Solatorobo: Red the Hunter
3. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Cave Story +
5. Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix
Do. Your. Worst.
You're a computer nerd who's on his computer almost all the time. Likes conspiracy theories but isn't a conspiracy theorist himself. Likes speed.
You have a lot of friends you like to spend time with and rarely have time for vidya nowadays. You enjoy normalfag TV shows, however you have a softspot for superheroes and comics which your friends sometimes mess with you for. Still, some find it cool and you do well overall. Have a job and everything.
i was just rankling you to get a response. you're alright man.
you play as slimy characters with over the top powers because you wish you could stretch yourself out enough to take care of all your responsibilities.
Counter Strike Source
Mountain Blade Warband
You're a disillusioned ironic shitposter.
You think your bait is high quality, but in reality has been repeated many times before, and will be repeated many times again.
While you'll consider this very reply a victory, it won't help you change your way into a more constructive poster on this board, and will simply serve to champion further attempts at getting others' goats in an absurd attempt to get entertainment out of an image board founded on chinese cartoons
live is tough titty but at least it seems easier with some bros
you really identify with the feeling of losing someone important and the accompanying feeling of loneliness. sorry
Megaman Starforce 3
Metal Gear Solid
SMT Strange Journey
You're a republican
Were you on some sort of goofy club in school?
You're really into loli porn
You're friends with normalfags but you wish they'd take interest in your more niche hobby
>you really identify with the feeling of losing someone important and the accompanying feeling of loneliness. sorry
My biological mom died when I was 11 I spent most of my life with few to no friends
>You're realy into loli porn
This is also true
Ratchet and Clank
Final Fantasy 10
>You're a computer nerd who's on his computer almost all the time. Likes conspiracy theories but isn't a conspiracy theorist himself. Likes speed.
I like this thread!
I'm not going to say you're wrong, but I'd like to know how the fuck you figured that one out.
Donkey Kong Country
Metal Gear Solid/Rising
People with sanig as their favorite are into some odd shit, HF and CT both have several enemies with tentacles or other replacement for a faux-penis. 2ho game just added fuel to the fire. Ergo sum girls with big floppy wieners
You occasionally shitpost on /a/
You don't get along with your siblings
you constantly downplay your own talents, but you're actually pretty capable. you do find yourself falling into routine, in your personal life and in your work and sometimes the days just blend together.
idk if you've ever noticed this bud, but you're kinda obsessed with death in the existential kind of way. like "what will happen when i die"
>Skies of Arcadia
>Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
>Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
>Half Life: Opposing Force
>People with sanig as their favorite are into some odd shit, HF and CT both have several enemies with tentacles or other replacement for a faux-penis. 2ho game just added fuel to the fire. Ergo sum girls with big floppy wieners
Spoken as a true /v/ psychiatrist.
I'm fucking loving this thread right now, this is so fucking awesome!
A clear mindset that belongs to someone on the straight and narrow. you understand that games are nothing more than a past time and play in moderation, juggling a job, wife and kids and a cat and a dog. Your wide array of experiences in real life has lead you to have a good taste in entertainment too, since you understand that games are about gameplay first, and don't have time to waste on garbage such as 'cinematic' games. You have also enjoyed a steak & wine dinner recently.
People tend to ignore you when there are more important things going on around them, however you stay on alert just in case you are needed for something.
2.The Wonderful 101
4.Max Payne 2
5.Spider Man 2
Warioware smooth moves
Warioware diy showcase
Game & Wario
Guild Wars 2
>you constantly downplay your own talents, but you're actually pretty capable.
do you know me in real life, scary accurate, impostor syndrome here, (or something).
>you do find yourself falling into routine, in your personal life and in your work and sometimes the days just blend together.
nah, this is way off
Woah! its pretty spot on until the whole wife and kids and cat thing (well maybe in the future? I have a dog though).
I guess I have a good taste?
I thought you would guess what I'm studying...
Hint hint: its related to one of the games
Megaman Zero 3
Persona 4 Arena
You're kinda guy that wouldn't drop a show halfway through despite it being fine shit.
You're into inflation porn
Programmer or drawfag in the meantime
You have an older sister
>since you understand that games are about gameplay first
Video games are what the creator of said games wants them to be and the quality of said titles can vary, and just as well different groups of people want different things. A game with poor gameplay can still be a good game.
Dragon Warrior Monsters
Animal Crossing: Wild World
Ocarina of Time
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
Devil May Cry 4
Serious Sam: The Second Encounter
You have anger issues, and get frustrated quickly when things don't go your way.
You tend to overthink situations, and this has gotten you hurt several times.
You like to take it easy. You're always calm, and not one to get emotional, no matter the situation.
Guys someone rate hate and abate me. All I got was one weird reading.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon
Max Payne 2
Metal Gear Solid
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
whoa. it's not cool to b mean on the internet u big ol meanies. all i asked for was a couple sentences. i hope ur life starts turning into something happier. peace n love.
Ocarina of Time
Team Fortress 2
before it went to shit
Devil May Cry 3
Mega Man X
You secretly wish you were Japanese. You quietly scoff at those who don't have similar tastes to yours. You've put serious thought into spending a lot of money on anime figurines.
Plays it safe by bragging about enjoying meme games, too scared to try anything unique or different. You also wear that shitty hairstyle that everyone has these days and fap under your bedcovers with earphones on
>Armored Core For Answer
>Resident Evil 0
>Dark souls 2
>Call of Duty 4
>Resident Evil 4
Come at me
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Tekken Tag Tournament
Silent Hill 2
You unironically think Twitch memes and memestreamers such as Lirik and Kaceytron are funny.
Shooting yourself in the head is not the answer.
You have a shit waifu, whose merch you spend thousands on.
You took GameSpot's nomination of Viva Pinata for 2006 Game of the Year way too seriously.
I'm only a normie on the outside but when you ask for 5 favorite games I just mentioned the 5 that I played recently
I play pretty much everything sans grand strategy
If I extended that list it would include:
Path of Exile
Monhun 3 and 4
and Persona 3
Link to the Past
Potential Child Molester.
Trapped in the past
Tries too hard to fit in
New to 4chan
Horrendously disgusting; nobody will rat this selection as none are worth crediting less to express personal contempt
Plays at least 3 instruments and has had sex more than twelve times .
Hit me with your best shot.
it's true i enjoy a good story. i tend to think of my own life as having well developed characters and interesting stories.
even if the universe is ultimately moving towards heat death or a big crunch or some other terrible end, there's still the right now that you get to live in and be a part of. honestly just breathing in a gulp of air is insanely complex. since you're stuck here you might as well enjoy it.
Kid Icarus Uprising
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
LoZ Oracle of Ages
Rune Factory 3
People see you as calculating, although you might just see yourself as a regular guy, but because they might associate calculating with cold and unemotional, that's why you're alone and you feel alone.
man the squeaky tire gets the oil. plus, you only know that the poster was a contributor to *this* thread. are you monitoring his ip across 4chan?
give me your address i'll mail you some vienna sausage.
Dawn of War
Sins of a Solar Empire
If that's how he's acting in this thread, then I doubt he acts differently in other threads. Besides, I don't really care about the other threads. He's not contributing in this thread, and that's the one we're in right now. I don't think the squeaky tire scenario applies to 4chan in general, to be honest. People tend to shit on people when they complain about not getting something. Then again, there's always that one guy who likes pissing off those guys, so you have a point.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Washington, DC
I made this list a while ago of my top 5
Might change last one to Sly 2, need to replay
This is of all time, I don't play WoW any more
you like stories about coming into adulthood and the transformation that brings. you seek inspiration, and when you have it, you do good things.
you value independent action and critical thinking. you tend to be really annoyed about games that hold your hand or where you can't skip the tutorial level. also you love vienna sausage and eat it every other day. you keep a couple of shelves stocked at home and have a special travel sized jar for them for a gentle but filling snack during long trips.
Didn't realize those were games to ridicule. It's tough to get read on you guys sometimes.
Zero Escape series
SW Battlefront 2
Fire Emblem games
What do you think anons?
House of The Dead: Overkill
The Binding of Isaac
Super Smash Brothers for 3DS (not the wii u version u fucks)
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Professor Layton Series (All 6 games)
Super Smash Brothers Melee
They are more or less in order.
Dead or Alive 5
Ace Combat 5
Armored Core 5
Someone who has misunderstood the purpose of the thread
Someone who purposefully crafts a list to confound its assessors
Can use the word 'fun' unironically
Not old enough to browse this board
Mentally, or physically
Detested by all who know him, secretly.
A bastard who disguises poor taste with mechanically enjoyable games
Crippled in life by latent gender dysphoria manifest as homosexual urges in content of thought
The only idiot brave enough to put Runescape
Does not know he is attracted to children
You like a challenge, but you don't sweat the small stuff much. You're also not much of a purist, and probably like to work on various projects at once, switching between them here and there.
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix
Would ride into battle mounted on a cute animal
You like to kill
You're all about survival, in the wild and in real life
You like variety but also know what is good and sticks to it
You wish you were doing something way better with your life right now
Why would you say I'm detested? Just curious.
Uh... Can't think of a fifth.
I already had a 3DS for the professor layton games and I don't want to buy a Wii U just for smash 4. The 3DS is something I can play ANYWHERE also, I have it on the side of my desk and pick it up for like 2-3 min multiple times a day.
You're drawn to atmosphere, aesthetic, you forgive flaws if the game looks nice and is fairly fun to play. You like being able to sink your time into a game, but also be able to proceed at any point you feel like.
StarCraft Brood War
Final Fantasy V
Tactics Ogre LUCT
XCOM: Enemy Within
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Fallout: New Vegas
System Shock 2
not the same poster but i think your list of games is pretty shallow and mindless entertainment. of course that doesn't say anything about the rest of your life. you might enjoy quick pug games because your life was or is too exciting. i don't think your taste in games can make you detestable.
>You wish you were doing something way better with your life right now
TOTALLY FAR OUT
Utterly fucking petulant
Because 'he' will pursue all criticism and slight made against the perfection of 'his' rationale in choice for a top five, regardless of the author's sincerity.
Fifth: Earthworm Jim
FFXII MUH NIGGA
Physically disfigured and an abomination to sight; otherwise great fun to be around.
Dreams of a mundane nature.
Worth commenting on.
You seek speed and adrenaline rushes from your videogames. Perhaps you are too afraid to seek excitement in life, so you satisfy these urges with among the most intense sources of feel-good hormone giving videogames
gameplay with a lot of possibilities and theorycrafting are appealing to you because you're a pretty complex character. how many hours have you spent thinking about something out of the box you could do that you haven't done before? nothing's more entertaining than the freedom of meaningful choices in the form of emergent gameplay.
Regularly visits the dentist, has never needed braces, and does not have fillings. Is frequently praised for a healthy set of teeth by all potential sexual partners. Personality is bland, and good gums are the defining feature of all social interactions. Most likely to commit suicide in this thread.
Is actively pushing this thread towards something better. Also a chronic alcoholic.
No particular order.
1) Crash Bandicoot 2
2) Crash Team Racing
3) MGO 2
4) Pokemon Heart Gold
5) Conkers Bad Fur Day (64)
>Super Mario World
>Mario Kart Double Dash
>Dead Space 2
>GTA San Andreas
Doesn't understand a joke
Has no sense of humour
Has been unconscious frequently for substantial developments in the gaming industry.
Will probably be rated highly as a worthwhile human being in a 4chan thread. The irony will not pass him.
>Doesn't understand a joke
Oh this thread is a joke alright.
Beyond Two Souls
The Last of Us
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
Digital Devil Saga
Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI
you tend to feel alienated among your peers and often feel misunderstood. you had a childhood best friend that you never speak to any more. however, you are diplomatic and convincing. you tend to overthink your decisions.
Hideously standard yet appreciably sensible
Bacchus: The God Of Fun.
Have you by chance played Dynasty Warriors?
Actually made me laugh.
Both you guys have a good sense of beauty and can appreciate atmosphere/style in a game, guy above likes politics i bet, guy below is a funny guy i think.
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon
Final Fantasy IX
Silent Hill 2
Seriously though man. Beyond Two Souls and Fagrenheit do not have good storytelling (which is why I assume you enjoy them). How much time do you spend around other people? The reason I ask is because his characters are so far away from the way real people act.
The dialogue is terrible, the plots are nonsense, supernatural elements are thrown in for little to no reason, and everything is coated in distinct David Cage self-importance.
They are not good games, anon.
first the analysis:
you value personal relationships (friends and family). you also have a weird thing where you actually like feeling confused.
my question is
why do you like danganronpa
How many games are in your post
>Fun things are fun
Flunked Preschool reading tests
Does not spend their entire day browsing a two dimensional cartoon picture forum
Likes all the things I don't like.
Has an onahole.
Has yet to stop wetting the bed.
old school blizzard fan. you were playing games on PC starting in your early high school years circa 2001. you had a small group of friends who you played pretty much every game on your list with. you're not friends with them any more? every once in a while you like to get comfy with an old favorite and spend way too many hours being immersed.
>you tend to feel alienated among your peers and often feel misunderstood
>you had a childhood best friend that you never speak to any more
Nope, I still speak to him every now and then and we play online games together.
>however, you are diplomatic and convincing. you tend to overthink your decisions.
I always overthink shit, it's problematic at times. I'm also a big liar, so I do fit the convincing bill.
Overall a good thesis doctor /v/
>do not have a good storytelling
>dialogue is terrible
>plots are nonsense
Care to explain why? I understand if you just don't like the games, but you can't just call games that are highly praised "not good" simply because you don't like it.
>Fallout: New Vegas
>Red Dead Redemption
Devil May Cry 3
Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey
Final Fantasy X
Zelda: Oracle of Ages
Have fun with them. Honestly, if you'd like to get more into JRPGs and you like Persona 3, I'd play some of the other SMT games such as Devil Survivor, Nocturne, and Strange Journey. After those, you should have a good idea of what sort of elements you like in a JRPG, and can branch out from there.
VNs are much tougher to recommend, as they rely almost entirely on good storytelling. I would try the Zero Escape games (ignore shitposters from both ZE and Danganronpa sides. They are both great series) and from there, find the recommended VN list at the /VN/ general and see what piques your interest.
I envy you being able to dive into both genres for the first time. Have fun.
Thanks for saying it's full of quality! I may go into retail at some point, but that depends cuz I am gonna be consultant.
You're either one of the oldest or one of the poorest users here.
You're the whitest person out there.
Always been a PC master race guy. Does or has done a ton of drugs at some point.
>Always been a PC master race guy. Does or has done a ton of drugs at some point.
surprisingly enough, no
i'm probably going to develop some sort of drug problem later in life tho
Friend, you should no better than to trust critics. And as I recall, beyond wasn't even highly praised.
Fahrenheit was praised for it's illusion of choice. I'll give credit where credit is due. It DID do some interesting things in regards to storytelling. The downside is that it did not follow through with those ideas, and the story that it tells, is just not well written.
Super Mario World
Metal Gear Solid 3
Hotline Miami 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
The Wonderful 101
I know EXACTLY what you are, anon. You are
my nigga. WATASHI WA BRUCE THARPE DESSSSSS
>the characters dialogue is unnatural
>plot threads are discarded at a moment's notice, or simply forgotten
>no care in avoiding plot holes
>preachy monologues and situations
>cliche emotional setpieces peppered throught the stories, to make the game seem like it has hearts
>98% of characters are overused cliches
>supernatural elements thrown in with no thought to whether they fit or even make sense
>David Cage has literally stated that he doesn't want his games played through more than once because that ruins their illusion of choice
And on the gameplay side
>literally every piece of gameplay is QTEs and walking
I'm not going to go into it much deeper, because this has been gone over innumerable times on /v/ and in various
>Climax of all the titles
Fucking YES. The arcade version of it was difficult as fuck for me, but I've played the console port to completion and I still boot it up for two playthroughs in a row, one with Climax's OST and one with II's.
Fallout 1 & 2
The Witcher 1
Thief The Dark Project
Well adjusted person who has a love for the occult and supernatural.
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Gears of War (Just the first game, not the series)
Star Wars: KoToR 2
GTA: Vice City
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>Red Dead Redemption
>Dead Rising 2
Do your worst
God of War games
Pro Evolution Soccer games
TES IV & V
GTA:SA and V
Crusader Kings II
Binding of Isaac and Rebirth
sorry for the long list OP
Afraid of public speaking and crowds
Used to think about hurting yourself but you've gotten better
Genuinely passionate about your vocations
Dreads the future, but keeps chugging
Really wants attention, lonesome because of it
Careful and meticulous with your work
Philosophical minded, but cynical
Have cried yourself to sleep a few times, but know a lot of good jokes
Honestly I don't know if these are my favorites or not. The only one i'm sure about is DF. I always end up jumping around games with only a few exceptions. These are the ones that always lure me back.
Edgy, kind of young. Wishes the world was different, but isn't sure how he wants it to be.
Nostalgic, probably not very technically-minded, but smart other than that.
Edgy weeb, hides his power level in public but goes full autist online.
WHEN I WAS A KID
Prince of Persia
The Castle of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse
Shadow of the Beast
WHEN I WAS A TEEN
Doom & Doom 2
Street Fighter 2
Mortal Kombat & Mortal Kombat 2
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
STALKER: Call of Pripyat and Shadow of Chernobyl
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Heroes of Might and Magic III
>You're terrible at letting things go
how did you know.....
Honestly, you seem to crave adventure, regardless of the quality of the video game. You perhaps use video games -s an escape, even if you don't know it. Perhaps you were told too many fairy tales as a child.
>Metal Gear Solid 2
>Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2
>Live a Live
You take everything seriously irl and was raised middle class
In no particular order
Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Super Smash Bros 4
Team Fortress 2
You play games, not as a hobby, but as a way to kill time between doing more important things, like socializing and having a girlfriend. You delude yourself into thinking you're a hardcore gamer but wouldn't be able to tell people what Deus Ex is about
> not in order
Red Orchestra 2
Mass Effect series.
Batman Arkham City
Pokemon Fire Red
COD BLOPS 2
Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne
Sim Theme Park
I'm very curious what people are going to say.
have a problem with authority? yes. Have issues with own sense of power? no
jesus fuck, how scary, this is all very accurate to me