How come Kirby has a house? Link and Mario I understand needing houses, since they're fucking human/humanoid, but Kirby has a house too.
Actually it was Tiff and Tuff's idea. They built him that house.
It's not a house, it's an incubation unit.
For the day when he truly matures, welcoming all the cosmos into his endless maw, as he finally joins his father Azathoth, the Oblivious One, in his eternal, deafening parade of demons at the center of all creation.
>Well, it's not like Kirby would complain, would he?
Obviously he would, that's why he owns a goddamn house.
Is his house still in the Dreamstalk?
Why do they even call it a house, its barely a hut
Kirby's house looks super comfy and cute.
Don't tell me what to do you peasant piece of shit. That fat pink sack of fuck doesn't need that much fuckin food and you know it. Kirbeh does nothing but lounge around all day and eat a shit ton of food that hard working waddle dees need in order to protect the great and handsome King Dedede. All that food INSTEAD is being used as fuel to cause mass genocide and for him to act wild like a bullfrog in the bayou. God I fuckin wish that shit would just get flattened and cut up into tiny puzzle pieces that I will never solve FUCK