You're a bunch of skeletons who went into space to look for a fellow skeleton that was kidnapped by aliens.
Due to shenanigans, each of you is now stuck on a different planet. And each has a part of the missing skeleton.
What do you do?
"Oh I'm summoning muh mech"
Since last thread. Why can't you access them?
Internet won't load them. It's taking fucking forever to update the thread alone, archives are giving me a weird 404. Issues on my end, probably.
Meanwhile, Simon shows us his mech!
"Asshole in the robot! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MECHA COMBAT"
So please, enjoy this relaxing image of a tropical island while the fight takes place.
"Oh man, I wonder what should I do with my almost inifinte amount of cash. Maybe fund a show or something"
"MY GOD! GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING EACHOTHER WITH EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!"
"Yes. I could do that. Or I can just buy another swimming pool made out of diamonds"
"P-please? My god. Should I do it? Should I use my vast amount of money to make some stranger happy? Should I do this random act of kindness to better the world?....Fuck no, I'm evil"
"Who did that? Better slooooowly turn my head around to see"
"Perhaps you can help me. Did you see any suspicious characters around? Like one who would throw a skull at me?"
"Sir, You'll have to come with me"
"Calm down my child. This is surely a misunderstanding"
"RESISTING ARREST, USE OF VIOLENCE AUTHORIZED"
"AHA! ACCOMPLICES! GUARDS! DETAIN THEM! VIOLENTLY!"
Soon the room was filled with sentences ending in "mon"
"Hey Lolisniffer, did ya check out the Space News?"
"No I haven't. What's happening?"
"Texas is the Space Weed Messiah now"
"You can be one for weeaboos, Simon"
"I'm sorry. Weeaboos with shit taste"
"How are you gonna accoplish that?"
"I dunno, but I'm sure body pillows are involved somehow"
"Great idea!...But who would be our model?"
"Shut up Zebra"
"Well, Captain? Report"
"Sir. My team tracked the pirates onto a waterworld but was attacked by a bone-eating-hydra-shark. It died while fighting a skeleton, who then stole my jetpack as the waterworld is set on fire. I managed to escaped by sneaking aboard a spaceship belonging to a little girly golem who calls the skeleton "Onii-chan"."
"Come back here and help me sell these pillows"
"Yeah! Wanna buy a body pillow?"
"And so 2 are left"
"Yeah. I think Texas and Fug have them"
"C'mon man! Buy my pillow! It will change your life!"
"Really? My waifu will become real if I do that?!"
"Yes. That and worshipping this guy as your messiah. Your friends and their friends and their friends' friends will have to do it too"
"And if it doesn't work then you're just not believing enough"
"Of course sir. It's right here"
Parts of this adventure or parts as in which adventures so far is my fave
The license checks out, meanwhile simons pillows start selling by the hundreds and you start seeing a lot of strange waifu looking characters walking around that you didn't see before...
"Man, this sucks"
About 3 before it got deleted