>The PC port will mirror the PS4 and Xbone counter parts
So just like NBA 2K with features removed? Cool.
Daily Reminder: John Cena is apart of the PC Master-race.
just like elves and magic.
it's a fucking video game.
I watched Total Divas with /wooo/ this one time, and the whole episode had to do with John being a huge jerk to his Bella or whatever her name is. It was fucking hilarious when she got pissed off over losing a beer pong match.
That's still fake you fucking tools, only these guys are complete retards for legit hitting themselves with sharp objects for a fake sport.
What do they get out of it? 50 people yelling their name? What a joke.
Actually, it's just getting popular again. They accidentally tapped the 20-something market by having focus on wrestlers who aren't just Vince-Boner inducing beefs.
That said, 2k15 sucked.
Depends on what you mean by fake.
Is professional wrestling staged? Absolutely, and everyone knows it. Professional wrestling is highly-choreographed and incredibly practiced performance art. There's a real chance of someone getting seriously hurt if they fuck up trying to cushion a blow.
Some people think it's fun to watch larger than life personas act out elaborate storylines with a big physical element.
I don't watch wrestling anymore myself (I stopped in the early 90s), but I can totally understand why people like it and why it's stayed popular.
>implying the performers don't risk their lives in televised wrestling doing stupid stunts in and out of the ring.
A man died in the ring recently with Rey Mysterio remember?
Of course it's fake you retard, it's a show. You sound like that kid who can't shut up about how Santa is fake when the man he took a picture with at the mall gets a stiffy.
Yeah it's fake. Yet here these cunts are hitting each other with weedwhackers and light tubes in front of 20 people. You telling me that's not absolutely pathetic?
Watch a real sport where the champions are people you can believe in because they're actually good, not just because some guy that calls the shots likes them a lot.
Indiefags who started watching this shit after WM29 ruined WWE.
>"Hurr Yes! Yes! Yes! We want thousands of kicks and Bryan vs Zigger 69ing each other in very crisp crunchy matches every Raw."
>implying PC isn't already the dudebro machine
>implying the xbone is more than just a media center
>implying Nintendo isn't redeeming itself from the insult that was the wii with good games but is dying anyway due to poor marketing
>Implying the PS4 isn't the best alternative with niche games, exclusives, weeb shit and every multiplat coming out for it
The "PC MUSTUR RACE" took its toll on the community and its actually killing PC gaming in a way, more and more PC gaming becomes more accesible and dudebros more and more consider it as a viable option for gaming, F2P games and MOBA shit also helped making it the mainstream platform of the moment. I actually miss the days when PC gaming was all about the best games with no normies allowed
>PC is becoming the weaboo machine
So a couple of 10 year old ps3 ports means its actually becoming the weaboo machine? As far as I know the newer Neptunia/Yakuza/Atelier/Idolmaster games are not coming to PC, some of the older games in some of those series are getting ported though
>inb4 people call me a sonnyger for saying anything bad about "the glorious PC"
I'm not saying I'm happy about that shit, its just the way I see it
>watch a real sport
Professional Wrestling has never been a sport. People who go to see it don't want to see a sport, they came to be entertained by the aforementioned idiots hitting each other with heed-whackers and light tubes. Yeah it's asinine, but people are free to spend their money on what they want, and people are free to sell them what they want. That's the free-market at work.
14 is pretty trash too especially since the universe mode is absolute garbage and the story mode is still as buggy as ever (getting teams to correctly come out with their theme and dance is a pain in the fucking ass). The only decent one in the last 5 years is 13. The older n64 smackdowns and shit where pretty neat though
What Superstars and animu girls are you gonna ship when the mods come out?
I actually started playing bloodborne last saturday, its actually my first souls game, I played like 20 minutes of dark souls at a friends house years ago and enjoyed it, I didn't have a clue what to expect from bloodborne though and I had read on /v/ that it was shit and I shouldn't buy it, I did anyways because fuck /v/
Holy shit this game is amazing, the combat is fucking excellent, I love it, the level design is the best I've seen in years, I cannot fucking stop playing it, I could see how someone would be angry if this game wasn't released on their favorite platform.
Are the other souls games like this? what should I play next? I'm currently 15 hours in and I feel like I've played less than 5% of the whole game, first 3 bosses were easy as fuck though, maybe I'm leveling too much
I'm not going to buy it but I can't wait to see the mods and models people make for it.
>BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
How so? It's also will be released on consoles. PC is so shitty that PCucks have to brag about ports and multiplats like some big achievements? It's laughable.
>mfw concucksolecucks are on suicuck watch
>tfw can't use this anymore
As much as I am primarily a PCfag, I'd rather be able to keep posting this gif than actually play 2k15.
Maybe it won't be as bad as people say it is.
It probably is
>3 generations removed from cannibals made it to 10th place
At least Cesaro won.
HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE MOVES EVEN LEGAL?
BAN THIS SPORT
This was the most illegal wrestling move in history.
Will there ever be a pro wrestling game that combines the actual fighting gameplay, and the management, where you can produce your own script and then try to stick to it when fighting and choosing lines?
You could produce a season where Cena gets constantly destroyed by some scrawny little fuck
It's fun, something you lack.
He's not terrible, the problem is he's not great.
If you're going to get pushed to the main event of WrestleMania 4 years after you start wrestling, you better be a fucking prodigy. You better be undeniably one of the best in the fucking world to get that rub, and Roman Reigns isn't.
I'm sure that if he keeps a good attitude that one day he'll grow into a fine performer. But his current skill is not proportionate to the push he's getting. He doesn't deserve to main event that stage over people who have been breaking their bodies for decades just because "he's pretty and is the Rock's cousin". He hasn't earned it. Even the fucking Miz who got shit on constantly for years, and on some level still does get shit on for "not earning his place" earned his place and his Wrestlemania main event FAR more than Roman fucking Reigns, and he's a chickenshit heel. It's not supposed to feel like he earned his place.
Well, I suppose it would be kinda pointless since someone is supposed to throw the fight but I think it could still work if you do it right. It would need to give you score based on how well you stick to the story. Like a broadway play simulator game.
>NUDE AJ LEE MODS
>NUDE PAIGE MODS
>AJ LEE VS. PAIGE - NUDE DILDO ON A POLE MATCHES
>first person to insert themselves onto the dildo pole wins the match
what a time to be a wrestling fan
I am definitely looking forward to this gem.
Unfortunately nothing can beat the old N64 and WCW vs nWo Revenge.
>tfw you begin by wrestling 4 man for themselves for 1st player controller and first pick
>tfw searching the audience for a weapon
>tfw its always the fucking chair
Holy shit. Many controllers were broken in the basement to this game. The house was a neighborhood N64 wrestling tournament. I had 2 mattresses in the closet for sleepovers down in the basement which meant perfect wrestling tournaments or recreated slamball games with mini door hoops hanging on doors.
I'm not saying the Miz doesn't suck.
I'm saying he wrestled for years before getting his chance in WWE thanks to his reality TV run, and then wrestled in WWE for years, worked his way to the top, and formed a connection with the crowd before he got his WM main event. On some level, he earned that position.
Roman Reigns started wrestling in 2010 in a WWE program that he got into thanks to his family name, and has never paid his dues.He came up on the roster in a stable that wasn't even meant for him (Kassius Ohno was supposed to be in his spot, but WWE officials shoved him in instead) that was designed to hide his flaws. Since the stable broke up he hasn't evolved at all as a performer. He kept the Shield attire, theme, and entrance because he has nothing else. He still wrestles singles matches as if he's constantly taking one man hot tags because he has nothing else. He's never had to struggle or improve himself as a performer, and if they just hand him the championship because he's pretty then he'll never have a reason to improve and we'll be stuck for the next decade with a top star wrestling the same boring matches, giving the same boring promos, and just being a complete disaster overall, and professional wrestling can't survive for another decade with another John Cena.
The ratings for the build up to WM31 were the lowest they've been for a WrestleMania build up since WWE were getting their asses kicked in the Monday Night Wars, and they're going to keep going down unless WWE changes something, and Roman Reigns is clearly not that change.
It has Ladder Matches, except they are just TLC matches. There's literally no difference, tables and chairs are legal in a ladder match anyway. A lot of normal ladder title matches in WWE have the guys use chairs and tables and shit so who cares?
Seriously, NO ONE gives a flying fuck about Bryan other than these mouth breathing neckbeards who started watching this shit since WM29 and the worst city on the planet.
>using Google Search results as some kind of conclusive evidence
No fucking shit, of course the person being pushed heavily as a main star is going to be Googled often. I love how you conveniently leave out 2014 where Bryan tops even the likes of Cena, too.
>no suplex city
I actually was very against it when I was young and growing up because 'hurr it's faaaaek'.
But now seeing all the fun /v/ has with some of it's stuff makes it seem like it could be
his neck and his career is done anyway
The universe dosent know whats best for business.
> PC finally gets a new wrestling game
> it's the worst in the series yet
Not so much for gameplay, but they forgot that the fun was in stuff like Create a Wrestler. In 15, you can't make enough to even fill one Royal Rumble, you can't make women, you can't make stories or belts or etc, and the wrestlers you CAN make are stuck with realistic proportions (wanted to wrestle with a hat on? Too bad)
The only saving grace is that on PC, mods might save it slightly.
>PC getting more ports of once console-only franchises
>9/10 of them are the worst entries to the series
Good job with those petitions, master race. Glad to see you finally catching up on a decades worth of noteworthy gaming by getting the watered down version with shinier textures.
>mfw the royal rumble streams in the vidya network channel
Fake as fuck.
You wouldn't keep answering the phone after all of that.
Radio has known actors that are their "prank" targets.
Aside from Howard Stern (and even some of the Sal and Richard ones are fake) radio show prank calls are a sham.
Here is a real one from Sal and Richard.
>vgcw running on a PC instead of a playstation with a capture card that catches fire every other week
R-Truth. Protector of the Fountain of Youth.
The highest rated Raw in three years began with a "meathead who VKM loves" and shows up once every other month.
I haven't played a wrestling game in years, why would someone play a modern video game about another modern form of entertainment, that's double the degeneracy, because they're both ruined. Why would anyone want to play a game with these geeks in it?
damn shame vince hates us negros. his southern gimmick was hilarious, but they put that shit to bed real quick.
>you will never see r-truth hold the tag-team title with lil jimmy as his partner
>cm punk will someday return
>still using that awful cult of personality shit that 90% of his fans think he made
seriously, I'm not a fan of scream metal, but it was a lot better than his "muh little league team intro"
still one of the greatest pops in modern day wrestling. don't care if bonus points for chicago, this shit is live as fuck.
>WWE squandered this overness just to make Rock/Cena happen
Fuck The Rock
>this man held the WWE title twice while Mark Henry and Booker T never held it once
Once again PC players rubbing in they are getting a console port, once again console players are "BTFO," and finally once again PC players are getting a game 6 months to a year later.
PC players must love being the red headed step children of the gaming community.
Once again cucksocucks are cucked into cucking like little cuckbabies who need a cuck
fuck.. I totally forgot about this. what the fuck are those writers doing?
feel like I'm about to remember something far worse... like Alex Riley headlining Wrestlemania, or Ryder holding the IC title.
Isn't WWE 2K15 shit anyways.
>tfw I lost interest after Bryan's injury helped Vince make the "hard choice" to push more Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, John Cena.
Time for NJPW.
>cuckcuckcuck cucks he cuck cuck meme cuck cucking cuck
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I usually only lurk, but this is it.
>has never been a sport
As a professional wrestler, your lack of pro wrestling history knowledge disgusts me
And you are all immensly annoying smarks
>no check out this CZW shit
>lol how pathetic
srlsy, just respect the performers for what they do and let yourself be entertained...
HURR MAGIC ISN'T REAL, DAVID COPPERFIELD BTFO
I JUST HEARD WRESTLING ISN'T REAL
SOMEONE GET A HOLD OF THE PRESS
If professional wrestling is a sport, why aren't professional wrestlers going on Olympics like, you know, "normal" wrestlers?
The reason is - they're actors, they would get wrecked here.
No, it's alright, I like to make assholes realise what a tremendous waste they are
I'll even risk sounding like a huge pretentious douche: I am better looking than you, I have a great physique, I earn more monthly than you probably ever will in a year. I can retire in 10 years and just have money and play vidya all day erry day, my parents are proud of me and I am independent.
Please shit talk all you want, but you know deep down, you will never ever achieve what I have, and no metter what your response will be, I will always be better than you, always.
Okay, I'll bite
1st off, define sport, my answer depends on your own preconceived notion of "sport".
Pro Wrestling is entertainment, bottom line.
But you have to be very tough, mentally and physically, it's extremely demanding.
If you define sport as a competition, then, well, we compete with other entertainment products, you always compete against the other guys, wanting to have more entertaining matches.
So I don't know what to tell you, really.
Boxers don't give a shit about entertainment, they just hit each other until they go down.
Sprinters don't do weird hops during they runs they try to run as fast as they can.
Rodeo clowns do weird shit to entertain public. Do you think they don't train? That they aren't extremely fit? That their shit isn't demanding? Of course it is. But you'd tell people that Rodeo Clowns are sportsmen and their job is a sport, you're not going anywhere.
Hence the professional wrestlers are nothing but glorified rodeo clowns.
>sold like shit on ps4
>might as well release it on pc before we go make a new game
>pcucks eat the shit up again
it's probably being done by the D team or something like that, just like the pc version of MKX was done by amateurs while the main team focused on ps4
no, that's just you putting words in my mouth, my responses are right there, further up.
Seems to me like people are getting mad because we call pro wrestling a sport. Why they would get offended by this is beyond me, because I'm 100% sure none of these people actually do sports.
Heh, I'd rather have UFC on PC or even Madden. Maybe next year.
yes except in olympic wrestling they dont teach you how to
- do submissions
- work the crowd for the epic comeback
- fight in a steel cage
- beat the attitude adjustment
the list go's on. olympic wrestlers are not well rounded. see what happened when daniel cormire wrestled john jones? olympic wrestling will not teach you to wrestle for real.
>is actually being released that very year and not the previous year in november to take advantage of the christmas season
Name one good WWE game since Day of Reckoning 2
You probably can
The Cena Man will probably go over again on Sunday, which is a shame for Rusev, but I guess it gives him an opportunity to feud with someone else. It's a shame being put with Cena is death for those involved though. Realistically Cena should drop the US title soon and move back into the title picture since they're lacking in top stars until Brock comes back and Roman needs to be reworked. Shame about Neville being given the Justin Gabriel Evan Bourne position, but if he's smart he'll get into a tag team quicly while the Usos are out and the Ascension are floundering. He and Rowan would be a good stylistic matchup, they just need to be written together.
>Complains about memes
What is it that you want, exactly?
This is the freshest meme i have, use it wisely.
>Kane is betrayed during a wrestling game
>he gets his vengeance and annihilates his opponent
>final speech saying "you can't kill the Messiah" in front of the audience
>tfw Shield and Wyatts didn't get nearly enough matches against each other culminating in a feud for top billing as the most destructive influential stables in the company.
>tfw only Rollins came out of it better than when the teams were together.
It's like they don't want people to watch or something.
ps2 one of them had that, never used because I was too busy playing 60 minute money in the bank matches but its there
also is online multiplayer a thing? I wanna stone cold stunner some faggot child overseas
Lifetime console pleb here. Most of /v/ plays a lot of PC anyway so probably doesn't realize how significant this move really is.
Wrestling games are the ultimate casual shibboleth. Casuals have come to PC. It's over for us plebs outside of Nintendo.
IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND ON THE VERGE OF CRYING
WRESTLING GAMES WERE MY FAVORITES BACK IN THE DAY