it kept telling me to hit some fucking button in the tutorial
I HIT ALL THE FUCKING BUTTONS, IT WOULDN'T WORK
Worst game I ever played was a licensed movie title on the PS2 involving monkeys on Mars. I can't remember the name but it was probably called "Monkeys on Mars".
It was a 3D platformer. You moved like a tire and you jumped like you were being picked up and gently placed down.
I think there was some puzzle elements and combat in there too. The game just hurt to look at.
I tortured myself through the whole thing because it wouldnt stop shitting achievements in every direction
as soon as I beat the story I traded it in for like 3 bucks
When I was a little kid I liked the Bubsy SNES sidescrollers even though they were shit (I was like 10 give me a break)
But nothing could have prepared me for this
Is MGR seriously the worst game you've ever played in your life? Are you like 12? There are a million other games out there worst than this shit, pic related
Killzone Shdowfall and Lords of the fallen.
I bent both disks and have them displayed under my tv as a constant reminder never to play games from thise devs again.
Starshot for the N64.
It wasn't even THAT bad, but it was just so damn stiff and awkward, and it was extremely unclear what you were supposed to do.
Compared to other more competent platformers on the system, of which there were quite a few, it just failed in every aspect.
Not him, but if BI is one of the worst games you've played, then you havent played many games at all..
BI is bland and boring compared to the other 2, but it's by now means one of the worst games out there. It's just kind of mediocre
I remember loading this game up for about 2 minutes before I shut it off and never looked back.
As far as something I actually played all the way through, the only thing I can remember at the moment is that shitty Enter the Matrix game. It wasn't HORRIBLE just really bland and boring.
iv'e played a shitton of games, i generally stayed away from shit i didn't think i would like, hence i rarely played shit games. last shitty game i played was mass effect 3, i got stingy with my money since then. Bioshock infinite was fucking horrid and not in any way mediocre. It was just plain fucking bad
As a kid, me and my brothers rented Superman 64 and Enter the Matrix and legit had a blast playing either. I honestly had no idea they were supposed to be bad games until later.
The worst game I ever absolutely hated was one of the Spongebob licensed games. I think it was Battle for Bikini Bottom? I hated that motherfucker.
I've probably played worse, but this is the only one I can think of at the moment.
got it for free, played it because it had steam cards
worst minutes of my life, forced xDsorandumb pixel shit
It's so bad it's good
The Crow City of Angels for Ps1
the controls were clunky even for a ps1 title, fixed camera angle was always a problem, hard to see exits to rooms at times, every single animation is so slow to the point where picking up a gun to combat an enemy that also has a gun leaves you so open for so long that you're usually dead by the time you've picked it up
Monster Hunter 3 ultimate. Buy it on friend's recommendation, try it out, camera is shit, monsters take too long to kill for me to play while I'm on my break, FUCKING QUEROPECO or some shit like that flies away every goddamn time I find it, and MH4 was just on the horizon so it kinda ruined MH for me. Love fish wyverns still.
I think when you factor in the hype I had for it, the promises made about it and all the rest, skyrim is by far my choice
Killed all chances of me being excited for any game ever after that
I can defend any other Megaman game but X7, it was absolute dog shit.
Voice acting was bad, moving in the game felt very slowly, axl's power was pointless among other things. I'm not just hating this game because of the "BURN TO THE GROUND" meme it was just bad all together
Sonic the Hedgehog 2006
It was literally an unfinished game sold for $60, it was also really shitty. I could count more bugs in that game than the ones I have crawling outside my yard.
>Pillars of Eternity
Those games make my fucking blood boil.
Holy shit was it lazy.
Its the Wii u port just ported back into PC with extremely lazy and nonsensical rooms to non-lethally beat the bosses. (they also look like shit, like some level designer made in 1 day most likely)
It runs like hot garbage and stutters like fucking nuts no matter what you do or what computer you have.
That fucking Star Trek TNG game on SNES.
It starts off fine and the away missions are okay but the fucking space combat is complete bullshit. The controls for flying the enterprise are slow as fuck while the Romulan war bird that attacks you can maneuver on a dime. You end up taking a shit load of damage that it takes up to 2 fucking hours of real time to repair. And half the time you get immediately jumped by another war bird right after you beat the first one if you beat the first one at all.
>there are people who haven't delved into obscure ps2 shovelware
There's shovelware that will make you question video gaming in general.
Well, it's playable if you turn the sound off. Just not enjoyable at all.
played at a normie friends house, i beat him 4 games in a row and i barely know anything about basketball. he was so mad. Its a literal run left and mash square to win" game. I don't see how anyone could be entertained by this garbage, yet buy a new game every year.
>mfw pcfats wile NEVER EVER get to play little britain the video game
Good contender. My mate bought this full price for fuck knows what reason during his achievement hunting days and fucking 100%'d it. It was torture just to watch for 1/2 hour.
And yet he's probably set for life in terms of money and female attention.
If his biggest problems are his height and what to spend all his money on, they are nice problems to have.
I wouldn't mind losing 9 inches and gaining his fame and fortune.
fucking this. everyone says Superman 64 is the worst game ever (or at least on N64). No Titus gave us this monstrosity. Horrible controls, advertising actual blood on the back, but replacing it with zombies, shit visuals, shit sound, and braindead AI.
>Tenchu Z on the Wii
its one of my favourite wii games.
only thing bad about it is the combat. why doesnt it have the normal tenchu combat?
instead its waggling and if u do one mistake you lose the fight.
also your sword breaks so easily, wtf
level design, items and soundtrack are good though
Literally painful controls on top of a figuratively painful game. Haven't actually played 06 but at least it doesn't go out of its way to give you carpal tunnel syndrome.
Supez 64 is actually kind of fun. The rings aren't bad and the missions are silly. The issue is when you come to the huge dungeon levels. Those are the the worst part of the game unless you can manage to clip OOB and sequence break
Think it's the only game I've ever returned too
I thought they were pretty easy. It's like driving a car, you just have to be gentle. Did you emulate it? Emulating Superman 64 seems to cause a lot of issues.
The long levels are the dealbreaker though
There is a large difference between not getting what you expected (possibly due to expectations too high?) and a game just being bad and you played it. This thread is seeking the latter.
can confirm. Blizzard banned me from Diablo 3 because they said I was using exploits or software to speed up the game or cheat. I still had no idea what they were on about. Of course Blizzard's customer service is absolute shit and I never got help.
The only thing I can think of was I had my anti-virus in "gaming mode" or I used the Barbarian to jump from a lower area to a higher area.
Superman 64 as a whole is kind of forgivable when you find out that it was the cause of executive meddling. Maybe the game would've still turned out to be shit if the devs were allowed to actually do what they wanted to, but DC forbid them from doing a lot of shit that they wanted to do. They basically dicked around with the game's development.
MTV Sports: TJ Lavin's Ultimate BMX
It was like, a Dave Mirra BMX game knock-off that was just god-awful. Not to mention there was a guy in the game named "Fuzzy Balls".
Genuine worst game I've ever played. I asked my mom to drive me back to Blockbuster so we could return it. No, I didn't ask for another game. I just asked to return this one.
compared to other Battlezones, this game is a huge shame. It looks and sounds good, but the actual execution is so hideous.
no man, this is what I'm talking about. I wasn't skipping shit. See the link
you can leap up and down cliffs like it's nothing
This although women do care but generally not nearly to the extent that the internet thinks.
Any woman who does is a shallow cunt. Any person in general who cares is a shallow fucking cunt. End of story.
For a minute there I misremembered the Titus fox as the Traveler's Tales raccoon thing and was gonna argue, but you're right.
The only game I ever saw Titus's name on was pic related.
What would you consider worst?
Like was it actually a bad game?
Did i not enjoy it?
Like what's the deal.
Hell i dislike all the persona games I'v played but they are still good games. There was nothing wrong with them, they just weren't my cup of tea
>Boss is making our lives miserable
>So we purposely fuck up the big product
>We then unironically sell the product at full price to anyone unfortunate enough to buy it.
>In a time when game reviews basically didn't exist and you just had to buy stuff and hope for the best unless your friend had already bought it.
How is this forgivable?
They didn't purposely fuck it up. Basically, WB asked them to remove superman hurting "real people" (it was based on the cartoons) pretty quickly before release. So Titus had to scramble stuff together and remove a bunch of stuff. In the process, they changed the story, added rings, and just overall dumbed it down. It was originally going to be somewhat open world I think, and less mission-based.
Like he gives a fuck
Fucking early childhood ESRB rating piece of shit
I was about to tell you guys to disregard my post because they made this but I just replayed it for a bit and wow, it's fucking terrible. Some things from childhood should never be revisited.
worst controls i have ever seen for a shooter
>Incredible Crisis, known in Japan as Tondemo Crisis! (とんでもクライシス!?, lit. "Huge Crisis!"), is a PlayStation video game developed by Polygon Magic.
Never heard about it before but it doesn't count, it's a japanese game.
Spyro Fusion, Dark Souls 2, McDonald's LCD games
Except the producer has gone into detail on how badly WB fucked them over. They basically didn't get to do any of the shit that they wanted.
This being Titus, the game would've probably sucked anyway, but that's beside the point.
yeah I mean they published some okay games, like Worms World Party (my favorite in the series), but anything they developed in-house was shit. Maybe they made one good game on C64, but fuck if I know
AC3 was bullshit, sure, but I doubt it's the worst game you've ever played. Come on, we're talking sonic '06, superman 64, 90's eC games, not disappointing but mostly functional AAA titles.
Haven't got around to trying PoE yet. What's so bad about it, if I may ask? Authentically curios as I was thinking about giving a go despite the constant obsidian circlejerking.
Also Arx Fatalis was neat and Fable 1 was the only good fable, you faggot.
This game is the shittiest game i remember playing. The worst gimmick ever made, the damn scanner never worked.
And the gameplay omfg, this game was cereal box tier kind of bad i cant even describe it.
Some Mega Man (BN?) game for the GCN.
The first boss screamed "DATA!" for some reason. Gameplay and level design were laughably bad.
A SOLID runner-up is Digimon All-Star Rumble. Holy shit, did that game make me lose faith even more so.
I admit I was into beyblades when I was a kid, but they were just so shitty in video game form. I hated this game so much even as a kid.
Well I mean, it's just that AC3 was so bad and such a let-down compared to all the others I call it the worst game I've ever played. So other than that one I don't really know, I can't say, and I generally tend to avoid bad games anyway.
Okay so who actually plays this?
It has the depth of a puddle and gets boring after 4 fights
Is it just because of the names?
I know people are gonna call this bait, but
The Witcher 3.Jesus Christ, I got so bored playing it. I really, really tried to have fun with it, but I felt like there was just nothing to do outside of quests. I wanted to explore between missions, but it felt so empty that I actually got tired from playing it and wanted to nap. I had the same issue with Skyrim.
I can't remember if this is the worst but it was definitely up there. Still beat it though
Way too big, nonsensical, clusterfuck, filled with narrow paths and hallways and such, only time I actually have dropped a game.
I forced myself to play through Painkiller Overdose, fuck those loading times and those nerfed, wimpy weapons.
Hey I played that game! I barely remember anything about it though.
All I remember was that I was playing as a lion on a big toybox sort of area fighting army men or something like that.
Then some kid who I was forced to hang out with restarted my save file and I never played it again
Star Ocean IV
I didn't know what the fuck was going on, everyone looked creepy as fuck, no one acts like discovering new planets or humans on them is even surprising, the protagonist was a faggot, I hated everyone, the writing was awful, and the combat looked awkward and was a big jilted mess.
most N64 fighters were bad, but dual heroes was particularly horrendous
Star Wars Lethal Alliance on the DS. Or King Kong on the DS. Got those for my birthday from the guy my mom was dating back then. He only meant good, but damn, even my 13 year old self could see how awful these were.
Because people bitch and moan to developers about how games are too small in map size and linear and, to remedy it, they made huge world's that expand for miles and miles, but have no content in them. The reason it was so bad for me is because I ate up all the hype and was so excited, to be literally bored to the point of falling asleep. As far as an actual bad game, I can't think of one off the top of my head. Most "bad games" like Diakatana, Sonic 06, or Bubsy 3D are obviously bad and shouldn't even be mentioned. Those are notoriously bad and resorting to saying "SANIC 2006 IZ SOOOOO BAD I HATE IT" is not even trying. It's borderline memeposting.
I bought this thinking I would really like it. Fuck no, RTS' just don't work well on the DS and the controls were awful. On top of that, the framerate was really bad
Don't know about the worst game ever, but the worst one I've played after normalizing for the cost I paid for it would have to be Pillars of Eternity. I paid full price when it came out, and it's no wonder it went on sale for half off only a few months later.
This game broke my heart. I thought it would be the fantasy Fallout, back when Black Isle was a name that meant something. I started playing, and it was everything I expected to be until you leave Barcelona, somehow transmuting into an utterly dogshit experience.
Rise of the Robots is a close second.
At least in recent memory the Lego Marvel game for Wii U sucked a big one. I'm sure the game itself was alright (though nothing can compare to Lego Star Wars), but it ran horribly in co-op (the only reason to play Lego games), something like 10 fps.
I was honestly suprised such an awful port would be allowed, to my knowledge it hasn't been patched yet. And they say Nintendo is too hard on 3rd parties.
> buttblasted manlet
we all get fucked by genetics one way or another. some guys can't grow a beard, some guys have a really skinny frame, some have a harder time losing weight physically.
doesn't mean you should pretend being a manlet isn't embarassing.
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Almost all licensed movie games are complete garbage because they don't give the devs much time to make them.
I'm sure that most of the shittiest games I played are games from movies.
Holy fuck i had this game. My granma bought it for my little sister and it was balls
A "Blue Dragon" or something game for the original DS.
Main character could summon some blue shit, art style was DBZ-like (same artist I think), NOTHING HAPPENED IN IT.
Holy shit the game goes nowhere, it's just wandering through dead hallways and cities of nothing eventually mashing A to breeze through combat.
I can't remember anything about that game and that's its worse failure: It's the blandest piece of media I have ever consumed.
I remember looking forward to this, as it looked like an intriguing indie game that the devs actually released on the Wii's eshop.
Then I played the demo and it was so fucking bad, just holy shit. So fucking terrible.
I actually really enjoyed Black Knight, I kinda devoted myself to beating every mission and getting all the weapons
Even if you disagree, you have to concede that the final boss is the best thing in the whole game]
Bulletstorm or Aliens Colonial Marines
cant decide which was worse
Postal 2. I want my 15 pesos back, Gaben.
It took a long enough time to remember how to spell the name I started doubting that this ever existed at all
>tries to sneak the idea of himself being 6'3
Nigga youre a manlet irl stop trying to fake being 6ft masterrace and just accept youre the size of a child and you arent attractive to 98% of women.
Watch_Dogs. That was the worst week of my life, I got in a car accident, lost my wallet, got a speeding ticket and my girlfriend left me. I just wanted to play a fun game and escape life. Fuck Watch_Dogs.
SSX Blur. Hugest disappointment in my life. I mean I knew their was no way the Wii adaptation was going to be as good as the predecessors but there wasn't even effort put into this 'game'.
It was some Tom & Jerry game for the Game Boy. I do not remember what it was called or even what it looked like. I only remember pain.
Either that or some Shrek fighting game also for the Game Boy.
>getting banned for exploits
>in a non-competative game
Lego star wars DS when I was young. I exploited its glitches so much that I literally could not make another save and start fresh. Sent it back to the publisher and they sent me the gamecube version for free.
This frustrating piece of shit
Still trying to beat it, it's impossible
That wasn't a bad game.
Picture related was a bad game though.
Age of Empires II
Kirby Air Ride and Super Star
Paper Mario TTYD
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
Fallout 1 and 2
Silent Hill 2
TimeSplitters 2/Future Perfect
Jet Set Radio
System Shock 2
Hitman Blood Money
Shadow of the Colossus
Secret of Monkey Island
Mount & Blade
Ace Combat 4/5/Zero
Rollercoaster Tycoon 1/2
Dawn of War
Kerbal Space Program
Monster Girl Quest
Contra Hard Corps
C&C Red Alert
Metal Slug X/3
Harvest Moon FoMT/64
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
Master of Orion II
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Devil May Cry 3
Metal Gear Solid 2
All of these meme gemes are the worst.
Fable 3 by far. It came bundled with my black 360. One hour in youre told to lead a man out of a cave by holding his hand. I literally ejected the disc and threw it across the room behind some bookshelves. Fuck your baby shit mollynew
Oh and MGSV too.
Worst game ever objectively.
I hated everything about this game. The voice acting was terrible although I gave it some slack due to being in an era when voice acting was brand new to vidya. I hated the story, it was all over the place and every character in the game was so unlikable that I couldn't even feel empathy for that cat bitch who used to be waffles friend. The gameplay was complete shite. Not only did you have to wrestle with the controls just to move but adding a camera that doesn't even work 80% of the time does not help. Also, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW IN A FUCKING JUMPING PUZZLE AT THE END OF THE GAME FUCKING TEDIOUS SHIT AND TO SOLVE IT YOU HAVE TO DO LEAPS OF FAITH AND SHIT.
Also, the last boss was ass and one of the few times where I legitimately thought "is that it"? Furshit aside, Panta was cool though.
What the fuck happened to that franchise? Every game after the first was just a huge drop in quality; Overdose being tolerable, and everything after that being a train wreck.
PK HD would have been alright if they didn't sell half the fucking game as DLC
I'd have to find it, but there's an interview where Randy claims he gets positive emails about Colonial Marines ON A REGULAR BASIS.
Jesus, Randy. Everyone knows you're a fucking liar but you don't need to be that obvious about it.
This shit. Maybe it was a case of git gud but I only ever managed to not crash for like 10 seconds and I remember I had no fucking clue as to what to do.
Well I think it was this game, I'm not 100% sure all I remember is that it was a SW flying game
>tfw 6"4 and still feel like a manlet
I just wanna be 6"6
>tfw 6"6 and still feel like a malet
I just wanna be 7"1
>height doesn't begin with an 8'
Why do we go on?
Definitely not the worst game ever made, but my least favorite game ever is the new Battlefront. I've never played a game that felt like so little effort, care, or heart was put into it.
Wolverines revenge for the gba stands as one of the most fun and engaging games i've ever played. That final boss was fucking dank and it reminded me of the good old days of vidya when devs didn't treat people like idiots.
>XBOX HUEG tier graphics
>MGS with vampires minus the fun
>if enemies spot you it's an instakill
>you have weapons to fend them off but they're useless
>the screen takes 5 (LITERALLY FIVE) minutes to load after death so you can continue
I think I got to the 3rd level before giving up
You Are Empty takes everything wrong with classic and modern shooters and kludges it together into one big pile of poop.
I'll separate into 2 categories
worst I've played is Hong Kong 97, however I knew the game was shit and obviously didn't pay money for it.
Worst I paid money for and played expecting a good game and not an unplayable shitpile was Metroid Prime 2.
Don't remember how I got this game but
>Stupid difficulty spike on the 3rd level
>Boring gameplay and exploration
>Ugly ass creature and garbage monster-creation system
Define "worst." As in an unplayable mess, a boring slog or something that disappointed and/or made me angry to play? If I consider all 3 it would have to be either Bioshock Infinite or FF13.
This was the first time in my life that I felt true disappointment. Played this after playing the N64 Army Men games.