My normie roommates are playing Pokemon Stadium in the other room and I want to go kick their asses - only i've never actually played stadium and only have basic recollection of the original Pokemon games. Basically I need the quickest primer and some foolproof strategies for this game, stat. Help me, /v/, you're my only hope.
>OP gets his ass handed to him
>his roommates post about it on Reddit
>"I just beat my weirdo 4chan roommate in Pokemon Stadium. It's an epic win for us Reddit brothers and sisters! AMA"
Use your favorites. If they're normies they probably have terrible teams that you can beat with anything. If you lose, kill yourself.
Go back to >>>/r9k/ or tumblr or wherever the fuck you came from.
I'd tell you to go to fucking /vp/, but that place is already shit enough with retards like you already.