How can you say you're a true gamer if you haven't beaten all 32 levels of the original Super Mario Bros. ?
No one of relevance refers to themselves as a gamer, much less a true gamer.
You sound like a faggot and your shit is all retarded if you go around saying that.
The only thing difficult about the original SMB was the awful controls, but it's an easy as fuck game.
you weren't a kid playing video games in the late 80s and early 90s, and you'll never understand what it was like. now you take out your jealousy and confusion on others. i feel sorry for you.
i can't imagine the feeling you feel every day when you wake up:
>"i never played Adventure Island with my little bro after school"
>"i never spent hours playing MUDs on a BBS with friends"
>"a video game has never stoked my imagination and sense of wonder"
pretty sad life you have.
You never got to run around outside, so I feel even worse for you. It's actually kind of sad if you had to depend on a video game for a sense of wonder instead of the real world.