>playing vidya at a friends house
>his parents start fighting
>he starts screaming and yelling at his parents in front of you
never went to his house again.
>go to friends house
>his dad pops-up
>forces me to eat a banana
>playing gta 3 while my dad chokes my mom
>hear her scream me and brother's name
haha good times
>want to go play at friend house because my parents are fighting
>realized I have no friends
how much is a 9mm glock?
>Go to friend's house.
>Made to watch all of ROOTS.
>Really enjoy it but still say nigger a lot when nobody who's easily offended is within earshot.
>Sleep over one night.
>Get offered breakfast.
>It's some super health bullshit with the most disgusting soy crap you can imagine, and a plate full of carrots.
>Get told I have to eat everything or I can't play.
>Tell them they can't make me eat their food.
>The mom slaps me.
>She still wonders why I never visited again after 10 years.
>playing vidya at your friend's along with his bro
>their dad comes home
> he starts yelling at the underarchieving bro
> he says video games rot brains
> they start arguing
>almost throwing punches
> non stop yelling
>your friend cowers
> you keep doing shine dair shine dair shine dair and win every game
>go to some losers house to play shit games
>only there for his hot stepmom
>playing on the gameboy in the car beside an open window
>urge to throw it outside
It's not like I was even being rude about it. I have no trouble admitting to the actual dumb and rude shit I did as a 10 year old, but I was just a meek little kid that tried to explain I don't normally eat breakfast and I wasn't hungry so they didn't need to make me anything - obviously covering up the fact I really really hated carrots at the time and they made me barf once so I tried to avoid that - but then she straight up slaps me for stating she can't make a kid eat her food.
I'm still incredibly bitter about that.
>playing vidya games at friend's house
>friend's Dad walks in
>Pops sleeping in recliner. Empty beer cans surround him.
>Throw Zelda LTTP in the SNES.
>Almost like slow-mo, i look at the screen and switch input and immediately get a half full can of Budweiser to the head, followed by some insults and grunts
I can barely imagine the amount of times he beat my ma while we were babysat away from home.
>"Hey, you want a soda?"
>friend starts walking to the pantry instead of the fridge
I hate those fucking families that don't keep their soda cold. It's usually alcoholics for their icy meme drinks
I should probably just kill myself since my brother actually did something while I was driving off that ramp in the game
>I hate those fucking families that don't keep their soda cold
I often visit a friend who still fucking does that.
I'll often just grab a pop and put it in his fridge for a while before drinking it.
This is the worst offender. Fucking gross. I know it's your own house but have some decency when you have company over.
>super shy as a little boy cause I stuttered
>cute girl down the street has a N64
>watching her play Zelda OoT
>way older brother comes home
>their parents divorce and the girl leaves with the mom
>become the brother's new punching bag
>go to friend's house
>it ain't me starts playing
You wear socks indoors. Being barefoot is as barbaric as being in just boxers as a friend comes over. You just don't do that. It's incosiderate and people don't want to see your sweaty feet.
I can't believe there are pussies that just do nothing when shit like this happens . When my dad came home drunk I imobilized him and told him if he doesen't cut his shit out I'll rip his head off. We haven't really talked since besides saying g'day to eachother cuz mom insists on it but he's a pos and I still have a spine so worth.
>go to friends house
>his parents start fighting
>they end up making out
>go to friends house a lot when younger
>his mom is either topless w/ panties or bottomless w/ a loose shirt
>friend acts like its nothing, apparently its just how she is at home
how is that normal at all?
>When my dad came home drunk I imobilized him and told him if he doesen't cut his shit out I'll rip his head off
Sure you did, sport. I doubt your little kid muscles can overpower a grown man.
Hey anons, have i got a story, or more of confession for you guys.
>Be 17 year old
>Go over to friends house to play some fucking D&D
>His dad is dead, mother never home, she sleeps with lots of guys i hear.
>Only person he has is his little sister who is around 8 or 9 years old, she's super sweet and doesn't like to be left alone so she latches onto anyone she can find.
>Spergy friend brought some alchohol and we start getting drunk as the night goes on.
>2 friends leave already, her brother goes to the restroom leaving me and his sister on his couch
>Pretty shitfaced by that point
>Don't really remember much, think I put her on my lap
>I do remember sticking my hand down her pants and her squirming a bit
>Wake up with her on the opposite end of the couch
>She never told anyone, don't think she really knew what was going on
3 years ago
>tfw don't let anyone to my house ever even when i was younger because im afraid of this
>at friends house playing Dance dance revolution
>haven't masturbated in a day
>tell friends brb and run to second floor into the bathroom
>lay on bathroom floor
>try jacking off
>finally after like 25 min I cum
>all friends are outside watching videos on YouTube on laptop
>"Geez Anon... You were kinda in there for a long time...."
>"Haha yeah it was emergency"
This is why I feel I shouldn't have a cat. I can deal with my bleak and depressing apartment, in fact I thrive in it. But I wouldn't force another living thing to put up with it.
>I don't have the mental capacity to imagine a family with different people and personalities than my own so anything divergent is immediately illogical.
Growing up in shit families really sucks. I had to prevent my mom from committing suicide four times growing up.
She succeeded a few months ago because she moved back to where we lived a decade ago and realized we moved away from there for a goddamn reason.
>go to friends house
>he burns his hands making a cupnoodle
>his mom cusses him out as she drives me home
>got beat up by older kids coming home from school
>get bottle thrown at me for getting beat up
And that is when I started learning to defend myself, I teach martial arts now, its a shame because some of the kids really shit me off.
Fuck you Marty
>Friends always wanted to come over
>Guys my house isn't that clean, I've got animals and other stuff and it's just really dirty
>"Nah it's cool my house is probably worse"
NO IT ISN'T FUCK OFF WITH THAT
>playing vidya at a friends house
>there's like 5 other friends over too
>we start joking malefriend fucking femalefriend
>femalefriend's sister walks in
>she looks right at me
>"please stop telling him to fuck my sister"
>immediately feel bad for the rest of the night
>not just saying PROVE IT
grow a pair
>over at friends house
>his mom's super nice to you
>treats her own son like shit
>always invited people over to come to my house
>most of the time they couldn't
>when they did come over, there was always some sort of argument going on
>fast forward to today
>invite some new friends over
>only to play console ports on PC
>driving on freeway
>sudden urge to jerk the wheel back and forth like a kid pretending to drive
>actually do it
>scare myself so bad I never feel the urge again
>bring friend over
>parents start fighting over trivial bullshit
>decide to go outside and play in the woods for like 4 hours
>come back with friend to relax
>they're still arguing
It worked out okay because my smelly house friend's family had a bunch of camping gear so we would do sleepovers in their back yard with a TV and consoles in a big ass tent. We got to make as much noise as we wanted all night while playing video games in super comfy sleeping bags. Good times.
All my friends were like that.
>mfw I was the weird one only having final fantasy, resident evil and silent hill games
>back in 90's
>friends mom was angry for some reason
>yelling and mad went on good 10 min
>she threathens to cut off power to make us stop playing
>friend tries to negotiate until we save the game
>she constantly ask when we gonna stop
>can't find save point in north crater in FF7, it's at the end, but we were there first time
>whole room went dark
>that weird silence for few seconds
shit was intense.
>sleepover at friend's house when we were all 15
>there's like 5 of us in his huge room
>TV for video games
>wooden tabletop for warhammer 40k
>his mom happily brings us food
>blankets, pillows, video games, and snacks everywhere
>awake until our eyes won't stay open playing max payne, gta 3, fusion frenzy, eating junk food, and painting necrons
>wake up, do it again
>pretty much did this entire summer vacation
>friends with rail-thin, skinny guy
>his mom loves cooking but he'll rarely eat more than a bite
>serves me 3 or 5 course meals every time I come over
>eat it all like the fat bitch I am
Fuck you, video games.
haha wow. this literally just happened to me a few weeks ago.
>co-worked asked if I wanted to hang out after work at his place
>hung out many times but mostly at some other persons place
>at first glance, their apartment looks nice
>sit down on their couch
>suddenly smell something odd
>sit there ignoring the smell
>"hey anon! look at my cats!"
>realize the smell is the smell of cat piss.
>make some excuse and i sit over on their recliner instead
>it smells even worse
>Go to friend's house for the very first time.
>His mom is a complete milf.
>Avoid trying to go to his house because you don't want to spill spaghetti and because you have to look your best.
>Lie about getting excellent grades when friend's mom asks how you do in school.
I had a friend like that except with his two little brothers. They only ever got along when I was over, otherwise he tells me all kinds of horror stories about the shit they did to eachother.
YEah, americans tend to do that. But doing that is fucking bullshit. You can wear flipflops, crocks, sandals, be barefoot, w/e. But don't fucking wear outside shows to walk inside your house. Come the fuck on.
>tfw you liked making enemies more than friends
Sometimes guests keep shoes on. No one wears shoes when they're living there.
People are making a big deal about omg le smelly disgusting feet! in their own home even though sandals fucking exist.
>watching Little Bear with your sister on couch
>hearing parents fighting
>you and sister are just trying to ignore it watch TV
>hear things become violent
>hear Mom shout "ANON!!!!!"
>heart jumps out of chest and run over
>Dad has blood tripping on his face from being scratched from Mom
>They both start blaming each other and making excuses as to why the violence was justified to their 8 year old son
>mom and dad start fighting
>slink off to the living room to play vidya
>when you become enemies with a fucking porn artist
>everyone else hated that kid but liked you
Was the house haunted with a ghost that was possessing her to commit suicide? Did the house remind her of a dead family member that completely devastated her life?
What's the reason anon?
>be about 10 years old
>go to friend's house to play vidya
>stay up all night playing Link's Awakening on a Super Gameboy
>friend explains he needs to take a piss
>friend gets up and pisses in the corner of the room and laughs the entire time
>slept in the living room immediately after
>never went to his house again
Literally everyone I have ever known has asked me to take my shoes off at the door. A lot of homes in America have a small area by the front door that has a different flooring from the rest of the house (tile or linoleum) so carpets or wood don't get dirty.
>mom uses a stuffed tiger's tail to illustrate how huge your dads cock is
It's probably just easier for everyone when they film shit. Take Seinfeld for example, people are literally walking in and out of Jerry's apartment constantly. Now imagine if everyone had to take a few seconds to put their shoes back on and off again, all while seeing their distracting white socks in the picture.
>grab friend's mom's butt
>she shouts at her husband "AT LEAST SOMEBODY"S INTERESTED IN ME AROUND HERE"
>freshman year of highschool
>5'10" tall, 120 lbs
>visibly underweight but my doctor says I'm fine
>at my friends house
>his dad keeps trying to make me eat snacks, gives me seconds at dinner, and if we eat out he pays for my food
It's like he thought I didn't eat at home or something.
>friend comes over to my house to play vidya
>my parents start fighting
Here's your reply you glorious faggot.
>have the coolest tomboy girl friend back in primary
>played the vidya all of the day bro
>fucking mario kart on the N64
>her parents started arguing
>girl can't concentrate and affects her gayman
>look over shoulder and yell at them to shut the fuck up
>girl looks at me in disbelief
Then my parents moved and never saw her again.
The reason is it's fucking newfoundland, she can't find a job as a hairdresser with arthritis and support herself alone so she got involved with a drug dealer who abused her but she was too proud to confess things immediately went to shit the moment she moved back to the fishfucker province where everyone wants all of their friends dead and committed suicide rather than ask to fly back over and live with the family who loves her and the man who loved her.
She literally left my dad because things were going "too good".
My friends house was like that all the goddamn time. It pissed me the hell off cause I never knew how long it was I've been there. It wasn't until I found out that her mom had really bad lupus and that if she was in sunlight for like 10 minutes stuff would shut down. I kinda made sense after that cause she was always doing errands at night and would get us Taco Bell at like midnight. Shit man now that I think about it I got a shit load of these kind of stories for you guys if you want them.
>friend invites me to his house for the first time
>it's across the street from the school so I follow him home to write his address down in my school agenda
>later that day have my mom walk me there
>knock on door
>some toddler asian kid is at the door
>ask for my friend
>asian parent comes and barely speaks any english
>doesn't know what I'm talking about
>the next day ask my friend what the fuck happened
>told me he walked in the wrong house, it was a neighbors
I'm still blown away, we were in military housing so a lot of houses looked the same but still.
>playing games on my pc with friend in the summer
>my dad comes home and completely freaks out on me for playing inside when the weather is nice
>completely over the top, I'm so embarrassed.
I'll never forget this shit, still don't know why he was so angry.
Almost. Though one day he decided to stop being my friend because I called him stupid so
I took his GBA-GameCube cord a couple days before I moved across the country.I was a shitty kid but he was a fucking idiot so we're even.
Sorry, I was getting something to eat. Since it's just you who is interested, would you like me to tell you in private? I don't want to keep talking about it, cause I feel like he browses /v/ sometimes.
>Around 10-12 years old, don't recall
>Playing Golden Axe multiplayer with a friend
>Friend out of nowhere starts to fart, repeatedly
>Try to ignore it, but he keeps doing it
>Calls for his fucking mother
>Mother comes in "Did you just go fart?"
>I'm kinda just staring at the screen now
>"Five big ones"
>I'm in hell
>She comes in and pats him on the head
>Silence for a moment
>"Do you want to play Street Fighter?"
>Awkwardly play Street Fighter for the next hour before I have to leave
>On my way out, hadn't forgotten the weird shit, but it wasn't on my mind
>Heading out the door with his mother (Driving me home)
>Before we get in the car, she asks if I "enjoy farting"
>10-12 years old, no idea what the fuck, just mutter "guess so"
>Silent the rest of the trip, exit the car, make it a point to never talk to the kid again.
At least you don't have friends who will start crying because they feel lonely, are single, never had a girlfriend, keep getting friendzoned, and eing a virgin at age 26.
And yes, they actually do have Autism.
>school's out on a Friday, motherfucker
>riding bikes with your bro to the pizza place, getting two boxes of the greasiest horseshit ever, and heading back to his place
>playing vidya all goddamn day
>he falls asleep at like 9 o'clock like a stupid asshole
>turning off the TV because playing vidya while your friend's asleep doesn't really feel right
>hallway lights are on, better close that door
>friend's hot mom walks by wearing a t-shirt and some pretty risque panties
>seriously, what kind of mother wears that kind of shit
>she just smiles and tells you to have a good night
>not being able to help but stare at her ass as she goes back down the hallway
>not being able to look your friend in the eye the following morning and racing home to masturbate furiously
The worst part is that cat owners can't tell it smells that way.
And cats will claw their way INTO your furniture and then take a piss inside it so you could never ever clean the smell away even if you wanted to.
I did this all the time until their family got a dog. Too fucking allergic.
Which is a shame.
Because I miss camping over there for 2-3 days towards New Year, or 1-2 weeks during summer when his parents leave for a vacation.
>That one kid who had a room that smelt like shit and their controllers were all sticky
John if you're here, you're a dirty unwashed jew. I don't mean that in a mean way, just you literally never washed and your family is jewish.
>Watching Johnny Bravo.
>Mom takes me to her friend's house.
>Her friend has a big ass.
>Quote Johnny Bravo as she walks by, don't remember what it was.
>Mom and her friend get fucking anally annihilated that this 6-7 year old kid said something provocative and I get grounded for a week, spanked and have to write an apology letter.
>Mom goes crazy and dad gains custody of me.
>Dad takes divorce like fucking Christmas
>Spends every week picking up women and bringing it back to the house.
>Those awkward days when I bring friend over to my house and we have to play games as my dad is in the next room making bed creaks and sex sounds.
>Because of this, rarely invite people to the house and rarely spoke to my dad.
>My friends would laugh that I might have a smelly crib because I never told them where I live or invited them over.
My dad simply did not give a fuck.
>at a friends house for a sleepover
>his mom is hot as fuck
>she's wearing a tank top type shirt
>playin vidya in his living room that night
>watch her bend down to put their dog
>mfw she's not wearing a bra
>mfw i saw titty
I rubbed one out in their bathroom later on
Did they grow up to be serial killers? I once read Ted Bundys babysitter once woke up to every knife in the house arranged with the pointed ends pointing at her, he was 3.
>Go to friends house
>Sweep his ass in Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
>"Anon, you can't keep doing that attack, it's cheating!"
>I'm not cheating lol
>"It says so in the manual"
>No it doesn't.
He starts crying
>FINE FINE, IT'S IN THE MANUAL
>Think to myself: What the fuck dude, you're like, 10, stop crying over me winning.
I'm 19 now, and in retrospect, that kid was a pussy.
>Beat him in TimeSplitters: Cheating
>Beat him in some Starwars game: Cheating
>Beat him in James Bond: Cheating
This kid got all the consoles too, and I never did until the 360
in 4th grade,
It didn't stop there.
>His birthday party
>He has an Xbox 360
>Give him The Orange Box
>"Wow! Thanks Anon! I've always wanted to play HL2!"
>His mom gives him Mass Effect
>"Mom, I love you, this is like supposed to be the best game ever."
>He's all excited and shit, but for all of us to be entertained, he puts the Orange Box in.
>Starts up Portal, which makes sense, if you fail the puzzle, the next person tries.
>NOT EVEN THROUGH THE SECOND TEST CHAMBER AND THIS AUTIST HE INVITED TO HIS PARTY PUSHES HIM INTO THE XBOX 360
>Xbox falls behind the TV set
>Screen cuts to black after loud ringing noise comes from speaker
> I was the tech expert among my group of friends (we were like 10 lol)
>Turn it off, set it all back up, set it gently on the TV where it was.
>Boot it up.
>"Anon, what does this mean"
>Well, your Xbox is fucked, you can't fix it.
>Birthday boy starts whaling on the autist, physically assaulting him.
>Birthday boy crying, autist acting retarded
>Go home, play Cossacks: European Wars
It's actually normal in certain ethnic groups.
Non-catholic mexican women are usually naked or in underwear at home.
People from Barbados.
Certain groups of protestant christians.
>Dad picks me and my brother from day care.
>Dad was a sick fuck who enjoyed watching children cry.
>Would buy us games and show us to them in the car, only for him to look for an excuse for him to throw out the window.
>Sneeze on the dashboard,
>Slaps me across the face and proceeds to throw all games out the window while bitching at my 6 year old brother and me to stop bawing.
This faggot would do this shit with candy, games, movies, everything. Weird part is I found when he died in the car crash he only did it because I resembled my mother's face when they divorced back then.
Are you mentally handicapped? Your shoes literally touch the ground all day long. Where dogs shit and people spit on. Would you keep your clothes on if instead of walking, you rolled instead?
>Go to friends house
>He shows me AoE 1 for some reason despite AoE 2 being all the hype at the time
>Suddenly PC powers down
>Realize I moved my foot and it just happened to hit the power button
>He looks at me with this face like "Are you fucking serious?"
>I panic and claim to not know what happened
>that kid who always left early and didn't sleepover at a sleepover
That'd always kill my mood, because it'd always be the coolest kid
>go to rich friend house
>he swears infront of his parents
>cusses them out too when pissed
Jake what the fuck
What the fuck is wrong with rich people
>was supposed to go over a friend's house to play vidya
>he missed the bus, so I played smash 64 with his sister in his room while I waited
>always used kirby
>whenever I grabbed I'd do the up throw and jump along with kirby
>after a few minutes friend's dad storms up stairs yelling "god damn it you two I swear to god if you're at it again I'm gonna start locking you in your rooms"
>mfw I realized a few years later he didn't mean jumping on the bed
I've mentioned the story a few times in past threads on /v/, and really, it was all my fault. I really should let go of this and not dwell on it, as I regret my decisions to this day.
>friend visiting my house
>we are doing homework
>he has to go
>my stepdad REFUSES to let him leave my house before he has completed his homework 100%
>gets scared as fuck and talks about it for years afterwards
What the fuck.
My stepdad was weird and messed up tbh, but he's pretty chill now that me and all my siblings have grown up and left.
>be 12 yo at friends house
>get homesick for no reason
>snivel the whole night on the sofa-bed they set up for me
>my friend feeled kinda uncomfortable, since he heard me crying the whole time
>suddenly he handed me out some handkerchiefs
This was about 10 years ago. I never visited him again,
>tfw trying to see who could stay up the latest
>tfw you win
>Always too polite to use the bathroom while at a friends use
>Always use the sink instead
>Forget to lock the door one time, friends dad finds me with my pants down and my little bow peep ready to go
>He freaks out, asks what the fuck I am doing
>Drags me to the toilet and makes me use it
>Too worried about the 6 foot tall stranger holding me while my dick was out, end up pissing on the wall
I didn't get invited back after that, fucking subhumans.
>Hey man do you have anything to eat? Even just bread?
>Takes out bread from the fridge
Supposedly to make it "last longer." How fucking slowly do you have to go through a loaf of bread that you need to put it in the fucking fridge?
What is with that one emotionally disturbed faggot who thinks it's a good idea to start assaulting people?
>Faggot friend comes over
>we're playing Idon'tfuckingknow something, something old
>he starts chuckling
>punches me in the arm as hard as he could
>look at my brother like "what the fuck?!" since he was his friend
>that's just something he does
>does it through the course of the night
>we all get fed up as they're like 5 of us
>two of us hold him down while the other two go full on FUCKYOCOUCHNIGGA on his ass
>he stopped doing be he was still a fucking queer.
>I don't know why we hung out with that fag.
Are you mentally retarded? Your clothes are touching Items that are never washed and more germ filled than the ground.
Public transportation seats? Yeah those have all kind of shit on them. Doors? Peoples hands who don't wash, mucus, blood and other shit. Crowded mall? You're brushing up against people and who knows what they've been doing. It's the same shit. But keep thinking it isn't
>girls taking their shoes off and warming their feet by the fire
>be upstairs at friends house, playing pokemon on seperate gameboys
>his mom comes in, tell my friend to vacuum his room, he says no
>she gets fed up and just comes in to do it herself
>she must have forgotten she was in her nightgown
>as she moved her arm back and forth, her entire boob slowly slipped out
thank god I was laying down during the whole thing
>friend comes over to your house
>try to show him cool games because all he has is shovelware and shit
>hes completely uninterested
>Friend comes over to play videogames
>fight over who gets to be first player
>friend calls his mom to pick him up
>get invited to kids' house
>his pet dog is half dingo
That thing always chased me when we tried to play outside.
>tfw you play alone after all of them asleep
>sleepover at friend's place
>he invites a kid I don't know
>he has a DS with Mario Kart
>few hours past, it's bed time, stranger kid and I get paired in the same room
>We play Mario Kart all night, taking turns, and there was a blizzard outside.
>Have a great time with this kid
>Never see him again.
Wonder what happened to him...
>you will never be a hot MILF teasing pre-teen boys
>Friends over at my house playing vidya
>My parents start fighting
>"Hey you want some soda?"
>Takes it out of the cupboard
>Ask him why he doesn't keep that shit in the fridge
>"Doesn't taste nice when its cold"
>Be young teen
>Some guy in our "friend circle" that tend to be the butt of the joke more often than not invites me to his home.
>What would possibly go wrong?
>He hits his parents when they talk back to him.
>He wanted to put some porn on his TV to watch in the bed with the covers on, was hard to dissuade him.
>girl sneaks into my tent
>she unzips my sleeping bag
>pretend to be asleep
>holy shit she grabs my dick
>Jerks me to completion
>Un fucking believable
>Leave the tent the next morning with a shit eating grin on my face
>Oh right all boys camp
>playing vidya with friend
>little brother walks in, friend beats the shit out of him
>dad walks in, beats the shit out of my friend, tells him not to beat up his younger brother
what the fuck
>wanting to sleep on the floor or the couch
>that awkward feeling when waking up and having family members start waking up really early
>just end up going home soon after anyway
>walk into class
>its sex ed class
>playing vidya with friend
>talks shit when he's winning, turns into an obnoxious ape
>loses his fucking shit when he loses, acts like he's on his period, says I screen peeked and calls it all bullshit
I'm still better than that cunt.
>Go to a friend's house
>Can hear this parents having sex upstairs
>Uh, where's the bathroom?
>Jerk off picturing his parents having sex
>sleep over at rich friend's house
>he has PS3, with MGS4 (just came out, must have been 13)
>Weird friend (not the rich one) is sharing the pull-out couch with me
>Goes onto RedTube on the rich kid's laptop
>Starts jerking off next to me
>Starts talking to himself saying shit like "oh yeah you slut", "oh yeah you whore", "fuck yeah" etc.
>Look at him and say "what the fuck are you doing faggot?"
>He dead stares at me and says "Don't tell anyone"
>He goes to the bathroom to finish
Why was this kid my friend ever, what the fuck was the matter with him?
When I'm at home by myself I sit in nothing but my fucking underwear. I'm doing it right now. Whitey-tighties, not boxers. If some random person hows up at my door I'll grab some pajamas from the dresser 2 feet away from me, but not socks. If I'm anticipating actual company coming over I'll have an outfit picked out, but still no socks. They're unnecessary unless it's cold. I'd honestly prefer if people that came to my house did the same, I don't want them stepping in dogshit or something and then tracking shit particles through my carpet.
>playing vidya at friend's house
>his mum tells him to clean the dishes
>he says he'll do it after I leave
>she screams at him to do it and ends up smacking him with a ladel
He later told me that his mum had to beat him with the metal bar part of a vacuum cleaner because everything else broke on him.
I know that feel.
>mfw my friend's parents always treated me better than their own children
>mfw parent cucking
>friend comes to sleep over at 7:00pm
>he falls asleep at 10:00pm
>tfw my elementary school from eight years ago has ZOIDS on VHS in addition to Starship Troopers: Roughnecks, because of me.
>go to bathroom
>his dad kept playboys next to the toilet
>sex ed class in highschool
>some kid says there is some weird yellow stuff on his glans
Jesus christ, how hard is it to wash yourself
I saved that image because I had the original photo hanging in my bay side country house in BC
It always ignited my imagination want to live or play a game where you are in a comfy lighthouse home, completely isolated from society
>go to friend's house
>they have dogs
>go over friends house
>woop his ass at a game
>"you're only winnining because this and that"
>change class to accommodate all his complaints
>woop his ass still
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" autist yell from my friend
>his mom thinks I'm picking on her son at his house
>she tells me I should stop being rude at other peoples house
>my friend doesnt say shit
>Sleepover at friend's house
>Wake up with a burning pain in my anus
>Can't remember what happened the night before
>sleep over at friends house
>wake up before he does
>go out to his back yard for some reason
>he was a stick thing to lock his patio door
>end up locking myself out
>too embarrassed to knock and wake him up
>wait 1-2 hours outside until he wakes up
>the scratching noise dogs made when running towards the door when you arrived before it even opened.
>Suddently mom is laughing alone
>''Mom, what are you laughing at?''
>Shes holding her phone
>She shows me what she was looking at...WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE THOSE TRAPS?!
>Laugh with her
This happened just yesterday
>Go to a friends house
>Having a wonderful time playing vidya
>Dinner, they are ordering take out!
>mfw I remember their entire family is vegan
>that one friend you could never beat at smash
>that one friend that was slightly better off than you
>that one friend whose dad didn't walk out on him
>that one friend that was unafraid to pursue his dreams
Anton, if you're reading this I hope you get signed to a big label. You're the Yugi to my Kaiba bro.
>friend invites me over to play vidya
>get there at noon
>tell dad to pick me up at 19:00
>we start playing Smash Brothers
>an hour later he gets a call from his girlfriend
>they talk for an hour and a half on the phone
>happy because we'll finally get to play again
>"My girlfriend wants to hang out so I'm going to go"
>His parents don't want to drive me home
>no one at home when I call to ask for a ride
>his parents also don't want me to be left alone in his room
>have to sit in the living room with his parents
>they have the TV on but it's just boring Saturday TV shows
>keep trying to call home for a ride but no answer
>they have lunch but don't offer me anything
>I'm stuck there until 19:26
>filled with rage at my friend
>stop talking to him after that day
>parents start fighting
>masturbate to control the fear and anxiety
>never want to go to his house again
>because you are a good friend you invite him over to your house more
>you tell your parents your friends parents are fighting so your friend can come over more without having to worry about parents getting mad
>Friend tells you to calm down "they're friendly"
>Dogs are twice your size and barking relentlessly
>that kid who put ketchup in the fridge
>going over to parents friends' house
>all my parents friends houses smelled really weird, all had the same sort of weird smell
>would usually hang out with the kid there, we'd play GTA (wasn't allowed to play it at home) and Tony Hawk
>years later discover that that smell was weed
>every single person in my family, and every one they know is an alcoholic stoner
>they probably let me play GTA because they were too high to give a shit
>Friend sleeping over
>He's on a mattress on the floor
>We're joking about masturbation and shit
>I start jerking it beneath the covers
>"Anon, are you actually doing it?"
>"Nope, just pretending"
>not putting your ketchup in the fridge
>That friend that lived in a weird dysfunctional monoparental household
>Lived with his mother and his little sister in his aunt's flower shop
>Entire alimentation consists of nothing but pop tarts, corndogs, ramen cups and Michelina's frozen dinners
>His mom's fat as shit and uses one of those fat/old people scooter things
I bought him a GBA so we could play Pokémon together, otherwise he didn't have money for video games, but we still had fun playing games we copied on floppies from our school's computer lab on his mom's old Mac. I also passed him every comics and books I got after I read them. I wonder where he is right now.
>that kid who traded your Pokemon to his cartridge while you were sleeping
>Be 6th grade
>Going to hang out with supposed qt I met over facebook who goes to other middle school
>An hour away on the bus, my dad takes me
>Arrive and realize that she's actually ugly
>The moment I turn around to say goodbye to my dad he's practically half-way down the block
>Hang with her for two hours
>She goes home, yet can still talk to me on the phone
>Call my dad, tell him to get me
>He takes two hours to arrive
>get home, get on imvu
>she dumps me later that week
Fuck you Rebecca, you Jewish cunt.
>I had a big ass lab retriever
>aggressive and active as hell
>barks loud and big
>friend comes over
>immediately runs and jumps on to of him
>yelling gets dog more excite
>starts humping him
>my dog raped my friend
>more than once
>friend always has like twenty boxes of cereal and a shitload of poptarts
>wonder how he hasn't gone through that shit already
>Trying to play vidya
>"Anon I got to walk the dogs"
>Pauses game, and returns like twenty minutes later
>teacher plays that video with the woman giving birth
Your friend was a moran since refrigerating bread makes it stale and kills nutrients. However, you probably mean some sort of processed, pre-sliced loaf of bread in a bag, so nothing of value was lost.
I was twelve then, I'm almost 19 now.
>that friend who snuck into your house and stole your xbox
Fuck you Dillon, you scumbag piece of shit. I hope that heroin you pawned it off for treats you well.
>playing at friend's house which was literally a 5 minute walk from my house
>first time I was at a friend's house ever
>get homesick and start crying
>friend's mom picks me up and pats me on the back while I cry on her shoulder
>Visit friends house for the first time
>His house stinks of shit, piss, general filth
>One parent is a drunk, can smell it on his breath, the other is nowhere to be seen
>Literally need to kick empty beer cans out of the way to get to his room
>His room is spotless
>Wait what is that smell
>Instead is a death fucking hamster that is clearly starting to rot
>Ask him what the fuck
>"Yeah its funny lol"
>Get the fuck out of there
>Had a friend who is a foreign girl with heavy accent.
>Her family is always inviting me her to the house and telling me to sleep over. Telling me that she rarely has friends and she has to become more sociable.
>One day as my parents go on vacation by themselves and sister sleeps over her friends house, I decided to sleep over my friend's house.
>Her parents happily oblige. Her mom calls it a sleep over. Sets my bed on the floor in my friend's room.
>This goes on for years.
Didn't know what the fuck was going on at the time, but thinking about it now, it felt like the parents were trying to set me up with their daughter or something. I don't have any explanation. They could have been pedophiles who get off on the idea of two underage kids having sex. Could be because I don't understand foreign customs or I probably looked like a tomboyish girl as a kid.
He specifically told me it was to make it last longer. And it was a preservative loaded sliced bread, nothing fancy.
Not all breads do. Even the good stuff will last a while if you keep it in a bag.
>That one kid who invited you to his house to play some /tg/
>What is with that one emotionally disturbed faggot who thinks it's a good idea to start assaulting people?
They think differently, so people might be tempted not to punish/yell at them when they do wrong because when they're not enjoying themselves, they really make it known, and seeing a kid suffering and making it known to that extent isn't something they wanna see.
That's pretty stupid though, that's the entire point of punishing a kid, so they don't want to be punished again.
He's also not directly suffering more from the punition than another kid, it's just his young autism kicking in, making him want to communicate how much he thinks it's unfair that he gets punished when he should get his way in every circumstance.
Of course, you can have dialog too, but when your kid is assaulting people, you have a very obvious line to draw that should probably have been drawn earlier.
>Friend has this giant fluffy black dog the size of two kids
>Friend tells me to follow him, exits running
>Dog is crouching looking at me
>I look at it confused
>Friend apparently came back and gets in the middle just in time
I thought I was dead meat
>that kid that's really good friends with you and your friend group
>never gets to go to any sleep overs because he's deathly allergic to cats
>couldn't host them because he was living in a tiny apartment because his parents were stationed her for some short term military job
Sorry Justin ;_;
>that kid you always traded games with every Friday
That shit was the best, until he started "forgetting" to return it. Fucking took me forever to force his ass to bring my X-men Legends back.
>Go over to friends house
>His mom always decorates the house seasonally and it always smells good
>That friend who was a Jehova's witness
>Was also a massive fucking weeb, his room's walls were plastered with posters and wallscrolls of the usual shonen weeb shit: Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, etc.
>Introduced me to animu, mango and JRPGs
>I didn't get why he always refused to come to my birthday parties until years after the fact
>that kid you bullied in middle school because you were so low on the social ladder you needed someone else to throw beneath you
>kid gets so fucked up he angrily molests a girl on a bus and gets sent to juvie
>all because he didn't watch the simpsons
Hate when that happens.
>parents fought everyday, EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING DAY until I was 15 and they finally separated.
>omg anon it must be so hard for you right now
>tried not to show how fucking ecstatic I was
Ten years later and I'm still glad it happened.
>they start fighting about sex
At least I learned how to go numb so I could keep playing video games.
What does it matter? If you weren't molested then why are you complaining? You sound like one of those faggots who gets all pissed because in your paranoid mind you've deduced that someone is a pedo with zero proof and thus should be thrown in jail.
Moved less than a year ago. Bought two loaves of bread because I realized I go through it pretty fast.
Second goes bad after four or five days, completely unopened.
Fuck no. I put that shit in the freezer and don't pop it out till i'm done with the first. I never understood why my guardians used to do that when I was younger, but damn if i'll never forget my disbelief.
>out on the field at school playing handball one day
>for some fucking reason, me and my friends are pushing each other around
>not even fighting
>push this one guy and he falls down
>he gets pissed off and starts crying even though we've been doing this for a couple minutes already
>he pushes me into a fence
What, have you never had an unrelenting stream of Diarrhea stream out of your asshole so hard it hurts for days?
Shit fucking burns.
>spend a night at friend's house
>friend has a rottweiler
>he isn't fixed
>take dog to spare room while everyone is asleep
>stroke it off and let it fuck me
>this is my first time
>dog gets spooked
>pulls out while his knot is still engorged
>almost black out from pain
>go back to bed
>no one suspects a thing
Did it 4 more times with his dog on separate occasions
I'm so fucked up
Fuck. I thought people who were scared of dogs were the biggest cucks on the planet, then I nearly got mauled by a Pitbull at work. Fucking hell.
>went to play vidya to friends house but he wanted to watch porn with his other friend, probably his first time
>they laughed at me cause I didn't want to watch it
>porn was nothing new to me since i've seen it since 1st grade, but they didn't know
>went back to his room to play vidya
>told to kids at school that he watched porn
>he didn't want me to come into his house anymore
>I was like, ok if that's what you want
>stopped being friends
Year later he tried to ask how i was doing, but i didn't care anymore, 10 years later he tried to be friends again, but I haven't cared about friends since i turned 17. Now at 29, it's just hilarious memory.
>teacher plays the birth video
>weird kid that sat and always ate his skabs: "that was hot!"
>That friend who has a religious as shit mom.
>Go to his house and there are crosses, figurines of saints and pictures of Christ all over the house.
>As I leave the house, his mom would have me pray with her and friend and tell me God loves me.
Didn't figure out until later when I grew a brain that she was trying to save me and indoctrinate me since my parents were agnostic and never seen around the local church.
>That guy who used to always pick fights with everyone, was super violent and driving everyone crazy, actually caused one of our teachers to burn out
>Years later, local newspaper announces he's been killed in a fight by a friend of his while they were on a roadtrip
Can't say I was surprised
>angrily molests a girl
Don't know why but that made me laugh.
>parents fought everyday, EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING DAY until I was 15 and they finally separated.
Jesus me too. And my dad yelled and insulted me to tears often too. He had no job for like the last 5 years of the marriage saying he bought and sold stocks online, really brings in no income at all. Was so glad that they got divorced when I turned 16.
>mom had a friend who's kinda a poorfag
>was invited to the house, brought his son with her
>son has that mischievous look on his face but I tried not to have any prejudices
>My PS2 is lying next to the TV
>After they're finally gone I started up my PS2, booted up DQVIII
>Noticed that the fucking memory card is missing
>panic as fuck
>told mom of what happened, she instantly suspects her friend's son
>me, my brother and my mother goes on a search the next day at school and confronted the kid
>said along the lines of "I don't know, never saw it"
>We never found that memory card, thus I bought another one
>Few weeks my mom gave me a memory card, told me that his mother gave it to her
>was pretty excited
>All saves are either corrupted or lost
Bad couples fight over everything. It's less the result of misunderstandings and fuckups and more about psychological warfare between the two parties. The more they resent each other, the more they try to tear each other down to get the pressure off themselves.
>playing vidya at a friends house
>his parents come in and start to beat him
>you will never be young enough again to have sex with ur friends mom
>she won't ever notice that the 12 year old you has a boner and goes in the bathroom while your friend is playing games
>she won't ever jerk you off complaining about how her husband is never home anymore
>you will never develop a sexual bond with ur friends mom
I think it was because they were religious and I mentioned that I didn't go to church once. After that they always treated me like shit even though I didn't do nearly as much bad shit as their kid did.
Not him but my parents would fight literally every day as well.
It was always about business and money.My dad's fucked, though. He once punched my mom in the face (had to get stitches) because they wouldn't agree on the color of a dress a woman was wearing. Still don't know why my mom married him.
Last time I posted my sleepover stories I got banned.
I was too
We used to get together every now and then at one of our friends house and we'd have like three or four tvs. Sometimes I got tired of playing with them or some of them simply stopped playing so I'd pop in Mass Effect or Oblivion.
>Started giving me shit for playing "boring" games
>Fast forward a couple of years
>ME3 so amazing, Skyrim best game ever!
I like to rub in their faces how they ate their shit every now and then
You're a good guy anon. I had assholes friends who insisted on never sleeping when they got the chance to play on my consoles. I was fine with them playing as long as they wanted during the day but damn it they never seemed to sleep and would bother me all night with questions.
>Best buddy lives a house down
>literally loved all the same shit
>has a game room above his garage that isn't connected to the house
>rough house like motherfuckers and stay up all goddam night playin video games
>That sly fucker had a NES, SNES, N64, Playstation, AN ACTUAL DONKEY KONG ARCADE MACHINE
>motherfucking girls gone wild commercials at 3am
>Saturday morning cartoons start at 6am
>we do this for 5 years+
>have to move away
>never have a friend like that ever again
I wish we could reconnect but it can never be the same.
Never found another friend like him.
>have to move because of my dads job
>those friends you had absolutely no problems with whatsoever and you were all perfect bros
>countless summer nights involving some manner of vidya, card game, activity, or just shooting the shit
>still somehow drifted apart
Mike, Ryan, I'm still here, guys. Come over anytime you want to relive that happiness again.
They are, you just have to flex your muscles at a dog to show dominance. When my dog was alive I'd occasionally flex my arm right in his face and tell him he can't take on this to establish who's top dog.
>walk into class
>tv cart is always in our class
>never used it the entire year
>playing vidya at a friends place
>his older brother got sent to military school because he was kind of a bad kid and is back now, more or less straight, but still has a nasty temper and fights.
>he has 2 of their dark age of camelot accounts taken up so he can have a buffbot while playing BG
>friend wants the bot account so i can play with him
>bigbro says no, needs it because he's in the middle of a raid
>friend shuts his laptop off in the middle of said raid to get the account unlocked
>huge fight ensues
>bigbro punches friend down, beats the shit out of him while hes on the ground (punches him in the torso/abdomen/upper arms so their parents won't see since my friend would never rat on him)