got pretty weak after the 5th or 6th circle tho
i mean for fucks sake the malbolgia were just fucking time challenge rooms
I don't understand how or why it flopped. It's an improvement over Playground of Destruction in literally every way.
For me it's The Last of Us. It really doesn't deserve the amount of shit it got for "being a movie" and all that. It's an incredibly solid game, especially the multiplayer. It's a shame TLoU came out prior to all the Microshills jumping ship due to the XBONE being a fucking disaster. I think if TLoU came out now it'd be much better received here as 99% of the Microfaggots mow own PS4's.
Honestly that applies to every game I like.
I can't think of a single game I've ever loved in my 26 years of playing video games that /v/ doesn't hate and shit all over regularly.
>Satan's floppy cock
>Dante's CGI ass
It was pretty gay to be honest, but still fun. It felt like the God of War developers made it.
>The Last of Us. It really doesn't deserve the amount of shit it got for "being a movie"
If the last of us got one thing right it was the melee combat system, bashing people in the face with lead pipes was never this fun.
Thanks for your contribution, faggot. I see you're really bringing the standard of posts up. Well done.
>Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Muh nigga. They ripped off FFX something fierce but it was an enjoyable game and pretty difficult. I tried to replay it years later on 360 but it was glitchy as shit.
>I tried to replay it years later on 360 but it was glitchy as shit.
Same, but these were due to the 360's emulation problems. I bought it for my PS2 and it ran fine, it was great. Ended up 100%'ing the fucker last year.
Wasn't that game about Dante beating the shit out of Death and stealing his scythe to go kill the Devil because he fucked Dante's bitch? And then immediately fighting his way back out of Hell itself because fuck you?
How could you not like that?
Never see anyone talking about this, but it's really fucking good.
Kingdoms of Amalur: The Reckoning.
Huge, expansive world with fun, simple gameplay. The only thing I really disliked was the fact that that tryhard faggot Salvatore wrote some of the overtly-meh lore.
I liked the game alot, but was all the nudity really necessary? I mean tits in your face right at the beginning, tits with monsters coming out, floppy dicks.
It made it hard to show people, it's a very fun concept but if i wanted to show it to someone i had to constantly wary of tits coming out of the walls.
As much as i liked it though, the game was pretty mediocre in terms of gameplay, at times it got tedious and i had to take frequent breaks.
That game has some cool concepts, but it's FAR too easy. You have to actively plan ahead, clear zones in the correct order and be careful not to lock a zone to your current level by stepping into it too early.
You also have to avoid any extra sources of exp, never use the fateshift mechanic, never use armor that's too protective, never use the overpowered spells like meteor, never craft masterwork items etc. etc.
It's a huge hassle just to keep some semblance of challenge in the game.
I'd be lying if I said I was okay with what happened to him in GTA V but I can't say that he didn't have it coming. Never do meth, make it but don't take it least you end up like him.
I liked the lore, setting and that sweet pointy crown thing. The fact that you break the chains that hold satan periodically while you go through the circles. Not knowing what they really are but smashing them cause they in yo way. Then satan taunts you about it.
Otherwise combat was meh, the absolve/damn mechanic made no difference. I just did one till i was fully leveled then the other.
campaign wise i agree but the fucking multiplayer in ME3 was amazing. The microtransactions didn't really get in the way either, it was easy to farm credits, all the free dlc for it was really fucking cool too
>mfw 4 krogan warlords on a team
>mfw all the biotic hammer blasts going off
did you notice that the blocks are only in 7 different colors?
they represent the 7 deadly sins and your job is to not be consumed by them, so you have to eliminate your urges to commit them. Eventually you will feed into your urges and lose, which is the fate of humanity
Word, I have to admit being really impressed with the multiplayer in ME3. I was one of those naysaying faggots who thought it'd be a clunky unnecessary tumor on the game and it ended up being one of the most redeeming parts. Tight, focused gameplay that didn't overextend itself and was really damn fun. The way you unlocked new races and classes was kinda annoying but I can forgive it.
I played through the series on the PS3 (was a terrible port but my only option) a few months ago and rocked the multiplayer hard. Seemed like there were still plenty of players.
Some of this is just such vulgar bait
>Shitty overrated ripoff of another shitty overrated series
>A game literally based on a 500 year old book
Good to know.
>mfw I just looked for ME3 on steam and remembered its on origin
>The Last of Us
>ITT: Fuck you, I liked it
Stuff like this makes me fucking sick to be on /v/. The only people that don't think this is a masterpiece are trolling /v/ fucktards that didn't play it.
>Gameplay-wise ME 3 is one of the best third person shooters ever made.
maybe if you only count regen health cover shooters, but it was just ME2 with some minor improvements and a lot of annoying enemies
To be fair, gameplay is pretty independent of the story's source material. And from what I understand, Dante's Inferno was pretty much just a God of War clone in the gameplay department.
But why take the bait, anon? Stay on topic and tell us what game you like in defiance of shitposters
I'm not sure what you're trying to say in this post. Are you saying you're sick because he liked The Last of Us, or sick that /v/ doesn't like The Last of Us, or sick that most people do like The Last of Us?
Either way, I'm not sure what your boggle is, friend. /v/ shitposted non-stop for weeks about the game and it's a top contender for a thread on /v/ about games which "fuck you, I liked".
Calm down and explain yourself.
Yeah, I suppose I could come up with some better TPS if I tried but I got nothing atm. I really didn't find any of the enemies to be annoying though, honestly one of the things I liked about ME3 was that it struck the perfect balance of challenging and satisfying on Insanity (using a ME2 import). I never died enough to get pissed off but I didn't breeze through it like I did ME2.
I had a lot of fun with this.
First RPG, Sakuraba was the reason I thought MIDI music wasn't total shit. Had no idea it was so cliche until I replayed it years later. Always has a place in my heart and I'll forever be salty we never got a sequel of Finn exploring the underworld for his father.
>It made it hard to show people, it's a very fun concept but if i wanted to show it to someone i had to constantly wary of tits coming out of the walls.
Are you fucking 13? Get the fuck out.
Of course it was necessary. He was in hell you fucking pleb, of course shits is going to be gnarly down there.
Dantes Inferno is actually a better God of War than God of War is, Im right there with you, OP. I would actually put it up there with some of my favorites.
Speaking of favorites, fuck you I like Fable.
Yeah, I did. I never said Wrath of Cortex is nearly as great as those but its still fun. Yes, the game has problems but honestly, the biggest complaint I hear about this game are the load times, which are almost nonexistent on the Xbox version.
I would have fucked the one lady and she would have eaten me with her pussy-mouth or whatever it was.
So your post was so stupid even you knew it would be called out.
Best co op game of all time. There's actually a fair amount of technical skill involved in being good at mercenaries / professional mode. My friend and I got retardedly good at mercenaries
When it runs its a pretty damn fun game. My biggest gripe is Arno himself. Almost any other character would have been a compelling lead, but Arno just comes off as a bit of an asshole.
Look, I dont want to hate on you like this, you're just upsetting me. We've got an infinite pile of dreck in this industry and you're putting down one of the fews games that basically said "fuck you, we do what we want" to live up to its fucked up setting because the people you know are too sensitive to seeing boobies. Nothing about Dante mercilessly ripping people apart with a weapon made of a spine, ITS THE TITS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM.
>am i wrong?
Thats Ac Unity, and that is actually a very compressed and upscaled screenshot of the ps4 version i took myself.
I am surprised it looks this good on ps4 actually.
Now for the serious reply. It's as if you didn't read my posts, I personally don't have a problem with the nudity. Did you read that? Are you sure?--> I'm fine with the nudity. <--
However, a few of the people i often talk to have a problem with nudity. This makes it hard to shill a game i want others to enjoy if it contains material that said person doesn't tolerate. My best friend in particular, around the time I played said game, had a very hard time attempting to complete the game, which he never accomplished. This was because his family wasn't ok with nudity. Imagine how many sales they lost because parents were not ok with nudity in video games? I'm fine with the nudity, but from a marketing standpoint it doesn't make much sense. It makes the creator lose sales, it makes some people uncomfortable, and it makes it harder for people to experience the game.
I have to ask again if you or your friend were 13. Its obviously not a kids game, if your parents are the deciding factor in you getting a game because of nudity, then you're too young to be playing it anyways.
This type of thing should be supported. Not nudity in general, but a creator of art (I don't want to get into an argument over that either, video games are objectively art) doing what they feel is right or correct to get their point across. In this case, visceral created a game that was obviously supposed to make people uneasy, and they did it even better - they made it so offensive that people can't play it around other people, unless of course said people are grown adults with a firm grasp of reality and an actual interest in video games.
Anyways im getting off point, my original question was if you were 13, because it certainly sounds like it.
Id also like to note that I have played the game in front of many people, friend and family, and most people (dad and other religious people aside) were kind of mind-blown at how demented the game was, in a way that piqued their interest.
Thats a good thing, if you ask me.
I don't see why age has to play a significant role in whether or not my argument is valid. Surely the game should stand up to the original media it was portraying, but because of that, I see people question whether or not it flopped. I can't get a straight answer from the 5 minutes i spent on google. But as important as staying true to your work is, making money should be equally important.
Games like CoD and Halo were very popular among people too young to purchase it without a parent's consent. I'm sure they wouldn't have done nearly as well if they decided to flop tits in your face.
Dante's Inferno is a good game. It's fun, it stays true to the source material. But adding nudity was unnecessary. End of story. Tits are good, but did it need tits? No it didn't. It certainly didn't need Satan's meaty cock either.
>Fight Night Series (/v/ doesn't care about sports games in general)
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2
>Red Steel 2
>Smash Bros Brawl
>Batman Arkham Origins
>The Last of Us
>Almost every Zelda game ever made, including Skyward Sword
This is the only game in the series that actually felt enjoyable to play through for me.
I liked it too OP. it just got overshadowed by angry Greek guy thats angry at someone else because he killed his own family, the game.
>'m sure they wouldn't have done nearly as well if they decided to flop tits in your face.
Cortana is basically naked. Especially in Halo 4 she looks very, very naked. One of the biggest franchises in gaming.
Is your point that every game should be some completely politically neutral work or otherwise it wont sell well?
From what I can gather DI probably didnt sell well, but honestly more factors into a games sales than just if it has boobs or not. GoW 1 had boobs and a sex minigame. You didn't see the minigame, but you heard it, and you could see those boobs for as long as you want. Dantes just goes a little harder with it. I think the real reason DI failed is because everyone was talking about how much of a GoW clone it was. Im pretty sure you would find that most people would actually appreciate how disgustingly nuts the game is. If anything, thats WHY it sold what it did, that was part of their advertising after all.
>Dante's Inferno is a good game. It's fun, it stays true to the source material. But adding nudity was unnecessary. End of story. Tits are good, but did it need tits? No it didn't. It certainly didn't need Satan's meaty cock either.
I missed this part.
There is no defined necessity in any game. And why is nudity considered "unnecessary" but violence isnt? This is a very victorian attitude for you to have.
Not many AW fans enjoyed it and I feel like I count all the other fans of BW with my fingers.
Try posting games that got below an 80 on Metacritic.
>If anything, thats WHY it sold what it did, that was part of their advertising after all.
>"they didn't want to make TOO much money"
> And why is nudity considered "unnecessary" but violence isnt?
Because despite what you might think, people aren't carbon copies of you. Some have problems with nudity in games, and in most cases it seems more people have a problem with nudity than violence.
Like is an overstatement, I guess, but I thought it was alright for what it was.
>>If anything, thats WHY it sold what it did, that was part of their advertising after all.
>>"they didn't want to make TOO much money"
this makes no sense.
>Because despite what you might think, people aren't carbon copies of you. Some have problems with nudity in games, and in most cases it seems more people have a problem with nudity than violence.
My question was why is it unnecessary. I imagine there were more tits in Inferno than there were people fighting Death with a giant scythe.
>My question was why is it unnecessary.
The whole discussion has been based around answering that question, and justifying my answer. It's obvious you faggots don't read so im done replying.
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Fuck you I like it more than Soul Reaver 1 and Defiance.
I don't know if you're aware, but this sort of classical Western mythology generally had monsters with human parts but in the nude
For the same reasons that the gorgons in God of War have tits, so too does Satan have a giant floppy dick
What, you think Satan was a eunuch or some shit?
Your post includes nothing that would lead me to believe you were aware of that.
But if you were, why are you such a little bitch?
>oh I-I can't show my friends this game 'cause there's boobies in it
Grow a pair
Like honestly, literally nobody is going to give a shit except of sex-negative Puritans and feminists.
I don't care that it's an unoptimized piece of shit, it's my new favorite MMO.
>but there is more than one post you know that right?
It's entirely my fault for not interpreting "if you learned how to read" as "if you read the entire discussion I had with another person throughout this thread"
That's my bad.
Even though Inferno is already a great departure from what the contents of the book actually are, I honestly cannot imagine how they would do Purgatorio.
Like, are there even monsters in Purgatorio? I only read it once years ago so my memory is foggy, but it was a much more relaxing journey than Inferno.
It was just "here's all these contemporary assholes who weren't as bad as the guys I decided went to Hell, watch them be tortured less severely so that they can get to Paradiso at some point"
>It's entirely my fault for not interpreting "if you learned how to read" as "if you read the entire discussion I had with another person throughout this thread"
>That's my bad.
It is, but i forgive you.
>wanted to like it so much but just couldn't
>all the small gripes that added up to a crappy experience are gone and now it's dank
I'm in warbros and have a 50, you niggers better gear up for some raidin'
Nudity is bad and takes away from sales. This game flopped not solely from this reason, but it played a great role in it's sales. You aren't getting a sequel because they fucked up and overlooked this fact.
Exclusively the DS entries. Pure stylus controls just ruins it for me. Its a shame too because in Spirit Track's case I still have a lot of positive things to say, such as Zelda's characterization and the music was pretty charming.
Also I played them on 3DS, so while this isn't really the game's fault, the 3DS mic is so weak that the flute sections literally made me light headed.
Kind of want to play it again with my boy friend and my roomie.