call me a newfag but these threads always crack me up
you be the judge of that
DP was basically a homage to TP.
It has everything from the wacky humour to the dark/surreal sections of the show.
Although, get ready to invest tons of time into many characters. Season 2 is usually 5 minutes of screentime with Cooper and 20 minutes of screentime with James "Perfect Jawline" Hurley.
anyone else have some of these with the ridiculously long filenames?
I always wanted to do the blending, but having a little something at the end of it, like a symbol flashing for a few frames ore something with a music sting, to let the player know "pick up your controller because in 3 seconds that shit you saw in the cutscene is about to come at you like a spider monkey"
This one needs a better one
Whats weirder, that nigga had to have a fucking rice dick to fit into the pee hole, or both were too dumb to know what hole to put it in, jesus christ
At least they never had children
>Dark Souls 1
>die to the Bell Gargoyles for the second time
>casul friend wants to try
>never played DS
>dies 5 times on the way
>with my help he reaches the boss
Fuck this shit. Not like that fight is hard, but like with every boss you can die easily if you fuck around, especially with SL1 and virtually no armour.
Still, how? Why?
You could have just said bird if you didin't know.
No matter how many times I see this the editing still impresses me.
This implies anyone was worried that it would harm the gays to attack EA. Faggots spend their whole lives getting pounded they can take a hit. That's why they won the Golden Poo.
>It's like poetry, it rhymes
I have bad news for you anon...
It's very real.
>You merely adopted the fetish. I was born in it - moulded by it. I didn't have vaginal until I was alreay a complete woman.png
I did this with my mate with a boss in Bloodborne. He was trying to play it "realistically", but like most bosses in souls games, you just roll and take pop shots to win. He's still pissed.
>What on earth are they thinking?
My guess is that the girl got out to open the gate, somehow fucked shit up, called the guy to come help, and they were trying to get the car back inside so that no one would know that they were the one who broke it and force them to fix it
I used to be able to tell this shit apart.
But since like 2008 or so its gradually been getting harder, to the point where its extremely difficult to tell what's being written in jest and what is deadly serious. I hate this fucking world.
More often than not you'll see a lot of stuff thats actually serious as opposed to satire. I've been caught off guard numerous times with crap like this.
Like, back in 2013 when I was working my job at Wal-Mart, my manager off handedly told me not to refer to customers as "sir", "madam", etc, as he had a complaint from a transgendered customer. He's normally pretty chill so I thought he was joking, he just looked me in the eyes and said "it's not funny anon, we've had complaints about this in the past year you will take it seriously". I just don't fucking know anymore man.
>tfw user IDs might be a thing on /v/ in the near future, cutting down samefagging and console warring to the vocal autists that can be ignored or filtered
Our time has come anon
Wtf is playing bloodborne "realistically?
I dont know quite how to describe it, but he wouldn't roll multiple times in a row, he'd circle opponents repeatedly looking for an opening, wouldn't just run away to heal, etc. Basically, not really playing the game as it was more or less designed to be played.
Did you get sued? No, then it's still better than it used to be. You know the popular chain of women suing men for holding the door for them and shit - that stuff did actually happen.
There was an influential organization that seriously proposed that women should be entitled to male prostitutes at state expense. There was a radical feminist that commited direct attept at murder and did get off Andy Warhole and was never punished for it because she was a feminist.
Really - while this shit is bad, we actually have already been through worse. It's the racial thing that worries me more.
owls freak me the fuck out man
>You know the popular chain of women suing men for holding the door for them and shit - that stuff did actually happen.
Literally spoon feed me because this sounds like either absolute shite, or something that's confined to San Francisco - which is a goddamn lost cause as is.
i think they pulled i off really well in MH4. the camera was just very obvious how it moved behind you nothing else really needed.
a flashing symbol would definitely do the trick, but it would break immersion which some people actually care about
took me a minute to get it. that's pretty good
This kinda got me thinking. Isn't it weird that characters still don't change clothes very much? One outfit itself is considered a part of a character's design. At least some games have costume changes, but I can't think of a game where a character regularly cycles from a consistent wardrobe like an actual human being does. Some ~*art game*~ probably has done it though.
Resonance of Fate kinda lets you do this.
Leanne is my waifu.
It would be pretty fucking cool for RPGs though. Say if your party slept at an inn, when they woke up the next day, they would switch to a sem-randomized new outfit from a pool of clothes. Even if it was something small like palette swaps or whatever, it would be a really sick minor touch.
And yes. It's a choice between
>animation is good
>characters are good
>MC is a fat piggu
they always ruin it.
only makes sense i guess. it even goes in order
Eye is for looking at things and observing them
Mouth is for dialogue options
Hand is for picking up things, opening doors etc
Attack is for rape
Foot is for moving to a different area
Wipeout's lack of charm is kinda charming in a way. I like the pristine, neon future aesthetic. It's cool and the music fits the visual design, just like guitar jams fit F-Zero's world.
>future racing idort
>Implying that isn't just a really coordinated event
>Wipeout's lack of charm is kinda charming in a way.
“A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.” - William Shakespear, Julius Caesar
>"I was shocked." added Anna's Husband Guy, though he said Sal - a fan of crime shows - "knows right and wrong."
Fucking pet owners, man. I feel so sorry for those that don't like or just 'don't get' cats and dogs.
>shhhh it's chicken whispers
Taking pictures of your pets in a dark room is the best. It was pitch black when I took this.
He was camera shy but I wanted to show my sister that he was enjoying his christmas present.
>1 second before end of the cutscene
>hud slowly phases in
>hud completely visible
This one transcends dimensions.
Fucking ILL I swear to god.
Because he's the strongest thing ever.
gotta breed them all I guess
>'I Love My Dildo' Drug-Addict Elven Archer
fucking /tg/ and their homebrew classes, eh?
Jesus christ. Even if you masturbated ten times a day it would still take thirty years to hit that number. How the hell does she have time for anything else?
The gimmick of the series is that MC is an OP superhero. But like, he could destroy whole cities or the fucking moon with one punch if he wanted, but he's completly unknown so all the enemies or friends have no idea how strong he is until they fight.
it's also satire on super hero hype in general.
villains come out with their "i am gonna revenge everyone now" backstory and he half-assedly kills everything with one punch
>registered to vote
How does that even work? In my country you just get en envelope in the mail before elections with an official document for voting as long as you're 18 or older, no sign ups required
In the USA you get a form when you graduate high school that you can fill out and send to officials so you can "register to vote." It's optional, so you can potentially never do it.
He's the GOATest of them all.
>mfw when I just watched that yesterday
>voter registration is optional
No it's not. You can get face a pretty stiff fine for not registering to vote by the time you turn 19. Not like anyone will catch you though.
It just depends on how your state wants to deal with it. I got my registration form in my US Government class in high school. We could even submit it to the teacher and he'd go and submit them all.
Varies by state I guess
Just reread through some sites and found no such law. I know not registering for military reserves or whatever that's called is illegal, but that usually gets done automatically.
>I know not registering for military reserves or whatever that's called is illegal,
Pretty sure he is confused as many people are. When I tell people I am not registered to vote many of them seem to think that registering to vote and registering for selective service are the same thing or tied together or something. I am registered for selective service but not to vote.
Anon, I'm not arguing with you on that point but the character is explicitly referred to as a he and is voiced by a male voice actor. Besides, vulvas don't protrude forward. That's a dick man.
I think he thought the defender moved to early, so he stayed put. The game starts when the center snaps the ball to the QB, so if a defence lineman moves before that, the line moves 5-10 yards forward.
I don't usually get mad at stuff like this
This is on another level
This is fucking 1984, it's rewriting history the way you want it.
That's fucking dystopian