>>315374763 Ayy don't know why lifeforms still exchange credits for visual games at destinations such as Game Symbiote. Or as I've taken to calling it, Game Parasite. Lmao. I'd rather just stay secure in my domicile on my home planet and procure a copy on Slime and play on my computer. PC master species.
I'd like to think no sentient life within this quadrant would be so base as to buy games on physical media, but I suppose if those koplorfs are irrational enough to do that, they'd also be too far below the galactic evolutionary standard to at least order their games on Ayylmaozon or something. Sucks that you have to pay 3500 credits to get free transporting, but an Ayylmaozon Prime submission is of good value.
>>315376519 >space year 6519 >buying any form of entertainment on physical media
Dirty Earthoborgs should be exiled to their beloved Earth where they belong. Ear games are overrated, with budgets made with less credits than I earn in a cycle and the kind of gameplay everyone who's had proper space travel for the last 1,000 cycles got tired of well before even that.
We should start a collectivestarter campaign to send all of the Earthoborgs on this board to Earth. I guarantee they'll all purge themselves long before they even submit their subservience papers to their favorite game developers. I've heard that, ironically, the air is even less breathable for oxygen breathers than other lifeforms, because they make the foolish mistake of thinking they can actually breathe what little atmosphere the humans still have left and don't bother to bring their suit. Dumb fucking ears destroyed their atmosphere themselves. Figures, they all look like they're inbred.
>>315376346 >pay transport creature to beam me to hr giges >it only exists for one purpose and can't even do that right >materialize in a market called "eb games" on earth >looks just like hr giges, probably owned by the same company >ask for a copy of special marlo cousins >shopkeeper looks at me like i'm from earth >except this is earth, so I guess they're looking at me like i'm from another planet >tries to sell me another game >scan the title into the universal translator >apparently it's called "collard doody" >i tell the shopkeeper that it sounds like the shittiest thing ever >another human, judging from their massive girth i can only assume it's their high emperor, comes up to be >it starts making noises i can barely understand >i sense hostile intent, and use my communicator to deactivate it's vital processes >other pink skins start communicating with each other with loud hollering, they are displeased that i shut down their leader >they start attempting to PUNCH through my shields like it would do something >my lobes hurt from all the stimulation, so i pull out my Q-36 and disintegrate the establishment >galactic police interrogate me back at the transport station >i tell them the story, they laugh, the transport creature is summarily executed and replaced, and i pick up the game at hr giges
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