Dumb as fuck
Slow as molasses
Jobbers of horror
Retains human intelligence
Have a variety of nifty powers like invisibility and density control
Can possess people and do whatever they want with the host
Do Liches count as zombies?
This match is officially declared a no contest.
I want to fuck ghosts. I don't want to fuck zombies.
Agreed. Although certain ghosts give the zombies some challenge.
Greatest ghost story ever told
>Kid is getting fugged nightly by hot female spook
>Eventually his Dad finally sees him being molested
>Tells son he's a lucky guy and proceeds to let the ghost carry on fugging his boy for many years
What does that have to do with anything? Regardless of that, she's a zombie by Chinese mythology.
More like a ghost. Like this girl who's hardly even a ghost, but on technicalities she is.
You're making no sense. One sister is a walking corpse, classified as a zombie and vampire, and the other is a spirit stuck inside a talisman.
Hsien-Ko is a zombie, there's no buts about it.
Looks nothing like one. Acts nothing like one. I'm not denying she is one, I'm saying I would never consider her one. Does she even stink like one? Also, you can't be a zombie and a vampire.
Just in the remote case you didnt, the corpse is buried beneath the saigyou ayakashi, it4s ghost is the one roaming free
Different cultures have different ideas for similar creatures. Also Squigly, for example, acts nothing like a what you consider a zombie, but I don't hear you addressing that.
>Also, you can't be a zombie and a vampire
Says who? A vampire is already everything a zombie is, living dead and cannibalistic, just more powerful.
She stinks and looks like a zombie you tool. I said you're girl is nothing like a zombie.
A vampire is alive, a zombie isn't. A vampire isn't under the control of magic, a zombie is. One rots on it's own, the other doesn't even age if they keep up with the blood. Not at all the same.
My point is that she's as much a zombie as Operetta is a ghost.
I closed my eyes and randomly selected a Jpeg from my picture folder.
They're probably more of a zombie than your generic blue waifu.
Why do you continue to ignore the fact that she's a Chinese zombie? According to them, Hsien-Ko looks and acts like a zombie, which she is, whereas they may look at our zombies and think them odd. The point is they're both zombies, and no amount of bitching on your part changes that.
>gets upset when proven wrong
>A vampire is alive
Now seriously it really, really differs from it's own universe, but vampires are very widely categorized under Undead, I think even in the original dracula he was considered undead
Man I haven't been keeping up, but I just wanted to say Jiangshi are literally like chinese zombie/vampire hybrids at the core. It doesn't matter if you don't think it's a zombie, because it is. This isn't some sliding scale bullshit it's very definitely a form of zombie.
Our zombies are the African zombies. The one's which actually appear and act like zombies. If only China has zombies like this then they're wrong as Africa, Europe, even South America has "our" zombies.
They are in the undead category, but they're also in the living aging being category in the sense that they die if not nourished. A zombie is fucked no matter what it does and is a slave.
Hybrids don't count as they're not one or the other. It's like voting for a werewolf/vampire instead of one or the other.
>Hybrids don't count as they're not one or the other.
Yes they do. Let's just use a simple example from a card game. Look at pic related. If I played a creature based on a Jiangshi that was a Zombie Vampire type creature, this would boost it despite half of its creature type being non-zombie.This is because the other half is in fact zombie.
It's one culture says X and the OTHERS say Y. The one which came before China also says Y, meaning China is wrong.
It's because people are mad that their waifu is a cop out painted girl. This isn't even worth because the images have stopped.
Nah, A fucking dictionary outweighs it.
By your retard logic, I have drawn a zombie.
>Asks for zombies
>Posts chinese mystique from the x-men.
The fuck is this shit?
See>>315570859 and the only real answer.>>315570835
Money got more votes, yet despite that love conquered all.
they can be cute yeah
I'd say that continuing a fight that the anons have ended makes you just as bad if not worse.
As do I.
Yes, but she's not one. I'd sooner take out capegirl.
I said when, not where. Even then, that doesn't invalidate a country's own belief of what a supernatural entity entails. Also, I said Asian zombie, not just Japanese, and Darkstalkers picked the Chinese mythology anyway.
Also, all undead are technically zombies. That's what an undead is. A zombie.
>Still trying to fight
Why must you keep trying to derail the thread with this guy? Regardless of you being wrong on the second part, just let it die.
Some do, so you could actually fuck them.
Just ignore the DS autist and keep posting shit.
Best girl deserves best choices.
The guy trying to stay on track instead of fighting? Yes I am.
As do I.
If it's undead, it's a zombie. That's what being undead is. Not all zombies are magical or sci-fi or brain eaters or all-organ eaters, but an undead is a zombie.
And did the Splatfest happen yet in Europe? Thought it was over Halloween weekend.
reminder that /v/ is now a zombie only board.
GHOST POSTERS NOT WELCOME
No ones mentioned Dark souls yet you idiot.
But to be fair that game had nice undead in them.
Dumping my armour sets.
Is a skelly a zombie too? A ghost? No. That proves you wrong on that part.
He's being a autist by trying to dig up an old fight, just to be right. I also don't see him even contributing to the thread.
for reference here's every splatfest. Callie on the left, marie on the right.
after looking at it I realized I'd side with Callie 70% of the time out of what's happened so far. Only one I sided with Marie on for NA splatfests, two for JP and 3 for EU.
You cheeky fuck nugget.
He was the only one coming back to fight. The others were people poking fun while posting images of the same girl or other undead. He's just fighting for nothing. Piss off samefag and put in some zombies or squid.
Ghosts are cool, Zombies are normie tier monsters.
Then explain the multitude of ghost shows on TV that have been going on long before the zombie craze.
At least post girls.
I'd eat it.
Oops. Sorry everybody, I forgot the image hehe.
6 / 87
>Species: Loyal Undead
>A jiang shi controlled by a wicked hermit. Jiang shi usually do not last long as they are corpses. However, she does not rot due to an anti-decomposition spell placed on her
As dead as /v/ post quality
This isn't a vampire thread.
10 / 87
That's good to know.
Shit taste desu senpai
>get BTFO so hard you start spamming dark souls armor in a completely unrelated thread
pic related more of the cutest zombie
You're a literal cumguzzler if you think it's the same guy.
She's a cute zombie but let that shit rest.
17 / 87
Well Everyone, thats the end of the in game armour sets. Most of the next 60 are fan made Armours modded into the game.
18 / 87
She isn't. She's undead, but not a zombie. Either way we're pounding a dead horse at this point. I can contribute an inkling to this thread.
The fact that she is undead implies she is a zombie.
Chinese say it is a zombie too.
Inklings are always welcome.
Blood wouldn't rush trough your dick so you wouldn't be able to archive a boner.
Sounds sad as fuck.
Ooops, haha. I did it again. Heres that paladin armour you guys wanted.
21 / 87
People are "spamming" zombie pictures and pictures of a blue vampire, but you're not complaining about that.
I'm just delivering the undead videogame characters this thread needs.
22 / 87
No it doesn't. A skeleton, a ghost, a vampire, a werewolf, and even a demon are all considered undead and not zombies.
Regardless of what they say, she doesn't resemble a zombie.
Can't help him expect maybe have a mod take him out for pure shitposting.
Probably because it was a ghost and zombie thread with Splatoon as the op. Dark Souls has nothing to do with it.
My few Splatoon. Take one more zombie before I leave,
24 / 87
Except they are usually considered dead. At least older versions are. Neo shit does away with much of the lore.
I'd like an explanation of how.
>Report videogame pictures on /v/
Good one there mate.
26 / 87
>Holy fuck, why is /v/ so stupid?
I don't know. You'd think someone would realize that just because they're posting images from a video game doesn't mean they're shitposting and trying to derail a thread.
Technially the term is Hopping vampire, an oriental undead unrelated to the concept of the western or african zombie.
28 / 87
I don't know. You aren't the first idiot to say that they aren't.
Basically no resemblance at all.
Because Dark Stalkers and skull girls are also splatoon related?
The thread asked for Undead. Keep moving that goalpost though.
29 / 87
You can't cut out the zombie part because it suits your argument.
>Basically no resemblance at all.
She's pretty spot on, actually.
>Answering someone is shitposting
That guy is more of a zombie than blue girl. Even then it's more of a ghost than a zombie.
Guess even the Souls guy is proving you wrong.
Silly me, and It was a particularly interesting one that time.
this thread is basically a lost cause, anon.
i'm only still here to report shitposters in the odd chance a mod/janitor takes notice and in the vain hope more lewds of sexy zombies (like hsien-ko) get posted.
Why are you so adamant about being wrong? What have you got to prove? She's a zombie, from China, but a zombie nonetheless.
The funny thing is you're posting Squigly while saying this stuff, when Squigly isn't really a zombie; at least by your definition. the only thing zombie about her is that she's a walking corpse. In fact she shares many traits with the jiangshi.
33 / 87
35 / 87
I'm going to take a short smoke break, hope you all have been enjoying the undead armour I'm posting.
Back in 5.
She's just an undead vampire. That's all. Yes Sguigly is. Dead girl brought back by necro powers. That's exactly what a zombie is you idiot.
It's when they put on the letters that I can't report. No matter what I do it says it's wrong.
That's redundant, anon. Anyway, she's a jiangshi, a Chinese vampire/zombie, no need to omit the zombie part.
>Dead girl brought back by necro powers. That's exactly what a zombie is you idiot.
So you agree that Hsien-Ko is a zombie? Good.
I'm violating neither of those rules, Just posting cool undead armour.
36 / 87
Why are you being an autist over a total non-issue?
Not according to at least two anons. Anyway, she's not much of a zombie anyway.
No, I agree that Sguigly is a zombie, but you'd know that if you played the game.
If only you actually were.
I'm guessing because you keep sperging over her being a zombie.
pls post more squiglies
my squigly folder is empty as fug
a lot of them are available to download off nexusmods. They have install tips too.
38 / 87 as I missed one there.
I have some Sguigly, one more though because the Chinafag and Soulfag have ensured that this thread is lost.
This is my favourite of the Luetrec pieces.
39 / 87
>I just walked into the thread
If they're technically wolves by DNA, then would that make it simple shapeshifting? Also, I've seen some that are always anthro wolves, but get bigger and better during a full moon.
You are the one that brought back an argument that was dead.
No, actually, I'm not. I'm just posting pictures of a zombie girl but you continue to cry over how chink zombies are not 'real' zombies.
41 / 87
Yes, under circumstances they are. This girl is not one though. Last Sguigs from me.
Nice lie. If you aren't then you have no reason to even talk. Just keep posting your blue girl.
I read this whole autistic argument.
Some anons sperged out that someone called Hsien Ko a zombie, despite her being a zombie. We're now stuck with these two butthurt retards spamming squigly and the chosen undead, who are also zombies, because they can't accept they lost an argument online.
You people are depressing sometimes.
I was but you felt the need to bring up your opinion on the matter every post.
GHOST POSTERS GET OUUUUTTTT
>All of these waifu fags with their dicks in their hands getting upset over someone posting a zombie that doesn't have tits
tip top kek
Since when is the chosen undead not a zombie?
This is a Zombie/Ghost thread
Not a waifufag circle jerk
If you guys want to fap together without being interrupted, just make a fucking thread on /aco/, they love vidya threads.
44 / 87
Half way there people!
[spoilers] Ghosts can be cute [/spoilers] [spoilers] but I still prefer zombies [/spoilers]
Tatsumaki from One Punch Man.
Thanks. I don't understand why someone would come to /v/ if they get annoyed with videogame stuff.
45 / 87
I don't mind souls shit but at least post good stuff instead of ugly edgy shit like that
46 / 87
This started as a splatoon thread, specifically about a european splatfest.
Some autismos started arguing semantics about characters from darkstalkers but that all evolved from discussing the original posts and some generic "post cute zombies" posting.
Then the butthurt DSfag started spamming his shit for literally no reason. While it can be argued the squigglyfag and the hsien-kofag are shitposting all of their posts at least had some relevance to the natural progression of the thread. The DS poster did absolutely nothing of the sort and is just trying to fill the thread with worthless noise.
I didn't want any of this.
I just wanted to contribute to zombie posting for the Splatfest.
Why does /v/ have to fight over the most trivial shit?
47 / 87
More hair down Sguigly.
Yeah it's kinda sad we can't just appeciate the squig
Technically the Hsien-kofag is at fault here as the first post about her not being a zombie was a joke.
there had better be a purple link recolor
We need more of these threads
I guess but either way at least all the retarded bullshit that went on between them had spiraled out from what was already being posted and wasn't just made up out of the blue as an excuse to start dumping images that had no relevance for the sake of shitting up an already terrible thread.
50 / 87
No we don't.
People say /v/ is the worst board on 4chan and I while I don't agree, I think the problem is shitposters can take over and easily derail any thread without any effort. Shit like this is exactly what is wrong with /v/ and exactly the kind of thread that people point to when they say this board is garbage.
>it was just a joke
The problem wasn't him or the first response but >>315566510 as it's possible to legitimately not know what she is, given how uncommon chinese vampires / zombies are in media.
52 / 87
53 / 87
Shouldn't have posted vampires then.
Why the hell were you sperging out because she doesn't look like a zombie to him? He doesn't like her, get over it and don't derail the thread. This whole thing was because you couldn't accept that someone has different tastes. Also, see >>315566073 that was the joke.
post her then
I need more Hsein-ko pics anyways
This. Next time post someone that looks like a zombie. Sguigly gets it because the skelly hand and missing eye. Your girl literally just looks like a normal blue Chinese girl.
If any of you watch The jackie chan Cartoon, there is an episode where Jackie and Uncle must defeat an evil ancient Chinese Vampire. They must cross Running water, put a mushroom in it's sock, and Eventually seal it away by putting a locking scroll spell on it's forehead. No mention of zombies, because, you know, it wasn't a zombie.
Anyway, back to the on topic stuff.
56 / 87
You started the fight up again. It's natural to assume you were the same guy. If not, then stop bitching to people and just post the blue girl.
I actually remember that episode. Did he look like Hsien Ko though?
Yep. It's even the same species of Chinese vampire.
Though it actually looks like a monster compared to generic blue waifu character #156318
Not that one you idiot. I meant back when you started posting again. You brought the fact that she's a zombie/not a zombie. I just told the guy that it was the Hsein-Ko guy who got mad first and started the fight.