>You think you know him
>25 Years in the making
>he just leaves the arena and you listen to him talk shit about you during the credits
It's a fucking sad state of affairs when the undertaker is the younger of the two, AND he's the one that will have to carry the match.
This will be a fucking boring, embarrassing disaster.
I thought Sting had a really fucked up accident like two pay per views ago with his neck?
Or is this fan made?
>shit on him for 2/3 of his lifebar
>he then engages a never-ending barrage of attacks that you simply cannot take
>You cannot win this fight
After Taker lost at Hell is a Cell, Wyatt Family came out, beat the shit out of him then carried him away.
Same shit happened the night after, only they took Kane instead.
Last Raw Wyatt came out and said that he'd stolen their souls, and now has the lighting and the fire in his command.
Kane and Taker are still active, as Kane wrestled a match at a house show yesterday against Rollins, and Taker will be at the UK Tour, so we may get a survivor series match out of it.
It's okay anon, no one ever watches wrestling outside of /v/. It's only a /v/ thing.
>Kane and Taker are still active, as Kane wrestled a match at a house show yesterday against Rollins, and Taker will be at the UK Tour
Aren't those shows apart of the main storyline, though?
>Match probably won't even happen because Vince would rather Taker put over Reigns in his retirement match or some shit
After Taker's loss to Lesnar, they came out and beat him up and took him, the next night they came out to talk shit, Kane came out and the same thing happened to him so they did kind of take their souls
Shit just got spicy, since in his match with Kane, Rollins broke his leg and will be out for 6-9 months, so the title has been vacated and will be up for grabs in a tourney at Survivor Series. That, matched with Royal Rumble only a couple months off, now's be a good time to slip back in.
Anon Rollins is kill and with his injury there goes the entire main event scene of WWE. I am interested in seeing them scramble around and make Ambrose and Reigns main event material.
Sheamus cashing in
Kane's match? Probably. Supposedly Taker will be appearing on either Raw or Smackdown though. Nothing's apparently set in stone as of yet, but all we know is that down the line (whether it's at SS or WM31), Taker and Kane are going to get back at the Wyatt Family.
>Tears ACL during the fight
>About to fight final boss
>He dies before the fight.
What me what a carnie.
I fucking love Paige.
>Anon Rollins is kill
I'm aware, and I'm curiously optimistic to see what they do now. I mean, sure, Reigns is winning the thing. But the last time they did a WWE Title Tournament at Survivor Series, it was also won by a big stronk samoan man when he turned heel in the main event by siding with the McMahons. Odds are The night will go out on Ambrose vs Reigns, Reigns will turn heel, win the title, Ambrose wins the Royal Rumble, then (assuming Seth recovers fast enough and gets his rematch), we get to see a Shield Triple Threat in the main event of WM. Sure, it's a fuckton of wishful thinking, but it'd be neat if management actually fucking learned from their fuckups leading up to the past couple Wrestlemania's.
Sheamus will probably have his Cash-in fucked by a returning Bryan, so they can set up a match for Mania and FINALLY have the match that's been half a fucking decade in the making.
Theres is no wrestling in my country,but i find it amazing,its a live action show full of heroes and villains,and boobs, taker and kane stealing souls,stonecold being a real badass ,those hardy boys doing crazy stuff,i just love it.
Roman was getting the WWE Title at Survivor Series anyway. Maybe they'll turn Dean heel and with luck Seth is back for Wrestlemania.
Also Sheamus ain't got shit. he and Barret lost to the Lucha Dragons the other day. He's either losing that briefcase or cashing in on Roman vs someone else just to have Roman beat the two of them.
Yeah it looks lire they're building up to a Team Taker vs Team Wyatt. Might be interesting.
All I can say to that is, I really really hope it fucking comes to pass. Rollins was my boy so to see how fucking bad his title run has been and the shit he pulled out despite it being that bad hes going to be missed. I hope someone at WWE pays attention to that and his return becomes like when TRIPPLE HAITCH came back covered in denim.
Everyone was more or less treating him like a face anyway.
The only other thing I want is to see Rusev (the ultimate underdog babyface) get elevated right up.
>Team Taker has to find other supernatural entities to fill in for their lack of their own
>They call upon
>The only other thing I want is to see Rusev (the ultimate underdog babyface) get elevated right up
This to the fucking moon. He's has such a shitty time since WM31. Give Bulgarian Bro the push he deserves.
>Lights go out
THE NEXT MEMBER OF TEAM TAKER
Seeing how Owens and Neville have been doing gives me hope. Triple H clearly has some level of power when it comes to creative control over his NXT boys. Besides, considering the track record of people who have debuted at Survivor Series, now would be a great time to bring him up.
The problem with NXT is everyone is treated like a fucking star and they all more or less get time to shine and to work.
Thats not possible with 30 minute H promos and endless Authority segments, so yeah I really hope NXT actually becomes its own thing and the end goal is not to move to RAW, so it attracts wrestlers because they want to work there not the main roster.
>Taker and Kane's official unofficial 3rd Brother was IRS
>IRS is Wyatt's father
>Mfw pic related redebutes as the one member of the wyatt family who "got away" to try and spread his own messages
He hasn't reached Cesaro-levels of being misused just yet, and has been having some of the most consistently good matches week in and week out. He's done nothing noteworthy so far, but he's sure as hell not in the worst of places either.
I'm so fucking confused about what Kana was thinking, did she not see what happened to Kenta? Does she think shes going to be allowed onto the main roster to stiff Nikki Bella in the face?
Hes a xenophobic old fuck. Have you never seen Capital Carnage?
>ASUKA graduates to the main roster
>Vince makes her put on buck teeth, bow, and say "so solly" as she walks down the ramp to put the Bella with fake tits over clean
He hates all foreign wrestlers.
>defeat final boss
>Final boss is a fresh faced up and comer with a lot of potential and a bright future.
>MOVE OVER NEW STARS
>oh fug all our old guard is either injured or otherwise not in the main event right now
>and the few people we have pushed are also injured or getting xpac heat
Her theme is amazing too.
>runs away crying and screaming like a spoiled brat once you get the upper hand on him
>Final Boss knees you in the face.
Seriously if you can't see that Seth is the best thing about WWE and that him being dead for the next year is a fucking disaster I feel bad for you.
Captain Crossfit would be mega fucking huge if he was'nt lumbered with the shitty cowardly heel gimmick, even then he makes it work fucking perfectly.
seth is a scrubby twig who looks like he should be cooking waffles. you can replace him with any indie heel nobody like austin aries or christopher daniels and lose nothing. hell i think i might prefer daniels.
It's a shame. I'm a sucker for the mid-card, and I only really like Ryback because he seems like the only super-heavyweight on the roster that's actually athletic and can pull off real moves.
that and because of le big guy meme
Oh you're absolutely right. You know whose great? Kevin Owens. He sure isn't a fat, slow, shit of a wrestler who can't cut a promo to save his life. That's why I'm glad he's intercontinental champ.
>LE ATTITIDE EAR IS BAD BECAUSE I WASNT BORN THEN MEME
Stay salt, /woo/
Unless you're talking about NJPW then you are a pathetic WWE mark
Name one current WWE match that will be remembered like Mankind vs Taker HIAC match.
What? Steen is more than likely the best fucking talker on the entire roster and he learnt English from watching wrestling.
Its pretty hard to get over when you are reading out discarded Punk promos.
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR TWO TIME WWE SHITPOSTING CHAMPS
AND FEEL... THE POWAAAH!!!
IT'S A NEW DAY! YES IT IS
>MUH SPOTFEST MEME LOOK AT ALL THESE WORDS I LEARNED ON WIKIPEDIA KEYFEBE WORKED SMARK XD
Literally fuck off back to your SJW wrestling board you underage faggot
>WWE is good right now
Keep drinking the kool aid, Haitch and Vince have you good and brainwashed
Not a single person remember anything about that match other than the toss from the top and the plunge through the cage, even Foley is piss fed up of talking about it and Foley loves talking about himself.
Sweet b8. The amazing thing about him is that he's fat but moves like a cruiserweight. Try actually watching matches instead of judging them based on how the wrestlers look.
This is what really should be happening
>Wyatt steals Taker's powers by beating him
>Wyatt now becomes the supernatural fighter of the roster
>Undertaker is powerless but not useless
>wrestles as Mark Calaway
>retires after beating sting
The underage WWE faggots in this thread are just pathetic, they have no good frame of reference to compare the current product to because they just started watching and they actually think the product they shit out weekly now is good, these same stupid marks who defend garbage are why Roman Reigns will be champ by next WM
If there's one thing you learn from hindsight and going back to watch certain shows or play through simulations of them in the more recent game's story modes, it's that while the attitude era was good at telling stories the matches were usually utter trash and mostly consisted of just brawling, throwing weapons at each other, and screwy finishes rather than, you know, wrestling.
Bryan vs Cena
Shield vs Wyatts
Sasha vs Bailey at Brooklyn
Any Zayn vs Cesaro match
Any Punk Cena match, but most specifically MitB 2011
I could go on, but I don't wanna waste TOO much time responding to bait.
anon please anyone who isn't just a whiny teenager knows that the problems with cena have less to do with him being a shit wrestler and more to do with his character being stale as fuck
granted his US title run did some real good on alleviating that but still.
from the thumbnail i thought it looked like
Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch was better as an isolated match tbqh senpai
I just wish people didn't forget about my waifu's match ;_;
>The national state of Attitudefags
Enjoy crying over your near 2 decade old shitfling that will never ever return.
>brought back del rio
>yfw they outfit him with the wwe title just to gain those vato ratings
why can't vince find a decent latino wrestler to main? I swear the last great latino was eddie, then we were forced to suffer with rey and batista(I count dave since flips are pretty much latinos of asia)
where are the mastodon spanish speakers? I know there's a 6'6 gomez somewhere that can cut a promo and work the ring.
The only reason I haven't given up on her is because Meltzer thinks her and Sasha are going to be fine in the long run. It's the Divas title so it's probably just a matter of time.
Texano Jr. is the only one that springs to mind as a powerhouse Mexican wrestler.
Rumor has it WWE is looking at La Sombra though. Not a mastodon but bilingual, young, and handsome as fuck.
I wonder if you'll still be keeping up this shit in a decades time.
>final boss is only the final boss because his legacy uncle pulled strings for him
how long before vince pushes for rock/austin 2.0 with him and owens?
>there are people who really believe this
I don't have any fedora katana pics on my tablet to post
>appreciating good wrestling is thirst
lmao what a mark
>haven't watched in months
>just read that seth is injured and title is up for grabs
they gonna royal rumble that shit, right? will I finally see my nigga luke harper as wwe champion?
>all these thirsty /sp/ niggas ruining our good thread with their diva worship
please, back to your containment threads. no one on /v/ cares about piss-break circuit.
No, more like the thread theme:
/sp/ is rather indifferent to women wrestling, it's mostly /wooo/ and Reddit who worships them.
has wrestling ever made you feel?
>friend probably dead
>have to continue calling the match because live event that can't be paused
/sp/ are the people that can't admit there are good wrestlers there nigga. Only one of the good female wrestlers is kind of attractive.
>Roman will win the belt anyway
Im not ready for that shit.
Roman cant wrestle aside from his 3 punch moves and his 1 slam
Roman can't cut a decent promo without using the words "Bitch" or "ass"
He is going to break CM cocks record.
>His father never got the chance to hold the world championship belt in something that wasn't a dusty finish
>His one dream was to win the title and put the belt on his father
>Now it's never going to happen
Here's what's gonna happen since rollins is hurt.
Wyatt faggotry is gonna take over for a while, and somehow they will get in the title picture and get it.
Rollins will come back and reform the shield to rescue the title with the help of the Brothers of Destruction.
>break punk record
nigga, you can't be serious. reigns ain't the draw he used to be. if he gets the belt, we're lookin' at jack swagger 2.0. he'll hold that shit for maybe one ppv, then lose it the next.
at this point I'd rather see crabhead hold that shit till cena back.
Its why its so big in Japan and why the rest of the World loves it. Its hyper America.
nothing, will be either postponed or dropped completly.
His leg is basically kill, I wouldnt be suprised if he takes 12 month to recover just to be sure
Look, vince is hell bent on removing CM from the record books. He likes all of the Shield Members and Brayy "Lmao" Wyatt. Seth is gone, so Brayy, Dean and Roman are left. Brayy is strongfat, and thats something Vince doesnt want to see in the Main Event picture.
Dean is good at promos and has a decent physique, but romans arms are more muscular.
Roman it is, enjoy the worst champion of all time for around 400 days.
>mfw remembering punk's intro at money in the bank -vs cena
that pop was stone cold tier
dont have a problem with indies. Infact, my most favourite wrestlers seem to have been indie darlings (Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins).
Its just that you fags with your diva-waifuism are extremly obnoxious.
So yeah, do the world a favour and overdose already
Yes they are, they have been since before you knew who Paige is. Stay wrong.
I guess you think Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez are also "/woo/tists"? Or are you just not willing to admit that most normal people like what wrestlers like Asuka and Sasha have been doing, and what people know joshi has been doing for years?
>You manage to poke his eye out
>He shoves it back in and powerbombs you hard enough to break your back
>telling female fans not to grope
I always wonder what it must be like to be a nigga like justin bieber, surrounded by a bunch of lust driven pre-teen girls.
whenever I see them swarming, I just know they must be reaching down his trousers to get a feel.
Loosen your fedora, seriously.
It's not waifuism when they're legitimately putting on great matches. Becky, Sasha, and Asuka are better wrestlers than the guy being groomed as the next John Cena.
Fuck yeah Vader
He looked like a final boss in this too.
>final boss gives you a tight hug and then just kinda dryhumps you
So you admit there are good women's wrestlers in WWE, yes? The Fatal Fourway match on Raw last week was an actual good match because of two of the women in there.
Does WWE even have a story line any more? Now it is just tag team matches of baby face vs heels.
>durr let's push this guy as a monster heel
>durr we dun know what to do with him anymore let's make him job.
im sure there are, but as long as WWE doesnt try to make me care about them, I wont.
I always watch RAW the next day and skip all the matches with shit storylines (for example I skiped every rusev/ziggler match because come on, a fucking c.uck angle?! And besides, why the fuck was rusev portraied as a heel there? His manager (which suddenly became his former girlfriend??) NTR'd him. He should be the face. Thank god their real relationship put an end to that angle, but it was still dreadfull.
As a normal viewer, WWE does a piss poor job in making me give a shit. When they announced the Diva's revolution, I expected something along the lines of Alundra Blaze, as in fuck that butterfly belt, lets get the old good one back! But nope, the initial run was nice and all but soon it faded again with Niki and their team running it to the ground. Now, to me, Diva Revolution is a buzzword and everytime Cole or JBL use it I cringe.
Im not a dedicated as others, I just watch RAW because it has Wrestlemania and the Royal Rumble at some point, so I need a story to get behind the guys doing the moves. If all their storylines revolve around "lel im a wemynz!!11" then yeah, I will treat it as a pissbreak.
I want a 2nd Trish Stratus; she was actualy a realy good female heel and made me watch her matches. Niki Bella is a piece of wood.
>Final boss is a lethal weapon
Fair enough. If you watched NXT you might care about the two I posted but if you don't I can't blame you, they're not doing much on Raw. But there's flashes of what they showed they can do (in NXT) every so often. Try to keep an open mind on them I guess. I think they've been screwed hard by booking is all.
And I agree completely on the Rusev/Ziggler NTR shit, fuck that entire waste of time for killing both guys heat and having angles that prevented the matches from even being good.
> final boss can open doors
>final boss can kill you by pulling a lever
>can't grab brass ring
> final boss is impossible to beat alone
Seriously, name one person in the current WWE roster that can beat this faggot clean.
>final boss looks intimidating as fuck
>was actually the most piss easy boss in the game and was boring as fuck
He can win the WWE title right now and hold it as long as he wants until he gets bored or dies since no one is good enough to give him a challenge.
Taker is old, Goldberg is old, Cena is now losing to fucking kicks, Braun Strowman probably needs the Wyatts to help him, and Show, Henry, and Batista are shit. Vince would probably have to pay Lesnar more than the title is worth just to have him lose on purpose to Daniel Bryan.
>Final boss is your son
>you have to kill him
>or nuke commonwealth
>The Final boss has to be summoned by you
originally intended to to use something with the great muta but couldn't get the size small enough for 4chan so here's the intended gif http://i.imgur.com/5OABh6u.gifv
>Vince would probably have to pay Lesnar more than the title is worth just to have him lose on purpose to Daniel Bryan.
it's a known fact Lesnar doesn't give a shit about anything but the paycheck. And you know that isn't a bad thing. If Vince (or let's be real here more likely HHH) said "hey here's a shitload of money job to this little vegan dude" he'd be like "yeah sure."