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A tan/brown coastal fox girl.
I never knew I always wanted this
Clerics whose long, long legs go all the way to heaven.
at least, that's what you tell her
Brown waifus are best waifus, as a general rule.
Why doesn't Slablands have any?
I've irregularly suggested some in previous threads, including last thread and a little this thread.
Brown is great. It's not like other things that might or might not be good. Brown is always good.
Brown is love.
Forcing things into her mouth whether she likes it or not.
Brown also makes great pirates
>Back to the Future
Yes. Just...all of it. YES.
Or you post a picture of a girl from a manga page and it's not explicit at the slightest and you get banned for posting it.
I'm talking from experience though, so what do I know.
>Looking at the Famitsu scans of SMT 4 Final
>See this page
>See the mermaid on the bottom.
Princesses with just the right amount curves who desire to be bred with your superior genes
>decide to finally do homework to get rid of the weight on my shoulders
>don't have the same version of needed program on my laptop
>remote desktop connection connect to computers who also don't have the same version
>building with computers that have right version of needed program closed for the weekend
school actually gave everyone an onthehub account, but guess who forgot their username and password?
I'm hoping maybe an update will fix everything, but if not I guess I'll just do it the day before on Monday and live to procrastinate another day.
>"The meat bun, with it's origin in death, reminds you of the carnage you've had to face, like Menhit's massacre"
Nope, guess I'll rush to do it on Monday and instead write my original work do not steal murder smut story for the next couple of hours instead so I at least feel like I did work.
I'd write one of my scenes but I read through a shitty sex scene I wrote earlier and now all the slab sex is drained out of me.
>never having some tight ass melons
How do you live with yourself?
fairly well since my breasts are soft and squishy and not filled with giant tumors that stretch my skin out to the point of being tight.
Sometimes when I'm anxious I can use them as stress balls and they don't even pop. Truly I'm the 1%.
Wyverns aren't the brightest knife in the shed.
They do like shinies, tho.
To be honest, the reason he showed me was "oh my god, one time this dudes dick was like so thick. Like look at this shit, look how much bigger it is than my nose in this picture!"
So yeah I guess, magic dick. A dick that has kept me up for 3 hours and not even writing character designs has helped.
Blue skinned girl from anotha wurl
She shares with you her most sacred bond of her people. Touch her mind with yours.
Then you teach her YOUR most intimate bond.
Then you both do it at the same time, feeling each others pleasures simultaneously.
>asari kids aren't clones.
But they are Asari, and their kids will be Asari. You contribute your "thoughts and feelings", but that's it. And "thoughts and feelings" change so much and so often that it amounts to nothing.
>I wasn't, tho.
What a coincidence.
>You contribute your "thoughts and feelings", but that's it.
Except they take whatever they consider 'preferred' genetic traits & use their partner's genes to randomize their child's.
Regardless, there is a Mass Effect general if you really want to discuss Asari with someone.
>What a coincidence
I know, right?
I know the Asari are blue skinned alien babes but they aren't what I first think about when I think alien babes.
I've never actually played any of the Mass Effects. Not a whole bunch, anyway.
>some other kinda animal as a type of mount?
I don't think I like what your implying sir.
Skin, yes. But what of insides. Even some non-toxic stuff isn't exactly good for you to ingest.
I know they make 'edible' paint but I don't think there's any kind of paint like that that's shiny.
Goes to show that even Twilight had potential to be interesting.
Who cares about the potential of vampires in the civil war or one of the girls having a relationship fall apart and then her exacting revenge? Nope, gotta focus on the mary sue and her vampire boyfriend who is a stalker and her unborn daughter being imprinted on by a wolf dude.
Well that was the point of the analysis. It was all about how Bella was in an abusive relationship and went from a normal teenage girl to an emotionless monster dependent on her boyfriend/husband who abandoned her and got her knocked up to further prevent her from being without him, similar to real life abuse cases, and how a bunch of friends and family tried to help but she was in denial and unable to live by herself. Also similar to real life abuse cases.
While I do agree that the work isn't well written and suffers from a severe lack of interesting themes (or themes at all) I kinda pause whenever I hear someone wave it off as "teenage girl trash". Not that I'm saying you are, but your post reminded me.
Because there are hundreds of books meant for young adults/teens that are just as meaningful, interesting, and well-written as any novel. And there are hundreds of books meant for adults/"discerning readers" that are poorly written and overall boring shit.
It's just kind of unfair that kids'/teens' books are kind of handwaved as teen girl books all on par with Twilight, but what can you do about it? No one gives teen girl books a chance pretty much and if they do they water it down because, for some reason, they don't think the original teen girl book is palatable enough for the teen girls it was written for. Even Hunger Games had a majority of the subtext and underlying themes toned down for the big screen
That's a rant for a different day, tho. I just know my mom loves the movies but can't even bear reading the books (even in spanish), and I'm 90% sure she only likes the movies because they make her laugh.
I'm not throwing young adult novels under the bus. I have read some good ones in the past. The problem with Twilight was that it started with an interesting concept but was changed to a (to me) boring mess. It had potential to be a good book and/or series. If the first book didn't take off, maybe Meyers would have written the original idea and maybe it would have been a better series.
>If the first book didn't take off, maybe Meyers would have written the original idea and maybe it would have been a better series.
Pretty sure the problem is Meyers herself is just a terrible writer. The Michael Bay of teen books.
Oh no, I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying the genre definitely has a history for being ignored or viewed as subpar just based on demographics. And I'm probably just tired of people saying stuff like "oh man, Twilight's the worst ever" when it's really not. There are hundreds of other genres filled with books just as bad and, honestly, far far worse. But it
>got popular because so many people read it, whether by being curious when it got so popular or as a guilty pleasure or just because they like paranormal romance or whatever
>was already a low hanging fruit by being in one of the more less respected genres. only way it would've been worse is if it was one of those self-published kindle books like "Bred by Bigfoot" or similar. "Captured by Cullens"
and if we're being honest, the fact that it's mainly girls who like it is also a reason it's considered easy to make fun of.
Like I said though, a little too ranty and too offtopic. Although "Captured by Cullens" would be a perfect title for an essay about the themes of domestic abuse and manipulation in the Twilight saga so I'm glad I got the opportunity to think of it. Should copyright that.
Demon clan that modified themselves to have multiple arms for increased utility in combat.
>And I'm probably just tired of people saying stuff like "oh man, Twilight's the worst ever" when it's really not.
I just remember I need to read "My Immortal". That fanfic was one hell of a ride.
Do you want that all together or just one type of each?
I would never turn away the fluffy tails but I was just covering all the bases that came to mind.
>read "My Immortal"
One day I'll get drunk enough to do that. It's the only way I'll keep from getting my face stuck in a snarl of disgust I feel.
> Troll 2
Even with that you still see the popularity factor at work. Are things like Troll 2 and The Room actually the worst movies out there? Not really, they're just well known in circles that enjoy bad movies.
True, just curious since it'd be somewhat weirder for a guy's party to be putting dicks on everything. Either way, I never liked the weird sexual angle they put on bachelor/bachelorette parties these days.
tbh I don't like them to begin with. It's very
>"oh no, I'm getting married. How awful is it to get married, amirite? The old ball and chain. The old man/woman. The nagging wife/husband. Game over, right? hahaha might as well get one last night of freedom before my life is ruined hahaha!!!"
which I always thought was annoying.
>Dude crashlands his weird flying planeamobile onto an island of practically naked women
>They do wear certain things though, but not in a normal way.
>One girl holds her twin tails in place with bandaid boxes
I'm liking this so far.
Hopefully better than that Chiba Toshirou story going on right now.
Starts off as usual. Younger male lead (from space this time or something) is in a far off world with babes (lotta amazonish ones) and gets busy with them. All seems fine and dandy.
Que monsters coming in and raping and literally twisting the heads of some of the potential pussy.
Boner = killed.
He's better than this.
>Que monsters coming in and raping and literally twisting the heads of some of the potential pussy.
So the first fight in Slablands is a 50/50 of win or lose depending on mainly luck. If the boss crits 2x in a row, you can't win.
Assuming you win, you then end up on a mountain at level 1. All of the enemies in the area have anywhere from 2x to 4x your hp. They all have the ability to two shot you if you get unlucky.
If you lose, its immediately go back to character creation again. That's when players learn that they can save before fights. Its not just an option, its a necessity to get anything accomplished. So of course the absurd difficulty is even more meaningless.
So is there any particular reason why the devs made the game so hard? Did they like character creation so much they wanted players to continually revisit it? Did they like the seamless save/load system and feel players should get a lot of practice with it? Did they really want to make Dark Souls the text game?
Is there a chance that a Slablands Dev reads this thread? If so, please consider making the first couple of fights easier. No doubt players become absurdly powerful later on. There's no point to be petty in the early game.
Pic related, typical slablands fight.
>Did they really want to make Dark Souls the text game?
Yes. With added porn.
Almost every fight in the game can be cheesed, but I don't think that people are trying hard enough. For example, you can endure Menhit crits, or trip the Wyverns to death.
The thing is, getting the first levels is a hassle, but you can beat the game easily at level 5.
non-slab question so no need to answer, but if you're bored-
what's a good name for the daughter of a fictional serial killer? Preferably without the words "death" or "murder" or "stab" involved. I will accept some forms of "mort" tho
even better, new OC just in time for a new dress up game.
Why don't we just use this UI? It's free to use and looks way better than ours.
I have to agree that fights kind of are unbalanced. It's not amatter of being good but being encouraged to cheese them and are too much luck-based. I remember myself when I defeated Ursina without much problem and then got my butt handed to me by one of the basic castle/mountain enemies.
Finding a tropical island full of brown girls where they insist that they have to breed with you.
Waking up two days later on the beach with no idea whether it was a dream or not.
You could learn from them too. Shouldn't be too hard of a weird island language to grasp at a basic level.
You could bathe with them, have tropical feasts, teach them about the male anatomy...
>AI or fight balance.
Mob behavior is directly related to the author of the mob, I can't do much about it.
>BUT MONKS ARE SHIT!
Of course they are. You're fighting bare-handed in a world full of armored creatures. Level up or use the damned fist wraps, they permastun if you have enough AGI.
I've implemented every UI change sent to my mail. I can't lurk the threads 24/7, and I don't have the experience to deal with the incredibly retarded Ren'py screen system.
I can implement this if it has a NVL implementation, but most of the UIs I know are ADV.
Perhaps semen is like cocaine for cowgirls and she becomes addicted to your particular brand?
Or maybe there's this magical imprint thing and they fall hopelessly in love with whoever first comes inside.
way ahead of you
1-3 finish clam boy mob
4-6 finish desert mobs
7-9 finish shark boy mob
0 watch old episodes of antm and fuck around on line play
America's next top model
Clam boy is done, here's the link.
1-3 finish desert mobs
4-6 finish shark boy
7-9 play around on dress up games
0 antm and chill
Shark boy is done, here's the link
1-3 finish desert mobs
4-6 more dress up gams
7-9 preg one off
It's all stuff that's mostly done, so I all I have to do is add in like 300-500 words so it's not bad. Thanks though!
Shit, I didn't realize I rolled that. Is there any interest in a short impregnating one off thing?
>tfw no cute girlfriend to go to the bathhouse with
This maker also has my exact hairstyle which is crazy. Quick, someone tell me what you look like so you can hold hands with me
I made one of myself w/ the same dressup game but I had to add in my actual stomach and face and thighs so It's not that replicable. Wish there were more fat person dressup games or even better more options for body types so all the bodybuilders who also like to play dressup games have options too.
That reminds me of these bodybuilders that say they like to go and hang out in this tiny mini-village that was built as a tourist attraction because it boosts their self-esteem.
Any thoughts on what? I'm toying with a cowgirl, but I can't figure out how to make it short and sweet without her reading as slutty which this thread does not enjoy.
Here's us dressed up as dubiously effective household staff
People like to add in every variable but body shape for some reason. idgi
I guess maybe she could talk about how she wants to have a child to raise and love? Make it seem less like she gets off on being pregnant so much as she wants a kid. Or maybe mention some reason she'd be too busy to have a full relationship but still wants her legacy.
eh, I fixed it in the end I guess.
Desert and beach mobs and events are done.
Here's the link
That's all for tonight. Sea snake mob, wolfgirl, and desert lamia are left. After that I might work on some less complete projects depending on how tomorrow goes.
How about just a monstergirl that somehow discovers who you are and just wants your child? She specifically wants your kid because of your genes and it would be the heir to your legacy, and she can tell others that it's your kid and help raise her social status I guess.
She's from a poor family and only wants to live a better life. She's willing to give her purity and care for your child in order to do that. She won't bother you after she gets pregnant.
>She specifically wants your kid because of your genes and it would be the heir to your legacy, and she can tell others that it's your kid and help raise her social status I guess.
She can even form/join a club with all the others the PC knocks up!
No, it's porn. Not entirely porn though. It's completely original too.
To play it you download it from that mediafire link in the OP. You might have problems if you computer doesn't have Python, but most do these days.
How do you even repair the castle?
I've been playing this shit for a while and I just don't know.
But I've been doing that shit for so long. I thought I had exhausted all encounters.
Having it be luck based is such a shit system.
Tatoba all but said "send them to my mailbox you fuck I don't read every post in the thread". Why don't you do that? I appreciate that you want a better UI because I'd like one too, but posting them here is all but ineffective.
Delicious brown elves a plus.
Dwarf's nowhere to be seen.
My character has passed out multiple times already looking for her. What the fuck is this game.
Now my next question would be: how the fuck do I get that money?
There are only a few enemies that net me a couple of coins. Is there a faster way or do I just have to farm like a bitch?
Going to the beach
Tats pls fix money balance
I already saved them and I'm implementing them after I get something to eat.
You can't, since I left a $ GOLD = 999 line on the game that I forgot to delete.
The desert dungeon gives you 1000 gold in the treasure room and 2000 more if you beat it.
The Scorpion Sting does unavoidable damage and poison, the Haunted Potion causes Haunt, a DoT of 25% HP, the Stinking Potion causes Stun, and you can add a bleed effect for extra damage.
You can also drink in Skypoint or Mesi to get Resist2 (if you pass the END test) before the fight.
Use the tail, use the haunt potion, throw stun potions until the cowgirl dies.
Does Slablands have weird transformation content? That was always my favourite part of CoC. Entering as a stalwart, brave knight and ending up a depraved mutated to hell demon with 8 tits.
No, Slablands doesn't have transformations yet. It's planned though they're not going to be as instant and easy as you're thinking.
We hate that other game so don't mention it here.
>They basically say "Yeah, it doesn't bother us to change it so why wouldn't we?"
Oh the horror of being fine with changing file extension names because you aren't attached to it. How dare they not give a shit?
Because if you don't care whether you have pizza or hamburgers and it's easier to have the pizza than hamburgers in the long run, you have pizza.
If they don't care what the file is named and one of the filenames is dumber than the other, why not change to the less dumb one?
Besides, shorter file extensions are always better.
> it's easier to have the pizza than hamburgers in the long run, you have pizza.
Absurdly stupid comparison, since leaving the extension the same is automatically easier than changing it.
You can't argue that its stupid to care about file extension and then in the same breath say one is dumb and needs to be changed for arbitrary reasons
Oh boy, I hope we have a shitstorm about something unrelated to slab at all. This is almost as good as when we fight about hypotheticals that will never happen.
I'll be writing bear girl oral, peace
I want off this planet.
I WANT OFF.
That's a pretty bad analogy.
It's more like they made a nice machine and one of the cogs in a wheel in that machine resembled a penis very so slightly if you squint at it at the right angle.
Somebody sees this phallic cog in there and goes "This is demeaning and offensive. I am offended. Change it!"
Even though most people didn't even really care and the machine is working fine.
So instead of improving the machine they change a little thing about one little piece of it that didn't really matter much so that one individual could be happy that something nobody else was offended by won't be offensive to anyone else ever again because reasons.
Considering that this same movement is forcing more and more of this crap on anyone, ANYTHING that encourages this is bullshit.
It's more like there's a society of people who hate pizza, and they're trying to force everyone to eat cardboard instead. If you eat pizza, you offend them, and they'll ruin your life unless you go along with them.
>You can't argue that its stupid to care about file extension
I absolutely can, it's stupid to argue about file extensions either way. They don't matter. How many people even know file extensions past exe, jpg, png, gif, and the word file extensions?
But it's infinitely more stupid to take it as the sign of the apocalypse because a group had no strong feelings one way or the other and realized it'd be easier to change it for the 10 people who will recognize/use it.
So basically, how dare they not give a shit? The horror.
Off topic though, and I'm not going to get into an argument about extensions of all things on 4chan.
>They don't matter
What matters is that there's a group of people who seek to stomp out anything that slightly offends their insanely fragile sensibilities that make no logical sense. Capitulating to them encourages their behavior, so any capitulation is bad.
Isn't the reason for that is upsetting people is the reason that they gave for the change. ".br" is faster to process and if they stated that instead, nobody would have care.
>might be pretty anime
Where do you think we are, sir?
This w/ a petticoat.
It's expensive because I can use the petticoat with other dresses and hopefully the dress is decent enough for casual wear every once in a while. So $60 outfit that I can wear for everyday > $40 outfit that's cheap and only good for halloween.
Only problem is the family are one of those Disney families, so one of them dressing up as Minnie Mouse is more likely than 0%.
But we're not going together so it's fine I guess.
>supernatural entity lives in a blond kids house
>can be bribed with cheap food
>denies that they like the blond kid, saying that they only like what the kid does
maybe it's just me tho
I prefer to just call it the "nobody poops" trope.
CoC is barely original. We can just as easily take from the same stuff it took from.
Only this time, we skip the furry aisle and head for the loli aisle. We also get extra helpings from the elf and monstergirl aisle.
I didn't even mention demons, dog. Chill.
The point is CoC isn't original and took a lot of shit from other things.
And so can we. We can just avoid the furries and all the other faults it had and we'll golden.
I have. I just think it's retarded to keep the name if you don't want anything to do with it.
The only reason I can imagine for keeping it is tradition; if that's it then it's a shitty tradition that invites shitposting and you'd be better off without it.
Except you. You seem pretty gungho about jumping right in and telling people they 'attacked' somebody when all I intended was to give somebody ideas to draw from that wasn't CoC itself.
But go ahead, tell me I'm a monster and bad guy.
That being that you are against people not discussing that shit game. If you wanted to oppose the original poster, then perhaps you should have replied to them instead of attacking the person telling them not to discuss it?
Will you quit it already? I'm so sick of this inane blind dog attack every time someone mentions coc no matter what their intentions are.
It's in the title. New people don't read the huge fucking docs in the intro, so they ask here, and instead of
>we don't discuss coc anymore, this thread is for slablands only now
you get this shit. Considering the literal inspiration for this game is coc but not shit, throwing a tantrum about how nothing is inspired by coc is idiotic. This game exists because people got sick of having furry dick in their mouth every other minute.
Take a deep breath, go for a walk, and calm down.
We should be able to have a discussion about other text games including coc in regards to what inspiration we can draw from them without a nuclear meltdown.
For example, I came to this thread to write for coc. Ellie wouldn't exist without coc because she was inspired by Tamani and all the other goblins.