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Me too, dude. Me too.
If someone's just average, but I can't place their gender, I'll always be much more attracted to them than the hottest guy/girl.
Must be like the holy grail for bisexuals.
entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Androgyny a best
it fucking is
How long have Dogamy and Dogaressa been married for? Do you think they'll have a puppy, or are they not going to settle down?
No cause one of the goat fuckers would rape her in the middle of class
every time i clear the pacifist route i well up
i can't help it
needs more best
spiderin this thread
I-I did a thing that no one wanted.
I'm sorry also first time writing anything let alone smut.
man i was getting kinda teary after the whole asriel dialogue thingy after seeing all the chars, especially toriel
and when i went to z toriel the valves just fucking opened man
Yeah we got alot of artists here.
New and old.
Some draw porn some dont.
I need to finish this goddamn comic already Ive been putting it off.
It is implied that Chara was always a dick and he poison himself with buttercups. At some point he took control of Asriel to possibly kill people in the village but at the last second Asriel took back control. There is a few theories of what exactly happened but all of them agree that Chara was up to no good.
I'm not into lewd as I like the idea of cute more but something that I been wondering about. Why give skeletons ghost dicks? Wouldn't it be easier to make Frisk a male and give a literal skull fucking?
What's up Sans' nose? Is it painted onto a flat surface? There's no depth. What's with the Epante thing? Who's the bitch popping her fat tit out? This art has some serious issues.
I havent cried this much due to a game since uh
shin's good ending in morenatsu
i wish i had a bro or a sis. or that my dad didn't follow through with what alphys had planned.
life is painful. i don't like it very much.
Are there any speculative reasons for why the wording is so weird in this line? Shouldn't it be "dangerous" instead of "danger"?
> Why give skeletons ghost dicks?
Cause monsters have extremely versatile magic.
> Sans' nose
Lazy. Should be carved out of the profile, I agree.
It's a grown up female Frisk.
i'm quite bored as you can see
Hope this jerks at least as many tears as what went into it.
Would Asgore be at all pleased with the meager earnings of a gardener after having been king?
>Called Toriel every time but got nothing
>Psst. Try waiting around like a good child when she tells you to and calling her in the artifact room, before you drop the dog . There's a reason she never picks up after the ruins.
WHAT DOES SHE SAY
I DON'T WANNA PLAY THE GAME AGAIN JUST FOR THAT
I dont think the skeletons would enjoy that? I like the idea of sans
boningme more anyways.
More improvements have been made
>Got friend to get into Undertale
>Immediately go to sleep
>Wake up, he's cleared both normal and true pacifist
How do I convince this person to throw away his soul and do genocide? He seems adamant about staying in good end.
Undertale seems to do pretty well at getting yearning feelings such as that to (re)surface. I feel your pain and I hope you can find some more positive memories to reflect on.
Toby probably is since that's seriously poor practice for software development
When i was walking back to asriel, I checked the phone in every new room to check for new messages Then she stopped sending them, but I kept checking anyway
You can only appreciate the happiness of true pacifist after you've slaughtered everything.
I'm not going to dump the rest as I see them commonly enough. Only posting these are they seem slightly more rare.
Fucked that up.
HERES the result
It's clearly not Frisk. Just some shit OC the artist wanted to put in. Why do artists love doing this? Self-inserting themselves in their porn they draw? It's extremely off-putting. I bet this is hardly the first time they've done it, too.
I'm not the artist and if I were to draw it would look like shit. Good luck on that request though.
I jerk it to my own porn, it's my favorite stuff to look at
I don't really draw "me fucking x character from game/show" type thing
It is really rare to hear someone would enjoy their own art though
Describe their wedding, /utg/.
I really don't have many positive memories. Growing up was unpleasant and very lonely. I try not to think about it but that's been near impossible lately thanks to TOBY.
sorry i'll stop blogging now.
If the anon who posted this is still here, I liked it. I'm curious what the letter said, but I can see Toriel objecting to further conflict with humans. The last thing she'd want is more dust shed, or being trapped AGAIN by fighting with humans again.
>moms outliving their kids
Toriel has experienced this like 8 times already, but Frisk would be the first where it was from natural causes.
What does that mean
>Would Asgore be at all pleased with the meager earnings of a gardener after having been king?
Asgore isn't really the greedy kind of guy, and after so much time spent lying to his people about giving them freedom, being an earnest, carefree gardener is probably the best outcome for someone like a lovable idiot like him.
DO IT. we need mroe undertale metal gear art work!!
Am I the only one who thinks Chara is actually an ok guy?
His original plan with Asriel was the same one that Toriel suggested Asgore should have used if he really wanted to free monsters. He would die and give his soul to Asriel, who would, using the excuse of returning Chara's body to his village to get his parent's permission, go to that village, kill another 6 humans, take their souls and free monsters from the underground. Perhaps he would have also wiped out humans as he apparently hated them and would certainly have the power to if he kept absorbing souls, so that kind of makes him a dick, but he obviously wasn't some crazed psycho murder, just a little abused kid looking to get back at his abusers, which he assumed to be all of humanity because he was a naive little kid.
There's a market for raising pet goats for things like clearing underbrush and large weeds.
Cry me a river and go to a booru, I'm not about to kiss your sad boner better.
Here guys, have a doodle.
sorry, im not that good yet, still working out the kinks and learning sai
Someone gonna send this back to Inkerton-kun?
when nobody makes the kind of porn i like, i must make it for myself
case in point, monsterkid, everyone's either drawing him as a girl
objectively wrongor with a human dick and balls also objectively wrong
Do not muscluarize the temmie!
>More snoot flicking
>Didn't go for something fun I could make a rebuttal to
Well so much for that
I mean, the details on that are funny. If he was intending to steal a monster soul rather than give his to a monster why wouldn't he just try again? Or poison Asriel? that had to be easier, Asriel was a big softy who seemed to go along with whatever he wanted.
Toriel giving a suprize hug to a random player just as he finshes the with a true ending
I took matters into my own hands, because image editing is only one of my many skills
there needs to be more classic Metal Gear/Undertale artwork, not just the most recent game
You know when you were growing up and you had that friend that your mother didn't want you hanging around because they were a bad influence on you?
Chara was that kid. Only more murdery.
Asriel was an impressionable dork that Chara was manipulating to get what he wanted.
>Yeah, I guess you're right. They were together before, and it hinted at either them getting back together or her hooking up with Sans.
Neither of those things are hinted at. I see where people get that from, but the game really doesn't imply it.
>mfw i just realize monster kid is kinda hot
FREEDOM IS HERE MY TEMMIES
Not to mention that earlier today, Toby severely hinted that they're not really back together.
He said their relationship post pacifist is one of "begrudging pity", from Toriel to Asgore.
They still seem to try to be amicable. Toriel teaches at the school and Asgore maintains the gardens/grounds.
Just your average aspiring drawfag here.
I wondered how a bandana would keep you warm.
Dont they go to live together in one of the endings? That's hinting at something maybe?
The art is so bad i have no idea what's going on here. Also gross.
Hinting at nothing. Sans lost his brother and the rest of the underworld is a fucking mess, he didn't want his one remaining friend to realize what the child she tried to help did to the underworld.
>we need more laying on the ground feeling like garbage pics.
What about being in the trash?
I get it because muffetfags are retards
I know that you nerd, my question was if he wanted to merge his human soul with a monster soul and get through the barrier why not just take Asriel's rather than giving his to him?
I suppose that's true, though I'd think it would warrant more than one attempt if it meant more control after the merger, and being a human, it couldn't have been that hard to just forcibly kill Asriel. No need to be sneaky unless trying to entirely avoid conflict with monsters beyond the one he'd have to kill to get across the border, because if a single human child can kill Asgore, a human-monster hybrid for sure could manage it. I'd say his plan to give Asriel his soul was more of a sacrifice on his part because he actually liked the kid, and possibly monsters as a whole, rather than some elaborate, unnecessary ruse.
>He said their relationship post pacifist is one of "begrudging pity", from Toriel to Asgore.
Dude, Toriel JUST saw him for the first time in ages, and is angry with him. Of course she's gonna be angry for a while, but that doesn't mean that can't mend up eventually.
Also, I wouldn't take a dogposter like Toby serious at face value when it comes couplings
Yes you may
smoochthe snootle. Even if you miss it will still be triumphant.
Monster souls don't last long outside the body unlike human souls.
The plan was for Asriel to absorb Chara's soul, and then Chara would assume direct control, which he partially did.
Uh, I'm not sure about the nihilist part because that does not coincide with how hard he tries to get you to back down in the genocide run at all, but I presume he was a lot more motivated and rounded. Papyrus' dialog and the game connecting him with Gaster seems to suggest he might've been a scientist/researcher/lab assistant in another life.
/r/ Papyrus being told to not hang out with trashy girls, or alternatively hanging out with them while dressing like a trashy girl.
If he really cared enough to kill you in the genocide run, he wouldn't have waited until you were strong enough to defeat him. He was cowardly enough to let everyone else die before he took responsibility and faced you.
These are some of my all time favorite Undertale art scenarios, to be honest.
sans has lived through countless resets just as flowey has and retained every memory from them. it's kind of hard to keep caring after how many thousands of times. his fight against frisk was for frisk's sake.
Mm, yes, but less to do with cowardice and more to do with... I don't know how to put it. Some kind of ignorance?
He says that the reason he didn't do anything sooner was A) he promised Toriel he'd protect you and B) he genuinely thought he could make you turn to the side of good by showing you "good food, good laughs and good company" or something like that.
Basically, he was convinced he could steer you onto a good path. That's why his line about "people like you will never be happy" was important.
If I remember correctly Boss Monster souls are different which is why I haven't brought up him just killing a random civi monster somewhere. In fact Alphys even straight up tells Frisk to kill Asgore and take his souls during the game, so it's certainly possible.
You must do it or else I'll have to resort to jerking off to my own art.
Please anon, for me.
You are just gaining more good taste anon and that's good
This thread needs more Mettaton.
for his fabulous quiz show.
im not sure we can even fit anything else, im so proud of you all
>implying he wouldn't have given up on you the moment you killed Papyrus
Yeah, that's why I said he's a nihilist. He doesn't give a shit anymore because he knows that, happy or sad, every ending is going to get reset eventually. The only thing he could probably care about is his brother.
I feel kind of bad, actually. Parents divorced and all, and it makes me pity Asgore because my Mom was given custody. And my Dad always tried to call, and I regret not being able to spend more time with him.
gerson explains that "boss monsters" are like a species of monster. so the goatdork is one because of his genetics.
i really liked onionsan and wanted to be able to tell him that the barrier had been destroyed at the end.
>wanting to smooch the most forgettable character, liked even less than Jerry
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY NICE IF I COULD POST
>Forever is a long time to hate someone.
It really is.
It's a bandanna, like Hulk Hogan wears, not some stupid ninja headband shit
Anyone have any teacher toriel or school related shenanigans?
someone throw in some glorious American titties, clad in an american flag bikini
Reminder that today is the only day of the year you can fight Samael the butter dragon/ So Sorry without cheating.
Nobody does, I was just assuming because it's slumped over on a table perpetually drunk and moaning about wanting more hot guys around.
So it's a chick or a really gay dude, but my mind assumes the former.
Because he can only be fought on october 10 at 8 pm. Don't miss it!
Wait it's today?
Maybe something different happens when you fight against it without cheating?
How is everyone in the Underground such a dork?
I know. did you read back all the way? We're discussing Chara's motives beyond "He's just super evil lol".
One guy just didn't get that Boss Monster is a species not a status, I think.
Having it show up at specific times was probably Toby's decision because So Sorry is a furry fat fetish artist's avatar. Toby must be sorry he had to include him in the game.
Let's try it out.
Worst character, worst lesbo, worst hunk of shit, even worse then asgore.
In-universe, maybe, but not as a discussible concept.
Jerry, see, people like to hate Jerry. But Onion? People don't have any feelings toward Onion. Nobody makes fanart of Onion. You can't be liked if nobody cares you exist.
Could you at least NOT post revolting images?
reminder that toby approves of killing this fat fuck
I was early. But he didn't show up until after 8 when I tried to leave, (with the intent to come back and see if he had spawned).
He runs in as you try to leave. Try not to drown in his buttery spaghetti.
I'm normally on team No Bully but that is just too cute. help.
all that were my sides have now been obliterated, you glorious magical bastard.
Even worse I hate figs but I know figs hate bi people even more.
PICK A SIDE CUNT!
god im terrible at realistic style
Okay, I just beat this game for the first time.
I never killed anything and got the ending where I reloaded an older file and got to the "real" lab etc.
How much of the content is there left?
it would have no way of knowing if you cheated or not
are his wings made of fucking toast
I don't like Alphys and I really wish she wasn't together with fishtits but she's actually pretty funny when I stop hating her for a second or two
I really think Onion-san is great and I wish people would make fanart. I always talked to her whenever I walked by.