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shoe on fucking head
this guy is the single biggest joke in existence at this moment.
They are going to parade all the A-List actors – all of whom cost a ton of money – for SQ42. This despite the fact that the stand-alone game is reported to be almost fifteen months away from completion.
They are going to show the opening cut-scene sequence for SQ42 with Gary Oldman giving his speech, someone flying and landing, NPCs waving etc.
They are going to show Star Marine. Again. It’s still a mess – and nowhere ready for production release. Reports tell me that if it gets released before year end, it would be a miracle.
They are going to show multi-crew. Again. Problem now is that, as of the last report I got, it doesn’t run smoothly at all. And so they are now running the demo on super computers with 16 cores, loads of memory etc. Again, not production release ready.
There is nothing new being released to backers, other than another AC patch apparently.
hey, me and Orty are excited for the con
Everybody ask him to stream his game Line of Defense!
I'd hold on to the Cutlass Blue, it has thicker armor, twice the missiles, and better engine and shields. You'll go faster than a black and take more hits than a super hornet.
>these [shirts] are like 20 years old
>I still have a whole bunch of them
gee, I wonder why
Derek Smart has good taste, and a good sense of humor.
>let me just talk about trolling
>back in the day, it was about endevauring, it was fun stuff, but people kinda hijacked it
>the point I'm making is, trolling wasn't a bad thing. The SWJs turned it into something negative, it didn't used to be
>there's nothing negative about trolling
>that's why I dont care when people call me troll, because I'm old school
>Main event begins
>Chris, Sandi, Ortwin nowhere to be seen
>it stays for a while like that until Jared gives up and takes the stream down with a "sorry"
>CIG employees go to work
>their workplace is entirely abandoned and empty
>CIG/F42 disappear from company registries
>nobody ever hears from Chris Roberts again
Actually read the post that was applying to and stop eating paint chips. Then you can try to generate an informed opinion, if your infinitely thick skull hasn't already choked your brain to death.
i have an idea
you guys should go make a BCG, and talk about Derek there
or even better a LODG, then you guys can talk to derek about his game and ask him why it's 4 years late, and what's wrong with the animations and why it crashes so much
Someone get him to explain his feelings on this
Sorry goons, what were you saying about Derek 'Cry and run' Smart being based?
Derek Smart is an assclown. But can somebody explain to me how he's worse than this fat sack of shit?
>"CitizenCon" will have been running for 5 straight years before the game even has a release date
Do people really not have other things to spend money and time on?
Sitting in a room with a thousand other neckbeards who have never heard of deoderant smugly shilling a kickstarter scam must be much more interesting than I imagine it to be.
I'm not even /fa/ but his outfit matches.
Not that guy, but I hate him for the following reasons:
>he's a nigger
>his entire game development career sucks
>all of his "games" are shoddy, 2bit crapbuckets that are akin to steam greenlight garbage
>his voice is fucking stupid
I don't even care what he thinks about star citizen.
10/1 Arena Commander released to public
5/4F 2 minute speech on blockers
4/1 $200+ new ship
50/1 sub $50 new ship
2/1 Strong lesbian womxn of colour on display
Take your odds now, gentlemen.
>even their event gets delayed
this shit writes itself
>you'll never be a semi-retired shitposter having drinks on the beach.
>being so humorless and delusional that you need to defend their inability to meet deadlines, even ones that simply require you to physically occupy a space at the time you say you will
You guys realise that the first hour of this is going to be community bullshit, right?
Between that, the delays and the stream inevitably going down for 40 minutes I think I'll just watch it tomorrow.
Should we channel for no cosplay segment?
>Scout out location fucking months before hand
>Only look at the internet (one of the most important things for a livestreamed event) mere minutes before the actual event
As expected of Cloud Imperium "No more updates before the weekend because of no support!" Games.
LOVE TRANSCENDS TIME MURPH
>Even a broken clock is supposed to be correct sometimes.
>The countdown timer on the stream is inconsistent and representative of no actual start time
Art imitates life
>countdown hits 27 minutes
>cut to crowd sperging out
>fade back to timer at 50 minutes
>suddenly 15 minutes, then 32, then 14:32
I wish you had been right. I think time itself is having an existential crisis over their interpretation of what it's supposed to mean.
That was at least fast, exciting and started when you expected it to.
Does the whole thing take place under a supersonic jet?
>speaks to the pure essence of humanity
>please give me a show of hands if you have existed as a human being in some quantifiable form during the development of this game
makes sense now that leak
Sandra (aka Sandi), has apparently threatened to quit. Again. And now, the previous job listing for a marketing person, appears to have been reworded to appear as if she's no longer in that role. Which, considering her bogus (yes, it's a confirmed fact) credentials and a looming lawsuit, probably makes sense.
I thought they said they had around 300 people last year.
>This white balance
Feels fucking weird man, like shit's got serious
Don't think it's ever gone above 300, some of the monthly reports stated the employee count which you could check
I don't think CIG is doing anything purposefully malevolent or fraudulent, but I almost wish they would get audited. They're about as capable of functioning like a normal business as /scg/ posters are of functioning like normal humans.
I'm not sure they're actively trying to make this up, or if they're just not capable of getting the actual data. Both seem plausible to me, but it's clear that at least one of those is wrong.
Some new assets, a new mission type thingy that seems to be incredibly scripted, shit you thought that was already working, and janky ass animations.
Great, it's like they're trying to drive the point home that this shit isn't coming online any time soon.
"we don't want to give you dates" "near future" "no news" - #StarCitizen is a goddamn con. @dsmart was 100% right. It's a fraud.
Maybe RSI should have spent their resources on getting an actual game out rather than hiring Hollywood actors?
twitter burning down...chris u just made derek a legend!!!
>We want the referral program to be a way for people to get the most without having to spend money
>People won't just make duplicate accounts for Auroras like the good whales they are
Well, DS was once again full of shit, it's not called Vindicator. It's a Sabre.
This looks pretty fake. Mouth is also off.
Doesn't look half as good as Cawadoody