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> book in Snowdin library says that monster souls are made of love and compassion
> monster bodies are made of magic and directly linked to their souls
> a monster's stats in battle correlate to how much they want to fight/cause harm, and how much damage they take depends on the killing intent of the person facing them
> mfw Sans' stats are 1/1 because he's the most loving and compassionate character
I didn't ask for this.
http://i.imgur.com/G7aDh0f.png http://i.imgur.com/DtJWMlN.png should I make more of these? I made a jerry one like two days ago and got banned for posting it. not even the 'porn on a sfw board' ban, a 'garbage/shitposting outside of /b/' ban. funne eh?
It was this moment where I realized the demon I had become.
He has a whole mysterious background that's alluded to without being spelled out. Good chance he was a scientist/researcher/tech that was connected to Gaster somehow.
He's a bit of a tragic figure because he's aware of the resets/timelines and it's why he's lost so much drive, but he still loves his brother a shitton and wants to protect/stay with him and watch him be happy.
Despite being the weakest monster, he puts 100% into the battle against you on a geno run.
>>118802323 He's the most love filled/compassionate monster.
It's probably tasteless but I really like to think so.
Sans' ecto and ecto-cum/saliva tastes like blue gatorade.
He's not my favorite, but he's just the right amount of silly/out there without being way over the top. He's not overly quirky like some modern characters who do silly shit all the time or blurt out random things for the sake of it, and his attitude and personality fit based on what the character's circumstances are in game.
The only people who outright dislike him probably just got dunked on
He's a skeleton, but short and fat instead of skinny and tall like most skeletons.
He wears the most casual, relatable clothing.
His puns are funny without being forced or painful.
His love for his brother is genuinely touching.
Him being the hardest boss is unexpected for a first-time player... ...But makes so much sense in a second playthrough. His story is incredibly powerless and depressing.
Which makes it even more touching to see how much he cares about Papyrus.
And most importantly,
He's Toriel's only friend.
last thread someone mentioned anon being pissed at the monsters on the surface, but what if it was
If only this was an option.
Good morning, lovelies. Had anything to eat, yet?
Then how about some of the leftovers from the chocolate cake? I'll bake a new one; it'll be done by midday~
He's Toriel's only friend.
ONLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T LIVE WITH GOATMOM FROM THE START
SHIT FUCKING GAME GET IT TOGETHER TOBY YOU FUZZY WHITE DOG FUCK SHIT
>When the monsters move to the surface, Alphys still films everything in her house
>She has several hidden camera pointing at her and Undyne's bed, couch, and shower
>Whenever she gets some down time without Undyne, she reviews the footage of them having sex
>She analyzes every single frame in detail, writing notes with one hand and pleasuring herself with the other
>She uses the footage to discover Undyne's weak points
>She slowly refines her craft until Undyne is putty in her hands
>One day, Undyne finds the notes and the videos
>Alphys panics and apologizes, but Undyne isn't angry
>They start reviewing the tapes together
>Their sex becomes so amazing that they're forced to move to a more remote location due to noise complaints about constant moaning and screaming
post the rest!
I did a stitch of that!
>"Hey boneman, how about you quit settin' up fuckin puzzles while I sleep? I'd really like to be able to get to my car without solving a fuckin' Rubix Cube."
>"NYEH! But did you taste the spaghetti"
>"Yeah, about that, I ate that spaghetti and spent all of last night shittin' my brains out. But uh, still give it like a seven outta ten. Not the worst I've had by far."
none of the other kids made it to Asgore.
and seeing a child that looks like his dead adopted son break down in tears right in front of him would probably break his already weakened resolve
Ketchup. If you turn down the offer for [food] he downs the bottle. It's his last 'joke' before seeing his brother again.
I love both, I haven't been this obsessed with a character for a loooong time...
>Asgore 'Bring home a child and i'll throw them to the wild' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kids and bids are the same, they're cancer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Fuck this, you're gonna get a trident shoved up your ass' Dreemurr
Do not bully the doughy dad goat. He's already paying for his transgressions.
the fuck does dog vagoo look like? Tried to draw the dog peen from memory but looks like I screwed the pooch there.
even tho they're just bones I imagine they grew up like all other monsters right?
This post is for educational purposes only. Nobody but the artist should actually click the following link.
Unless you're a cool guy, ayyyyy. https://e621.net/post/index/1/canine_pussy
You've been warned.
I can't stand Alphys, but some of her bits are absolute gold.
HOW UNCOUTH! THAT MUST BE AN IMPERSONATOR! FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, DO NOT HOLD BACK WITH MY MAGNIFICENT VOICE!
...STILL, IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
>tfw you're absoutely obsessed with Undertale
It's been too long since I've enjoyed a game this much.
>implying that any fluids emitted from Mettaton aren't just for
>Basically admitting to writing and posting smut of her and ASGORE
Basically the best.
The amount of Alphys eating fish taco I've seen is astounding
I mean obviously it'll happen, given that they're a canon couple
But you think Undyne would return the favor now and again.
>Asgore "Putting in holes for kids souls" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Grit your teeth for my beef" Dreemurr
>Asgore "No mercy for kids named Percy" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Murder is my last name" Dreemurr
Shoulda posted it from imgur or something.
I would like to remind everyone about the booru we have linked in the OP.
A lot of people are not uploading art there and I would like to see that change.
Please upload OC where possible.
People love him. He gets plenty of attention. If you're not seeing it now, that's just because these threads kind of go in waves.
Like how we had that huge surge of monster kid a couple days ago. I remember a thread that was full of goat dad.
>The thought of Undyne's head mashed between Alphys' massive flabby thighs
Now you're getting it!
>getting mad at people shipping
Asgore and Sperglizard are great
He's in the game for even less time than Toriel, is responsible for a lot of death and despair, and what little emotional connecting there was doesn't even stay permanent.
Everyone else knows firsthand what lengths you were willing to go to for peace, but poor Asgore will never get to remember that you were willing to throw away your freedom to preserve his own wretched life.
Oh, COOL! You know how you can save the butterscotch pie until Asgore, and eat it to reduce his stats?
You can also eat it when you're trying to save Toriel and Asgore's LOST SOULS to save them easier.
Are there any other items you can use during LOST SOULS?
That's not the original comic.
In fact, the artist has done a little Sans/Toriel.
>the character you control is a reanimation of the first fallen
>chara and asriel wear the same shirt, but Frisk does not
>Frisk/Chara was likely taken from the coffin in NEW HOME when Toriel left and buried under the buttercup patch near the entrance to the ruins
>this would suggest that Chara was wearing a striped purple shirt when he died
>Chara's soul then merged with Asriel's body
>when Asriel returned and died in the garden, Chara's soul returned to his corpse
>sometime later Chara comes back to life with his soul intact
>it should by all accounts also contain Asriel's soul
>Chara now has the means to act in a wholly positive and friendly manner with everyone he meets, becoming a new person entirely. Frisk.
>Asriel on the other hand, coming back to life as Flowey, is incapable of feeling empathy, love or compassion for others
So what if Chara's soul merging with Asriel's purged most or all of Chara's sociopathic tendencies? What if all of those destructive attributes were left behind in Asriel's dust when their soul left to seek out Chara's body?
What if, in a weird way, Chara and Asriel experienced a body swap while retaining the memories of the body they now inhabit? Frisk being unwilling to fight others, thus remaining weak with only 20hp max is indicative of monsters characteristics regarding combat.
Flowey/Asriel having infinite attack and defense would be indicative of a human consumed with hatred hellbent on destroying whomever they are facing. Yet Chara, who is now in possession of Asriel's body, has a critical weakness still that prevents him from annihilating Frisk. The memories of Asriel and how much he cared for Chara being exploited by Frisk, who is actually Asriel.
I really did like how they handled your exposure to him throughout the game.
Toriel says ASGORE will kill you.
Papyrus says KING DREEMURR is a big softie who will let you go.
You have no idea they're the same person until Undyne says KING ASGORE DREEMURR on top of her mountain, and even then, she says he has 6 human souls, then goes on to say he's a wimp later in her house.
And then Mettaton spends his entire fight assuring you that you're too weak to kill Asgore.
You really have no idea what to think of Asgore until you finally face him.
Because Toriel is a frigid bitch who has all the goat fuckers with mother complexes on lockdown, and she's brainwashed them all to shift all the blame onto Asgore even though Toriel herself could've done the same things she criticizes Asgore for not doing, on top of her running away from responsibility while Asgore kept the kingdom from falling into despair, not to mention her literally stealing the presumed dead body of the last human the monsters needed to escape the underground to give them "a proper burial". Fuck Toriel.
>Toriel is single
Everyone stop being fags. I'm trying to enjoy my garbage here.
>has all the goat fuckers with mother complexes on lockdown
I-I just wanted motherly love
same here anon i never really had a mother
>father died shortly after you being born
>mother turns into a drug addict
>getting raised by a tyrannical grandmother that hates your mother and is projecting the hate on you
i hate my life and probably gonna kill myself at one point.
i wish i had a mother like toriel
Pretty much. As much as Toriel shits on Asgore for what he did, she herself does absolutely nothing to stop him or even try and fix the situation. She ridicules Asgore for what he did in grief to try and give his people hope, when her only action was just to abandon everything.
How 'bout loving a mother?
I know we have a drawfag in here somewhere
can somone do an undertale x calvin mashup?
What about the people who are into Flowey? Are they okay?
Do you guys think Chara is really evil, or do you think that it's just a meta "it's just pixels play the game lol" character? I personally think it's the second, but a lot of people shit on Chara for being some sort of evil kid, so maybe there's something i'm missing?
Am I the only one in this thread that doesn't have mommy issues?
Like, did you people not have a loving mother constantly watching over you? It fucking sucks
>there are people in this thread who didn't press C during the Asriel Dreemurr fight
I have a mother that's really loving and is a lot like Toriel, really. I havent seen her in so long since I've gone to college and I miss her a lot. I think that's why Toriel is like that for me.
what do you mean?
Is it really so evil to want to see everything a game has to offer, even if it means killing characters that you're supposed to have become attached to? They really are just pixels after all.
Guise, what do you think the Monsters jobs would be once they got to the surface?
I'd like to think Undyne either got a job as a lifeguard or a cop, Sans would probably just get a modest and simple job and Papyrus would become a professional Racer. Toriel and Asgore worked on the new school, as for Alphys, she'd man up and use her inteligence to work on human science?
Please, do not pick on other people. They might not like what you like, but that doesn't mean they matter less, nor should they.
Now, be good, won't you?
19and my mother still treats me like a a small child. It can get annoying but i still love her.
I like toriel but im a skeleton fucker mostly.
No. I had a mother with a history of drug use who had a habit of not only taking our savings that my dad tucked away to use for her own needs, her idea of parenting was to buy us shit so we'd be quiet.
So if I get a little emotional at the prospect of having someone actually care about me, well that's my own business. Damn it.
I have mommy issues of a different sort.
My mom was one of those "pressure turns coal into diamonds!" moms who shoved me into thousands of extra-curricular things I had little interest in and forced me to excel in them (some yes, some no) so I could be flaunted. I have vivid recollections of the first year I started receiving graded homework (3rd grade in my country) and she stood behind me and smacked the back of my head with a wooden ruler if I spelled anything incorrectly or didn't write neat enough.
She spent my whole life starving me of approval so I'd bend over backwards for any lick of praise. Once I hit a certain age in high school she sort of left me to my own devices, but by that point, I already had this "I need to do well or I'm worthless" mindset about everything without her assistance.
The only good thing I can say about it is I have a law degree now. Even that's only because I felt the immense pressure from that side of my family to pick a """"prestigious"""" degree rather than something less 'wow', but I'd be more invested in.
TL;DR: I have mommy issues of a "resentment and loathing" bent, sorry for blog.
So do you think monsters would be classified into races once they hit the surface?
Cause like, despite their varied appearances they have similarities between them.
You got your fuzzyfolk like the bunnies and the dogs and scalies like alphys, undyne and monsterkid
Elementals like grillby, fire schoolgril, Heatsfire Mchotburn, ice cap, woshua(?)
Inanimates like tsundereplane...uhh...the little origami girl in the mtt hotel.
(???) class like Smiley (the devil kid), slimes etc.
and of course, spooky scary skelebros.
That's tough anon. Toriel reminds me of my mom and Asriel reminds me of myself, sort of. We're both big cry baby nerds. In the end, I would probably choose my Mom to live over me. Honestly, Asriel dying would probably be a better fate for him than the lot he has now.
Even though this is all entirely circumstantial and speculation, I think it removes nearly all the tragedy from Asriel's fate. Chara in the form of Flowey is the one being left behind in the ruins with Asriel's memories and experiences keeping a bind around him to prevent him from lashing out.
Asriel is the one who gets to go home with his family and friends, despite believing himself to be someone else entirely.
Do monsters even have a concept of race? Because it seems like everyone you meet is widely varied and no one seems to make a distinction except for when you ask if Asgore is a goat, even then you get flat out ignored.
this is me >>118804685
i am 23 now and i have nothing i stopped school after high school i am a leech for the government and i can't do anything so i just kill myself once i don't receive any money anymore to survive and live in my video games
i can understand your childhood also sucked but atleast you can do something with your life now
Yeah. I was thinking a nice thing to ask for would be Lucas from Mother 3 and Asriel each showing off their fire magic/psi to each other, and one/both of them being amazed that a human/monster can do magic/psi.
I'm gonna be honest, I just enjoy fantasies involving younger men and older women.
/r/ing Chara - You'll Cowards Don't Even Genocide
Reminder that it's possible to solve Mettaton's tile puzzle.
Is this Grillby's daughter?
__. Were you expecting a pun?
I really wanted to, but I spent two hours last night trying to find a good reference for
goat dick, I even ended up on a bestiality forum, but I couldn't find any decent reference.
If you happen to have any good references, I'll be more than happy to give him a
happy as you would be if you were Frisk in this situation
I tried google images several times, never got anything decent.
Ehh I see a lot of goat anthros and shit with horse cocks and it just looks a bit weird, I'd rather give him some sort of weird fictional monster penis. Not that horse cocks are bad, they just wouldn't look too good on him.
Though they'd look great in him :^)~
>slap a horse dick on a random animal and call it a day!!
hey fuck you buddy that shit's lame
just stick with a human-esque dong if you aren't going to go with whatever crazy penis the animal actually has
>Undertale was made by the same person that made that pretentious bullshit EB: Halloween Hack (Toby Fox)
Ah I see, I see. What's it like being a faggot with no taste?
Welcome to late night/ Early morning UTG!
Quite possible the worst/best time to post on UTG because anyone with a lick of talent in any form is asleep as well as all the people who care about thread quality, so literally anything goes here!
We have fun. First matter to attend...
The severe lack of Smiley (devil kid) content being produced. For a background npc he's pretty memorable for taking an enthusiastic approaching to an otherwise dreary and hopeless lifestyle. And dont forget about his partner in crime, Melan (for melancholy) the little overly bundled mousey mouse who just cant seem to lift its spirits.
Thats sitcom material if i've ever seen it.
I don't know how I feel about this.
It looks good but I'm not sure how other people will react to an undertale OC. Are we reaching Undertale OCs tier?
How about you take responsibility and accept your conscious actions as personal decisions.
I like Undertale OCs as long as they:
a) Try to play by the rules of the series (i.e. look like they could exist in the game, no special quirks or powers)
b) Are drawn well.
I don't like the one you posted because it's a boss monster like Toriel/Asgore/Asriel. I don't think you can ever convincingly/lore-appropriately make an OC of a boss monster.
As terribly written as that hack is. Are you sincerely sitting there claiming that you never went through an edgy phase through your life
My husband has the exact one pictured there.
I am not sure how to feel.
I USED TO LOVE YOU, YOU SHITFACED LEPRECHAUN
Not in the slightest. It's fucking terrible and cringe inducing.
But to completely damn a person for going through a faggot edge phase is pretty retarded, may as well disregard 4chan as a whole at that point.
The former is true but the latter is undeniable
Not them, but it's not a matter of "excusing" or not. It's cringe that exists and it's fine to laugh at because everybody has stuff they did in the past that's cringey and bad. It's part of growing and getting better.
If you don't have any cringey shit you've made, you're lyin'. It's silly to try to act above reproach just because your shitty 12-year-old anime drawings are in a sketchbook at the back of your closet rather than online.
You can make it exist!
>tfw no qt to cuddle with in our kigurumis and watch lame shit together all day
also yeah I'm a furry but I think fursuits are kinda uncomfortable but I'd really love a kigurumi
>It was born of a combination of many things I had been thinking about at the time - the lack of non-stereotypical, major homosexual characters in media, the staleness of a fifteen-year-old video game, the player's conciousness of their own decisions in video games, and the fact that it seemed that most people generally thought I was just "another funny guy."
I don't think anythings changed tbqh
the pace speeds up a bit, but it'll stay more or less the same. the only similarities it really has with undertale are that it's fun to walk around and talk to all the minor npcs
Don't try to pretend to be pure, anon. I bet you did some really cringy stuff when you were 16, like I did. We all did.
EB hack is not great, but it has good final boss theme.
And who the fuck cares. Underground is good, so trying to invalidate it with older thing the author made is just /v/-tier.
Brother I if I had internet at my genaration I would of killed my self by now from shame and the stupid shit I would of put up.
Here's the thing, this new generation of kids don't know the meaning of shame. #triggred #safeplace, "people" have told them they are special snow flakes and awarded the pile of garbage they spat out.
Seriously though, this is my first impression of this guy and it's not a good one.
just go to steam and screen-cap "Overwhelmingly Positive" for the reviews section, and the "98% out of 5,000+ reviews are positive" thing
i mean honestly how can someone be wrong about liking something they enjoyed??
and, if you're going to have a fucking problem with something list some objectively bad things about the game, not make some retarded half-assed stab at an older project
i don't even like Undertale that much, i don't want to fuck anyone, or meet any of them, it was a relatively short and painless experience and you know what? that's why people like it
>tfw all those forums I used to post my retarded attention whoring, edgy shit on are all dead
Does anyone have trouble sleeping after finishing the genocide route? Chara legitimately terrifies the fuck out of me.
you know what? it's projected from all of yuor experience with other things, honestly it borrows like a vampire, it's not a bad game but holy shit are most of the characters shallow
it's light, it's fun, and even when it goes full genocide, it's still pretty fun and tongue and cheek, get over it
I have no idea, we are surrounded by pienowpie kids nowadays.
Honestly what do I care what Jack Nicholson thinks about what I had for breakfast or what he thinks about metal gear v.
>people jacking off to goats and skeletons
>Cold Steel the Hegehog tier donut steal characters are popping up
This fandom is worse than the Five Nights at Freddyfags
This isn't even an Undertale OC, it's just some furfaggot's OC made up to look like Asriel. It's dumb and gay.
Just a video game anons, a indie video game made by some jew, get a grip on reality you fucking dog penises.
No, the snowman isn't necessary for a genocide victory. It just helps, three snowman pieces heals a lot.
Similarly you can torment the snowman (by eating the snowman piece in front of him) and still get a true pacifist victory.
I think we'd get along pretty well anon
even though I'd never hook up with you, even if you were my preferred gender, because that's not what this site is for imo. Regardless, you seem cool anon. Keep being you. Comforting to know there's someone out there who relates.
Some anon requested this ages ago. I decided I'd be the one to deliver.
You're cool too Anon, I'm glad you exist!