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Just ask yourself what would Trump do
I can't believe like Bernie when his plan is increase our government spending that we already can't pay for unless we 100% tax the rich.
But it doesn't surprise because the average retard can't into basic math.
>implying thats a bad thing
keep the degenerate monsters out of the holy land.
FUCK EVERY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
WHERE'S MY MONSTERGIRL CANDIDATE?
The US isn't ready for a cute monstergirl president ;-;
As I'm sure just about everyone expected, the loli harpy tea party won.
Alright then, I'll write it. I wanted to wait on it until I could actually put the time in for the harpy expansion, but given how long it's taken to get around to it as-is, I suppose I can do this as a little preview of the general tone people should expect from them.
Expect something in about an hour. Maybe two. No more than that. Do not expect a masterpiece.
going through and fixing this pastebin is making me sad.
So many projects and writers lost like tears in the rain.
Truly we are undeserving of such a ruler.
Fuck off, Mastema
>Physically unable to deal with not having a computer to fuck with
>Already talked to my roommate about David Cage, Uwe Boll, Leslie Withers, BL games, and Hatoful Boyfriend
>she just desperately wants to do her homework
Somebody please stop me, I am assassinating my own character with every word I utter
I already did before the laptop crash, actually. It was just a short
And then she started laughing and I joined in. No exaggeration, even.
I wish I could at least play dress up games or something, though. I guess I could get over this terrible keyboard and write, but it'll take a lot out of me. This is awful, it takes a full second for the keystrokes to register and I type fast. The display starts to lag full sentences behind after just a minute or so.
Guess I'll advertise for ao3 fanfics instead.
I saw a hyphen AND a semicolon in the first paragraph. Very highfalutin.
Something for a bunch of people? I'm only up to Jeremy's Girl
Whoops! It ended up ballooning into 2k words, there's a lot of setup, and it's still a bit unfinished as-is, but I wanted to make sure I made the deadline I set for myself. Sorry guys, this is why I can't handle requests. I hope you enjoy it, for what it's worth.
And my computer is somehow fine, looks like. Thanks based dogdick.
Got more ideas for knotting which is great, although the dudes who had them in the story didn't have sheaths but eh.
All in all productive night. I read bad fanfiction, I read good fanfiction, I read average fanfiction that I really really like for no explainable reason and bookmarked to keep track of, it was a good time.
teater swits and
I have three amulets that glowed a few times each whenever I levelled. But they are not accessories, they are key items. How do I use them (and that old magic tome)?
I've gotten to level 18 with nothing but stun bolt. There's a twisted branch that uses brambles, but that's all I found so far. Any other spells to learn somewhere?
Horror Stream 2 starting:
Gameplay looks fun. I can already tell I'm gonna have trouble dodging those spheres.
I've had a note sitting around for a while that I should write some spells out for the coral city. We really do need some support for more magic, though. Some of the projects were planning on giving a spellbook, but I don't think they had a spell list written out.
A while back Heebie even set up a little public doc for people to post spells ( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HXkosRPV-QE09up4JL6a0BJMgvHo-jsYtpjvmmfs_8s/edit# ) but sadly there wasn't much of a reply. But yeah, if people want to do a little event or something or just come up with more spells that could really help.
I've got ideas for spells, friend, the issue is getting them all set up and implemented.
>stuff that gives a miss chance vs attacks (This is already a thing I wrote by the way, it just hasn't been implemented yet)
>stuff that poisons
I just don't see the point in having a bunch of spells that only deal damage.
I mean, that would make sense, but you don't see any first hit does X and second does Y. Just they get they little status icon. Only weapon I know that uses it is the Golden Dagger for its bleed attack (only requires the status icon to be there) - which also causes multihit, but still only shows damage once. Multihit attacks seem to do less damage over all, compared to other weapons, so I didn't know if there was some hidden effect it caused, since it doesn't mention it in combat like bleeds.
If you can obtain it in game, then not really. After editing things, I just tell him what to add and when. If a mechanic is broken I have no idea when it'll be fixed, the only way to do that is talk to Tatoba about it.
Yeah, that weirded me out tbh but it's not like it's wrong technically. Just really oddly put. I can't remember if it was a freezer or not, so maybe that's why they didn't just say meat locker? idk
Also because it's a classic and deserves a watch.
For some reason I thought you were talking only about the fic and I was like "yeah, getting assfucked by a giant safe is classic horror. he really gets me." that said, I can't think of anything more festive than having weird horror sex for halloween.
fucking suffer with me loser
>rosi • 6 months ago
>PLEASE END MY FUCKING SOUL HOLY SHIT
this is going to be good
>Male main character is just straight up a dog mascot
>Female main character and love interest is an attractive normal woman with whiskers painted on her face
Oh man, I didn't know they had video game guys do the character design. I love shitty sexual dimorphism that's only there so dudes don't have to worry about having to see female characters that DON'T get their dicks hard.
You know what I mean, though. The guy's straight up animal but the girl's human. Like that picture of the various races and all the girls are copy pasted with cat ears or tiny tusks while the men all look different and actually interesting. That kind of sexual dimorphism. Girls can't be mascots or not be sexy, they gotta give the kids boners 24/7.
You can't look at it in a vacuum, though. The reason why the girl (both girls) are attractive is boners. It's a common and persistent trend. That chances of it being random (the girl just happens to be human) is infinitesimal if not 0.
That said, love Christopher Lloyd's performance. They most have mo-capped him, it's so natural.
consider this, how many female grocery store mascots are there that are also animals? closest I can think of is chicken of the sea, and thats just a mermaid. if anything by making her a regular chick they were being accurate.
Also, I'm pretty sure the main reason is because they were just copying Roger Rabbit's shtick without realizing that Roger dating Jessica is supposed to be a gag.
>checking steam queue
>trap pc in an all girls school dating game
>tfw playing video games is no longer entertaining
What are some small projects I can help with for Slab? I don't think I'm up to writing anything super elaborate like a waifu.
Write something that isn't just filler. Make it a quest that gives you a free sword or something, it doesn't have to be complex, but it should be more than an event that doesn't do anything for the player.
There's everything wrong with it. You might as well replace all of them with the word 'timewaster'. You can add to the character of the world and have stuff that actually benefits the player going on at the same time.
>excited for Halloween
>see the best costume there ever was
well fuck, why even bother now?
I like the events that "don't really do anything," they're enjoyable bits to learn about the world or folks in it,
rather than just holding down skip and going from battle to battle.
forcing the loser's legs up and towards their chest, using them as armrests as the winner leans back and uses them as a chair? like this?
Fine booty who/when/where?
No I, sadly, do not know the source.
Think about the FUTURE
>accidentally sent this to my mum instead of the funny youtube link I meant
trying to work on my project like
wait a second am i being tricked here
>mad at lewd clothes are censored for a 13 years old year.
Normies, am I right?
Except they aged her up to 15.
...So why age her up in the first place if you're just going to take out her costume?
At least it's not as bad as Bravely Default where they aged all the characters up to adult ages but still censored the clothes.
Or Fatal Frame where the underwear costume actually had plot relevance but they instead took it out completely.
get an error when lady in skypoint takes my letter
looks it may have to do with a variable not being named right or maybe dev just forgot to replace "x" with the name of the variable he wants to remove
not sure since i have no idea how renpy handles errors
Anon, she's still 15; an age that Americans still find weird to sexualize. Don't blame companies, blame society. The Bravely Default and Fatal Frame issues I understand but not this.
And yet there's kids younger than that right now going around in skimpy little bikinis in the land of the freedoms.
So actual factual kids can go around like that and make me feel creepy and somehow this is okay, but when it comes to vidya where I know it's fake and doesn't creep me out, it's not okay?
I've felt that way about America for a while.
So long as it's only the jailbait character that's censored, I'll be okay.
I was going to put the bikini armor on the brown girl anyway. Or wear it myself if I play a girl.
>I've felt that way about America for a while.
>Hyper violence on TV, ok, boobs on TV, eww censor that.
>Government decisions are based on who can pay the most.
>People vote on who is more popular than on who is best for the country.
>Schools throw money on sports rather than STEM classes and programs even though these people are changing the world for the better.
>40 hour of work at the minimum with minimum amount of maternal and almost no paternal leave even though the first few months are the most important for the family.
>The incarceration system is almost always based on retribution and not rehabilitation even though rehab prevents more crimes.
>Healthcare system is incredible expensive for almost everyone and health insurance premiums has never dropped in its entire history.
>Mentality of "fuck the poor, they didn't work hard enough" even if being poor isn't your fault.
>Mentality of "To be successful, you have to work hard." even though most of the times, it's luck based.
I can continue on and on about this. But this is what I observed over the years. America is backward as shit. The only one who can save us is
a monstergirl president
>Apparently the source was some twitterfag who never played the JP version and the outfit that she was 'censored' into wearing was an outfit that was in the JP version already.
Oh lul. This whole mess could be a false alarm. /v/ is still going to have a field day about this tho.
Oh shit we're on page 10 post halloween girls
Actually the incarceration system is based on a for-profit model. Much of the woes of the american prison system can, in most states, be directly attributed to corporate ownership.
This is why the conditions are shit for both the workers AND the inmates, the places are shit, the maintenance are shit, and you're being overcharged tax-wise to cover all of this while the owners pocket the money and the inmates make a ton of money they'll never see for whomever they're producing goods for every day.
This is also why there's such a push to put as many people in jail as possible.
You make them work for free.
Oh man, anon. You shouldn't have done that.
Yes anon, you're right that no forced them to do it. But the MC is officially 13 years old in NA and Europe localization. But since game companies are starting to become overly PC and the vocal minority starting to have some influence along with the West being sensitive about anything sexual in particular, they either risk demonization by people for allowing this or lose some customers over the changes.
I know prisons are becoming more and more privatized. It's really is a shame to see since prisoners, no matter how much you want to denied it, are still human beings. Focusing on rehab and maybe legalizing or lowering drug sentences will save more money in the long run.
We still don't know if the Neo-Gaf guy was even telling the truth about everything.
He only posted a very shitty snapshot missing more than half of the screen and 'claims' that the young girl is the only one effected by this censorship and showed no proof that the same outfit (That we don't know the english name of is because he didn't take a good screen shot of it) is lewd on the other characters like he claims (which he also didn't take a snapshot of)
This whole thing reeks of bullshit.
For the most part yeah, but from my reading for the raptors, it turns out that there were still colder or more temperate areas with dinosaurs. Like the Gobi Desert had pretty much the same environment back then that it does now.
I'm editing my doc anon.
Most of the time, that's true. It's either people who know little or nothing about the game. But that's who people ironically or unironically pay attention to the most.
Yeah. There's really no nice and quick solution to this. But the biggest obstacle is not the people who profit but the average person. Since most people don't care for prisoners and rather want retribution over rehab, nobody is standing up for them, allowing profiteer to do almost anything and getting away with it.
Tis the season of spooks with Halloween upon us and what's more Halloween than Vampire Loli's?
demons are pretty halloween'y too
>the "hating wolfgirls and vampire lolis" meme
>the meme of believing the hating of vampire loli and wolfgirls "meme" is actually a meme.
Vampire loli and wolfgirl that only communicates in memes when?
Keep saying that and maybe one day she'll won't be a meme anymore.
>mentality of fuck the poor they didnt work hard enough even if being poor isnt your fault
its more of a spend smart sort of thing, too many people waste money on consuming instead of saving or investing in themselves, but this is because media tells you that it's okay to spend money you dont have by financing things and due to a lack of knowing better.
>to be succesful you have to work hard even though most of the times, it's luck based.
the work hard part is true to a point, though its not just working hard, it's working smart, it's knowing what to work hard for.
tl;dr america is shit about teaching it's citizens about smart money habits
fancy spider lady
It's less about spending smart and more not being able to. Floating around somewhere is a chart of the rise in prices of food, rent, etc. They're not wasting money on consuming. They have to to survive. Even cellphones and laptops and Internet are necessities due to our society. So people paying monthly to rent a laptop aren't wasting money. They need it. People who have to spend their entire paycheck on food, electric, medical, bills and don't have anything left over to save aren't being stupid. They're trapped in a cycle because of food prices, low wages, increase in rent. Tuition goes up, they can't afford to get a degree, they can't get the credentials needed to get a higher paying job. Bills get bigger and bigger, their wage stays the same, what used to be $100 extra dollars to save each month becomes $50 becomes $25 becomes a deficit.
Plus there was a good point I saw about how low income families or members of society tend to have very loose cash flow if that makes sense. Like having just bills: tens 20s one dollar bills, which are easier to spend if you're working a 10 hour shift and you need to pop over to Hardee's or subway or something so even the way they get their money kind of prevents them from being able to invest it.
If I can find it again I'll probably link it or something I don't know.
there are a lot of different ways to cut some luxuries that you don't need in order to save money for your future, even minor things like eating out or buying name brand food can add up, i've seen a lot of people who are considered "poor" still go out to mcdonalds or subway for lunch, when they could be saving a lot of monthly money by packing lunch
and the key to saving money is to save your money before you do anything else with it, say you get your paycheck, you should immediately put 1/10 into your savings and then go from there
Not Halloween. At least dress the part dumbo.
>She won't even interact with you at all if you killed even one monster.
>She ends up rebelling against Toriel and campaigning for human genocide in the ending.
Dating muscular fish lady is the best part of the game, i'd gladly not kill anything for that
I feel like you're not taking into account the factors that cause them to consume like health, living conditions, time, or the other things I mentioned previously and are only focusing on the consumer symptom rather than causes. If you'd like, you should look up the healthy = cheap myths that are usually used in arguments about health and spending in the working class and lower.
It's a joke weapon that does a decent amount of damage 3ish times before breaking and disappearing into black smoke and bats
Last bit optional and you're welcome to tweak whatever you want
Tries to pick up 'studs' all the time, only to fail constantly.
Always styles her hair and wears tinted bifocals to stand out.
Lives with her dad.
Only friend is a lady who runs a restaurant and her two other 'friends' are a super nerdy girl and a little boy that always gets on her last nerves.
>reading the list of stars from foodfight! to my mom
>she's excited to watch it
She knows, she had to give birth to me. If she isn't expecting shit from how hard I advertised Wayne Brady and the Duffs, she's lost her edge.
Also for some reason she hates Eva Longoria which I have no idea what would even cause that.
for my first/main project:
pick it out of the hat, steal it from the video games. I can make my husbando love me this time and now people can't just say it's fanfiction
Actually I just wrote him with my ability to hide my Bitchery. It's a good thing it's text only, otherwise you'd see his resting Bitch face and know his lovable exterior is just a ruse; meant to cloak his Bitch core. And inside the core is a small rubber Dork ball. Like the inside of a baseball.
If you threw him he'd bounce surprisingly well, actually.
My little sister's going as Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks, and I'm fucking irate about it. There's only room for one nerd in this family, and I've worn that crown for 20 years I'm not ready to give it up now.
>Halloween final boss of Pokken Tournament is Mewtwo
>He has no trainer, but instead impales a giant Mega Stone into his shoulder so he can make himself Mega Evolve
Jesus Mewtwo, I don't think you need to go that hardcore. Although you do look cool with that orange.
What to do after I do my father's HW for him, that asshole:
>1-3 my own programming stuff
>4-6 eat and watch a show
>7-9 shower and toner and moisturizer and hydrocortisone and etc.
Probably the same reason I went as Woody and not Jesse when I was younger. They're the main characters, not the "sometimes shows up sometimes doesn't" side characters girls have to represent them in cartoons, especially older cartoons.
> You access the Oracular network through Pia's crystal ball
> She left an announcement: "STOP SENDING ME IMAGES OF DICK YOU GUYS!"
> Pia can't stop staring at your tits/ass/abs
> Pia keeps sexually harassing the help
> Discipline her? Yes/No
> Pia has created another abomination that you need to put down.
> It's a midget skeleton riding a skeletal goat cycle that shoots lasers.
why not both at the same time?
To spite you
momiji is just a smelly dog
its the truth and you know it
then she'll smell like wet dog
that's not how bathing works
hey you started it
I've always been interested in writing something for slab but I dislike writing sex because I'm always afraid I'm not writing it in a way that would do it for others.
There any use for comfy encounters, like literal living rooms that just want you to stay and share in their knowledge for a while?
then encourage you to come back with your Waifu to add your make out sessions to their experiences
Are you enjoying your Halloween?
I AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET TO ME I'M JUST GONNA CREEP
DOWN AT PUMPKIN HILL I GOTZ TO FIND MY LOST PIECE
I KNOW THAT IT'S THERE I CAN SENSE IT IN MY FEET
THE GREAT EMERALDS POWER ALLOWS ME TO FEEL
I CAN'T SEE A THING BUT IT'S AROUND SOMEWHERE
I'M GONNA HOLD MY HEAD CUZ I HAVE NO FEAR
THIS PROBABLY SEEMS CRAZY, CRAZY, A GRAVEYARD THEORY
A GHOST TRIED TO APPROACH ME AND GOT LEARY