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>no Liara in Andromeda
>Why is there no Liara in Andromeda
>please put Liara in Andromeda
>i don't plan on playing your shitty game otherwise
>i want to die
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Bioware has a reputation for acknowledging fan autism
I'm not fit enough to be a military policeman tbh
make pearl necklaces
can't make one all the time. also I played skyrim until now and will do so again, but I have to close firefox because it will crash and/or skyrim crashes when both are running. memory issues, should buy some RAM next month.
does anyone have the picture about the guy being mad about me 3 forever?
>TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS
Even if we meet at a (comparatively) early age and i live to a healthy canon age for humans in the ME universe she still has like what, 700-800 odd more years to live after i'm gone?
I'd want her to be happy. If living alone for the better part of a millennium does that for her than sure, but otherwise I want her to live a life. Keep a memento of me or something, but do her thing.
>implying she's going to find anyone with stroke game like mine anyway
I hope you mean what I think you mean
yeah same here, that's the reason. a few years back I played skyrim without problems on a much worse rig because firefox didn't really demand much except when you had like 100+ tabs open, now I could just leave a single tab open and it'd still be ridiculously demanding.
I mean exactly what you hope I mean.
>Something that has seen uncountable cycles of organics being fucked by their own creations
>A guy who has lived two cycles
>Not valuable sources of wisdom thanks to their experiences
>Saving a bunch of things that because of some random bug praised the Reapers as gods
>tfw kicked a metric fuck-ton of ass and still only 2000/5000 enemies killed
They can be fine if done right.
I got the reach and flexibility conversation, and I suggested "blowing off steam" with Garrus, but he's been calibrating for a few missions, now - does the next conversation take a while to trigger, or have I fucked something up?
renegade/kaidan is my canon desu sempai
>letting your shep bone a filthy alien
if you suggested going a few rounds/sparing instead of flirting you didn't trigger the romance.
It held a fertile, female krogan. The Reapers wanted her dead, and TIM was indoctrinated. In his own mind, he probably convinced himself that curing the genophage made the krogans too much of a long term threat to justify doing it in the short term, but really, he was doing it because the Reapers told him to.
Why do they not retain their electrical blast attack?
But Harbinger and Sovereign both landed on actual planets and Harbinger fought with Shephard. What's the point of putting in a small mini thing?
And what was the original concept behind the Reaper's work?
Only one I can remember is this one. I'd love to see more though.
>all those Liara and Ashley c.u.ck stories
>none of them filled
One job, Mass Kink. One job. Where's the fucking kink, goddamnt?
It's like the fagets on AdultFanfiction that write fics with the tag 'NoSex'. The why the fuck are you uploading it there?
>mfw i actually look like my shepard
but lets discuss the application of mass effect drives on cats.
you're in Afterlife and this guy walks up to your waifu and slaps her ass
What do you do?
I don't know and I really hope we don't get anyone like her, i don't want or need reskins of old ME characters in the new game.
To be honest, it's not even like Liara's that bad. She's just kinda bland.
And Liarafags are still so insistent about parading her through every single thread, and then acting like faggoty stammering weebs if you suggest you don't actually think she's that great.
Haven't been here in a long time.
Wat up /meg?
watch her break his wrist while i finish my beer
I see Jackfags are still around.
But Liara is one true waifu, not some hood rat experiment went wrong.
it shouldn't be anyone against anyone bru
also i never romanced tali but she isn't that bad, really. obscure waifus (at least obscure on /meg/) deserve love too
don't quite understand why there's so much inflation and weight gain porn of her though
>hood rat experiment went wrong
get that smug blue bint outta here cuz
and take your mating tube replicas too, cunt
You do know most asari are out of shape civilians.
>mfw stirring shit between waifufags in a dead general
how did it come to this
how much halloween candy do you think liara and tali have been getting into?
>how did it come to this
reminded me of this
Overly aggressive Jackfags. Smh senpai, baka.
Goddamnit, they even did it to my other waifu.
I like plumper girls, but what the fuck?
Autism has its reasons of which reason knows nothing
i've become everything i swore i never would be
Liara probably had a few bits of human candy, but prefers the sweets that aethyta sent her awhile ago.
Tali gazes longingly at the bowl of candy in the mess, occasionally she takes a piece and watches as it stretches and cracks in her grip. The whole concept is rather uncommon on the fleet.
At some point she either buys or shep/garrus gives her some random sweets in sealed tubes that fit perfectly in her helmet's intake port.
While some of the other women are smoking, Tali has one of said tubes protruding from her artificial snout, like a semi transparent horn.
Of course nothing happens without consequence and soon she realizes that the suit's internal reservoir of mouthwash and oral cleansing agent isn't enough to cope with her intake of sweets.
None of them balloon up to that size though. Although after the war most of the crew do put on a few pounds, including Tali and Liara.
But Jack never had any boob to speak of.
What has gone so wrong? With Mass Effect and your life?
genuinely good cosplay desu
more than a few pounds with the weight of a
little blue baby
last one, need to stop procrastinating
good asari cosplay is quite rare
good quarian cosplay is impossible, human heads are too large
So I played Mass Effect when it came out and even ME2 but I only did the demo part of ME3. I got the trilogy disc for PS3 as a gift but since I moved out and can't use my console I'm considering just downloading it on PC. I'd like to do "everything" to really experience the games and that includes romance since I never bothered. I love femshep but I don't want to romance guys or Liara, kinda leaning towards Ashley for the first game and Jack for the second. Can you romance her in the third? Or is that Chest McMuscles and the other gay woman? I'd romance Wrex but he's off limits for some reason. I don't like birds or frogs so I'm not interested in Garrus or Thane.
I guess I gotta go with maleshep but I'm not sure what class is the most fun. I remember the biotic charge one (vanguard?) in ME2 was great but it feels weak in the first game so far. I guess infiltrator with sniper works. They overhauled biotics in ME2 and made it more fun iirc so should I just go soldier with heavy armor and assault rifle in the first and resign myself to boring combat? Also fuck Mako missions, I'm not looking forward to that.
There are good quarian cosplays out there.
pic related is best one in my opinion
Yeah that's what I was trying to convey. I gotta go with maleshep. How is the adept playstyle in the first game? I remember it being quite alright in the second. Also is the multiplayer dead in ME3? I'm not even sure what you do in it but I can't believe it would survive any real measure of time.
Oh okay. You can romance Jack in the third but there is barely any content for her. In fact the only characters with much romance content in 3 are Liara, Kaidan and Ash
Adept is less fun in 1 than 2, but not boring either. It's really fun and powerful in 3 though
The MP isn't dead
last one I have
I hope they drop biotics in Andromeda and go harder on actual science in the fiction.
>go harder on actual science in the fiction.
Nigga is wanting a consistent universe not powered by magical Reaper farts that much of a stretch? Or having every firearm in the whole of galaxy somehow switch from sinks to rounds in a few years?
Yes he is.
Space magic is never as good as hard sci-fi simply because you end up with, at most, a mash up of tropes belonging to a 50's pulp novel.
Take planets for example. Do you know what kind of weird planetary bodies deep space research is uncovering? With space magic we end up with the desert planet, the ice planet and some backward agrarian utopia. Kinda like the new Star Wars.
Instead of something like this - http://www.space.com/159-strangest-alien-planets.html.
I hope Andromeda won't be. I am getting tired of space fantasy. There is so much cool stuff out there and we are stills tuck with humans with weird foreheads as aliens.
Shit we had a space game and absolutely no zero gravity segments in it. Zero gravity gameplay was the best part of Dead Space.
It's really not the same. Or as fun.
We don't have to do orbital mechanics by hand. Just use all these new and interesting concepts. So many new weapons, so many new modes of transport, so many new lifeforms.
How about tight fitting space suits which are actually viable?
Weapons that fire slugs at such high speeds that they ignite the atmosphere through which they travel?
Nuclear powered X-ray lasers with ranges in light minutes?
Enough firepower to glass a planet ten times over that doesn't involve stupidly large objects in space?
I'm more interested in tech for day to day life; translators, whatever replaces the omni-tool, transports, habitats, suits. Weapons are cool but I want to know what makes ship life possible.
It wasn't a big part of the ME games but the fact that you could wander down to the engineering deck was always cool to me.
The only thing I liked better was shit like being able to wander around on ME 1's Citadel.
>First artificial satellite
>First signals from space
>First animal in orbit
>First lunar spacecraft
>First human-made object in heliocentric orbit
>First impact into another celestial body (Moon)
>First photos of far side of the Moon
>First animals and plants returned alive from space
>First human spaceflight (Yuri Gagarin)
>First planetary flyby (Venus)
>First woman in space (Valentina Tereshkova)
>First soft landing on another celestial body (Moon)
>First photos from another celestial body
>First impact into another planet (Venus)
>First artificial satellite to orbit another celestial body: the Moon
>g-guys we had people on the moon that means we won the space race, right?
>german swallowing slavic penis
Submitting to your servile instincts as usual I see
That makes literally no sense, and regardless how often you post that that video, it still doesn't suddenly become funny or true.
>muh mars mission
Curiosity was a joint mission funded by a lot of countries, not just America, for example the Radiation assessment detector was 100% German.
And I seem to recall a certain Mars probe that crashed because some American technician couldn't differentiate between metric and imperial...
Fucking computer at work always defaults to German google...
not that it would be hard to switch to the English site by your are're self...
>muh units of measurement
while the ussr (metric) was getting their people killed fucking around with soyuz after their only decent aerospace engineer died we were landing on the moon
while the mainlanders are arguing about muh arbitrary definitions of distances and weights the anglosphere has been dominating real science for centuries
better than ded desu
They're making a Mass Effect ride at the theme park that used to be called California Adventures, right next to Disneyland in Anaheim. I figure 4D means 3D + auditorium effects/feedback like shaking, moving around on a platform like a ride/whatever, like Honey, I Shrunk the Audience in Disneyland.
Can't help it.
I'm conceding though because I'm heading to Burger King now before heading home which makes the American the winner after all I guess.
>regardless how often you post that that video, it still doesn't suddenly become funny or true.
How many MT's could Femshep fit in her mouth with a jaw like that?
Yep, I assume it's as lame at Epcot as it is in California.
>Hating Burger King
I'd be pissed if I wasn't on a diet and not eating BK anyway.
i never fail to laugh at it, particularly when he goes into an autism induced fit
i love it, the whole cheesy "circa 1975 vision of the future" theme at Epcot and Tomorrowland is great
>while the ussr (metric) was getting their people killed fucking around with soyuz after their only decent aerospace engineer died we were landing on the moon
Some ignorant bullshit as usual.
Hypothetically, if I wanted to play the whole ME saga from start to disappointing finish, all DLCs with choices carrying over, how and where would I do that?
Is there a collection disc or something?
>And I seem to recall a certain Mars probe that crashed because some American technician couldn't differentiate between metric and imperial...
NASA has outsourced some of the probe development to a private company who used imperial.
Of course. I'd want to know about its ecosystem, for example, what the world has that's smaller than the snow-crabs and larger than the pterodactyls, and the same for each of the planet's environments.
No, everyone knows imperial is dumb as fuck.
But you said they still use it, and that it was their fault for using imperial for the destruction of the MCO.
The company they outsourced to used imperial because every person in the US learn it as children.
NASA and the military both use metric, and have been for quite some time.
Larger. Elephant sized herbivores who walk on stilts of ivory like bone that the crabs can't climb, and they feed on algae that grow atop of the snow by using large pitchfork like protrusions poking out from their mouth.
A stray snowcrab or two tends to follow along at times.
Largely peaceful, rather clever and they've been known to stay in one place for weeks just to prop up a comrade who has lost or broke a stilt leg, till it has regenerated. If they were to fall into the snow it would be hard to get up again, and the smaller organisms would feast upon it.
Smaller would be dragonfly like insects that hang out near hot springs in great swarms. Some suck blood from stilt-ephants, others feast upon parasites inside said creatures thick fur. All are preyed upon by the pterodactyls along the silvery winged fish that live in the hot springs.
These fish can't fly but use their winglike fins as heat radiators, poking them out from the water to mediate their temperature when they're getting too warm.
There's plant life too, most of it is small and derived from algae in some way but a few examples of larger flora can be found. such as the large hollow treas who act as wind breaks and barriers to the silt-ephants, algae are attracted to these hollow trees and nestle on its surface where they can be safe from the herbivores. The hollow trees also serve as hives and shelter to many small creatures, snow crabs, ice-leeches.. the trees welcomes all and absorbs whatever nutrition it can from waste and dead creatures.
Many stilt-ephants carry seeds of hollow trees in their fur, which sprout when the creature dies.
Snow crabs eat mostly anything, and are in turn eaten by various blind creatures covered in armour that waddle around under the snow, and their hives tend to be crushed by stilt-ephants since all the biomass from the hive makes algae grow and that attracts them.
Are the stilt-elephants more like the striders or are they bulkier like a behemoth of 'the Mist'? It's lovely overall.
I'd imagine more like the behemoth. Wide and sturdy, if they fall they die.
Sounds like a bioware slogan for a new game..
But I think strider like creatures could be found too, perhaps they are predatory and use their stilts to spear fish and creatures in the snow.
Glad you're a fan, that post ballooned fast.
A labour camp where they make liquor?
What's your choice, /meg/ ?
Red ending is the only one that makes sense. Saren tried to synthesize with the reapers and look how he ended up. Illusive man tried to control the reapers and look how he ended up. They were both indoctrinated and turned into slaves.
im replaying me1 with default dudeshep, i had a character plan set out but with his face and voice i'm finding it impossible to not play him as an insane, paranoid person unfit for command. it is fucking hilarious.
>decided to leave the council to geth
>visit Rodam Expeditions
>the turian salesman is salty as fuck
It must have taken bioware some serious effort to manage to make her look like this
I guess I'm stuck with her
a hole in their suit and they're done
BT are manly enough , so why not
Why didn't the quarians set up shop on some airless rock in the terminus? That way they'd have shipyards and a place to live that didn't have the potential of exploding. And they could extract minerals to sell and build new ships.
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
>want some steamy mass effect erotica
>it's a femshep is a futa amazon and dominates miranda story
when life gives you lemons