New Hero D.Va announced
Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.
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I sure as fuck hope this aint true
but then again we're not ever gonna be able to play in the beta
might as well let the general die then
waifufagging can be done elsewhere so that leaves little to no discussion
whatever, i have a shitty GTX 260 card I wasnt gonna be able to run this piece of shit game anyway
Redditors flooded the game the other day when Blizzard added all the whiners from that thread.
Because in this day and age, the best way to get what you want is to whine like a child.
Did you know? Sexualizing Tracer is a CRIME and is PUNISHABLE by LAW! Tracer is pure, all /owg/ers caught in the act WILL be punished with EXTREME bullying!
The fact they did this only means Blizz likes Reddit a lot because there's literally no reason to have done so
How does it feel being keked by a game company who encourages people to BEG for a possibility at playing a game on a meme website?
Oh he's good, damn good. But his voice lines are incredibly annoying, in a game where the damn characters scream out loud the same repeated lines for their ultimates Lucio is the king of that annoying shit.
Eh, I don't really care. I came here to harvest the salt the other day, now I'm here because I'm bored. If it's b2p I doubt I'll bother, if it's f2p It'll make for the occasional
How do the fucking twitchers enjoy playing with such a narrow playerbase?
imagine you play a game where, and yes vg there's sometimes people better than you, and you'd have to deal with the same stomper maybe literally every match
sounds like a fucking nightmare to be honest, let alone the fact you couldnt talk shit knowing you'd find the same person next lobby
Atleast she gets shut the fuck up'd since she dies pretty much instantly whenever she uses her ulti. Lucio almost never gets interuptted from his, "OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN F AM EBONICS S MH".
>literal who tweets how there'll be no more beta invites
>entire of leddit eats it and believes it all
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
can people be this fucking retarded?
by fucking God
its a GUESS
people act like it's fucking written down as the law by Blizzard itself, ofcourse more people speculate this but the entire of that fucking websites takes it 100% serious and thinks its the truth
Ddosing all overcuc k servers in 10min
If I can't have fun blizzard shall not have fun either
>tweet 9 blizzard devs including several on overwatch every hour for 4 hours
>1 tells me "this is a creative way to get blocked"
>1 flat out tells me to stop
>others haven't responded yet
Flag my goddamn account. DO IT.
You mean, sexualizing Tracer like this?
Or sexualizing Tracer like this? Just want to make sure I've got the specifics down.
For those who got an invite, will I get an email notification? Or will it just suddenly show up in my battle.net games? Because every other Blizzard game is shit so I have no reason to keep the battle.net client running.
at least you can run it
im fucked myself over here desu senpai
i watched and it was pretty boring, seagull always got like 70% of all kills in the match and kept playing mccree and was always the player of the game
when someone is this good there is no challenge and it gets boring to watch
He writes on of the largest gold making blogs and puts out a shit ton of guides. If you're not involved of that side of WoW you probably wouldn't recognize the name but he's no doubt had an impact on how much you pay for shit on the AH.
>boot up Battle.net to see if there's any interesting changes to Diablo 3
>forgot my password again fuck
>go to account management, reset and relog
>Overwatch is available
>download client and play
>out of 4 matches only one lasted more than 5 minutes
>no store or even any account progression items
>back to Battlefield
widowmaker/McCree + Mercy is basically required on all maps at high level
Torbjorn is the most UP of this patch, they nerfed him to hell in the previous patches because he used to fuck people up
my shitty country has a site where i wanna get a gtx 750 but i gotta wait a bit on my loan for the month senpai
i always played potato games so i never upgraded
but i could run it on low settings until then right?
Why are you all still here?
I got in the beta played like 5 games but then quit because it was boring as fuck they don't even have killstreak rewards.
Back to CoD I guess can't wait for Blacks Ops 3 finally a good FPS to play.
Widow and McReeeee OP. Lot's of damage and good range. McCree can pick you off at range or kill you up close while Widowmaker has the wallhacks for her team and can just pump bullets into people for easy kills. Even when cornered she has her smg thing.
Torbjorn seems bad, he just doesn't do enough
>people posting here unironically want this game to be an assfaggots
>people here unironically use the word "salty" even though they're not a nigger on twitter
>people here fall for shitty bait and unconfirmed rumors
>people already talking about comp even though like 5k people own the game total
already off to a good start after being out for 4 days, overwatch
>no store or even any account progression items
You blew with this line, otherwise it'd be a solid as fuck bait.
I was legitimately curious to see what skins are in. When I joined the HotS beta there was already a store with skins in it.
As for account progression, I find it strange that there are no heroes, skills, weapons or anything of the sort to unlock, although that just may be because the beta is very early.
I hardly see how this is even a "solid" bait.
>that game on seagulls stream where they went as 6 lucios
>non stop "OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN"
>"OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN"
>"OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN"
>"OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN"
>"OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN"
>theyre all invulnerable and keep saying it
No, make McCree take skill. The only thing there that can't be nullified by just being better is the HP. He's got a handcannon, anyone who saw a good McCree can see it's retarded
Being even easier to kill would make him unplayable, adding recoil would make it so you have to shoot a lot slower so you need to get even closer, making the small radius on the flash bang even smaller would make it mostly useless.
I don't think any character has recoil, and this game is all about spamming quickly. It would make him unusable at higher levels.
My computer >>120941462 is beyond toaster.
>there are people who were accepted to beta who have never logged on or only played 2-3m hours before giving up
why even sign up then if you either have a toaster pc or a short as hell attention span?
>Shoe is actually a bit dirty and not completely white and shiny
ngl kazoku, i'm impressed.
>Being even easier to kill would make him unplayable
It wouldn't. McCree can fight at a relatively long range right now. His sniper accuracy and 0 spread revolver assures this. When someone gets close, he has enough HP to win the duel anyway with his unload, this would just make landing his flashbang a necessity to win the duel
>adding recoil would make it so you have to shoot slower so you need to get closer
Nope, you'd just need to account for the recoil or he would take a bit longer for his second shot. His laser accuracy, no dropoff, fast shooting speed and no spread combined with high damage is what's making him so strong
>making the radius on flash bang smaller would make it useless
You'd just have to hit it, it's very forgiving right now
He needs to be able to fight at long range because that's how the game plays, he is slow and has no real way to close the distance fast. The game is very spammy and if he has to get close with even less health he is unplayable.
Shotting slower just means it's easier to duck behind a corner. Take Zenyatta, perfect accuracy and can shoot 3 times a second, recoil would ruin him.
The flashbang would not be able to hit tracer, it would be used only for slower characters.
Is there any other game with as many fuckable females as Overwatch? Jesus Christ, every girl is fucking insane.
And that's why you lower his HP, so he is forced to fight at a longer range and can't just go in like he is doing now. Right now, he is good at all ranges, has good burst and good consistent damage. Something needs to go
Being able to duck behind a corner from McCree is exactly the purpose of why I want that nerf. He will just kill you if you are in his sights and he is able to click on you as he is right now. He does far too much damage and it's too applied too fast and too easily
The Flashbang would be able to hit her, McCree would just actually need to hit her, not you throw it in her general direction and oneshot her. Ask Hanzo how to do it. Also Tracer would be the only one actually capable of juking it anyway, slower characters means pretty much everybody else
>I never played japanese fightans in my entire life: the post
You absolutely cannot do all three. Lowering HP would be fine, but adding recoil and making flashbang's small radius even smaller would make him unplayable.
You can't slow down his shooting, that's what makes him usable. If there wasn't healing in the game slowing down the shooting would be fine, but there is a lot of healing in the game as well as shields, so that is not something you can do.
It's a team based shooter that is very spammy, he needs to be able to shoot fast and well to be usable. He already dies very easily being very slow with no defensives or escapes, but just lowering his health would be enough.
Your suggestions are just about gutting the character completely, and that's bad design.
Maybe if you have shit standards.
Name me one and I'll earnestly evaluate all of them. I love lolis but not all of them are fuckable and a lot of the times the game has way too many boring or plain looking girls. Or the game itself is shit. I also hate Senran Kagura or whatever that shit is because it's cheesy as fuck, and DoA is fucking 3D and the hyper tits are really just more funny than sexy.
Pretty pumped desu senpai because of kawaii desu sc girl.
Not really, I think we're at a disagreement because you and I have different ideas for the magnitude of these nerfs. I'm not saying add a CSGO Desert Eagle's recoil on his revolver, or make it so you have to bonk them on the head with the flashbang to stun them. I also only want a 25 HP nerf.
I'm thinking these nerfs would all be small, with the recoil being the most impactful, and that would only be so that he cannot spam his revolver with laser accuracy. I don't think you realize how strong his revolver is in terms of damage, speed and accuracy.
These things should be fine for him, it'll slow him down a bit, make it so that you have a decent chance of outplaying him if you get close and force him to stay back a bit more.
Go pound sand motherfucker, if you can't come up with shit then fuck off. Japanese fightans usually don't have designs that appeal to me, actual anime is 99.9% of the time a lot better than any character designs Jap fightans can come up with.
Someone wants to use my account for a day or two in exhange for steam games, dota 2 or cs go items.
>people mad as fuck that they haven't been invited to the beta
>mfw I've had the beta for 3 days now and I haven't even passed the one hour mark
McCree is dumb because it feels like he was designed to be 100% capable outside of other peoples skills,
(Not all at once, but not limited to):
Add in Armor
It's like sure: find a mccree thats alone and doesn't know you're there and hes reasonably easy to kill, outside of that its a fucking nightmare.
Infra-Sight needs to be straight up removed from the game, Some other classes could use a health buff, specifically the Healers.
Good one, thanks for playing faggot
Yep, which is why I think these nerfs will give people more room to outplay McCree. His long range damage is rivaled only by Widowmaker and Hanzo, but Hanzo's is far harder to hit and far weaker close range. Mid range there is almost no change since McCree still does a shitload of damage easily. Close range he throws his flashbang and oneshots you
Unless you catch him completely unaware, which applies for every squishy, there's no point where he's really weaker than anyone else. Hitting him so that it's harder for him to do what he does now, but not hitting his damage is probably the best way to nerf him.
Thought it was obvious that that was my last one.
>no posts in 10 minutes
d e a d g a m e
get fucked blizzard
Is the Winston who made Tracer's chrono thingy the same Winston as the gorilla guy in the game or the guy the gorilla took the name from
>you will never be lovingly bullied by tracer
>her skin is blue because whatever organization she's a part of lowered her heart rate and blood circulation
blizzard I was ready to just accept, "okay, this character has blue skin" I didn't need an explanation. But then you had to go put this retarded shit. How the fuck does that make any sense.
>forced to kill her husband
>little less than a husk guided by instinct and programmed responses
she's even worse than these guys
I'm wondering how crisp it feels to play and how much weight good aim has on performance since in my experience with TF2 teamwork and positioning were much more important. Also how it's shaping up from a competitive pov. Did they dumb it down to a point where it's hard to differentiate player skill?
fuck wrong pic
The good dev team massacred TF2 pros, they were around 1-20 in games, a player named LBC was shitstomping them and was "on fire"(kicking ass) for around 70% of each match
The TF2 pros were really good too, seagull is destroying pubs and looks to be one of the best players in the closed beta right now, the devs were just dumping them
and this is why i never read lore
>planned on playing sexy blue sniper lady
>find out she's a mind controlled doll
>tfw have a massive mind control fetish
>totally would not have minded playing her if it was 2nd or 3rd person
>have to play from the perspective of a mind controlled slut
>rl a successful hypnodom that's done the same to a lot of women already and currently typing with my hypnosub gf sitting next to me on her laptop plugged into her conditioning audio/visual routine
>too far divorced in my real life role from Widowmaker's concept to ever enjoy playing as her
Thanks for nothing Blizz.
that's not even mindbreak, that's just mind erasing I guess
like, there's someone in there, and blink, it's a pressure cooker with a gun
This, paired with what I heard on Chanman's podcast leads me to believe that this game is nothing like TF2 except for the obvious things they stole from it. It seems like they made it so all FPS type of players have a hero to play and even people from Quake and CS seem to find heroes they enjoy playing.
it feels fairly crisp to me, the basic movement/mechanics doesn't feel awkward or janky.
good aim is very important in this game. weapons like Pharah's rocket launcher and Junkrat's grenade launcher do most on their damage on direct hits, not splash. most weapons in the game can headshot which can be 1-hit kills against the weaker heroes when playing McCree or Widowmaker. teamwork and positioning is definitely very important but individual skill is emphasized. a good Tracer, McCree, or Widowmaker can really disrupt an entire team alone.
it's too early to say for the competitive scene. the game can be a bit hard to watch at times, some streamers have been mentioning toning down the visual noise in their feedback. if you're interested, watch a_seagull when he's on (he just went offline). he's a top TF2 soldier that regularly runs with a premade of other TF2 pros and usually plays against Blizzard's QA team and they're looking to play against another premade of old Quake players soon. he analyzes a lot of the game/mechanics as it's happening so it should be fairly informative, too.
It's not mindbreak, it's neural reconditioning. It's different than like breaking their will through torture.
Things like that are the only way Blizzard would put an bad character in the game, they have to be crazy or under some kind of outside influence. Everyone else is a good guy. That's why Widowmaker is the only member of Talon the bad guy organization.
definitely. its a stretch to call it a TF2 clone. It's inspired by TF2 but with nearly 20 classes and very little overlap between their skills it's a much different and imo better game.
That's exactly what Blizzard is doing. There's going to be a hero for basically everybody, which is why the game is going to be a success. Their market is huge, you can draw people in because they'll see something they want to play, and people will stay to master heroes like Hanzo and Tracer. I have not seen a good Hanzo yet
I watched the devs, but not when they were running Hanzo. The devs make pretty much anything look viable though. Their understanding of the heroes is a higher level than anyone else could hope for right now
Who cares? It's an FPS and they've released the absolute minimum of stories. She's not mind controlled as in just just a robot someone else is controlling, she's autonomous, just brainwashed into being loyal to Talon.
But again, there is no point to a story in a shooter where everyone is grouping together and there is no single player campaign.
they aren't top players, they're average players in what is a joke of a comp scene in tf2 that got beta thanks to cirlejerking
you will see top players once blizzard stops being faggots. this closed beta dicksucking is pretty pathetic
Because they will get shouted at for being sexist on twitter. They can get away with big asses though.
whats your point? I'm sure TF2 was inspired by previous FPS games. That doesn't mean TF2 can't be the inspiration for something else. These games are evolving. If you played Overwatch and Battlefield you'd be playing two wayyyyyy different games, yet they're both team based FPS games with classes.
Bastion is pretty cute, I don't know about waifu status though. It's like making a cute dog or cat your waifu (as in a literal dog or cat no furry shit)
Well yeah, and it's not really important that they have really well defined personalities. Although I do hope we get some comics or shorts down the line that make them a little bit more developed.
sjws at r/girlgamers are triggered over the tracer emote animation
>I don't think they are going to put that much effort into the story, since it's not relevant to the game in any capacity.
It doesn't take any effort to hire some faggot artist, probably Pignose & Bald since they've made game comics for other games on commission, to make a couple comics.
The whole purpose of shit like that is that it generates fan interest and is more mediated "content" without costing anywhere near as much as it would for them to use their own people
And, because it's just extraneous bullshit, if it ends up being shit it doesn't matter and they'll just use a single cropped image from the comic to slap on promotional shit
So I have an old, beaten up brown leather jacket that fits me really well
someone convince me not to buy this
It might mislead people into thinking there is any kind of story in the actual game, which there isn't. It might be interesting if there was stories and some kind of character progression, but I don't think that will be any kind of focus for them. Even if they just commissioned an artist they would have to create the story themselves and have him illustrate it.
>ITT Tracer fags getting buttmad over people calling her a ho
>don't realize that regardless of how pure she is she's saving that ass for her man's 18th
ya'll a bunch of hard gays
of course favorite for them is zarya and the muh objecitification, body diversity, female representation etc.
>tfw your chances of getting invited just went up because some reddit fag made a spreadsheet of btags, and yours is in the first 10 on the list
>they gave Tracer a runner's body
that attention to detail.
This is one of the worst baits ever, it's not even remotely possible
How did you get that one? Winston just made the time device she wears so she doesn't phase in and out of time
the fuck kind of shitty opinion is this?
>"Brian is b8"
keep dreaming waifu fag, even fictional characters kek you.
Tracer would be able to hold out until it was 'almost' his 18th. Brian's going to be Overwatch statues soon anyway, the world needs heroes afterall.
Be sneaking into each other quarters and shit.
>posted in first day of that thread
>"oldest to newest"
>not even on the list
what else is new? faggots posting their bnets on top so blizz will add them and ignore everyone else
I can't even fucking watch the streams anymore. I just start crying and dying on the inside.
I feel like people should just stop watching the more popular Overwatch streams just as a fuckinggoddamnitblizzardwhy.
motherfuckers that thinkin like this got no fuckin class.
Maybe they will do like the TF2 style videos of meet the class. Then they can develop their characters that way. That would be pretty neat, fight now though the TF2 characters have far more personality than the overwatch ones.
yeah that never happens, it's so far-fetched it's not even conceivable!
how old are you that you are this naive?
this whole fucking beta is an exercise in how fucking unfair and cutthroat even the simplest things are now
like holy shit, people are threatening to kill their cats, making spreadsheets with their bnets on top, spamming customer support, trying to do everything possible
and it's a video game, something that carries literally 0 weight in the real world and the date you get in only matters to your e-penis
fucking hell, people have also been threatening to kill themselves if they don't get in too.
>but thats actually just fucking a silicone toy
>but sex is just impulses in the brain
>but what is real when everything is just information in empty space
The sooner you let go the sooner you can embrace it.
I don't fap to Tracer at all, I collect all the images of her though, I have an R-18 folder and a regular folder but I only actually look and use the regular folder. The R-18 folder is just for collection purposes
game isn't even out and waifushitters already ruined the general.
baka desu senpai
Waifu shitters are the ones who made this general when it was announced last year, that has been what this general was about for most of the time before this, that and TF2 clone spam.
>I just want people to leave her alone and stop calling a slut or whatever. Blame their shitty asses
this is so pathetic that it physically hurts me.
No no, not tracer getting mind controlled by Widowmaker. Tracer getting mind controlled in the same way that Widowmaker is mind controlled.
>mfw made a post on /r/overwatch with 950 upvotes
wheres my beta invite lads
>yfw you get keked by your fictional waifu
It ain't actually even keking, you ain't even that far in. To be 'keked' you'd have to have had a shot at her in the first place. You got beat out by a kid.
Tracer going through lewd brainwashing like Widowmaker went through then.
>mfw I shitpost from my phone so much that it auto-corrects 'kek' to 'kek'
I love this new filter so much.
why are you so mad man? you should be happy that Tracer has a nice guy that she genuinely cares for, instead of your ass.
proof they're not just inviting streamers and friends
I'm trying to apologize because your developmental disorder is clearly driving your strange obsession and I feel bad for giving you a mad case of the aspies.
Why would I apologize to Tracer? I imagine she'd be stoked that i'm not letting some dude say that her loving relationship is 'delusional'.
By the way your weird ass is giving me a great excuse to dump my TracerxBrian folder. There are three or four pastebins in here from the original generals too, but it ain't story time so those will have to wait.
so are all girls with short hair Tracer now?
this is low quality shitposting, I expect better.