Previously on spooky-/dag/: >>120685738
>Game of the Year Edition IS OUT!
>Patch 11 IS OUT!
Patch notes: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/10/05/9030/
>Check THIS before asking questions:
>How do I import my save?
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. All you need is an Origin account to get started.
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
>Where is my Warden?
Recovering from a night of trick-or-treating with Shale
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
>Help /dag/ I want to feel alive again!
Friendly reminder that collages are back once more and here to stay :-)
>How's it going, boss?
>it going, boss?
>tfw you're you
>png, 3.81 MB
>like one funny quote in the collage
That was the only DA:I trailer that actually made me excited for the game. When it already released, a fucking launch trailer.
Not really. When I think about it, that E3 trailer with Morri was noice too, so it's a tie.
But the rest didn't even come close for me, that's for sure.
I like it better than Trespasser.
Being both a Zevfag and a Isabelafag, I don't mind
>Bethany will never cradle you against her chest and fuss at you for being foolish for rushing headfirst into battle and scaring her while healing your minor wounds
Its like a dead body with a lot of farts built up in it.
IT NEVER GOES AWAY
I JUST SPENT 40 OF IT WTF
I'm just waiting for it to die and say "NO" when it begs me to help it get up as it desperately holds on to the edge of the eternal 404 abyss.
very ded and slightly less ded
I like how he just simply looks like a well geared Bounty Hunter from the SW universe just how you would expect one without any overdesigned slutgear...
Why not give him some simplistic slutgear?
I finally kicked Sera out of my inquisition. She even called me a bitch. I'm so glad. Vivienne is next.
Why so mean? Are you frightened by her ideas?
I never had the intention of dealing with her drivel. As a proud elf her human sympathies will not be tolerated.
The next time I see her she will be slain and the tips of her ears sliced short. So that she may reflect the human she so fought for.
Yeah. Just as an example, she voices not only Keran's sister Macha, but also the female templar you talk to in the Gallows that tells you about Wilmod in the same mission. She also voices Lilley and Lieutenant Harley, and I'm sure there's more.
This just tugs at my heartstrings. And fuck Vivenne I'm not telling her about my Fade experience. Why couldn't Morrigan replace her ugh.
>tfw crushing the mage rebellion while taking a nap
>supporting drug addicts
>supporting male prostitutes like Cullen
A N D R A S T E
Only Andraste may have this bussy
I am here for you, my child...
back off of my waifu i already claimed her
>all those andrastefags
>being mythalfriend and know shit
Feels good. Will be doubled feels good when DA4 come out.
I'll be genociding all elves regardless
>In any obscure situation press hearts.
>don't think it's actually appropriate to say in that situation
>press it anyway
>completely out of place but triggers a special scene anyway
Why isn't your inquisitor a scene kid, /dag/?
Because I plan to assert my power over the world.
Andraste is a lesbian
>tfw Revered Mothers shit their pants when they see me
That barely looks like him...
>back tumblr circlejerk and cullenites pretending to be men
>three ugly ass inquisitors (two of them shamelessly ripped off from good looking ones) posted over and over again
>"..." now unironically used by every poster while talking about their vaginas and posting tumblr images
>posts still deleted (like this one will probably be)
When did /dag/ become so shit?
Post your inquisitors and everyone rate them... i guess
/dag/ isn't really onto posting Inquisitors lately.
Does anyone here have any experience with the DAI cinematic tools? Because the effects just sort of re-enable themselves a little bit after I disable them. I want to learn how to use it to take dank screenshots, but this is kind of annoying.
You're welcome kiddo
That's the only cullen pic I have other than this. What crawled up /dag/'s ass this morning? I want old /dag/ back...
You're right, needs more Solas.
>tfw late to class
Implying internet piracy isn't already 100% owned by the literal police, logging everyone to have an alibi to detain them in case they become a suspect in something more serious
>Actually 3 hours
Holy fucking shit /dag/
I'm already pretty high on their list, I guess... the list of honest, innocent citizen that did nothing wrong...
What's with the fucking loot system in this game? There is so much loot being dropped and you have to stop for every single one just in case there's gold, a key or something rare in it.
For fucks sake is there even a faster way to pick up loot?
It was a bottle of whisky and 2 cups, I unfortunately forgot to save it though. I'm kinda hoping someone reposts it.
>be gone for 9 hours
>come back to only 40 new posts
Remember when we used to go through two or three threads in the same time frame?
How long can whining about old /dag/ keep neo /dag/ alive?
I wonder why there's no Mythal statues in Suledin keep. There's shittons of owls, deers, and wolves here, tho, but the main hall is filled with orlesian sculpture. Maybe because dragons reminds of Tevinter too much.
What >>121059708 said.
Are Mythal statues found anywhere other than the Arbor Wilds? I think there's some in the Temple of Dirthamen but I'm not sure since
I've never actually been there myself yet.Maybe her statues are only found in like super secret elfy places.
Now that I think of it, I don't think so. But I could be wrong. Centuries of systematic persecution of the elves probably meant that the majority of their religious iconography was lost over time.
Shhh, it's okay. Wilfred Brimley will be around about 5pm to give you some more candy. Pace yourself though or you could end up missing your feet and have to be pushed around in a wheelbarrow.
I was going to start repostan on Thursday but I guess I'll need to come back.
Start over, there's no NG+ in any of the DAs. DA:O and DA2 put you in a state that lets you play DLC, but cuts everything else off. DA:I lets you do just about everything after the end.
Confirmed. Piper, Codsworth, Dogmeat, Preston
Basically confirmed because of an achievement picture. Protectotron, and a Ghoul cosplaying as a red coat.
Speculated but no confirmation. Supermutant seen fighting along side you in the E3 footage.
If I had to guess you'll also get an android companion, and a companion from each faction. Meaning the BoS and the underground rail road. Android companion might be the underground railroad one. Preston is part of the Minuteman Faction.
Because they have better food availability
What's the right decision here /dag/ ?
forgive him in andraste's name
I bet Suledin Keep was one of his country-houses, just like Skyhold.
pls stop fetishizing urine......
>Solas: And the dwarves of Orzammar have never studied lyrium?
>Varric: If they have, they certainly haven't shared anything up here. Why?
>Solas: It is the source of all magic, save that which mages bring themselves.
>Solas: Dwarves alone have the ability to mine it safely. I wondered if they had sought to learn more.
Lyrium - the source of all magic? Interesting. I wonder if it's connected to creation of the Veil and cutting of dwarves from the titans.
MY LIFE IS A LIE
>asking the only dwarf he knows about stereotypical dwarf things
>asking him despite knowing he's a surfacer and doesn't care about that shit
p r o b l e m a t i c
Vaginal mucus is no more "cum" than the mucus in your nose or anus is... the actual female equivalent to cumming is p i s s
I love asking my Chinese friends about the hottest new animes!
After much trial and error I've realized the best team for combat, OCD and story (for me) is a mage Qunarinquisitor Cassandra, Solas and Varric.
>tfw no qt3.14 faith spirit gf
Keep in mind having certain characters around give certain benefits and special dialogue.
The characters mainly tied to the story are the first 3, Blackwell, and Dorian. Everyone else you don't need.
>tfw you're over 50 hours into the game but only have completed 3 storyline sequences and overlevelled for the next storyline sequence.
>tfw you have 120 power spend 20 of it and then it all comes back by the time you finish
Bethesda knows that they don't need to bother with hair, since modders will just do that job for them
I almost don't want to customize the woman, because her default face is really good
Are there any mods that make NPC armors available for the Inquisitor to wear? I like some of the mage robes...
Maybe I should just try to figure out the mod maker tool and see if I can find them myself.
There's most likely things out there, but if you're able to figure out the modding side you'll be so much more pleased with your own work. If you do decide to give it a shot, it would be appreciated that you post it here. Good luck.
Probably. I know there's one that gives the Inquisitor companion's armors.
It would be really nice to learn how to do my own mods, even if it's just simple stuff, but looking at all this stuff right now is making my head spin.
I know, I actually have the Viv one installed currently. I kind of want to be able to wear some of the mage robes that NPCs in Redcliffe and stuff are wearing. Maybe even some of the Orlesian clothes if I want to look like a ponce.
Ah, really? I thought it would just be like finding the NPC clothes and editing them so the inquisitor could wear them. That's a shame.
Someone on neogaf got what he's claiming is the PC version of the game. He's not saying how though.
Every other leaker has been a console player who got a retail copy early because a lot of smaller stores will break the street date.
THIS is thicc...
isn't that its purpose...
>comparing an actually funny and likable character to a turd like Solas just because they're both bald
It gives great advises for DA4 protagonist tho.
I had a dream that I was snuggling with Snake tonight...
>give rousing speech to Grey Wardens in order to avoid further bloodshed
>Solas is being a little bitch about it
literally the worst character
There's a difference between hating an institution as a whole because it's different from your values and wanting individual people to die because you don't see them as equals, not that a solaswife would understand
>Cullen is a construction worker newly diagnosed with cancer. He befriends Dorian at a meditation group shortly after, and the two hit it off. Mostly a quiet, steady romance with a lot of hurt/comfort mixed in. (Nobody dies.)
Friendly reminder all further DA-protagonists should register in national super hero registry to not repeat the fate of HoF, Hawke and Inquisitor.
>tfw teaching the autist kid how to behave
I thought he was in his mid-30's, not 20's. The fuck, Bioware?
People have wanted to romance Cullen since the female Mage Human's origin. Not sure why they felt they needed to beautify him and age Alistair into an old plastic doll.
Agreed. Sad to see Cullen turn into plastic.
Pic related. Poor quality pic because I'm not near my computer and I sent this to one of my friends a while back.