Welcome to /mk8g/ - Baby Bully Edition!
Discuss Mario Kart & Mario Spin-off Games! Welcome, Mario Maker fans!
>Wanna know what /mk8g/ is all about?
Watch these or be a loser:
We got a miiverse page! Post your neat drawings and check out everyone's doodles!
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks with all new DLC and 200cc!:
4584-9410-2777 (lobby name is /v/eekend 3.0)
--Frantic Lobby (higher freq of powerful items):
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter our main lobby code "4584-9410-2777", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave & you'll get in
Go to "friends" from the online menu & view "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code
The 2nd DLC with 200cc is out. Future Nintendo Directs announced!
Do not reply/respond to shitposters
Regularly announce the number of players in a lobby
Keep up the banter during races
Post screenshots in the thread & draw doodles at out miiverse!
We're back in the /vg/ league for Pro Evolution Soccer! Discuss any changes to our team roster.
Someone come and dance with me.
>Bomb bouncing of the jumps in front of me
>"Surely I'll be able to drive by i-"
>nullifying my blue by stopping at the glider
But I dropped my banana onto it
Sup /mk8g/. We're officially registered for the next /vg/ league thanks to Klicklac. Now all we have to do is update the roster, maybe music and decide on aesthetics for the players.
Thanks to some new techniques, we can now directly port the 3d models from the game in to PES, so now we can have just about the best looking team in the entire league. Bowser related.
Current roster. Very outdated e.g. Active 7 no longer being a thing. Formation is also needing a change because we sucked last league.
Too much hard candy... need to go get chocolate.
Will come back later if there's more racing.
Change secret shitter to something... nicer. Like DJ, or drunk driver.
I honestly regret so many in-joke memes as names. I watched the streams of our games and the commentators couldn't get comfortable with the names of our players. I remember that "Bullshit Bill" was a bit hit and they couldn't stop mentioning that name. We should try sticking to more relatable terms from kart, golf, mario maker, tennis, etc.
Mario Tennis Open, Mario Party island tour
or space furries in treefidee?
Oh no, Mario has been kidnapped!
Can you help him escape from the spooky mansion of the dastardly Inspector Boo?
Posts like this can't keep a dead general alive forever
>MK8 activity is dead
>Golf activity is dead
>Mario Maker has come and gone
>Tennis has no friend lobbies
>Everything else is irrelevant
/mk8g/ keeps ending up at the same place and it's about time for those who keep making these threads to wake up and think of a better way to increase activity and make enjoyable lobbies such as threads at the weekend only when everyone who wants to play can get together instead of the occasional lobby hitting 6/12 at random times of the day/week
I spent a lot of time playtesting and polishing so there's literally no possible way of getting trapped.
I always hate when I'm playing a level and end up in a no-win scenario because the designer didn't think it through enough.
If you aren't in this image then you aren't relevant
That's a pretty harsh claim to make when talking to someone who plays here to have fun. Do you want to make 'irrelevant' players run off? Are you mad?
Well, pretty much this: >>121145898
I am on the image though.
Respected Regular (Silver)
Silver 6 (Silver)
Elite 4 (Gold)
The Council (Gold)
I am kinda like here but not here because I am being kept busy by like, three people.
At the same time.
>Someone with triple mushrooms drives by
>Try to take one
>Take the star of someone who drives by with a crazy 8 instead
>Using old MP renders for portraits
>No option to play with friends online
>No option to play regional
>Can't play double matches with random partners (IRL friends and amiibo only)
This is embarrassing. Camelot better fix this rushed mess before release.
Klic if you're around, link >>121102798 on the /vg/ league signups page and we're confirmed in the tourney. We have to prove we're interested in playing with a link to the thread discussing updated rosters and stuff so yeah.
Also if you got any ideas for >>121149492 >>121160123 (and make the last TBD imo "Tennis Ultra Disappointment") before updating the roster that'd be cool
I don't know if anyone has ideas for better soccer formations to use so we don't lose this time.
>get hit by blue
>lakitu saves me from lightning
>I get to keep first
i cant breathe
Maybe we shall have fun together tomorrow...
Good, I guess
Why do you ask
>Javi out of nowhere
>fuck up the final turn
>Larry went too fast for my red shell to kill him
>Lighting before star ends
Thanks for giving me 2nd
I thought you meant all items were off limits that race, I guess you meant just dragged ones
>Spiny Shell again
It was full when I left a minute ago. Good races, everyone.
I fell when I got those reds, otherwise they would've all went for first.
Saw you try to escape by falling off, but there's no escape from the Triple Reds on RR64 in Section 3.
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN ON LIKE A YO-YO
You better start a kart when I get back
I would start a 1/12 in 30 minutes, anyone game in half a hour from now.
Well THAT escalated quickly
That seems like my jobe is here doney.
Soon I will float on, but you will rock the fuck on.
Rosalina is fat. Please keep it to yourself.
>saving me from a train by pushing me out of its way
Thank you, Coggert.
Right as I'm about to finish in a decent place Alice had to ruin it
>Fucking up my fireballs on SNES RR
>Finally come in top 3
What a wonderful feeling
While thread is busy, I want to post one last time the /mk8g/ roster and see if anyone has any final opinions before the final version goes live.
Respected Regular (Silver)
Silver 6 (Silver)
Elite 4 (Gold)
The Council (Gold)
Mario Tennis Ultra Disappointment
>Red waiting for lakitu to drop me off
When could they do that?
Yes, feel great shame when losing to me.
>Somehow manage to squeeze BETWEEN the item boxes
So this is what it's like to be small
Fuck you this is where it's at
This fucker knew where lakitu would drop me
>tfw you consistently win in the top 3
>tfw you let everyone pass you just to see if you can pull out a victory
>tfw you do
>rubbing against Darkwolf
>green shell phases right through him and hits me right after
Nobody seems to have any issues with >>121279308 so I guess you can update the /mk8g/ roster page with it. I don't think anyone has thought up a new formation yet or done an updated version of this so we can pester the people who make the teams.
Would you park with Toadette?
To be fair, you'd have a really bland and boring roster with absolutely no inside jokes. I think there should be a good mix. Besides, Elite 4 being gold and Silver 6 being silver is a great pun in its own right.
A lot of boards have a roster section where they explain the inside jokes so the commentators can actually understand them. It's a way to better represent the general.
I saw that there's a hover-over text function on their wiki. We could just have one sentence describing each player on the roster in hover-over text on the roster? That would take like 5 minutes for the commentators to understand what /mk8g/ is about.
Alright let me shill real quick my first level with the update...
Ike Quest to Defeat the Dragon now with checkpoints!
Help the radiant hero kill that stupid green drag in this action packed, or be a little bitch and use the helmet thing. Not for casuals.
might want to skip this if you are prone to gamer rage. there are easier levels in my profile.
I can't help but think Ike did nothing to defeat the dragon. Stage was fine, but I did get stuck thanks to the empty spiny shell you left which can be taken as a helmet for small Mario which I left a comment on.
These sorts of levels are overdone and aren't fun to play. I gave it a try anyway, but redoing a slow and repetitive section in order for another chance to do the more difficult ones that you only get once chance at aren't fun. If you actually want people to look through your profile, don't make courses like these. It's better to just delete it.
Hey /mk8g/, I haven't bought a Mario spin-off since the Wii days. Have a Wii U and N3DS, which games can I get the most value out of? Bonuses for good online play, looking to buy for both Wii U and 3DS.
>Make your bumps at least nintendo related.
>Here let me just report your shit to make thread bumped and stuff.
Fuck this if now to just bump this thread I have to walk over glass shards fuck you anons making everything harder for this every week.
Hello, I'm Cloudy from Mario Maker if you are referring to me. If you are Keyrock, thanks for the clears and stars, I enjoyed your level. I've updated four of my levels to include checkpoints, the codes are:
Along The Piranha Bluffs
A Voyage Across The Nibble Sea
Help Wanted: Thwomp Agriculture
Hey, if someone randomly says my handle in a thread loosely including Mario Maker talk, I'm going to respond. If the Cloudy they were reaching out to was a Mario Kart player, then no problem, just ignore this.
Fuck you then.
See you space cowboys.