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Girl who just wanted to sing and have happy disney funtimes in a small farming village but her voice is actually cursed so it hurts people and drives things insane and she gets accused of being a witch and then she runs away and hides and basically becomes a teen hermit in the woods and refuses to talk to anyone anymore.
No but there's usually plenty of others in the background doing giant robot/magical crap.
And god forbid you ended up like one of the harem protags. Suddenly you're as dense as a neutron star and/or afraid of attention from the opposite sex.
no but i could find a goddess lying around and worship her
>In no there were no Ray before me but twice as tall and for my liking too muscular student. He has his hair dyed to green color.
>Oh god no. .. it's bully I knew it they just found me. So what's first toilet or my books? And where are his friends?
>"I'm Erik, pleased to meet ya ", off course I knew it the books they always choose books first. Wait. .. did he just. ..introduced?
>"He's NAME dumbass now get back to whatever useless thing you've been doing." Ray pushed taller boy. No he TRIED to push him. Erik didn't even noticed.
>"For you its winner Erik please. "
>"You think so hm? Well ..."
This fanfic is the worst thing I've ever seen, I love it.
I almost want to ask for a link but I don't want to end up drinking to understand.
I think one of them is named Ray. Then the author says something to the effect of
>"Ray moved and someone else stood in front of me. He was twice as tall as Ray and too muscular for my liking, with (dyed) green hair.
Well 1) it got a little too "oh my gosh, this guy is a sexy beast~" for me too fast so I had to bail and 2) I really don't want you to judge me on my OTP.
You're right, and I misread your original post too so that only confused me a bit further.
I'd like either actually, getting some dick in my boipussy or having some of those in the world.
Fucking the demon king with a min-size dick was kind of funny.
I imagine genital references would have to be edited, but other than that it would probably be fairly simple to convert fPC scenes to trapPC scenes.
You might be able to contrive specific scenarios for traps, like converting a lesbian to the D via social infiltration.
Now you're acting like traps can't have big dicks, and as a fan of that content I'm getting personally offended. I am writing a strongly worded letter as we speak, give me your address.
There's taboo and there's things people hate anyway. Girls belittling and insulting you never goes over well here, and people are going to want the option to smash their faces in and rape them hard at the least to make up for it if you do that.
>and people are going to want the option to smash their faces in and rape them hard at the least to make up for it if you do that.
And what's wrong with both of those options being available?
I never said being forced into anything dude I was just talking about it existing in the game.
I'm not into raping lolis but that's in the game and some people get off to it so it's fine.
Wario waifu who is strong and somewhat stocky in build.
She's completely loaded with money.
Like seriously, she owns a castle.
And this castle has a 100/1 scale water faucet.
Why would you even NEED a faucet like that other than to show how loaded with cash you are that you can spend so much money on a faucet that's literally a hundred times bigger than humanly necessary.
Also there's some dickass pirates that want to take her stuff all the time.
also childhood sexual reptile imagery which is one of my favorite phrases. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, sweat dripping down my face, and it's the first thought to echo in my mind.
WAH HA HA HA HA
>1-3 write about sociopath girl
>4-6 write about sociopath guy
>7-9 write about sociopath demon
>0 write about sociopath teacher
I identify so much with female Wario, you have no idea.
Everyday I ask WWFWD?
I really do wanna cop her purple overalls and boots.
It's one of the good ones.
She'd go for dat money and treasure. Always.
Girls who are more at home with metal work and machinery.
She's a goddess. Remember to properly worship her and comfort her.
She likes $100 bills and bottles of sake.
Don't call her cute though.
Hey if you want to be attacked by thousands of snakes that's your deal.
She was forced to be "cute" by her parents and all of her classmates and had a massive mental complex over it. She had enough of it and then turned into a snake god.
I don't know if she'd attack you for calling her cute but she certainly wouldn't take it was a compliment. Maybe say she misheard you and you actually said "scary", she seemed to like being called that.
Hey so far the only person she attacked tried to deceive her after he pretended to befriend her for a month, he was her only friend as a god.
Him calling her "cute" probably wouldn't have helped the matter any though.
She deserves gentle head pats and friendship.
Any femdom suggestions? Chill, this is fPCdom related so most of you can ignore this post. This isn't for a project per-se, more like a checklist of things to think about for doing it.
Aside from not-explicitly sexual acts like treating them as furniture, I've got whips, the obligatory cowgirl, facesitting, and footjobs. What else? Orgasm denial? Candlewax if I really want to go out there? Bondage?
Straddling them and not letting them touch you. Kissing them but pulling away when they try to kiss you. Pinning their hands above their head is pretty good too. Those have all done pretty well for me in real life.
>Konami told gamers to fuck themselves and basically went to pachinko and slot machines
>Revenue for both of those has dropped 50% from last year.
I haven't tasted karma this good in so fucking long, holy shit.
I have never wanted skeleton bros and husbandos more in my life desu
>mfw actually playing through the game after a year long absence
Holy fuck, good job, Tatoba. This game is actually getting somewhere. Makes me want to learn coding myself.
>library ruined their rental ipads with bullshit
the only good news today was that I wrote a little bit, but it wasn't even for Slablands.
>That sweet ass duck tales song doesn't play at the castle anymore
If by that you mean do loads of quests that aren't the main story and just fuck around and make your cool little base in the middle of the Boston ruins, sure, I suppose that counts.
I like the phrase "preferred genitals" because it implies you could have genitals you don't prefer but are stuck with anyway. Like you accidentally misclicked a bunch of shit in the character creator and you were like "damn, I chose a dick! oh well, guess I'll continue."
Slaving is a vile, but profitable occupation. It'll be hard to make them just 'stop' without some persuasion.
Enslaving the slavers and freeing the enslaved ones. Some are so grateful they offer to be your servants because you're obviously the better option.
Horror strim startin':
I felt the need to comment on a video so outrageously stupid I finally put up with google's dumb name shit when that was a thing.
It's the only time I've felt the need to comment on a video in like 8 years.
No I mean like the flavor and stuff.
It's not the butter, but the salt. It's a very fine salt.
Also because they use an actual popper.
And something about coconut oil, but I don't know the specifics on that.
I don't remember what they used, I think it was "industry" stuff, I used to go with her to sams to buy all the stuff.
I assume movie theaters use some sort of specific brand or type but I don't know what it is.
Now I'm trying to find the theatre where the 'flavor' thing is a loli's crotch.
No, I mean the library that rents it put restrictions so you can't even sync it to your computer to add your own music. It kind of makes it useless for me. It's a glorified alarm clock/notebook now. At least it's free to rent tho
>Now I'm trying to find the theatre where the 'flavor' thing is a loli's crotch.
That's probably one of the more disgusting things I've read and I suffered through 120 days of sodom just so I could say I read it.
It also reminds me of all those stories of people who heat up butter thinking it'll work as lube and end up with 2nd degree burns on their junk.
You know it's not literally child piss right. It's a cardboard cutout where the nozzle is where the crotch would be. I mean, that's still pretty weird, but I wasn't talking about eating popcorn literally coated in loli piss.
It may be hard, but knowledge of proper conduct at a tea party is one of the primary requirements of being civilized.
I do this not for myself, but for the world.
And Raptor butts
I'd say on a scale from 1-10, 1 being normal theater popcorn 7 being hardcore guro and 10 being child piss flavored popcorn, getting your seasoning from a cardboard vagina is still a hefty 9 or 8.5.
And I STILL wouldn't eat vagina popcorn, which really shows how fucked up it is.
Like, if someone who enjoys pictures of people riddled with knives is kinkshaming you, you need to take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself what choices you made in your life to get where you are today.
I haven't read this in a while but I think there was a tea party.
The captcha was popcorn. I've had a pass since they came out but there's always a sale on cyber monday so I'm waiting out the monthish gap
You are the one who prefers guro over lolipiss, though. When somebody who likes lolipiss is telling you off, well, you gotta think about what kind of abyss you're teetering towards.
Man people here get WAY too defensive/offensive about fetishes.
Like if it's game-related sure but this just started as an off comment I made because I wanted a dumb image for my post.
>dorf lady tells me i need 1500 shekels to make the castle not shit.
Well damn, i thought this pyramid loot was going to last me awhile
vampire loli that stopped drinking blood because of her morals but then is forced to and almost loses herself
taking care and comforting her as she starts doing it again, except only with you
>converting a lesbian to the D via social infiltration
>over 300+ days worth of harpy donations
>they pack their bags and leave
>Trying to insult lolis
Also, the thing about Inklings, I'm pretty sure the loli is the adult form for them, since their life cycle is basically from baby squid through more and more human form until ending in the familiar one.
No they are specifically kids in that form. They age and (presumably) become "adults".
Callie and Marie are like 3-4 years older than most squid kids iirc.
Also I'm not insulting lolis, those are just fetishes that could be applied to "not having to grow up".
They use coconut or soy oil and an actual popper. Coconut oil is still used in some places, but soy is more common since it lasts longer and is apparently healthier. Also that really fine theater salt.
I just found out about this and I'm making my character. Reading how upset you people seem at CoC is good news to me.
But please, please make the title screen Mega Man song loop seamlessly. This is not a good first impression even for an alpha.
If they wanted to do that, a better way is to start with a slow song and gradually get more and more uptempo with every option you fill out. Since this is in Renpy (why) I don't know how viable this to do well.
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Do they have a cute loli necromancer leading them.
>find the perfect image to make a 2arty4u shirt that I need in my everyday life
>image is too small and I can't find the font it uses
fuck, my hipster street cred
I didn't, although I do have it from the free FO 1,2 and Tactics deal GoG had a few years back.
Yeah, for sure.
All I know about Tactics that's still considered canon is that some BoS dudes split off from the main branch into the midwest and. Anything else plot related to tactics isn't expressed in either 3 or NV, but 3 said they're up in Chicago and are considered a rogue group and NV also acknowledged it by some of them being captured by Caesars Legion.
If it's not them, then I don't know who else it could be or for what reason they'd be antagonistic.
Curious/horny party member who keeps trying to peek up skirt/dress wearing PC's clothes to see if they're wearing open-crotch underwear or not.
Them getting a kick to the face for their trouble.
It's a rogue-lite. Literally millions of variations of floors and layouts and what items you can get in a single playthrough.
Basically limitless replay value.
If you think about it, the original BoS were dicks too. Ask to join them and they tell you to go off into a radiated fuckhole in the middle of nowhere, basically guaranteed to die and say if you come back you're in. Good thing you did come back, tho.
Even beyond that, their MO is to take all technology because you're an ignorant savage who doesn't deserve it. Don't hand it over when they demand it? They kill you and take it.
>dryer broke and my clothes are drying for 100 minutes
>it ate my quarters
>fanfics still aren't being updated
>top coat still not dry
I just want clean blankets, homosexuals falling in love, and to be able to touch something without fucking up my nail polish. Is that really too much to ask for?
how high does my strength stat have to be to get rainbow dash-- whoops i mean that bar valkyrie grrl-- to fuck me?
secondly is there a way to bypass all this grindy stuff when I want to play the other sex
Are all female monsters and animals in this setting monstergirls?
Because all during the Wyvern sex scene I was confused about how it didn't break the no bestiality rule until it mentioned her having breasts.
Oh good, the one I wanted won.
8 steps ahead of you.
But if you don't mention how their face looks I can just use my imagination to--
I guess that's just the nature of text-only.
whoops, messed up the link.
also damn do I need a refresher in grammar. I can't tell if it should be he and his clan or him and his clan. "he" sounds better imo but sources say it should be "him"
>bringing logic and real life into my fetish
Makoto best squirrel
There's some diamonds in that rough known as tumblr. It's not ALL bad. Some decent artists who aren't tumblrinas or Steven Universe fans if you dare to look.
"she freezed when you say that things and then blushy.
Alright.. - se says and take you penzor between lipsus.
Magical fireworks go boom."
If it's something of such quality, save it and keep it for April Fools edition.
Keep bugging out before I complete the repairs on the keep. Never will get to save Rambles.
Nope, the repairs just stop (no error popup like other things) and I can go back to Beorg and pay 3k again to start them and it stops at the same point every time, regardless of keeping the altars or not. I put a bug report in a while ago. Might be something with femPC? I'll try to get to the same point I'm at on a guy.
It's the weirdest thing. I read one of their earlier ones and it's decent. Dialogue is capitalized, grammar's okay, etc. The one they're writing now is a mess. I assume they're ESL because of some of the weird phrasing they used, maybe they had someone to edit/proofread the first one and no one for the second?
Nah, more like "He freezed as he heard his father's footsteps slowly ascending the stairs. His heart began pounding in his chest as he desperately tried to think of an excuse for the girl in his room. He knew he would get the belt regardless."
All dudes all the time 4 me.
>keep accidentally linking slash fanfics to my mum
dammit, I'm gonna start getting embarrassed if this keeps happening.
Something about a cat getting run over and everyone's like "oh no" and they start descending, and then he ends it with a punchline and they zip right back up to the ceiling. You remember, Van Dyke was there.
I think I saved it by sending this, hopefully the cat will detract from the gay psychopath sex