/slg/ -Second Life General - The Church of the Orb Edition.
Getting Started Guide: http://pastebin.com/pnnQtCDx
Shape Guide: http://pastebin.com/2pAKs7ub
For an invite to the /vg/ group, contact any of these people: http://pastebin.com/pWKeERbN
For other groups, paste these into your chat and click the link it creates to see the group info, and click the Join Now button:
/d/ group: secondlife:///app/group/c800e85b-084c-09f1-b06b-c2acf8cd418f/about
/tg/ group: secondlife:///app/group/573a69eb-f90d-cfcf-daef-abf258c46191/about
/x/ group: secondlife:///app/group/309c8d64-3f92-ab12-68af-41820f67b120/about
[20:53] Belone Delicioso: a dream is a wish your heart makes
[20:54] Sinner (jam.ixito): A wish is a heart your dream makes.
[20:54] Belone Delicioso: !
[22:13] サタニック (robotbergetsilvia) shouts: quoth go away
[22:13] サタニック (robotbergetsilvia) shouts: i wont send you nudes
Thats just inside the moon
we majoras mask now
Hello /slg/, I have a question regarding TheShops Style HUD. It's my understanding that the hud connects to an external server where all of your ''styles'' are stored, and if the connection to this server is interrupted for whatever reason, the body cannot be configured; is this true?
Pretty much, yeah.
Don't buy TMP, it's shit.
For female body buy maitreya or belleza
For female head buy slink or catwa
For male body buy slink or aesthetic
For male head buy i dunno
Good morning everyone, and welcome to another day in secondlife. We have some exciting new stories that'll have you on the edge of your seats.
Top news this morning, is of course as everyone might have expected, the return of the orb in all our lives. The original orb, far too powerful for mortal use, has been encased in metal, as has it's rings to contain it's immense power. Due to this breakthrough scientists have been able to mass produce the orb in a safe-for-home version. We all have Kiki to thank for bringing our savior back.
Next today, A second shitty moon has appeared over the bad moon texture that still coats the earth inside of a mine. This has prompted many unlookers to ask "What the fuck is that?" but have no fear residents, it is merely what will most likely be declared the safezone, before it is inevitably infested by monsters.
Next on the agenda, there has been talk of a heavenly sky garden, which is simply blasphemous and un-true. If there was such a magical sky paradise who built it? and why? This reporter would like to remind everyone that the orb is the only source of harmony in the world.
Finally today, there have been several complaints about the morning news having a "loose" interpretation of when the morning is. We would like to ensure everyone that we care very much about your important input, and if you have any questions of concerns please message me at chainsword.audion.
How do people manage to fuck up proportions this badly?
The second avatar's hairstyle is so godawful. I hate it so much.
Don't cover your eyes with hair you mongoloid tumblr emo fucks FUCK WHAT YEAR IS IT EVEN WHY ARE YOU STILL FOLLOWING SCENE TRENDS FROM 10 YEARS AGO
YES I MAD
[10:34] Myst (5lauraette.abeyante): You / your ALT error -- you griefed the wrong people for ZERO reason. You and the ALT Wahwah are now listed as known griefers by the Guradians of The Grid. The Red Queen have been nitified & Queen Shandra & Princess Linda are upset. The Hostes that witnessed the events, Kathy B. she is very upset that the hug with Miss Kyoko ws interupted. An AR has been file with LL on YOU and this Wahwah. I am ticked that I was flung into mid air for ZERO reason. That is griefing plus harrassing. Dun dun dun.
[10:36] Chainsword Audion: what
now that I'm a super villain anyone want to start a league of super villains? IM me your character info chainsword.audion
shut up... u dont know me... its not just a phase....
> Ten years ago
Anyone know why my Firestorm uses up over 2 million thousand private bytes even when my settings are low as shit? I have 4 gigs of ram is that simply not enough?
Depending on where I start I can get it as low as 800k, but once I start hopping around sims it just skyrockets until it plateus around there, and the 800k only happens in tiny sim areas like a small shop with nobody around.
Yeah working on that my toaster just isn't a high priority right now.
But does anyone else get similar numbers when they enter sims with a bunch of people or decked out landscapes? Or does more ram somehow bring the private bytes down?
Right now I can't even run a browser, and I sure as hell won't be using the in-client one.
I run a 1 GB Radeon 6850 and crank it up to ultra all the time. The bottleneck must be in the RAM. I have 8gb, which isn't stellar but its still twice what you have.
FWIW my processor is an i5 2500.
[16:37] Jotat Loon: wtf was that?
[16:37] Sinner (jam.ixito): Hammer
[16:37] Jotat Loon: I saw
[16:37] Jotat Loon: coz?
[16:38] Sinner (jam.ixito): Why is anything anything? It has the physical traits of a hammer so it is.
[16:38] Jotat Loon: what i did?
[16:38] Jotat Loon: ahhh ok..is coz it is
[16:38] Sinner (jam.ixito): Well, you got hit by a hammer for one.
[16:39] Jotat Loon: silly ;)
[16:39] Jotat Loon: now my brain sint working
[16:39] Sinner (jam.ixito): cool
[16:40] Jotat Loon: ...4u
Remember friends, please be sure to keep your stanky ass nasty bootyholes safe during whatever gross ass buttstuff debauchery you're up to! The chocolate starfish is one of the universes greatest mysteries, and modern medicine has yet to find a way to repair a blown out hole. Keep that O-ring tight, and remember; Nolapses, not Prolapses!
ps: which one of you fag bitch turd idiots cloned my tranquility sphere i will find you
The Sky Garden is not real, ignore the false cloud prophets.
well after some help im less of a fucking disgrace. least that's over
[21:43] Chainsword Audion: what kind of thing is that to say I think its a very reasonable question to ask you if you are yelling at me after you say such a thing
[21:52] Myst (5lauraette.abeyante): 1) WahwahWaah is an ALT. 2) Wahwah has been traced to you. 3) Wahwah dilberlty and openly griefed myself and another Mistress at Velvet Crossing. 4) In griefing the other Mistress - Wahwah Hurt my dear friend, Kathy, a Hostess made her CRY. Erog, an AR has been filed with LL on YOU plus Wahwah. The Guardians of The Grid is an anti - griefer group and you and your ALT are now on a griefer list. The Red Queens -- happens to be my SL faimly & my Mom, Queen Shandra is displeased & my sister Princess Lind is very upset. In 3 days very odd things Will begin to happen to you in RL. O. Do you like the smell of fried electronics ??
BEEF STATUS: on
This is the I guess the main account holder of Wahwahwahh that was here a couple days ago and kicked me and Myst off the sim, Myst was kicked off 4 times that night.
tonight he kicked Tinkerbellboi and Heather (heatherthomson)
I blocked him so he could not do anything to me but stood by helplessly as he kicked two sissies, I called for help but I guess no Duchesses or Hostesses were available.
when You search WahwahWaahh, you will see there are a number of avatars with similar names...most likely more alts, so we may have more trouble in the future.
Hopefully something can be done about this guy.
Thank you My Queen
hows that moms credit card situation bud
eat my crap u poor pleb$$ bet u dont flash a lisense like this one
Status: Butt hurt. Sending out a care package
Hey, tier time is coming up quickly and it'd be swell if y'all could either donate at the landing pad, or check out the Ceres sim's gofundme to raise support and money for the clubs located on the sim: http://gofund.me/9a76ux3k
Like The District and the sim? Donate to keep it around for as long as possible, and help me actually have spending money for The District's appearance and IRL necessities as well.
Regardless, there are three parcels left for rent. Come
Only one person got banned in that whole shitshow and it was the creepy shark faggot. Caylum should have been banned but he was in too tight with Rahf so the other mods couldn't do anything about it.
exactly why they were getting together weekdays and wrestling, exactly why Caylum was one of the first people to be invited to tag along on Sovots fieldtrips, real solid argument
Oh my god for realsies, I actually feel a sense of pride tonight; you better not blueball me and tell me you were only pretending to be retarded because I don't think I've ever gotten responses like this.
>wears kemono neko avatar around 24/7
>not a furry
they were trying to roleplay with Archiplex in local chat calling them a goo slut and some pregnancy shit so Sovot, Chain and Rahf kept changing the sim name to excerpts from local chat whenever he would show up so basically Stern would be called 'My you're a naughty little gooslut' for a day. He stopped coming by as much after that.
> I quit WoW *
* Until the next expansion.
Just like the rest of the world...
Actually I could believe you on that. I don't think I will bother resubbing for Legion. There will never be another expansion as cozy as Mists of Pandaria
GEE I WONDER WHO THIS IS
That ain't me I was ASLEEP.
>tfw you thought you knew someone
>you go simhopping and end up in an adult sim
>you see a username you recognize
>your friend is the nastiest BBC craving slut on SL
Kinda surprised, kind of put off talking to them again.
/d/ is for fucking normalfags you retarded idiot
They're tumblerinas (People who are complete assholes because they always have to be the victim, even if they're the aggressor) and it's a huge fucking hugbox. Not to mention they're degenerates with absolutely no standards.
because a good chunk of the people that browse this thread are primarily tumblr-based furries that think every bit of supposed drama is for real and are willing to believe that a 20 something year old Goon that laughs at farts and cum is actually a kemono wearing sparkledog that has major sensitivity issues
SLAB WE KNOW YOUR IN HERE
GET ONLINE RIGHT NOW OR WE'RE COMING IN YOU CAN'T PRETEND YOU'VE LEFT SLAB WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE
don't force his hand you loaf of bread
These are dangerous forces you're messing with, Let the dead rest
Lobotomize yourself by sticking a .22 rifle up your nose and pulling the trigger
Then spend 200 hours putting together the most retarded oversexualized fetusface and/or furfag avatar you can manage with what's left of your brain
IM the weird fucking autism snake guy with nudes and boom you're in
You mean beetleborg? Yeah that'd be sick bro
That wouldn't be a problem if it were a GFCI socket.
Evening everyone, and welcome to a special night time edition of another day in second life. We have some exciting new stories that'll have you on the edge of your seats.
Starting off tonight,a continuation of yesterday's top story. The orb has gained widespread approval among residents and many have even began to make alterations to the powerful device. The church of the orb would like to remind everyone that they welcome and encourage all orbs, but shudder to think of the day someone tries to bring a cube into their holy sphere. There are reports however of many who unwittingly fall prey to the temptations of other three dimensional shapes.
Next, are our secrets safe? Sources indicate that a highly advanced array of sonar pigs may in fact be watching our every movement. Many were quick to dismiss the claims as mere fantasy, however others had this to say. "If there was such an advanced system, it would be able to detect and grab screenshots as they were taken." I sure hope nobody has been taking embarassing derender pictures!
Next today we have confirmation that Sovot is being accused of attempted murder. Witnesses indicate that when his daughter brought home her new boyfriend, a man with a paper bag for a head, sovot was unable to contain himself and in a fit of anger held the the paper bag under water for several minutes while screaming at his daughter in sick rap beats. While some neighbors were horrified others had this to say about the incident. "that's why you should always pick plastic..."
Finally tonight we have a matter of constitutional rights. Residents are now claiming that they have the right to wear their bulge in public without fear of reprisal. This has been met with mixed reactions. Some agreeing, while others claimed that the law was in place for a reason. Proponents of the movement claimed this was a matter of equal rights, since cameltoe's have received a near blanket pass in recent memory. Lawmakers had this to say. "What are you gay?"
I told you gaywad fuckturds you couldn't handle the power of the orb of tranquility, and now look what's happening! Fucking white devils
This is news? He wore a furry tail for a head for the longest time, he did hivemind bee BDSM with a clown, then he went back to being anti-furry and super SL mil-sim for a while, but that doesn't change what he does outside of that.
That's my point, no one 'becomes a degenerate,' they just get caught. How someone deals with that afterwards is the real test of character.
burying it under a ton of anti-furry self loathing is a D-
Honestly if second life was an adventure game that graded you on your outcome and decisions being a self hating furry, petplay fetishist or having an sl family would all be the bad ends. Being a cool dude with a bad 'tude and shooting at people is the only good end besides getting rich. Or just escaping the clutches of SL entirely. Only a few people have managed either of these good endings, though.
I have yet to suck a single cock in /d/
/x/ isn't even scary it's fucking retarded and full shitty ooga booga stories, it's pretty bad when /v/ turns out to to be the better nightmare inducing board and /tv/ the creepier
Okay but I need to wade through a bog full of shit and stupid kiddie stories to find a good thread, meanwhile on /v/ I can wade through shit, but at least it's bearable and I sometimes find a scary gem
This dog can't poop, but certain people on this thread sure can!
Is there anyway to adjust the horizontal position of a mesh piece of clothing on my item?
I have some pants that sit just -slightly- too far back and would fit perfectly if I could just move a little bit to the front.
Please tell me someone has a script or something that makes rigged mesh movable.