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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
in a way, i got a flip vanilla off a case and then i just traded my way up to this
i'm considering keeping it since i think it looks super nice but i got it for cheap so im feeling the profit ;_;
>tfw bought a smurf and didnt remember you had to get level 3 before playing matchmaking
i played 3h of that shitty valve dm today and im barely over half way in
i feel like killing myself
It's best to just hit tab and specifically ask the person with the highest money to drop. Often if you just ask in general someone will assume someone else will drop and you won't get any drop. Or no one will drop you at all.
The annoying thing for me is when people ask 1 second before round for drop, or drop me 1 second before. Because I wait to buy armor/nades. If I don't end up getting a drop I buy differently
this is how it works:
you press tab and see who has most money
you crouch and while crouched turn to face that person
that guy drops you a gun, assuming he is not a retard
no need to say a word
>Play with guy I know who is prominent member of a group not liked on 4chan (I know some of them browse /csgog/ so I shant mention it)
>No, not reddit, other end of the spectrum
>Spends most of his time on that teamspeak for his community
>Seems to talk on their instead of ingame
>Often does terribly, like 10-25
>Other friend I play with reckons he's depressed
>Just gives up halfway through games and ceases to communicate
What do I do about him? He still actively seeks comps so I wouldn't say he's sick of the game. He keeps regularly bottom fragging, not listening to ingame voip (buys accidentally on ecos etc), and not calling.
reminder that the swedes got rekt by the slavs
At what price range are we talking? Trying to get 1 key profit from a $1 trade seems a little ridiculous. Most of my skins are shitty besides the few I like that I don't really want to trade.
The only tradeable expensive thing I really have is my cobblestone case
Another cheap skin I got for like 20 cents.
This one actually looks pretty good with the gold stickers on blue
In game sensitivity doesn't make that much of an impact relatively. And from what I understand the windows sensitivity is a constant
What does being retarded have to do with it? It's a matter of either throwing your entire arm around or just moving your mouse a bit
>betting on frogs after winning something big
I saw a few so no, I don't think so.
I want to see a salty suite where players go 1v1 against each other for bragging rights and bet money.
The scene needs more laid back, silly shit.
I personally kinda want to run a series of showmatches where it would be 5650 bucks to start, 1 round per side and victory coming if a team wins on both T and CT in a row or a tie if it goes for ten rounds. Just really dumb, fast play promoting people fucking around and having a good time, maybe even alltalk enabled on the server so that people can shitpost midgame.
But of course, nobody would actually play that because we esports now, rip.
Why would anyone buy cheats from aimware? Isnt it a big popular website? Their cheats probably get detected every wave right?
I just want to see a CS tournament in the likes of the Homestory Cup or The Summit where the players just dick around with each other on camera when they're not playing a match
I need to get a new mouse. I am not up to date on everything that's happening in the world of mice, other than my knowledge of the zowie FK2. I do not believe that the nearest electronics store has that mouse, so what would you all recommend?
I am currently using the original zowie FK, and have been using it for probably 3 years now. I am not particularly bound by any loyalty to a certain brand.
So, missing 10$ for a T knife. How much would you sell that for? Most are sold for like 40/70 cents, but who knows, stickers etc.
oh, I was wrong.
I remember the zeus being cheap and getting $400 reward for getting a kill with it.
cloud9 not only removed the POV streams for majors, but they killed the zeus, fuck them
cloud9 bitched because they speak english and other teams could watch the demos later and understand what they are saying, but they can't do that because other teams speak other languages they don't understand
>tfw when no abusive husbando to carry me as i play
>calling me a dumb whore and slut everytime i do something wrong
>filling my hole after every win as celebration
>filling my hole after every loss to vent anger on his slutty sissy boy
why cant i have nice things
Cloud 9 complained that people were listening to their strats. While in reality people were laughing at the "mastermind" Sean "noob" Gares constantly saying "I don't know what to do, guys".
yeah i do believe the video is correct
it just baffles me what the purpose of this fartmaster identity is
is it some twisted sexual fetish (farting on his gf kinda points to this) or some other weird shit?
everyone knows thorin has a bias for kenis and ex6tenz
before this major final kenis had regularly underperformed in important LAN matches
usually whatever match titan's road at a LAN ended in, kenis played shit in that one
you sure are intent on defending on these sick fucks
>lol who cares xD
tbqh this should be the end of 3kliksphilip's "career" as cs content creator
he can migrate to dota, they have a famous community figure there who sniffed and licked his own genitals on stream
OFFICIAL LIST OF M4A1-S SKINS FROM BEST TO WORST
Anyone wanna buy my smurf?
Rank: Silver 2
Vac: No VAC bans
Has the gold Operation BloodHound Coin (If anyone cares)
first off, it's 10 wins to get rank, not just 10 games
if you win 10 games there is no way you can land in silver 2
even if you lose like 50 games and win 10 you will probably get calibrated to like gold nova 3
the welfare ranks are very strong, reaching silver is hard
Won 6 games in a row. smfc sooooon.
I read something the other day saying how dust 2 is an aim map, and overpass is a positioning/smart map.
IS there any more examples or insight into this?
AWP? I actually got one already.
The other day I was trying to trade for a well-worn one and someone sent me a trade offer with a hyper beast well-worn, allu foil stick for nothing.
It was really my lucky day
Weow no need to call me names, buddy.
I mostly use the A4 though. What happened with everyone ssitting on the a1-s after it was nerfed? Now everyone talks like the A4 is shit and it's the best gun ever
ok i don't know what i'm doing wrong
bind "MWHEELDOWN "+jump"
i put that in both config.cfg and autoexec.cfg
i have it bound to space in-game
this was working fine for months
and now it won't
Jesus.. Why even bother trying if you're playing for NiP at this point.
>Get some spare steambux from betting
>About to buy a Pink DDPAT awp
>Price jumps 5$ for no reason
Pray for me senpai.
> Don't plant for your self
> Don't peak to get info
> Don't peak when you hear the defuse
> Surprised when he doesn't fake
Adren everyone. Your quarter breed retard ass lost the game. Follow would have been broke as shit in round 30.
That was a great waste of $16.
>drop a fuckin nasty 11 bomb
>shitty team mates still manage to lose the game
I joined this team to win, what the fuck?!
Anyone got any good youtubers?
I follow Franku, h3h3, Two Best Friends Play and MATN.
What if there was a decoy that made the bomb ticking sound?
too bad he is a shit tier twitch meme. :/
I wish I could get drunk without drinking liquor.
Beer is okay, but it just doesn't do it for me.
Alcohol tastes like shit and I can never find something good to add to it.
>I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NA at cluj."
>rank up to mge
>first 3 games go like this
>top or 2nd frag on my team
>lose because 3 of my other teammates play without their monitor turned on.
> back to mg2
wew lad what a game
In a way, I'm glad he didn't but at the same time without external shit it's very, very hard to learn how the fuck comp works. I wish Valve would have some good tutorials for actually playing competitive play so newbies could understand the basics of callouts, economy and positioning. Maybe then the legend of the silver hero could finally die.
It's a niche weapon, use it either to catch someone off guard and spray them down or to do high-damage tapshots to people's heads. Don't expect to be able to have any sort of prolonged firefight.
>haven't played in a month and a half or so because busy with work/school
>worried what little skill I had is going to be lost
Should I be okay after a week or so of retuning or am I fucked
>1.6 is officially dead in your region
There is 2 non bots in that lonely server.
see i figured that and the first 2 were before hitbox updates
the 3rd was just for fun and seeing if it worked still so i would know if i had to start preaiming against it
the 4th i was a clean man so i guess it didnt really matter
It doesn't matter how you played, but instead that you upset the esports gods by trying to be dynamic and actiony at any point in playing CSGO. Again, the only way to repent is to play the rest of your time in CSGO while holding down shift and holding corners. Anything else and they shall see you really desire to be not tacticool and you shall be banned once more.
>where no one shitposts bets and pros and actually talks about the game....
probably wont happen anytime soon
i've been in this general a while
95% of the general is not global and they are all shitters
>hes just trolling guys!
>at a major
>for a chance to win 3 consecutive majors and be dubbed the greatest team of cs ever
It's funny, how much proof fanatic fangays are willing to ignore. In 1.6 times cheaters were only convicted by demo reviews..in todays time only VAC means anything to these kids.
I am only convinced if tournaments organisers are tracing mouse movement and compare it with ingame movement.
>Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:09:29 No.121235460▶
>is m0e our guy?
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:13:33 No.121235704▶>>121235787 >>121235836
>good morning /csgog/ hope you guys have a nice day
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:15:06 No.121235787▶>>121235836
>thanks I wish you a nice day as well!
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:16:08 No.121235836▶
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:19:27 No.121236005 ▶
>>perform hypnosis on all the players
>>no more cheating at lans
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:19:44 No.121236028 ▶
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:23:17 No.121236214 ▶
I'm doubtful this line-up will last until the next major. I think Fnatic & NiP might snatch up some of the players. It's gonna be interesting to see what the Swedish shuffle ends up being by the end of the year.
I think G2 might be my favorite team to watch right now. It used to be NiP, but after a year of disappointment I find it hard to care about them anymore. I still want the players to end up somewhere good, but a change needs to happen. Sorry for the blog.
so he kills the guy on balcony, hears the guy on short, preaims the spot, corrects it to headlevel and then strafes without moving his crosshair
I hate envy but that's not an aimlock
You know if he heard the guy he would simply hold the angle where he pops up on him, but instead he locks on his head for several ticks, perfectly keeps his crosshair on his head while strafing and then completely fluffs his shot when he pops out of the angle he should have been holding all along if he actually heard him.
should I take it csgog? I'd be getting it for around 81% price but it's so sexy I dont think I have it in me to sell it
so I've hit global and I don't know what to do from here, I solo queued my way here and it took me 320 comp wins. 160 of which was fucking around with friends and getting to MGE. Do I look for a team now? start playing on esea? watdo nignogs ;_:
i took it. man kara blue steel was my endgame but i'll probably sell it since i still have 2 or 3 skins to go to complete my loadout
but god damn is it sexy
I have games worth of about $1,400 on my steam account
why in the fuck would I risk a vac and not be able to play on secure servers on most of my games?
Is that so? gyazo.com/46b8651d319e466cca4a404306ca097b
literally a few days ago
I feel you
I'm just a little fanny troubled because I know sophisticated cunts like these won't get banned. Usually they turn on their cancer for a few rounds, no more. Just to tip the balance. Noone looks for specific "timings" like that when they look through overwatch.
>tfw you finally got your dream knife
now to get all my non-knife skins in stattrak fn and I'll be done wasting money on this game
guys what's a good way to practice actually spraying in real matches? i do the recoil_master map for like half a hour every day to the point i got the recoil perfectly controlled but in real matches unless i seriously force myself to remember i don't use the recoil like i have practiced
how do i force myself to spray, play lots of DM and only go for spray kills?
which one bruh?
>you get the same 3 cent skin as last week
Skins are for tryhards and selling them to said tryhards to buy a knife
That includes the skin on your knife
vanilla or go home
nah probably just an operation to see if people like it.
if it's really good something might happen but it looks like we'll get nuke and season first. also it has a lot of weird problems like having 6 or so entrances to one site
>manage to sneak by enemy by going all the way from a to mid to ladder room (mirage)
>drop in behind him
>unload literally an entire clip into his face at point blank, 30 headshots
>not a single shot registers
>he turns around and 1 shots me with deag
Yeah fuck it I'm done. Either GE is full of cheaters more than ever before. or the servers are worse than they have ever been.I've had it with the fucking kikes at valve.
GO tuscan has a lot of weird problems. there's a bunch of boosts and shit which break the map and mollys/smokes make it a pretty messed up map. the smaller site can be taken by a single molly or smoke since it's so small.
Why didn't you kill him then?
There is no reason for me to assume anything other than you being bad at shooting/spraying.
Give me video/demo evidence if you want to sway my opinion.
>le marijuana snaggle tooth rodent man
i like this name for him lol
>ranked up to LEM two days ago for like the third time
>been stomping games ever since and about to rank up
i never even had ladder anxiety in sc2...
i don't want to start losing and then have to start all over...
Powerful and accurate, the AUG scoped assault rifle compensates for its long reload times with low spread and a high rate of fire. It has been decorated with a heat transfer vinyl of an anime magazine cover. Yatta!
Highly accurate and armor-piercing, the pricy Five-Seven is a slow-loader that compensates with a generous 20-round magazine and forgiving recoil. It has been painted using a hydrographic in a Japanese manga pattern. Some ghosts won't stay burried
The high-mag, fast-firing Negev is the perfect weapon for spraying a lot of rounds quickly, with a hefty price tag, high spread and frustrating recoil as trade-offs. It has been painted with a chrome base coat and candied in transparent navy blue anodized effect paint.
The Nova's rock-bottom price tag makes it a great ambush weapon for a cash-strapped team. It has been customized with an image of a skull using matte paints and an oil-based paint marker. Mr. Izaki, I'm not complaining... but how many shotguns do you need? - Imogen and The Oni, Part 1
Essentially a box that bullets come out of, the MAC-10 SMG boasts a high rate of fire, with poor spread accuracy and high recoil as trade-offs. It has been custom painted with the image of a deadly biker. One part firearm, two parts trapper keeper
As expensive as it is powerful, the Desert Eagle is an iconic pistol that is difficult to master but surprisingly accurate at long range. It has been painted with a hydrographic of a stormy sea over a red metallic base coat. You think it's the same, but look again... subtlety makes all the difference
High risk and high reward, the infamous AWP is recognizable by its signature report and one-shot, one-kill policy. It has been spray-painted using mesh fencing and cardboard cutouts as stencils. A predator is a predator, no matter the environment
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been painted with a sunrise in metallic paints. The sun rises on the just and unjust alike
With a smaller magazine than its unmuffled counterpart, the silenced M4A1 provides quieter shots with less recoil and better accuracy. This memento from Seaside has been painted using a blue camo hydrographic. Ours is a world of intrigue...but sometimes camouflage is meant to be seen - Booth, Arms Dealer
An ideal pistol for the Terrorist on the move, the Tec-9 is lethal in close quarters and features a high magazine capacity. It has been painted with a hydrographic of brush-painted bamboo. I still think it should have a panda - Booth, Arms Dealer
A fan favorite from Counter-Strike Source, the Silenced USP Pistol has a detachable silencer that gives shots less recoil while suppressing attention-getting noise. It has been painted cobalt blue and stenciled with the CT logo on the slide. I can follow procedure and get 7 out, or I can do it my way and save all 10... your choice - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert
A modern homage to a falchion sword, this clip point blade has a curved edge. It has been painted by airbrushing transparent paints that fade together over a chrome base coat. This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training
Easily recognizable for its unique bullpup design, the P90 a great weapon to shoot on the move due to its high-capacity magazine and low recoil. It has individual parts spray-painted solid colors in a stormy color scheme. It will be waiting for you at the monorail
Versatile but expensive, the German-made MP7 SMG is the perfect choice for high-impact close-range combat. It has been spray-painted with a stencil of an isometric labyrinth. Kings are just men... and no man should be worshipped - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary
A fully automatic variant of the CZ75, the CZ75-Auto is the ideal short-term choice for turning the tables and gaining your opponents weapon. But with very little ammo in the magazine, strong trigger discipline is required. It has been custom painted with high-gloss paint in a tiger stripe motif.
Which A4 skin do I get? Preferably one that offers ST, anything is inside budget except Howlmeme.
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been custom painted with the image of a snarling wolf.
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been custom-painted with a graphic of clouds raining bullets.
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been spray-painted with radiological warning hazard patterns.
Then put a Howl sticker on it and name it Howl BS
>Does it go like silver 2 > silver 1 > Gold 1?
I don't understand that logic
You're assuming it goes from silver 2 to silver 1 then gold 1 isntead of gold 4
youre fucking retarded that makes no sense either it goes from silver 2 to silver 1 to gold 4 or it doesnt and youre fucking RETARDED
man if i ever had any intention of opening cases it's well gone now
I would have fucker him/her/it
But only if it meant me fucking her/his/its ass or getting a handjob/blowjob from him/her/it and my contribution would be limited to giving him/her/it a handjob or a blowjob
I'm not gonna get fucked in the ass by him/her/it
I don't think it's gay to give a handjob/blowjob to someone but it is definitely 200% overgay to get fucked in the ass by a dick
I don't actually know how gay it is to get fucked in the ass from a strapon wielding female however.
I need to do more research on that.
It really depends
Does the shemale look/sound more like a woman or more like a man?
If it looks like a really attractive woman but just with a dick, it's not gay, if it's an abomination that looks like a man, it's very gay.
Please learn the difference before you keep making stupid comments. A "trap" is a man in a dress trying to fool people, hence "trap". A Shemale is someone who has transitioned genders, it's up to your personal judgement if you consider that gay or not.