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Trying to make a weapon to shock elder so i can break the arms but dudu is being stubborn
I really like the Alice set, if only it didn't come with those awful back blades things that clip through everything
Rosemary is alright but it's not lewd enough, I need to show off my ammo reserves
Thanks for the suggestions nonetheless!
How do I make big money off of pso2es?
Since I've blown my load over a dozen times to it already I'll help you out.
How did you know?
I would be happy to become friends with you if you approach me in game, because it seems as if this conflict is being caused by either a mutual lack of understanding, or my actions in a past discussion. I'll admit that I'm not perfect and I responded too hastily and harshly with a demeaning tone when rods/talis/magatsu were being discussed long ago, and I apologize if that was you and if it caused you to resent me and focus on all of my flaws for all of this time. But I enjoy participating in game discussion with other people here, skilled or otherwise, as well as sharing my own limited scope of knowledge with people who ask a question where I am able to provide an answer or otherwise provide insight.
Regardless of whether or not this is something you can be satisfied with, from this point forward I will no longer discuss or reply to posts about this topic, as it is very tiring, and I apologize for bringing it up in the new thread. Looking forward to possibly meeting you in the shared ship someday if your opinion of me were to change and you decide that I am approachable, but take care until then.
Why not both? Been faping to loli since I was 13 and loli x shota never fails to make me cum buckets everytime.
She is absolutely perfect, this thread could always use more Lisa. We need a "Lisa appreciation" day so we can bask in her yandere excellence for a whole 24 hours.
Best caseal? I think so.
Well if you want something lewder you could try the Helma set. I'm not a fan of it personally, but maybe you could pull it off, it shows off a whole lot of that squishy, synthetic robit flesh.
Different person, but I'm into video games.
>kept the file name
That's next level nigga
Lord no, I was completely flaccid the entire time. It was awful.
No one really bothers shocking his ass anymore. But, if you're adamant about having a weapon with it, make sure you use fang soul or tagami kazuchi soul as fodder, it boosts shock III rates.
Are you into backyard wrastling? I'll show you my patented suplex and then we could touch booners 2gether and have a grand old time.
Fuck off, I've got your drama right here pal, just get on your knees and close your eyes.
But I'm on Ship 4, cutie
Are you saying I am not a drama queen?
I know surface level details about rasslin, and I feel like people would grow frustrated by my inability to break kayfabe, but I'll accept your challenge for an LA showdown at high noon on challenge ship.
So I've been playing this game for an hour, hour and a half? Noticed a few things.
Firstly, I've gotten about four 7* weapons, which to me seems odd, is this normal?
Secondly, I'm playing a Hucast, I looked in the costume shop for parts and there weren't any heads for sale. Will it ever be possible for me to get one like Saga's?
Lastly, seeing the advert monitor in the plaza hit me fierce that I'm actually in the future, even though it's a simple and silly feature. Might be a side effect of playing mainly PSO for a decade.
7* equipment is trash, you'll be able to use better stuff soon as the grind for lv40 is like, 2 hours? Tops.
Parts for male cast are harder to get as it is a small part of the community adn Sega produces less and less of those, hence, why the market is terrible for them. Keep an eye out for updates as it brings new parts and revivals.
>Firstly, I've gotten about four 7* weapons, which to me seems odd, is this normal?
>Secondly, I'm playing a Hucast, I looked in the costume shop for parts and there weren't any heads for sale. Will it ever be possible for me to get one like Saga's?
The heads aren't costumes, you need to look for them under the ticket category in player shops. The NPC costume shop is shit.
I think that's a bit too exposed for me, but thank you for showing me that set, I didn't know about it
I went with the Eclepiste body instead with Illusion arms and Deal legs until I find a better leg part that doesn't have a bunch of junk attached, I kinda like the style
XH TD3 is usually better than SH for me since people mostly use sh to level their weaker classes/chars. Sometimes you will get matched up with retards, but people on XH are usually better geared overall.
This. Unless you have a
goodteam it's gonna be hell on week 1. Expect the leech list to blow up too.
Early days, so yeah there's a lot.
The early level progression, up to 50, is fast, you'll begin to feel the grind after 50, but many EQs wil get you a level or 2 and VHAQs can cap you in less than a week.
The game's current content is really for capped level players, there's really no point in not being max level because "no hurry" mentality some have, but each to its own, you'd be missing a lot otherwise.
But Solus doesn't even count as a dramawhore, all she does is capitalize random words in sentences, let us keep him.
Sounds good, how much for Metty? do we ship him with his entire blacklist? There will be additional charges.
Who else do we have in storage?
That'll be $3.25, with tip
>there's really no point in not being max level because "no hurry" mentality some have, but each to its own, you'd be missing a lot otherwise
Would I though? There should be 2 years or so of content just lying around before episode 3, right? I assumed if the current game rushes you through the low-mid game you simply won't see or would breeze past older missions because they were designed for lower levels.
I've no idea what the progression was like back at release mind you, so I could be wrong. It just seems a shame to not pay attention to my gear at the moment because I'll outlevel it in a couple missions, I figure *1~*6 equips existed and were used at some point in the game.
I would like a wave where all the Falz gang up on you. Or maybe 4 Hunars
Aunt Jamamma's Syrup
Get fucced nigga, get off the ship or go watch a soap opera if you want some drama you smelly, brown starfish.
Parts and head pieces respectively.
It used to be much grindier, level-wise so you could soumelier taste the whole experience, but then it got boring really quick since all we had was AQs and XQs.
Sega began pushing more content and stuff designed for max level players and made the level grind much less of a chore. The grind is now for equipment, which is why one would max levels asap, but it's your game, do as you wish, I may be jaded already since 6 max levels chars so the novelty wore off a long time ago.
I actually have no clue how to change ships before making a character. I tried selecting a ship before doing the first time login and it didn't work, i tried selecting it after, and i've tried logging into other ships.
I have characters on 2 and 4
So far I have tried:
And the only reason I haven't played the following
It's not because I don't have enough meseta to gear myself, it's not because I can't get weapons for those classes and affix them. It's because I don't have AC to spend in the new trees or characters(I would have work on levels, discs, SPs all again)
Meanwhile I am surrounded by people who spend huge amounts of AC enough to resolve all my skill trees problem with AC SCRATCH which is, personally, so stupid.
A skill tree is not even $3 man, just like an extra char beyond the 2nd.
Do as follow: buy a character and focus on one attack type each, that way you should have all trees you could ever need between them all for all your crazy combinations.
Who on Ship 2 wants to help me commit genocide on a certain monster for it's weapon?
Get the fuck OUT of here you little twerps. This is a Lisa thread and it will remain a Lisa thread, Io posters will be banned below this line.
Heed this warning you loli loving shmucks.
S E N P A I
>EQs are going to be an hour earlier now too
Can't wait for more 6 am PDs
I'm fine with this
See you after maintenance, pso2g.
More avatarfagging and MORE shitposting even earlier? Oh boy this maintenance sounds like heaven! I've already got my snacks ready. Uncooked balls of dried couscous and hard, unfiltered moonshine, a perfect combination to kill myself
>can't read jp
enjoy you're spot on the leech list w
>buying skill trees
>not playing classes because skill trees
How? Why? What class is so totally crazy you can't play it 95% with a normal skill tree?
>everything on that list but Gu/Ra
You clearly don't care about doing damage if you're even thinking about those, so why do you care?
Some of those combos aren't even good so why bother. You can get by with the default trees and you'd only want more for some weird gimmick builds.
Also you mention RaBr as played which implies a weak stance tree, but TeBr as unplayed. As I understand it they'd also use weak stance along with their rainbow of wands.
>I'm the reason OH turned into an ERP team.
Until recently it was believed that their consciousness was completely lost, but we've seen that be overcome by Gettermhardt and Afin's sister, uh... whatever her name is.
That said, nothing in pso2 nor pso1 (though this is a different universe/continuity that also features Falz) have evidenced that it's possible to separate a Falz from it's host.
3, Matoi has 3, same as Echo, Zeno and Afin have 2. All the others are awaiting new stuff until they become story relevant, if ever.
Revelle backstory when Sega? I want to know why all the darker hate she has besides obvious reasons.
I didn't know! Someone tell me how it happened!
I wonder what could be hiding inside that iceberg?
Woooaaahhh good cal man! I can't believe I never thought of that.
Be sure to take a good picture and chose a good song for tonight's shitposting! Maybe make a few image macros about >summoner, we'll namedrop people we supposedly hate, we'll complain about Segac...it'll be great.
Epona x Maggie
Kogasito x Remu
Ishya x Take
Destiny x Magik
Kayleth x Kayleth
Red x DJKONAMI
Ship 4 Caseal x Captain Downsie Cat Goblin
Slutfox x Dicks
vampireWolfy x Nalguitas
Spicey x Tess
Malle x Mikan
Tama x Nao
Solus x Eharima
ZEXT x Zerena
RAcaseal x Shark
Fazz x Golf
however, don't forget that
euclita didn't actually become apprentice's host. she just got a chunk of memories and some of the powers, before double went CHOMP. not quite the same situation as gettemfag getting jacked by elder, since nobody interrupted that. the interesting part is that gettemhart's one line post-bodysnatching suggested that being in a cosmic horror's belly for a year or so straightened him out a bit. too bad about the whole "became double's food" thing. I'm still not sure how loser managed to retain himself in there.
He only likes rappies not cats
Sorry you lost.
time for a nap.
I'm a cat who loves to snooze
Ok, can I study it in pic related
Fuck music; I'm posting hype instead.
Good night cuties.
Let's all go on a trip
To HOOGIE BOOGIE LAND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY
Post alts now then post again when we get deleted, oh and post your shitty music too I guess. Gonna be that asshole and take this song.
wao ok pic don't go through
Hi, I'm from the Medical center. You appear to have an unchecked genetic mutation just under your right eye. They are often caused by solar radiation and it's dangerous to leave them alone, sometimes they turn into cancer.
what a cutie
Good evening cuties~
Whats the oldest PSO related screenshot you still have, pso2g?
GC PSO1's snapshot feature was made for ants.
People shitpost a lot about this game having no content but there's plenty of stuff to do for a new player trust me. This community will die long before the game itself does.
I just don't understand it. this whol game is about wish fulfillment. You can finally be the cute girl. You get to be the badass space adventurer who stabs evil in the god damn face. And they think I want to stand around in one place and let something else handle things for me?
I knew I'd recognize this cutie, I had a few pics of her saved on my folder.
ps: your secret admirer
>okay, here's the plan for the mpa; forces, you spam ilgrants and bring them this way. the techers will zondeel them together, letting the fighters go nuts on them. yes, rangers, we'll need your weak bullet, deal with it. bravers, bouncers, take care of anything bigger than a gold. if you're subbing hunter, be sure to make use of it.
>oh, uh, h-hey summoner. why don't you, uh...why don't you just go stand over there by the tower? in case it needs healing. or something, whatever. be a dear and collect crystals with the gunner.
>Summoner proceeds to collect no points, leaving the gunner to whiz around the map with no help, and sits in the corner forcing its pet to watch as it pulls out and fucks pic related.
>The entire MPA is too unsettled by the horrible sloshing and all towers are destroyed by wave 2
>no player approaches the corner tower the entire game.
the first tryhard SU video to pop up will make every other tryhard copy off it and implement it into their strategy the next day
"S-Summoner is O-OP!" they say while foaming in the mouth while I rafoie their ass
>GORILLA A LA MONSIEUR MALLAH
>DONUT BEAR ATTENTION WHORE
>SLUT FOX & CAT WONDER TWINS
>A SKELETON WITH AUTISM DESPITE HAVING NO BRAIN
By your powers combined.... I. AM CAPTAIN SHITPOST!
Premium is very worth it if you have disposable income. Block freedom, less trouble finding good MPAs, better pool of drink buffs, double stamps, ability to hold 20 more client orders etc
So for Dual Blade Bouncer, I get that Dispersion strike is the go to PA for mobbing and normally for bosses PBF into sword spam, but outside PBF what should I be using on bosses? So far I've just been continuing to use Dispersion Strike because you can just float all around the bosses attacks with ease.
My my character is my waifu. My space waifu. I invent scenarios for her all day in my head. Or come up with dialog for her for the game proper. Like where her training for young Zeno alternates between beating him up, then going into onee-chan mode to cheer him up.
Me x Myself x I
Everyone I ever needed
pls change your hair back zext. your old hairstyle suited you perfectly, but now you look like tom hiddleston if he got addicted to drugs
>Niren Orochi is still 10mil+
>it would be cheaper to grind and extend most of a rainbow Red DB set
Jesus FUCK Sega fix this class already, I don't want to waste storage space and time on getting rainbow weapons for a third class.
You looked seriously way better before. But now you look like a pedo-ish version of this guy:
At least you looked like a rugged character before with the rough hair and even the lip scar. But now you just look like some freak. Michael Jackson is right, you look like your face is dehydrated and you're malnourished. Everyone calling you a pedo before, now you really look like one for real.
what if I LIKE saving the world by myself, huh
EVER CONSIDERED THAT
no one to tie me down while I go do heroic things like lie on the floor waiting to get a moon thrown in my face
Depends on the boss.
Kestral Rampage is my personal go-to because it's usable in the air and deals a good amount of damage, however you need to bank on the fact that you can land the the entire PA to hit along with the photon blades that rain down afterwards.
Heavenly Kite is probably one of the better options, since it's basically just a faster serpent air which is already a fantastic boss killer.
Immortal Dove is also a great option, just on the fact that it's very fast - however afaik you'll have to be grounded to use it (using in the air drops you to the ground) so you won't get the bonus from Shifta Air Strike.
Distraction Wing works too, but probably the hardest to reposition yourself constantly. Not the best option but it's there. However using it to get closer to mobile bosses to use the other pa's listed above is definitely a great option, and ultimately better at doing that then Dispersion Strike.
Dispersion Strike is just for lazy mode. It works when it can kill it fast anyways, or if you're dealing with a ton of mobs + the boss in any case.
work a shit
pls have a good maint frens
waifus are ded anon
>ep 4 launch
>XH free fields release
>DO update with new exploration/boss extermination orders on XH difficulty
>ship 2's face when
The hair was everything brah, it changes how the face shape looks and you even took off your sunglasses which exposes the eyes making that face look even more pedolike. Maybe change the eye type or at least put glasses on. that might actually salvage it. and lose the lip scar now. that face you have isn't exactly rugged man. it's desk job ZEXT.
What the fuck is this pedo shit? Why are you all so experienced in how a pedophile is supposed to look? Are you all practiced pedophiles yourselves and are just talking about how you look while trying to shit on somebody else's day?
TYPE PEDOPHILE into GOOGLE IMAGES, then pick from the thousands of possibilities.
It was an ebin meme pulled on him by an old red roomer and someone within his team. People parroted it like they do all unfunny jokes, and now new people come to rum, see it once and figure they'll fit in if they just keep mimicking others like Sophia does.
The fact that you find it harder at all to the point where anyone will have trouble with it, and think that's a basis to make that joke, just expresses how highly you think of it and thus how shit you are, though. No use hiding it.
normies can be pedos too so there isn't really a "pedo look" to be honest. someone could look like a stereotypical pedo but in actuality they're just a brony or a dota player
The fact is it has inflated HP counts, which means people just like you Rayles, with your "cost efficient" affixes and +5 Xie weapons will take five times longer to clear any content.
More HP may mean higher difficulty but that doesn't really make it harder in the right sense.
yeah, it'll take longer, and you might take a teeny bit more damage, but it's not really any more difficult purely because it's the same fight that just takes longer.
Where's the improved AI? Where's the varied, new attacks? Where are the additional hazards in the boss arena that you have to pay attention to?
and the most important question of all.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DROPS JESUS CHRIST
But I don't think XH is hard. I've heard quite a few horror stories about Ship 2 XH pugs though. Like, look at these clowns.
There was also that twitch stream someone posted a few days ago with some shitter playing XH TD3 as RA/BO and he was actually in the top 3 during a few waves even though he was doing 1/3 of the damage a coherent player would do. Not to mention the shitty meme rap that was playing in the background. It was kinda like how I imagine some people from this thread to be like in game.
Too bad I lost the stream link
>he fell for the ruse cruise and got stranded on ad hominem island
I'm actually Red. Get fucked, kid. You probably play Force and wank over your Il Barta spec.
the joke is XH rodos is a pinata and no amount of HP is going to make it harder
thanks, I'll just go vaccum up 19 other moons, gimme a moment
Man networking sure is fun fun fun.
I giggled like a little girl.
This is how it always goes.
>XH free fields release
Good joke. XH will remain an EQ only difficulty, since that's all the matters anyways. Why would SEGA go back and update shitty old content no one does anymore?
>I've never heard of Closet
>g-get out irrelevent-kun
>I mispelled the name to keep my namedrop a sekrit!
Also he's a fag and a shitter, as expected of shit 2 to shit up a perfectly fine namedropping by doing it wrong while shoveling feces in.
Reminder that the community destroying itself was also prophesied by our goddess Wisteria. The second phase of her divine judgment. You should have listened to her warnings. Only those who follow her teachings will be spared during the autismpocalypse.
They weren't sunglasses, they were regular glasses. The glasses looked weird with the hair since they were too big for it. I am considering finding a new pair but most glasses just don't fit my face right. I keep the scars forever, I do what I want. My whim is the only thing deciding how I look like, because there's nearly no one who has a good enough looking character for me to want their fashion advice.
I don't look pedo-like, I never have and I still don't.
I called the community going dead by the time the second exile to Ship 4 happened. I also called EDF dying and splitting. I also also called the split teams all dying, leaving EDF as a rotting corpse while the recuperating community resorts to shitposting about their past associations in order to save face and become well liked again.
Your goddess is a shit prophet.
The AI is fine, they just die too fast. Giving enemies more hp is definitely a step in the right direction considering how fast everything melts (even now)
Do you just want XH to have ult-tier AI (pre-nerf)?
XH AI isn't good enough. Yes, it does need pre nerf Ult AI.
The attack rate of most classes is high enough that you stagger everything if not knocking them down, effectively going 'fuck everything in THAT area'. Meanwhile, the AI is still stuck at run up, park self for two seconds, and choose an attack. If you're going to make them easy to interrupt and kill, you might as well make them more aggressive, and give them more evasive actions. They don't necessarily need to be unstaggerable like infected Ult enemies or be as damage spongey, just more threatening to the average cookie cutter build who can just waltz up and faceroll with PAs without caring.
>no glasses in this game look good
Memes don't make things good either, kawaii neko meme.
Everything with a real life image is shitposts? Yes.
Bet you creamed yourself over Bouncer when you saw the Dual Blades, you power-fantasy loving cunt.
Cats aren't smart enough to understand fashion.
>no glasses in this game look good
I creamed myself over the very concept of Jet Boots. Turns out Sega can't design anything worth a shit and they don't bother reworking or rebalancing anything outside of major content updates so instead we got a broken weapon that S-ATK builds actually use better. Dual Blades are boring as fuck, and Summoner already looks horrible so I can only imagine how much worse it'll be to actually play it.
>I found this one on /soc/ just earlier this week.
I don't post on /soc/, so either someone posted it there or you're lying.
Yes that is the standard file name for iPhone uploads, I don't know why, it uploads to Google Drive with the proper file name. I could show you it on drive if you don't believe me.
I beg to differ.
shigure glasses best glasses.
Original red is the best my nigga
>no glasses in this game look good
I agree! CLEARLY goggles are the superior choice of eye wear.
Quit clownin' around
, and quit taking identical screenshots to me, but inches off.
dat spine and pelvis visible through the opening
Fine should be a 6. I guess means you're not even sure of that.
They're just an eyesore women with confidence issues wear. They take it off and feel better about how they look because they 'reveal' their averageness behind really fucking ugly thick plastic.
Maybe I play the fool because it's fun for me! how about you flashing your bones at people and get that spookiness doooown a notch.
I own a pair too
in that picture people just love to post :^)and I kind of agree that, which is why I normally save them for family gatherings or those "boy do I not give a fuck today" days because while they're obnoxious, they rest on my face much easier than partially metal/thicker plastic frames.
>tone down the spooks
Look at this funny man tellin' funny jokes.
this is a real popular spot to take screenshots, isn't it.
Then I'm doing my job right!
I think it has to do with the fact that most people got the DBZ vibe of fending off a Ki blast honestly, or at least that's what got me taking a ton of screens of it.
It seems that way, but I know I just took a bunch because it feels like the most hyped I've been for a matter board since the last one with Double (where I also took a ton of screen shots). Having that back to back "hell yes" kind of quests was rad, on top of it being End of Episode
No, he's being accurate. The anime isn't about the universe of PSO2, but about high schoolers playing the game like .hack, SAO or whatever other "I'm trapped the game and overpowered" bullshit exists that I'm not aware of. Kind of a let down.
Reminder that Rayles still dies to Elder Falz hand push regularly.
>trapped in the game, and overpowered
Hi, my name is Tsukasa. I'm level 1. I literally can't do shit, so I have my 'power' do everything for me, which turns out is a fake twilight bracelet being controlled by Morganna.
Hi, my name is Haseo. I used to be a gigantic tool box name Sora, but grew a pair after getting data drained to shit. I thought belts and zippers were cool, and made a new character in a new version of the game, who promptly got data drained again when I finally got back to being as strong as I originally. I spent the rest of the story re-leveling my character while the thing that data-drained me originally hangs out in my fucking arm, and getting jumped by people I PKK'd previously.
Meanwhile, in SOA world, Kirito backflips his way to every item of power imaginable and then ONE YEARS WORTH his sister.
I'm hoping for something closer to the competent storytelling of .hack.
Also, as an afterthought I can't get over how well they did the music for the this MB and EQ
Spoilers in this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FeIX5fjKU8
Spoiler free, just PD EQ -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R39FuQXuN8M (I remember playing this in middle school)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs_R62ZVVsM (Best remix of this to ever exist)
You're entirely right, and I should have worded myself better so as not to insinuate them on the same level. Even if it's not the best written thing in the world, tha .hack series is still way more compelling and is at least (to the best of my knowledge) the creator of those tropes or made them popular. That would be like hating Evangelion for being ANOTHER anime with a lame, blue haired quiet mysterious girl.
>I'm hoping for something closer to the competent storytelling of .hack.
I swear we're few and far between and it's a damn shame because .hack was just so great, and it doesn't get enough love and attention.
ask the JP for help, you'll get non in redroom/b1 on male character design. all it takes is to find some fujoshi player. that person will guide you to the ultimate male character design. it'll even make solus envious.
>so wait is the profound darkness theme from an old game or are you underage?
>or are you underage
You seem to be the underage one if you don't recognize all or at least ANY of those songs.
>Is the profound darkness theme from an old game?
How about " Is Profound Darkness from an old game?"
The answer to both is yes, and go play them. They still hold up really well and have great compositions for their time.