Cosmo's new speedgame edition
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
CUT MY COCK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESET
CASTRATION, NO SPEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY PUSSY STARTS BLEEDING
>Certain autistic degenerates thinking they're above it all
>Bill comes out as bisexual
>DSP about to an hero
>GDQ outed as frauds
>cfb's hairline is still un-fucking-real
>Cosme's growing a vagina
It's been one hell of a speedweek, lads.
I was paraphrasing, but that's mostly because I don't feel like typing my life story up for /srg/. Feeling awful and weird does capture the most of it tho, but it wasn't just a general feeling, like I could tell what I felt bad about and why it made me feel bad. Not much to say about it other than my body started to change and I near immediately knew it was changing wrong.
damn that chest acne
i can see why cosmo would want to transition tbqh
I feel powerful because I post on /srg/.
All I have to do in a stream chat is mention I'm an /srg/ regular, and instantly, like a flick of the switch, people stop and pay attention to my words. From that point on, I become known as a dark, dangerous poster with an untold amount of cyber-weaponry at my disposal. People fear me, and I take full advantage of that fact.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't known across twitch as an ambassador of /srg/. Sometimes the pressure to uphold my reputation feels too great. But then I relax. I take deep breaths. And I remember how people freeze when I enter their stream chats. I remember how they grant me moderator privileges based on my name alone. I remember how they cower in fear, knowing that if they were to make one mistake, one misstep, there would be hell to pay.
And all is good in the world once more. My power restored.
People are bad at knowing what they want. They'll THINK they know it. They'll tell others that they know it. But they don't realise that very few things in life actually impact our lives for the better. As cheesy as it sounds. Happiness to an extend really does have to come from within. You have to fix the underlying issue of how your brain thinks/interprets and see's the world. Getting new videogames, new clothing, a new car, a girlfriend or a new girlfriend, a wife, a kid, a house, changing your sex/gender or mutilating your body with massive african stretch rings in your ears or nose. Will not make you happy. It might not make you miserable either but you'll likely just be temporarily distracted untill you settle in your new routines/new body or lifestyle and then the crippling anxiety comes back.
To clarify: It doesn't mean that doing these things can't make you happier or change things for the better. It just won't be the whole-sale solution we sometimes think these things as being. They're mitigators or blockers. Not actual solutions.
In the sense that everyone is capable of sex with anyone/thing?
Don't confuse affection for sexual desire. This is what tumblrina's and SJW's can't get their head around. It's not all black and white, ironically.
You know the worst part of this? His parents gave him a really unique and marketable name. Naming him Cosmo was probably the best thing they ever did for him. Now he's gone and thrown it all away by wanting to be a female called Narcissa.
Adrian did it to him. It's how SJWs function. They don't just want you to accept trannies, they want you to become one. Cosmo is just one example of many of the brainwashing tactics they use. Just look how happy he was when he was running Wind Waker before he met adrian and then watch his slow decline the longer he "dated" her. It's really easy to change someone when you string them along with false love.
Have you ever played a game so much that you feel like you've ran out of replay value? Some people choose to come up with additional challenges, such as beating a game as fast as possible, scoring as many points as possible, or pushing a multiplayer game to its competitive limit. Ocarina of Time has no scoring system; it's not multiplayer. It is a single-player journey through an epic world. So, how fast can someone beat it? My name is Cosmo Right and this is my speedrun of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in 18 minutes and 10 seconds.
Have you ever played a gender so much that you feel like you've ran out of replay value? Some people choose to come up with additional challenges, such as being a girl as fast as possible, scoring as many dick pics as possible, or pushing a gangbang to its competitive limit. Trans*genderism has no scoring system; it's not multiplayer. It is a single-player journey through an epic world. So, how fast can someone be "it"? My name is Narcissistic and this is my speedrun of becoming a woman in 23 years, and 8 months.
Men just want to be loved. Evolutionary biology and psychology explain the issues with feminism and the cultural marxism that pervades society today very well. Because it fundamentally ignores and undermines our biological functions, needs and desires. Our society is build backwards. It's build by women for women. Except when women are in power, they actively build to sabotage other women. Not because they're evil but because that's what their biology is telling them is the most effective method of becoming the most lucrative female around. It's the best way of becoming the ONLY viable woman.
Men have to compete with each other to become the best they can to "earn" a womans love. Woman have to sabotage other women in order to win the game of nature.
He's right though. People with other mental illnesses (depression, autism) diagnosis themselves with gender dysphoria and become transsexual. Just look at Chris Chan for example. People who don't suffer from gender dysphoria and actually transition are doing themselves harm.
Now to assume Cosmo is one of those people is a bit shitty, but he's still right.
sneak peek of what headcrab will look like after his transition
honestly i think he could pull off the "40 year old single anorexic lesbian" look pretty well
Is Hayai Kawaii a reddit marathon? Looking back at pvtcb's tweets all he did was give his opinion. Nothing was a personal attack on Narcissa. Regardless he is still an attention whore but nothing was out of line.
our boys fucking exposed them
They decided to change the twitch subscription model from 6-monthly to monthly, keeping all of the revenues in the 10 months outside of marathons.
This was grandly announced to the world in a throwaway post on the SDA forums.
they literally posted their budget on the forum
>$167,400 for staff expenses
that's fucking retarded, pvtcb's a little edgelord faggot but come on now.
M1, of all people, should know how shitty it is to get kicked out of a marathon for your personal beliefs.
>No, I don't agree with decisions like these. Chances are he's clinically depressed, not gender dysmorphic. I wish it wasn't so politically incorrect to label behaviour like this as resulting from decisions formed in an unwell mind.
BASED FUCKING CARACARN
>Now to assume Cosmo is one of those people is a bit shitty
that's my problem
I don't necessarily disagree with what he's saying, but he's making a lot of assumptions about somebody he knows NOTHING about
>he's not trans just depressed
explain how he got the hormones then, in order to get them you need to be approved by a therapist who will determine if you are actually suffering from gender dysphoria or not
See right here is a great example of how to express dissent without coming off as incredibly stupid so that the people whom you're trying to get to immediatly ignore you. They likely still will, but they'll have to work harder with their mental gymnastics to get away with it.
We are going to need a lot of fucking rope.
what a fucking little pansy homo
final fantasy 'speedruns' too
I'm sorry sonny, you seem to have found your way onto 4chan. Head on back to facebook :v)
I havent memed here in fucking years.
But I just got wind of fucking Cosmo.
He literally became the Queen of /srg/
SkeletonBill still stealing childrens cancer money? Last I heard he walked into a cancer ward and stole toys.
>random guy on couch finally loses it and shoots himself on stream
>runner stares surprised behind him and continues the run in a state of panic
>yells not to stop the timer.
10/10 agdq desu
i'm not saying there should be a mass-shooting at a GDQ
i'm just surprised it hasn't happened yet (and probably never will)
it seems like a perfect recipe for disaster, is all i'm saying
hundreds of people, many of whom are literally autistic or suffer from other kinds of mental illness, all packed into a small room, being broadcast to hundreds of thousands of viewers on twitch
if you're really saying that you find the idea of a mentally ill person with a gun wreaking havoc in such a context totally unthinkable, i think you're a naive child.
I watched cosmo since fucking justin.tv, when him/jiano and that whole crew were together.
This is too perfect. This is really it. No meme can top this.
>implying it wouldn't be UltraJMan
She is dating the guy who came over while Cosmo/Narcissa was away at the Nintendo World Championships
>bertin gets a second shot at his fire emblem run next AGDQ
>goes even worse than last time
>shit RNG everywhere
>just when they are about to cut him off he stops them
>turns to the camera and says "Fuck mercy killing the run I'm gonna mercy kill myself."
>pulls a gun out of his afro and puts a bullet in his brain
>SJ sitting on the couch behind him just looks over uninterested and says "Damn."
>caked on makeup
>hole in lip
Why do they do this...
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MY RUN GOT BUMPED FOR A SURPRISE TRIHEX MARIO MAKER APPEARANCE?
>AM I RUNNING OR NOT? TELL ME.
>DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP. I HAD BEEN WAITING TO SHOW MY SPEEDGAME ALL FUCKING WEEK.
>LOOK AT CHAT. ALL THOSE PEOPLE. THEY'RE WAITING FOR MY RUN.
>OH YEAH? OH YEAH!? I'LL SHOW YOU. STAY HERE. I NEED TO GO GET SOMETHING FROM MY ROOM. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>NO ONE FUCKING MOVE.
i don't know, m8. let's just be sad frogs together...
>Having a shred of respect for the MHC after all the shit they pulled this year
I'm afraid for AGDQ with all these recent developments.
It seems like it's finally the time when someone shoots up the place. Why didn't we listen?
Bringing guns to AGDQ would be against the rules.
Leave the rule breakers to me.
Everyone is allowed to carry guns in the US though, and they do. Your life depends on the random moods of the people around you at all times, which is why food health regulation is so lax down there, to keep them relatively low-energy.
>not knowing Aetos is a pathetic faggot
He's been kicked out of almost every community by now because he fucking radiates it. I actually left him to fail an EQ in PSO2 once because I took our entire party out of it. He also got chased out of Dota 2 inhouses because he does nothing but whine. He puts zero effort into anything and is a massive attention seeking retard. The faster you learn to not even pay attention to him and let him leave, the better.
What I want to know is why did he change his name to that?
Cosmo sounds feminine enough, why change it?
and how do you even pronounce narcissa. like a black girls name? NARC ISSA GET YO ASS OVA HERE
Reminder where Cosmo was pre-Adrian
>star act of any GDQ attended
>highest viewed speedrunner on twitch (no one since has ever reached his highest concurrent in fact), with viewer numbers respectable for any non-esports stream
>making 3-500 dollars a stream off donations plus subs plus ad revenue
Living off of people's charity kills you as a person. On top of having people's eyeballs on you as the center of attention while being introverted? Yeah I can see why he went crazy.
Is there a nobler endeavor than engaging in edit wars to revise the past? It's like you're Marty McFly but accidentally did fuck your mom.
>shit ive considered going trans
Are you all goddamn fuccbois? What the fuck man?
>gets called a reptile
>takes the name of some woman apart of the reptile house
will those girl pills fix his fucked up teeth?
So many trannies came out in these threads this day. I'm legitimately feeling concerned about my own mental health now just knowing I share a hobby with a tranny rate of like 1000% the normal.
>her name is narcissa becaushe she's a narcassist
>cosmo is dumb enough to not understand that and use a literal joke name
When's second hitler so we can gas this planet of all tranny scum?
this hobby is mostly 99.9999%. massive autists, shut ins and just depressed people so there being a irregular amount of mentally ill people who wish to change gender is expected desu
Name a more alpha speedboy than NoobKillerRoof. Just try.
>WR holder in one of the hardest and most skill-based speedgames
>Doesn't practice because he isn't shit
>Destroyed Brescaz's PBs and sent him packing to 2nd Place Island™
>One of the snuggiest streams out there
>Refrains from needless profanity
>Open and honest about his dislike of and disappointment in keks
>So confident in his sexuality that he experiences no hesitation or embarrassment in openly discussing his sexual preferences and/or fetishes in a public space
>Banters so hard that even Squid resorted to personally banning NKR from his stream
>Dominant, assertive personality; he speaks the unashamed truth whenever possible, even if it means potentially harming relationships (he said to his whole stream that zionists are genociding White people, while all his stream monsters were there)
>Doesn't speak because typing is faster and he's all about speed
>Tall and imposing (he's 6'3" and lifts 3 times a week)
>Virgin, "I'm saving myself for a pure woman who actually DESERVES my seed"
Seriously. I'm not a NKR fanboy or anything, but it's hard to ignore just how great of a person he is, in and out of speedrunning.
>you will never be married to this angel
Transitioning any time other than puberty never ends well. You don't end up looking like the opposite gender so much as looking like you have been doing meth for a while. Not to say cosmo doesn't already look like that, because he does, it's just going to make it worse.
Seeing what you edited that from makes me kind of dislike you to be honest family shaking my head.
Does anyone actually think cosmo will stick through will this?
He gave up on OoT.
He gave up on WW.
He gave up on SRL.
Everything he's ever done, he's eventually quit because it was too hard or he got tired of it. Why is this going to be any different?
>it's the same recycled shitposting and memes until something new comes out
>somebody's gotta bring something new to the table or they keep doing the same shit over and over
based fucking narcissa bringing something new to the table. i wonder if she listened to this vocaroo
It's not that they look like "masculin" women
They just look like a dude that decided to cross dress after being strung out on meth for a few days. It's disgusting, and it is how they will look forever.
holy fk its 6 AM and this hot speedmeme has kept me up all night
good night speedsters
nice retarded /pol/ image faggot. you could have made the exact same image in the 1930's if we were talking about blacks being equal and now that's going to be the case for the rest of time. people against black equality were on the wrong side of history, end of story.
tfw just woke up.
I wish someone would just end my misery already. I've only slept for 3 hours.
Looks like my reporting worked.
Don't ever steal someone else's ID again. Especially not Narcissa's.
Reminder Trihex hosted a competition that helped cosmo make his decision.
Becoming trans sounds incredibly difficult. Something simple like going to the bathroom in public you cant do anymore. do you go in the womens' restroom? idk but it sounds too hard for me. even if i wanted to slice my dick off and become a woman im too lazy and dont want to deal with it
speedrunning. this has been a good speedrunning thread
It'll go towards even more retarded shit if a certain meme candidate is elected.
How far does the US have to actually be in debt to actually stop being able to spew out money like a firehose? Why can't I just make bank transactions until my balance hits negative 1 quadrillion dollars?
out of all the names why would you name yourself narcissist
/srg/ was never about speedruns
>tfw comfy clint OoT stream
Watch out ZFG he's coming for that WR.
>streams for a living
>doesn't stream for weeks on end
>has no other means of income
>when he actually streams he streams boring content nobody wants to watch
>"wahhhhh I can't afford rent playing video games for a living is so hard!"
>be a 1.5/10 male
>decide to become a -7.8/10 "female"
/r/samandtolki is the best thing speedrunning has ever caused. apparently giantwaffle is their new kekold and he is marrying this slut and will be cheated on at sgdq 2016
bad camera idk
what makes it weirder is she has this weird orbiter that follows her all over
Why does the speedrunning community have such a high concentration of mental illness? It's like with every head turn there is some huge drama between socially inept individuals or just plain weird shit.
what do either of these 2 have to do with speedrunning though?
sovi is a FOTM/personality/girlgamer streamer
isn't waffle the boygamer equivalent?
why is that subreddit talking about them?
So has Cosmo/Narcissa talked about wanting to be a full blown woman before? I figured he painted his nails and updated his icon to be very effeminate, much in the way of a drag queen playing with colors and social labels.
Never got the impression he felt like he was in the wrong body and needed to change it, though. :/
I have been reading the subreddit for about half an hour now and from what I gather..
they are setting up to be the next sam and tolki
it's a really weird situation but it kind of fits since giantwaffle was there during the sam and tolki cheating
waffle is dating some succubus and they have said they are getting married soon, ummm, she breaks up with guys and causes drama all the time, daddy issues, was engaged to a guy but bailed saying her depression made her do it, she has some creepy obsessed orbiter that sticks around and goes on dates with her and waffle. she lies and shit. basically she is a woman
Nah, not a single time. His ex basically forced him to only talk and hang out with SJW types though and they brainwashed him into thinking he was a trash person for being a white male so he decided to become a woman instead.
>mfw newfags can't spot trannies
Is there a hobby more degenerate than speedrunning? I think the only thing that could possibly top it is bugchasing, if you count that as a hobby. Bronies seem mentally stable by comparison.
One guy went through dozens of hours of old Sam and Tolki VoDs and found one remark by Sam that him, tolki, waffle and stiv will share a room at SGDQ and together with some pastebin wordings suggesting that tolki slept with several people in this room, it's now a popular fan theory that waffle fucked tolki too.
>above it all will never take off as a meme because of this cosme drama