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SPOILERS ABOUND, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
-/utg/ Steam Group
> #/utg/ on Rizon
> You can save Gaster and Asriel.
> But it's only possible if you give Jerry a ride home
What do you do?
Cute Chara commandeering this thread. Post cute chara!
POST ALL YOUR SAD SANS RIGHT NOW
I'll do it, I'll do it for you, Gaster
I wish those fucking losers who use this game as a springboard for their tumblr social justice representation in games shit would just stop. Nobody gives a shit but them and I don't understand why they have never realized that. Just enjoy the game for what it is and don't try to shoehorn your own personal agenda into it. Christ.
reminder to hug uncle duncle when he offers
Here is my contribution to the undertale fandom
Friendly reminder to participate in the Undertale Demographics survey!
tinyurl.[insert .com here]/UndertaleSurvey
We're currently at 498 responses!
Imgur compilation of data/charts at 419 responses:
Of the 18/419 respondents who chose Flowey as their favorite character:
10, surprisingly, are female of which 2 are heterosexual, 3 are homosexual, 3 are bisexual, and 2 are asexual
8 are male of which 4 are heterosexual, 3 are bisexual, and 1 is asexual
Flowey still is the only character with a higher female to male ratio.
Breaking news Asgore lovers! Out of the 32/498 respondents, there is finally a single female who listed her as her favorite! Now Asgore doesn't have only male fans.
Well when the game has:
> Gender-neutral protagonist to project onto.
> Fish x Dino lesbos but the gay isn't the centerpoint of their character.
> Metro/Trans/FABULOUS robot-goast (Fabulous if you have any sense).
Putting up with Tumblr should be expected if you have any sort of sense or pattern recognition.
Scars denote previous encounters with god in the dark corners of the world
He is my favorite and everyone loves to see their favorite characters suffer
Posting what little I have
>Putting up with Tumblr should be expected
Fuck that, why should I? It's good that the game has those things but drawing massive attention to that instead of the game's real merits is a) incredibly annoying and b) undermines the whole point of that stuff being in the game and not addressed in the first place.
Trepanning is the act of cutting the skull open to let the gods in
>MORE TOWNS (seriously everything after Snowdin let me down a little - where's the town with the monster school and the overcrowded capital city?)
>More overworld sprite animations (the expressions were adorable, I wished there were more)
>Option to favour some characters over others (in hindsight the Pacifist run feels like it's railroading you into everyone liking you - while I find it incredibly sweet, I'd like to see characters like/dislike you more)
>visuals to the different Neutral phonecalls
>more postgame stuff for Pacifist run
>you get to pick what stupid colourscheme Frisk has (all the options would look like they were done with kids' markers, but still)
Seriously though. Just ... more towns. Please.
With bad jokes and puns, but unlike him my delivery would be frequently botched due to being flustered. He'd possibly find my screw-ups even cuter.
Or just abysmal but we're trying to think positive here
Thank you anon, I feel the same way as you.
m8 I've been posting fishwife all last thread
wosh u face
WOSH U FEELINGS U BROKEN FUCK
WOSH U BRAIN SO YOU CAN THINK STRAIGHT
Your thought process is strange but sure.
So what's the deal with the cheering crowd noise the Gaster Blasters make?
It's known that Gaster invented the DT machine and was experimenting on preserving monster souls. Perhaps they're the equivalent of monster zombies.
>WOSH U FEELINGS U BROKEN FUCK
some stains don't come out, woshua
don't make me poor spoiled milk into your tank
i'll fucking do it man
I figure I'll just collect this and suffer until I'm emotionally dead inside, and then I can just look at cute fluffy art to restore my soul.
>WOSH U FEELINGS U BROKEN FUCK
Please give more details on how someone is supposed to wosh something
Fishwife is the most cute of anyone with cutie fins
WOSH U FILTHY MIND
>implying it doesn't immediately get purged from all the soap and cleaning ingredients
WOSH U FILTHY MIND
>[object] is now clean
GO WOSH THINGS NOW, MY DISCIPLE.
You actually have some pretty good ideas.
Does this counts as sad?
Maybe this has been posted already, but fug it. Spoilers ahead
Did you kill Flowey at the end?
Does killing him ruin the true pacifist route in any way?
Should I feel bad for killing him?
Im so confused
There basically the same character
Any drawfag in here who would like to do a crossover pic with these two? Would make all my dreams come true. They can be sparing or whatever i don't care im not your mom gonna go sleep so i can not pass out at keyboard night night see you when i wake up i guess
have a happy
meanwhile I love all the chubby-Sans-that-still-look-like-Sans art
>Did you kill Flowey at the end?
but that was only because I thought it would affect the ending and wouldn't let me get the pacifist one if I did kill him
>Does killing him ruin the true pacifist route in any way?
Nope, he just won't give you hints on how to obtain the true end
>Should I feel bad for killing him?
Quite the opposite, probably.
The air is heavy with the sins of others.
Soon the weight will be unbearable.
Can we please talk about papyrus. I want to know your interpretation of his character.
Like, am I supposed to read him as stupid? I know he's not retarded... but what's up with his character? Is he supposed to be autistic, or slow and you're supposed to find that charming or what?
What's the whole implication about him not being able to do junior jumbles and liking books for toddlers?
>is he actually aware when things are reset
he probably has the same sense of deja vu all the other main characters have. and since he's aware of the resets existing, it doesn't take much to put 2 and 2 together.
Oh don't get me wrong, I also have a lot of cute Sans
I'm a slut for any kind of Sans, really
>I wish those fucking losers who use this game as a springboard for their tumblr social justice representation in games
>Made by a guy associated with Homestuck
>Intentionally nods and riffs "tumblr-tier" internet culture
>The theme of the game is to tolerate and understand people that would otherwise be considered "monsters"
>Has a tasteful adaptation of a guy's actual fursona
>Don't shoehorn your own personal agenda into it!
6/10, try harder.
He's a bit naive, but he has willpower and can fight, with some proper training. He wants to see the good in everyone, and those around him want to protect his innocence. He's no pushover though, if you recall his attacks.
I would say "Pretend this is the OP image instead" but Mettaton always looks good.
Let no challenge lie.
Let no question hang.
Let no music fade.
Let no end go unsung
requesting art of Flowey ruining Woshua's day
He must have done it in one of his resets.
fill you're tank with dirt I swear
really, really smart, but doesn't let off on it as he spends most of his time cheering people up
This was left here earlier you might find some things in it http://imgur.com/a/bfjmz
>he probably has the same sense of deja vu all the other main characters have
See: His dialogue during his fight
He specifically mentions monitoring an anomaly in the timeline, and watching timelines jump around until they all suddenly stop.
He's not the kind of character you can just pigeonhole in one box or the other.
He's just kinda kooky and eccentric, but he's still a functioning adult with enough emotional responsibility and emotional maturity that he can play Undyne around. He's also got a sadness and insecurity that he hides behind his cheerful shell, so he's more complex than a lot of people who just assume he's a mememachine give him credit for.
I can respect that thought process at least.
All the emotions are worth representing in all this fanart, all the cute and happy is pointless without some contrast. Though not lewd, don't lewd skeletons.
See, I know these things, and he certainly has depth of character, like him understanding the tenets of depression and being a good king...
But why can't he do junior jumble and is stumped by toddler books? Like, what is that supposed to reveal about his character? Is it some rainman thing?
It's surprising how right you are.
The will to keep living
The resolve to change fate
The strength to defy extinction
I don't think he's stupid, just very naive. Monsters seem quite nice for the most part. I imagine he's like Monster Kid, not spoiled by real world cynicism somehow.
Some of the endings where he's depressed seem to taint him to misery.
Everything with Mettaton is always right~
I-I'm sorry anon. I have like seven Sans lewds saved. I need to wosh my soul.
I just want Sans to be happy
I say as I draw him strapped down and having his arm broken
It means that mentally, he still has the mindset of a young child in some areas. He doesn't fully understand the nature of the world, and has some hobbies and such that probably aren't suitable for what we perceive his age to be. It's just how he is, a character quirk if you will.
Either a training exercise with Asgore or Gerson, a previous encounter with a human, or she just uses a eye-patch because it looks cool.
I honestly believe he looks up to Papyrus.
No. I hadn't come that far to start killing people. Even a piece of shit like him.
I considered rethinking my choice when he threatened to kill everyone I loved, though. It's usually such a goofy and over the top line that it's hilarious, but that delivery really shook me.
Knew I'd made the right choice when he got enraged and bewildered at my mercy, though. If you kill him, he dies with a smile on his face, knowing that it won't stick and that his logic won out. If you spare him, he cannot fathom it at all, and starts questioning his shitty worldview.
I know. And that Sans is so chunky he looks like a little fat marshmallow man. I love it.
This and especially that spoiler. I don't think Papyrus is actually full of himself. I think he just wants to be like the heroes he sees on tv.
I mean, pic related. Sure he comically misses the point at times, but I don't think this was a joke.
Before the events of the story he was definitely lonely and treated like a weirdo by everyone but Sans.
So many fan interpretations miss this detail. The guy's smart.
I'm almost done with a full version of this so the joke won't work anymore, so I'll get it out while I still can
It's where she keeps her
Papyrus is so lame he's cool. Considering how miserable sans likely is, he probably legitimately enjoys his brothers energetic attitude. Also annoying the heck out of him.
good night /utg/, keep up the fishposting without me
Don't worry, most Sans fans are on the same boat as you.
I mean on the sense of wanting to see him happy but enjoying his suffering at the same time, not the whole broken arm deal.
I have 30+
don't send help I'm fine with this
Nah. She doesn't make constant references to how she has a hidden power behind...
Thanks /utg/ watching me kill San's for the near 50th time.
Another sans bites the dust uh.
Another sans bites the dust hey hey!
He's not the brightest bulb in the shed, but he's less dumb and more that he's a little childish, egotistical, and naive to a fault.
Ah fuck, I never thought about that.
Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.
And for Undyne, it was about saving everyone else, so while Chara may have killed her in Waterfall, that isn't where she died.
Well that's not that many.
You can still turn it around if you're that early in.
This would make a lot of sense with how much of a huge dork she is in neutral/pacifist, with practicing lines and setting up that echo flower and anime spear bullshit. But Undyne the Undying makes me think it's legit gone.
I just want Papyrus to be happy
I say as I save art of him being plowed by random menand sometimes a robot and sometimes his own damn brother
I guess that's a form of happiness.
I quit the run at Papyrus.
I thought I would be able to do it eventually but turns out that's wrong. Maybe that will change later but it is really doubtful for now.
And it may be a good idea to reset after beating Sans anyways, in order to avoid the consequences and all that.
I see him as being ridiculously determined to think the best of everyone, including himself. His overblown self-confidence and obsession would be insufferable with most other characters, but the thing that makes Papyrus fun is that he seems to think just as highly of everyone else, even if he has virtually no reason to do so.
He just puts 100% of himself into everything he does, really, and he's loveable because of it. I could see him being on the higher-functioning end of the autistic spectrum in how much he overacts and how socially clueless he is, but not as an insult or anything.
As for the kiddy shit, I think it's as simple as him liking toddlers books and action-figures and seeing no reason to be ashamed of it, same with finding Junior Jumble hard. He's just honest and enthusiastic about shit he likes and can't fathom changing himself to seem cooler, or even that other people might take issue with it in the first place.
And the date thing? He took it in as adorable and humored you. He acted dramatic during the break up to humor you more.
He's good at acting and keeping spirits up. I don't doubt that children would follow him around town like ducklings to a mother duck.
>Maybe that will change later
But with the follow up of: I know he's not dumb-dumb, but him believing everyone just went on a forever-vacation seems sort of either wilfully stupid or ... genuinely soft-headed.
How old am I supposed to picture him as? Like a middle-schooler mentality? Or a real adult? Because lots of kids have pretty good understandings of responsibilities and reverse psychology... but it's also little kids that hero worship and blithely believe in Santa.
[I want to write lewd stories with this guy... but want to wrap my head about him being old enough for it to not be creepy to me.]
>giving money to furries
You may be onto something.
>I don't doubt that children would follow him around town like ducklings to a mother duck.
Monster Kid did decide to start admiring Papyrus after the true end.
I believe this is the cutest Sans picture that exists. Prove me wrong, I dare you.
I've got lots of cute
It's not like I actually wanted to kill everyone on the first place.
For better or for worse, the only reason I would ever do that is to fight Sans.
started my first genocide run last night. I killed Papyrus. I was stuck on the fight button for a good half-hour, but I did it. I killed my favourite character. I still feel horrible hours later.
Yeah, I'm only doing this to see his fight.
Okay, here's something to get that concern out of your head.
His Undernet username is "CoolSkeleton95".
Which can be taken to mean
Which implies, the game taking place in 2015 at the earliest, that Papyrus is
20 years old.
Fight for the people that you love, never kneel to cruelty, and most importantly of all, be kind to those who may just need some good food, some bad laughs, and some nice friends
I'm going through muh genocide run to solve a mystery. My biggest question is if anyone attempted to quit on their first encounter with Chara with a soul intact and reset.
I'm going to be pissed if that smiling fuck breaks the world behind my back after I exit.
>get paid literally TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS in one instance on patreon to spend 5 minutes making a custom furry monster that only appears for one hour once a year
>then get gorbillions of bux from steam purchases
Did piracy kill the music industry?
This game is pretty shit to play anywya, I'd rather watch someone else play it to be quite honest with you senpai
Im am trying to get to 100 Kills on him. So far he killed me 10 times and I killed him 49.
Next one will be a break. I usually get 10/15 Kills a night on him.
twitch tv/luckwehsleven is the stream if anyone is interested.
>playing a game about said "furries"
>associating yourself with said "furries"
>having your life enriched with the work and creativity of said "furries"
you do know what game you're playing, right?
the one with multiple non binary characters?
the one with the MAIN character as a non binary character?
>I was stuck on the fight button for a good half-hour,
Congrats, you took less time than me. It's been a week since I reached Papyrus in my genocide run and I still can't do it, this is kinda concerning actually.
And so, it's bedtime for your resident fishposter.
Night /utg/, stay determined
>the one with multiple non binary characters?
>the one with the MAIN character as a non binary character?
citation also needed
androgynous =/= tumblr bullshit
flibbity floobity here's your (you)
>there's a motivational blog on tumblr that offers support through undertale characters
>my embarrassing ask gets answered by my favourites
>cant stop smiling
I hate tumblr and I feel like a dork but man sometimes nice things happen in funny places
He's mentally old enough to badger Sans about getting a job and troll Undyne into befriending Frisk. As for the vacation, he probably knows the truth deep inside but just doesn't want to admit it. Pic related.
they are monsters not furries
>implying my life revolves around this game like you bunch of lowlifes
fuckin kek m8
Is Frisk non binary? I thought they were just ambiguously gendered so the audience can project onto them more easily. Also, I'm pretty sure all the characters besides Frisk have a solid gender, though their sexuality definitely varies.
m8 you didn't need to make me feel this. I haven't done genocide don't do this to me man.
Have some DETERMINATION you lot.
The impact of a genocide run is really a lot more interesting if you do it yourself rather than just see someone else do it.
>the one with multiple non binary characters?
Nobody is "non binary" in Undertale.
>the one with the MAIN character as a non binary character?
Especially not Frisk. The whole point is that Frisk's sprite design is such that you can self-insert, not so the character Frisk is objectively "non binary". Toby says to name the Fallen Child after you.
the game was made so you could self insert yourself as the first human. both frisk and chara are gender ambiguous for the same reason toby explained for naming them.
>name them after yourself
>probably gender them based off yourself
which in this case, you're probably doing exactly that :^)
They're whatever you want them to be. Nonbinary, male, female, everybody has the right to think Frisk is whatever gender they want. Likewise nobody has the right to tell other people what to think. Snowflake genders don't realize that nobody extends to them too.
murdering someone you like is a lot different then watching someone you like getting murdered, yes
congratulation on this insightful discovery
4chan is not tumblr. You're a fucking retard, please leave.
You're male or female, or both. There's no more genders in the whole wide world, grow the fuck up you delusional idiot.
He's old enough to drive a car, work as a sentry, and be eligible for his worlds version of military service. I'd say he could consent to sex. He's a grown man with some childish traits, that's it.
Just don't write it as 'X exploits Papyrus's naivety and innocence to coerce him into sexual acts he isn't properly informed about' which is weirdly common, and you should do fine.
I had the excuse of being on a stream, but it was what was stopping me from even deleting my save for two weeks, if that counts. Still, I'm the type you'd never expect to do it, and I feel like shit. So honestly I don't know whether to encourage you or not.
Hm. Good point.
But it's weird to think of Papyrus as 15, eugh.
>tfw your name is a character too long to fit
>use a nickname literally no one cals you
Still feels weird, man.
Gender ambiguous is not synonymous with nonbinary.
Not that I care much either way, but Frisk is meant to be whatever the player decides. If you want to decide your Frisk is nonbinary, fine, but don't say it's true for everyone else's Frisk.
Since we cute right now, can some drawfag do this with Tem instead?
Neutral endings are way more depressing than genocide and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
because sometimes cleansing is not enough to remove a problem
Homestuck has an order of magnitude more songs, and a lot of them are shit, but having more total songs at any fraction of total songs means there are going to be a lot of good songs. Remember how Vol. 5 was half Doctor remixes? Yeah.
Reminder that /utg/, toby fox, Gabe the newell, and president Barack Obongo himself have all confirmed Frisk for the manliest of men, and any other answer is literal
Welp. Killed Sans 50 times....
He killed me 10 times so I guess thats 60 battles on this Corrupted playthrough.
reminder gabe is a fat jew and obongo is a nigger
>I pride myself in supporting the creators of video games!
>But it's weird to think of Papyrus as 15, eugh.
We have no idea of in which year the game takes place, it's impossible to tell everyone's exact age.
Hell yeah motherfucker
We've established that Papyrus is probably capable of consenting to sex, but does he know what it actually is yet?
Or will I have to teach him?
giving someone money for something they worked hard on and you genuinely enjoyed feels pretty good, yes
not giving someone money for something you hated but also played a lot feels... something else.
at least they're all dead together. Except thanks to you and Chara they have die over and over again. Sure, their memories will be wiped, but you know as well as I do that they still remember, a little. And even in the genocide run you can't kill EVERYONE, just the main characters. And a lot of monsters.
Wanna share skelelewds, pal?
I know I'm supposed to be looking at Pap but that Sans is adorable.
I like the idea of Papyrus learning on his own and just being tactful about it. I'm not big on the fics where he doesn't know what's happening, it feels fucked up.
Hi /v/, I know it's in with you cool hip kids to never pay for video games, but not everyone here is a contrarian little shit like you nerds are.
It's 10 bucks you skidmark. If it was Fallout 4 I could understand you pirating it but come the fuck on
heh, gee, didn't realize there were this many violent non-binary haters here. fun haters, too.
NO. papyrus is not for boning
;^), papyrus is for cuddling and protecting.
boningretards or at least the situational equivalent of one is kind of a bonerkill.
Of course. How can someone forget about their best friend?
Do something 'bout it then, Toby.
Give him a very thorough, private sexual education lesson!
It'd be funniest if he didn't experience any sexual pleasure or desires, but tried to go along with stuff to make his partner happy.
>OH YES, HUMAN! YOUR FLESHY PROTRUSIONS CERTAINLY MAKE ME FEEL -SEXUALLY AROUSED-, JUST AS THE DEPICTIONS IN THAT EDUCATIONAL BOOKLET DEPICT!
>OOOOH, NYHOOO HOOO, OOOH YES, CONTINUE DOING THAT! IF IT BRINGS YOUR BEPIS OR VAJOOJAY CLOSER TO SEXUAL CLIMAX, OTHERWISE I WOULD RECOMMEND SOME OF THE OTHER SEXUAL POSITIONS I PICKED UP FROM SOME ADDITIONAL READING MATERIAL I PURSUED.
>AH HA! CLEARLY YOU DID NOT CALCULATE ON THE GREAT PAPYRUS TO PLAN AHEAD, HUMAN! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR MEAT ORGANS ARE COMPLETELY SATISFIED!!! I WILL PROVE MYSELF THE MASTER AT THE HUMAN SEX!
>ARE YOU SUFFICIENTLY DONE YET?
Fuck you, you wanted to be forgotten.
I doubt these souls will be forgetting you
devouring them whole.
No thanks, I'd rather let Sans rape my mouth.
You date Papyrus for a few months. You get bored. You decide to try to fuck Papyrus. He doesn't really get what's happening but he grows to like it. You fuck Papyrus in a variety of ways for several hours.
I can give you more if you want, but that's the gist of it.
Oh god. That's great.
I for one want more
reluctant sub Sans being put in his place But I would also let him annihilate my ass any day.
Are the utg threads archived anywhere? I missed a lot of them and wouldn't mind going back to see what people were talking about. Any non-dead archives?
Nah that's pretty good. 13k is massive tl;dr for a story about that, but hey if you boners want it then you boners want it.
>not just having both of them be your sex slaves doing whatever you want them to do
How can you call yourself a skeleton fucker if you can't even break their minds?