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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
I want to kill myself but can't because I need to get Global Elite.
You might think this is a joke. It isn't. I've wanted to kill myself for a long while now, probably since around 12 years old. The only thing that alleviated my depression when I was younger was Counter-Strike: Source. It was the best game I'd ever played. I swore to myself when I got bored of CS:S (two years after GO came out) that I wouldn't kill myself until I was GE. I didn't count rank 10 FaceIt, because, well, it sucked. Now that I'm DMG, I don't know what to do with myself. I still want to die, but I can't just keep pushing it off until the next rank up. I'm addicted to the game, yes, but I'd like to have some motivation to live other than a video game. I feel so pathetic. I've attempted suicide twice before and been admitted to a ward for two weeks once, which only made things worse. What else is there to live for? People generally bore or upset me. I have a girlfriend, friends, family, pets, a job, everything I could really ask for. I'm not allowed to get medication as I'm still under my parents insurance. I'm working on going back to therapy, but my parent's think my depression is just in my head. I'd really love some advice, or just someone to talk about random shit online with.
I hope people don't see this as some kind of joke. Just writing this has helped, to some degree.
desu i go to plebbit for csgo news because it's faster onto things than hltv
but goddamn they're fucking retarded, it legitimately makes me angry how retarded the userbase there is
it's just one big circlejerk but has no self-awareness like /csgog/; it's like watching the autistic kid in class talk about how his goal in life is to be cast as doctor who
Anime above everything else.
Why does leddit like Semmler so much again? He spends half his time casting sucking french cock and half of the fucking frontpage or whatever it's called is just him. Why does it matter what he says? They seem to imply he is the one making decisions whereas he's just some caster than people might occasionally talk to at a lan
cheap god tier ramen:
1 packet beef/roast beef ramen
1 frozen hamburger patty
spices you prefer
Turn on 2 burners of your stove, one to cook the patty and one to cook the ramen. cook the patty tell one side is brown, then flip it and cut it into small chunks. Add prefered spices to the boiling ramen (i used hot sause, laweries, a1, pepper, salt) and let it boil. The noodles should turn soft. Let the hamburger chunks cook until they are fully cooked through, then dump them into the ramen. make sure to include any grease in the pan, it adds flavor. let the ramen simmer for 5-10 minutes for the beef and noodles to absorb the flavor. Serve and enjoy!
thorin being a real nigga right now
>le family show man
>joe 'dont worry guise im relevant still!!!' miller
something tells me maniac's english is pretty shite as well
I dunno what you lads think of sadokist, but I'll take him any day over the ESL cancer. I'd like to see him and henryG develop some serious banter as they get to know each other more
so which one of you is maikelele's ex-gf? i think she shitposts in /csgog/
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Whenever I review my own demos, there are times where I'm turning and my crosshair will land on a wall first because I can't get to where I want fully without lifting 2-3 times.
I'm unsure. He sometimes flickshots while doing it and gets kills through smoke with it. The frequency of its occurrence leads me to be extremely doubtful of flusha being a legitimate.
post THAT bet boys
I miss that scout. But I still think they should be unbanned.
>thinks she's embarrassing anyone but herself
women are so stupid
What do CSGO people call each other?
You know like Dota = Dotards, LoL = League Babbies, etc
What does Vladyslava do?
Is she like the general cum dumpster of the whole CIS scene or what?
'FNS has to spread his arms while taking a shower or he falls thru the drain.'
I can't understand a permanent ban for this sort of shit, and do not understand the thought process behind the people who think throwing a match for (insignificant) profit deserves such a harsh measure.
From what I've read people are mostly angry that they lied about it, but if you actually put yourself in the players shoes it is very understandable. Hell, even semmler went through a list of points in his recent rant where he had all these excuses that I'm pretty sure he at least considered semi-valid, so people are having some level of empathy here, but then they completely throw it out of the door when they reach the lying part.
Do they not understand that the players thought a major part of their life was burning down around them? They were probably scared as shit, and made the wrong decision under duress. I do not see how this deserves a permanent ban from competing. I am sure that most people calling ibp out would end up bitching out and lying about it if they were in the situation where the only proof against them was something that you could just say was bullshit.
What a bunch of fucking faggots.
if you're saying that you said "neck yourself" 6 times, that is not what i am arguing. i was saying that i was the poster who had all the neck yourself posts directed at, thus i was the cause of the neck yourself maymay.
fucking cod squeakers s2g
>inferno mm ct-side
>squeaker "hello guys first time playing this map!"
>they want 3a, 2b
>go b twice even though they call me "retard" for it and tell me to go a
>it's obvious they're gonna go b but go a anyway to keep team happy
>Ts rush b and win, twice
>write "fuckin noob team"
>squeaker and some slav start talking shit
>trying to votekick me
>"kek lads trying to kick a carrier?"
>grief for a bit, get bored as they haven't kicked me, start carrying again
>finish 13-16 loss, 3:2 kdr, and carrying
>squeaker is bottom frag and negative kdr with 2 other players
coulda won it if it wasn't for squeaks
no uprank for me tho
minimum 15 age requirement when?
he did not profit from the act
honestly the entire uproar is nonsensical
people burn dazed at the stake for being the ringleader
but then they also burn steel at the stake for being the ringleader
they say that swag should be unbanned just because he was underageb&, because obviously the day you turn 18 you suddenly burst into awareness of the world around you
people don't even mention azk because he was a quiet autist
i think a large part of the hate for dazed and steel are because they are not quiet autists so they must be the big bad men that terrorized the poor souls of swag, azk, and skadoodle
stupid stupid stupid
Further, I guarantee a significant portion of these people have done something wrong in their lives and denied it until they were caught.
It's just a nonsensical thing to focus on, in my opinion.
>14-14 while they are on eco and we have like 6k each
>we are winning the round, 2 of them already dead
>suddenly, everyone of us disconnects at the same time
>we all reconnect, round lost
>we all have ~1.7k because of rejoining
never been so salty at a loss
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G303 is a great mouse though. Shroud is one of the best aimers in the game and he uses it.
>shroud uses it so that means I should too
if shroud ate his own shit before a match do you think it would make you good if you did it to?
thats the point of my post
those are all trashy "gamer" mice lol
i got to global with a $20 mouse
>if shroud wore wet diapers when he played matches do you think you should too
It's less that I should use wet diapers, and more that wet diapers are not inhibiting Shroud (and thus me) in any significant way.
There's no reason to take your analogy at face-value though, because you'd have to demonstrate that the negatives of eating shit are comparable to the negatives of using the G303. What negatives are there?
There are a lot of places where 'gamer' is a terrible thing. Gamer headsets are complete trash and will have the mic break, you're better off buying a proper set of phones and a desktop mic. Gamer monitors are trash unless they boast a higher refresh rate. But mice? A good mouse sensor is actually kinda useful, and a good gaming mouse is also going to feel really good. My Zowie EC2 is the single most comfortable mouse I have ever used
though the build quality is trash
> have a gaming chair, gaming desk, gaming lamp, gaming monitor, gaming glasses, gaming monitor, gaming mousepad, gaming arm sleeve, gaming keyboard, gaming mouse, gaming headset, gaming glove, gaming pc, gaming air conditioner, eat gamer food and take gaming adderall
The only non faggot template possible. Just put your own weapon instead of mine, any other choice is fueled by faggotry.
>MX510 doesn't exist
>buy the closest thing which is literally this mouse
>"LOL0OLOLOLOL THAT MOUSE"
It's pretty simple, unless you're a pro with sponsors, if you do not use this mouse you are either a bandwagon newfag that is stuck in GN2 or someone with different tastes that I respect.
You obviously are a faggot stuck in GN2.
hello am 48 year old mann from somalia. sorry for my bad england. i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and im Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my storY . . .
>have russian on my team
>we're fucking american
>whatever, maybe they aren't so bad
>continuously asks if we speak russian
>investigates our inventories like he's fucking nancy drew or some shit
>asks for skins and cases
>makes callouts in russian
holy fucking shit
pretty dank tbqh
400 is perfect for people who like light mice, yes.
And that's why I got the 502. Exact same grip as previous models while being heavy enough. I'm a claw grip but I like them heavy, like my tits.
If you're a waifufag, you're SOL.
They have the highest average IQ's among whites. That entails faster mental reaction times and all that.
It's no wonder they dominate games like CS:GO.
They'd still get shit on by Koreans or other East Asians if CS:GO ever took hold there, which doesn't seem likely.
Playing video games is not seen as a social stigma over here and people play video games all their lives. European parents are generally not as strict when it comes to video games either, so kids can play for as long as they like growing up. Faster to adapt since we've been playing games for so long, I assume.
>10 games to get a rank
>30 minutes or so for most games
>300 minutes average to get a rank not including you have to be decent at the game
>5 hours for $30
you're making 5 dollars an hour if you actually do this which is lower than minimum wage
Sure they can. There just isn't a F2P competitive FPS.
I have heard that Asians have problems with motion sickness in FPS games, and maybe that is an important factor, but then Asians being worse at FPS games than whites has to do with something other than raw skill and intelligence in gaming.
its actually worse than that
>pay $6 for an account on g2a when they go on sale
>play 10 hours of casual or valve dm to get rank 3
>play 10-15 hours to get the 10 wins
>get place in lem and sell the account for $30
>1 or 2 bucks an hour
but i'd be playing csgo whether I'm getting paid or not
You didn't think about the power bill !
>pay $6 for an account on g2a when they go on sale
>play 10 hours of casual or valve dm to get rank 3
>play 10-15 hours to get the 10 wins
>get place in lem and sell the account for $30
>1 or 2 bucks an hour
>Pay $5-7 average for the power used over that time
>Sell it for $30-35
It'd be easier to be the guy that buys peoples smurfs for low and sells them for higher.
Your lips aren't small, they're fine dude! Funny thing is, you look exactly like my bro Mike! He used to go out nightly and always brought a chick back to the pad, and he would always tear dat ass up lamo!
good job you made it to GE when it literally accounts for nothing now. Literally the standard of players LE is about what MG1's were a year ago, GE is about LE it's a joke
until you play invite for a team no matter the region, australia, america, europe you aren't good
Do any of you like stat tracks? They just make the gun look ugly and the number is totally pointless. Not only that, but they make the skin even more expensive. I don't care for stat track at all. I won't ever trade for one because it feels like a waste of money
You should never! bet on CLG if the odds are even or they aren't under dogs.
Lost $20 on them in a bo3 v. CoL 2 weeks ago. At least you've learned your lesson.
LG has gotten much better online in recent times.
I don't know why anime shitters keep being mentioned in this thread. I've been here daily for over a year and it's not like they post here or make themselves known often. It's beyond me why they are so popular.
Do people communicate outside of this board or is it just a group of friends posting about each other?
csgog isnt the same without "t b h" and "f a m" ngl
this entire thread has been all me to be honest
>Doing greatest winstreak in mm ever
Maybe not entirely win streak since some were tied
>12 games in
>Get team of retards
>No armor ever
>Always shitty weapons they can't use
>Lose because it always ends me vs 3 in the end since everyone rushes in and dies
>Enemy team rich as fuck with awps, m4s, grenades
Why does matchmaking do this?
What did I do to deserve this fate?
>tfw thought this would end when you became golden ak
Might as well kill myself now then.
>que for comp
>enemy team seems to know whitch site we also go to
>normally 1 round 4 on a
>we go a again and then theres 4
>go mid smoke ct make it look like mid b and theres 3 cat
>they always push our weakest site
>we stacked b once and they went a
>stacked b again and they went a
>whatever must be good game sense for mg2
>vac has detected a cheater in the server
>literally 4/5 of the enemy team banned
Fucking knew they were walling or something
Why are scout dualies so good?
I couldn't do the clip normally, would have been too long
In other cases they would be forgiven, but seeing that it was the first major violation in CSGO where Valve steps in, they have to be harsh with the ban hammer to set the precedent for possible future problems.
how many people in here have a crush on potter ?
because there's a fuck ton of clips for everyone like that, just more than most for flusha. look at the happy clips, i think theres some for G2 players, ect. no one wants to be witch hunted and desu if DHW 2014 didnt find any hacks and fnatic still played that good, it's kind of hard to argue that they hack
Ive never seen clips for anyone else like those, where you out of blue just snap on the player in the middle of the wall, nowhere near wallbang spots, but if no one is willing to confirm it i cant be sure either, i cannot claim my judgement is better than everyone elses.
shox (i think) did it on that nip match on cache in the major, happy does it on the reg, and i'm pretty sure i've seen a few others. the thing is everyone's eyes are on flusha, so of course you're going to see more of them. i'm not saying it isn't odd or anything, but you can't say that prove hacking, especially, again, when dhw14 had a top performance by fnatic
every player has had a couple moments over the course of their careers but it's dumb to claim that they are cheating because they have been played so many matches and one suspicious-looking mouse swipe from one round doesn't mean that they are aimlocking or something.
>people would defend flusha
please defend this without resorting to, b-but everyone does that!
nobody else snapshots (actually shoots) people through 2 walls and across a third of the map's length
>they've been neet loser virgins for so long
being 18 and virgin isnt really some life long misery run, just sayin, anyway you can pay a hooker if that bothers you kids so much, but fyi that doesnt take away the weirdness.
HS only DM vs regular DM?
I want to get better at aiming, how should I play the DM? I know spraying is completely useless and overall just going for the kills, but how to play DM so I would actually improve at aim?
>it's a continuation of Ghost in the Shell: Arise
either holdovers, balance for a weapon the other side has or actually useful in some situations (see dualies and bizon for anti-eco)
i wish the t autosniper was an SKS with no scope tbqh
saw someone posting here that said i should get LE in under 100 wins or I'm trash
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jesus christ you guys are literally all faggots
>actually think a team that throws should be allowed back
>actually think like half the pros are hacking on LAN after the KQLY incident
>actually liking thorin
>half of you are weeaboos
I bet you faggots actually think steel is cool too. the most annoying, autistic piece of shit that ever existed, I'd love to beat the fuck out of his disgusting jew-nose having face
holy fuck why does nobody in eu understand you cant play 1 mid in cache on ct
I have to literally beg to get even 2people to play mid and we always lose from ts going mid because you cant hold off a mid push solo
this was never a problem in na
i'd say it's a question of how shit tier your match is
generally people just default to 2 people on each site and the lone guy somewhere between on CT side in basically all maps, which is of course quite weak in many of them. just how it is if you solo queue
i fucking hate playing mid alone in cache too, it's only bearable with awp and even then you feel like you are way too predictable since you can basically only do 1 thing
>Maikelele's ex-gf talking about how he didn't give her orgasm and he has a small dick
>had gorgeous ass Kara blue steel
>nobody offered for it
>swap for ugly ass scratched bayo slaughter with a "kitty pattern"
>5 trade offers in 20 mins
why does the csgog community have such shit taste?
rank the following groups in how terrible they are: Reddit, iBP hatefags, VACfags, anime, hackers, ESEAfags, Add [X] to mappoolfags, the french/french fanboys, NiP fanbogs, G2 fanboys, HLTV, caster fangays,"check out what I did in AK" posters, skinsfags, traders/csgol traders, awpers who can't rifle, riflers who hate awps, smurfs, NAfags, AUSfags, streamers/streamer fans, youtubers/youtuber fans, idiots who just started playing cs and want spoonfeeding, memers. Feel free tto add your own.
Reddit, iBP hatefags, VACfags, anime, hackers, ESEAfags, Add [X] to mappoolfags, the french/french fanboys, NiP fanbogs, G2 fanboys, HLTV, caster fangays,"check out what I did in AK" posters, skinsfags, traders/csgol traders, awpers who can't rifle, riflers who hate awps, smurfs, NAfags, AUSfags, streamers/streamer fans, youtubers/youtuber fans, idiots who just started playing cs and want spoonfeeding, memers
>tfw ugly knife
>tfw have to trade your nice knife for an ugly knife because of profit
i know right
but for some reason people would much rather have this than a nice ass karambit blue steel so i just sell what people want
also that shit is like 0.08 float bayonets are so retarded when it comes to float
from worst to less worse
caster fangays except ddk/james
"check out what I did in AK" posters
ESEAfags anti ESEAfags just as bad t bh
100% sociologically proven and accurate
needs to be more k-on dojuns to bhonest
its not bayonets its slaughters
you can have a blue steel or damascus steel knife with bad float and they look okay, but if you slaughter or crimson web has a good float they still look like shit
it's both, for example flip knives take wear very well (0.15 float is already almost mint) but bayonets have noticeable scratches even at FN level
damascus and bs look ok in any float because the coloration changes but the knife is still perfectly covered since the float affects color/purple spots respectively, bayonets look especially shit because even the handle gets a lot of wear
like these two are the same skin, the kara is field tested, 0.16 float and the bayonet is minimal wear, 0.14 float. the kara looks just fine and the bayonet looks like ASS