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I just want to do heists and make money. Everyone wants to waste time doing these $6,000 missions. Anyone want to run some heists?
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2 new variants of the Slamvan on the way
Gang & Livery
https://gta-mp.net/ coming soon to free us completely from SharkStar
Get fucking hyped.
The Bulletproof V12 Schafter will have multiple body kits, a new engine sound and turbo tuned handling
>implying they arent going to be lvl 13s and you have to sit in lobby kicking people over and over and over and they fail the mission at least 6 times.
I can solo pretty much all of pacific standard myself as long as they dont die walking along the way.
They were probably hackers and hacked their stats because they are fucking garbage. You can do pacific standard fairly comfortably around lvl 20-30 or so and if 1 person has a grenade launcher, it should be a cake walk.
That's another problem I've found with heist setups.
When I find someone who actually knows the best way to complete them, they insist I stay back so they can do it, instead of showing me what to do.
There's no fun in that, and I gain nothing from it.
threadly reminder that Coquette is godmachine
>jet shitter keeps flying around killing people
>decide to get a buzzard
>dog fight jet shitter
>one hits him but his jet is just sitting in place
>it was a hydra so I thought he was hovering but it was actually frozen in place at a 45 degree angle
Fuck man. :^(
>"hmm... the gtag thread looks shit today..."
>"i should contribute to it"
>takes a dump
>takes a picture of it
>posts on thread
>Schafter shitters become a thing
>it costs more to blow up
window and shutters ez fgt git gud
your sideways picture gave my back cancer
Gotta sell them shock cods
>mfw Schafter in captcha
>jet shitter shit talking
>nobody can take me down hurr durr
>only been shot down in a jet ONCE by another jet
>go into the air
>destroy him (lel missile his ass straight into my cannon)
>runs to another jet
>comes back to me
>destroy him again
>jetshitter has left.
Gave some to lester a week ago, for some removing the cops type business.
>Trying to play heist missions to make some money for Halloween stuff before it's gone
>Always get the fucking prison break heist
>Always get a team full of dangerous retards who fuck up within the first few minutes.
Anyone else have this problem? It's literally the worst thing ever, I have no fucking idea how it keeps happening to me. Here's some stuff I remember happening like yesterday:
>Ride to the bus with guard.
>Realize the pilot has followed us all the way to THE BUS
>Another try, be prisoner again
>Guard takes my bike, when he has a better car right next to it
>Hop on back because fuck you it's my bike
>Crashes in first three minutes
>Get back on, he rides bitch and decides to shoot at cars on the way.
>Get wanted level and fail before we even leave the city.
Why does it seem like everyone I play with needs to put the controller down and go color? I do everything right and nothing works. On PS4 by the way.
The only part that didnt make sense to me was the fucking prison shooting missles at you when you are the heli pilot and I went to go do a pass on the guards. I barely escaped alive dodging the mother fucking missile battery apparently at all prisons.
I did try that once. On another attempt where I was the prisoner AGAIN the heli pilot managed to wipe out most of the guards and it was pretty helpful, until he blew up the armored van we were supposed to get in right in front of us. I decided when I was demolition on a fourth attempt to try that, minus the fuckups and got shot outta the fucking sky, because yeah, prisons have anti-air capabilities.
At least they had the decency to fail in the first few minutes
>run is going great, everyone is doing their parts
>ground team makes it out and drives to the airfield while I take out choppers
>everyone gets in and pilot takes off
>pilot can't shake the cops and we spend literally TWENTY minutes waiting for the pilot to lose the cops
>finally succeeds and they all parachute out
>1 player warns to pull chute early rather than too late
>Ching chong pilot decides to go in hot and heavy and doesn't pull chute until he's too close
>Smacks face first into the ground and does
>"Fuck" - Jackie Chan
>Ching chong has left the game
Never play with the Chinese
>play in the crew session they said
>it'd be fun they said
>tfw your lips will never touch Jens butthole
at least they have a firebird in the game so I can do The Son and Rasmus but fukkin rockstar why can't they just stick a standard delorean in the car to make my Jacket work better
You must have missed the leak yesterday. The Apartments Update will include 3 Customizable Yachts which you can name, repaint and set waypoints for your crew, sit back, relax and navigate the high seas around Los Santos and Blaine County. The interiors can be customized with everything from couches to lighting and you can also pick new liveries for the new choppers and jet skis which spawn on and around your Super Yacht. You can even pick the font and color of your yacht's name. All these upgrades come with an incredibly hefty price tag. Lighting changes will set you back $50k and fonts $100k or more. Port of call / country flags $50k
Untrue. SP DLC which drops during Q2 '16 will include almost all of the "most requested" features. Jet packs, yachts, aliens and a hell of a lot more. Never say never.
The top tier yacht can be driven, though not very quickly, day to day operation is better left in the hands of your skilled crew.
How many yachts in total, what are the prices, are they all drivable, and can you have them spawn when you join the server like an apartment or do you have to call them like a pegasus vehicle?
>15, 20 & 25mil
>one is drivable
>they spawn far out at sea
>they work just like your car if you have spawn set to last location
>no violence zone can be activated - passive yacht to avoid hydra strafe runs
>Trying to do heists to earn money
>Try joining some random heist
>Getting session details...
>Would you like to change your aim preference?
>Fuck, fine I guess
>Oh btw server's full lol
WHY ROCKSTAR. THAT SHOULD BE THE FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TELL ME
AND WHY THE FUCK DO WE ALL HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME SERVER, IF WE LEAVE THE SERVER TO DO THE MISSION
That's not nice. I like playing with new blood and making new friends, we were all literal whos at one point.
tfw became friends with kuruma shitter Denzen, tfw he got me to call them Kurwas
Once you start looking at the upgrade prices for everything you'll realize why. There is potential to spend another 10 mil on interior upgrades for the living space alone. This could all change though, many of the prices have xxxx as the value like a placeholder.
>mfw i'm going to get someone else to waste money on the yacht
>mfw there won't be shit to do on yachts but stand around and no one will be using them a week after they come out
Nah not yet, been busy.
I went on Dino Gen recently, got called a hacker and several people tried to kick me in the first lobby I joined. It's still surprisingly active, even on Free-Aim. Only reason I went back on was attempted Trophy cleanup and collecting more haxbucks before moving to PS4/PC.
Oh so the furniture assets were for the yachts? Seems neat, though kinda wondering how far they're gonna go with it. If it'll expand to apartments, color swatches, etc.
>mfw I buy all 3
>mfw we all laugh at you for not having one
Just posting to compare compressed vs uncompressed, pay me no mind.
Any idea if said boats come with land vehicle storage space somewhere in game?
Customizable apartments when?
Actual houses/mansions when?
10 car garages in the middle of desert when?
It's probably pretty late and I'm probably going to get a few empty replies, but is there anything I need to know before transferring to current gen - more specifically, from PS3 to PS4?
The benefits of Google are far and few between at times.
>R* lets users vote on propositions
>old users from the Diamond Dogs crew catch word of this
>all propositions to legalize joints and/or all other currently illegal drugs are declined overnight
make it happen rockstar
Well you get content specifically for returning players (Just google it), you also get the Special Edition content from it's initial release on old-gen (Google that as well).
Gameplay otherwise is a far better experience compared to beta-gen ,the lowrider update, a couple of skins as well. R* has stopped updating for dino-gen so expect some new content that doesn't hold back new gen/PC.
>complains about jokers
>dresses like a gay retarded clown
While I was taking this picture and uploading it some guy tried to kill me and I came back just in time to kill him and he respawned all the way on the island of shame to think about what he did.
I hardly ever seek players out. They attack me and I tend to kill them 3-4 times and then leave. Then I guess I become a red icon and people who get close to me become super aggressive and attack me cause they think I'm going to attack them anyways.
Thanks, anon; you're the best. I'd ask for your PayPal and give you a fiver if I didn't think someone else would swoop in; I've been pretty apprehensive over these past few weeks.
The consensus on my country's forums is that Kuruma is a legit vehicle, there is no shame using it and everyone who doesn't like it should just learn2playdagaem yo.
No vehicle storage onboard but in most cases your last driven vehicle will be waiting for you at the nearest disembarkable shore after waypoint set and cruise initiated. Otherwise call mechanic.
Apartment customization comes alongside yachts
New apartments in one new building and two preexisting buildings
No 10 car desert area garages in the next update
No mansions (yet)
It was such a nice day to stop and eat a snack in the shade before getting on the road again.
I feel like with all the armored cars out now the bikers are some of the last remaining pure drivers in GTA5.
fresh webm. look at this bullshit
Do you PC players do yoga to stay flexible and nimble?
Fabien LaRouche taught me a few things. This position really helps to exercise the lungs which I find contributes to my marksmanship greatly for heists and jobs.
Lamar Davis has been a really good friend to me from the very first time I set foot in the city and has stayed a true friend.
He has some crazy ideas, but I will always be down to ride and get his back no matter how far fetched they seem.
Richards Majestic is the best available right now. I prefer 51 for the view but the new furnishings here are very comfy and cozy. I will buy all three units to have 30 parking places in the same place and then maybe buy a small cottage up north somewhere for a weekend getaway.
First time coming into this general. I was on PS3 up until a few weeks ago when I finally ended up buying a PS4. How much of a fuccboi do I look like? I transferred him exactly as he was on PS3?
Time to put some miles behind me and cruise. The map starts to feel small after a while. Would love to see it opened up with more area.
>mfw I forgot about my first character till now
R.I.P. in peace ;_;
Cheetah classic when? Turismo Classic when?
I just hope they have double payout Heist weekends again before these Yachts.
Only thing really worse about SAMP was the vehicle sync. These five minute kill NPC missions aren't half as fun as full server Cops vs Robbers manhunts.
Those manhunts are kinda shit. On top of that, the missions usually found in SAMP are worse than GTAO's.
Even the best RP server I've been on in SAMP didn't hold a candle to GTAO. And GTAO was and still is a *heavily* flawed game.
>cute, judging by her black eye she likes it rough so i will have to pass on the offer
>meet really chill hacker bro in random game
>ask very politely AFTER we do a full hiest if he would drop me a little money
>he drops me 3.5 mil without question
>mfw i bought all the clothing that is available and now im broke again with 50k
i should have saved some damn it
you fucked up
I spent like 2m in a fully modded low rider and this is just the beginning, wait for the next update
i have gotten 500k once, and 2 mil once by hackers at different times, well before old ban waves and nothing i have spent has been removed and i have never gotten a ban
at this point i dont even care
ive heared never go over a certain limit in a short amount of time
I made a new character and I can't request missions.
I'm currently stuck waiting for Gerald to give me meth'd up
I've been in and out of like 8 lobbies, no mission.
And by spending money invest in T20 or Osiris-bonds, buy your garage full of them and you can sell them later on for 50% the price while laundering the dirty dropped hax money as clean.
Also if you have ever wanted a Pegasus vehicle like Hydra, now is the time to purchase it.
I just remember that before Lowrider hit there was a ban wave that got a few people on gtag regarding money, maybe they got banned for something else but who knows.
It's in your best interest to convert your millions into cars so you can resell them at a later point.
Apparently the "Picked up money" thing is something new that R* is now cracking down on with their selling money and all these big pricetag items. Before, the picked up money stat didn't even change when you got hackerbux. They also had made a statement about the only thing them ever doing with hackerbux is removing the money, but they even said they wouldn't do anything if the money was spent, because they can't determine if you spent legit or hackerbux. This was actually reasonable, because while most of us abuse it, I have actually had money rained on me while afk/in a store, and it would suck to get banned for that.
I've still never been banned for receiving money. I've gotten hackerbux way back on the 30, and I've gotten money on PC about 2 months ago. I know anecdotal evidence means fuck all, but I swear people are just coming up with rumors to fuck with people.
Wheres the 11mil hackerbux?
I think I beat the IRS guys.
They do bans in waves. I'm not saying they are necessarily, it might just be people making shit up again. But people claimed to get banned when low riders dropped and they couldn't think of any reason other than getting hackerbux. This coincided with the "picked up" stat actually functioning with hackerbux (It didn't before).
Hopefully it isn't true, if it wasn't for the picked up stat I would say it wasn't because it is in direct contradiction with the statements they made regarding hackerbux and punishment. Has there been any new word from R* on the subject that anyone knows of? I don't use their forums or check their news.
I picked up tens of millions like 6 months ago and they don't show up on the stats anymore. Months ago they it showed like 27M picked up on my stats but not anymore.
All spent btw.
They posted ban screens, but I'm sure it's all a ruse just to make you afraid of money.
Boot up that Infamous mod menu yourself and give yourself the dollars you deserve, nothing bad could happen.
It's just as foolish to assume Rockstar is doing nothing different to crack down on hackerbux these days. Why do you think they make everything goddamn expensive now on top of bans.
A heli tried to do a pass on me but I nailed him with a manual rocket and he crashed into a building.
So I made a new character
I decided to make him a typical dudebro and have a love for german luxury cars.
I'm also using him as my property purchaser, as I've never seen all the properties in the game and I'm going to work my way up cheapest to most expensive (kind of)
>80k apartment first
>25k garage second
and up from there.
what do you do with your garages?
Oracle and Oracle XS, a eye-haunting race yellow with Cosmo tuner wheels to justify any rude comments.
And garage 2.
A Benefactor Schafter & Schwartzer, colored to make your girl run in terror, and your dog weep in shame, with, of course, the trademark Cosmo tuner wheels, chosen for maximum grip to better keep your girl down.
There's a trick to it, you have to stay a good ways outside the prison and use the lock-on missiles which helpfully lock onto the guards for some strange reason. The prison SAM's only fire if you're directly above it, or really close to the wire. Never actually seen where the missile comes from myself though.
I'm not level 32 so I can't afford the high end wheels of the same design. these are placeholders until then. :^)
besides, just look at this fucker.
Does anyone wanna play the prison break heist on PC with me? Hoping to get a full lobby of 4 so we can get the loyalty bonus and all that jazz.
bad choice of words
they don't unlock til level 32
but it's the point i was making anyway :DDDD
Anybody else do this at times?
>screw around with friend in free roam
>turn off HUD, radar, and player displays on top of player
>fuck around playing hide and seek, screwing around disguising as civilians
We both did this on Last Team Standings too, it was pretty fun and gets me an immersion boner every time.
Remember that time I forced FP lock at night with thunder storms, one team has to get to the checkpoint while the other hunts them with sawnoffs on Sanchezes? Fucking dope.
I leave the game for a couple months, come back and THIS is what /gtag/ has become.
Pro-console? ps3 of all things?
I miss the days of Ludiko shit-posting.
You got the right idea there. Would love to be able to drive it around and park it wherever I wanted to.
The people who get banned for hacking are the ones blowing up entire lobbies of people personal vehicles, dropping 50 jets from the skies, firing explosive minigun rounds in public lobbies.
People who glitch bux in private lobbies are not the ones being banned.
Just do not do anything too obviously crazy in public lobbies and you are golden ponyboy.
so for my next 2 car garage what luxury german car should I get? And what color?
I already have yellow and blue, and I can't decide if I want to get a Sentinel & Sentinel XS or Zion & Zion Cabrio
I was thinking either Red or Orange.
Do they look good in green?
Stop oppressing me baka
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Well what the fuck do you want me to say? That if you wish to the Fairy fucking Godmother enough that you'd be able to get the Returning Players content now that the old way is patched?
I would like to show this pretty lady my "schlongberg" After a nice dinner and movie, of course
well, two or three threads ago it was "of course itll get fixed you faggot, it came out day one, they wouldnt just leave it dead!" and now its "huuuuuur fucking durrrrrrr, juust buy a console you filthy hacker scum.".
Used to be if someone evn mention a playstation it would be twenty replies of
>he plays on consoles.
It's been dead for weeks faggot and there's no news from the creator of the mod, so fucking excuse me that I'm recommending the only current way to actually get the content now you shit.
>Implying she'd give it up for dinner and movie
>Implying she'd ever give it up for a man
>heists with old crew (heists were still new)
>prison, get put as demo despite my objections
>pilot cant stay behind jet, keeps dying
>prisoner and guard keep dying to noose quickly
>tell them to get their shit together
>prisoner and guard still in first area of prison after grabbing rashkovsky, wont move up because they cant kill noose
>have to take care of both the jets and killing NOOSE with missiles because all 3 others are shit
>dodge 15+ rockets from prison before blowing up, no missile warning sound just explode
>"ffs it was going well anon you keep ruining it"
>demand to be placed on ground team
>get outside the prison before pilot has cleared vinewood hills
>tell the buzzard to do nothing
>drive around in noose van until plane finally arrives
>finally dragging them through this shit
>one of them dies parachuting to beach
>delete them from friends list
>one of them dies parachuting to beach
Every single Prison Break with randoms, either dying before the helicopter lands or before.
>Hurr durr lets jump while underneath the blades
>WOW I DIED WHAT THE FUCK
Glad I just do hackerbucks now and don't have to touch heists.
>tfw you shit on Agent 14's carefully-constructed plan and need to have another "talk" about "work"
Tfw thinking about getting a Buccaneer because getting keked by invisible Dukes and Blista Compact in my garage.
Pls fix DLC Unlocker. Though funny thing is that I bought a used PS3 for old MGS and PS1 games over a year ago. Should find someone to loan GTA V from and do the prologue.
He's prime waifu material desu
I'm glad that there are now enough people to do the big missions fairly consistently (the LS Connection, Extradition, Landing Gear etc). Now I wish there were people doing any of the other missions.
Contact Missions seem like a much less stressful way of getting a steady cash flow when playing with randoms.
>afk 6 player jobs
>half of the players are also afking
>They still crash the Titan
>Buy game for PC as birthday gift to myself
>Have high hopes to play with people properly and have fun times in Freeroam
>Turns out, everyone is either a mute or is a fucking brazilian/Russian/retard
>Freeroam feels lonely
>My game stutters all the time because I am running it with roughly 3 GHz CPU power and 512 MB of VRAM
>(though I do keep mostly 16-to-20 FPS)
>Don't have friends to play missions and therefore earn cash faster
>Even then my game stutters like fucking hell and makes me be left behind most of the time when in missions
>No money to upgrade rig
Wake me up.
What the fuck do I do.
I'm a PS4 transfer from PS3. Playing gtao alone is pretty depressing, I've been there as I transferred.
Glad I got some friends and some guys from the crew as well and now I enjoy it most of the time I'm with.
Get some friends m8.
You can be the hunted anon on the ground, or you can be part of the gtag air force. Join.
Not him but usually I go into survival with Rich Peds on and can clear about 100k per round. Rumor has it that R* is looking for picked up money though so maybe this method will just get me banned lel
Get in the crew, I'm not PC but I found a couple of friends to fuck around from these threads and the crew itself.
If I can find a couple of decent guys on something as dead as PS4 then surely you'll find some lads to screw around with as well.
>get GTA5 because I got tired of every other game I've been playing for the last 5 years
>really like to customize cars
>watch a few videos of private carshows and think its neat
>keep playing to get money for more cool car ideas so I can shit on kids at carshows
>be playing alone one night
>realize I'll never join a private carshow because I'll miss it and they're probably every other week so I'll never be able to make time
>realize that all this time trying to grind heists is just a waste of time
I feel like the only thing keeping me from just uninstalling is that everything else I've been playing for years is boring or dead, and the combat is pretty fun.
and all I want to do is grief kids
No offense meant to any of you, and this will sound pretty bad, but aren't you guys just people that go yelling about kekolding all the time and shitpost on each other until some form of drama is formed?
At least that's what I've been told so far about this general, to be honest. First time legitimately here to look for people to play with on PC.
Sorry for spouting shit like this, I haven't slept in 76 hours running on stress alone. My mind wants to separate itself from its physical jail.
Besides, I feel my PC and lag would be an issue to have a good time with other people and I don't want to be a bother at races, DM or missions
The past few threads have been a bit more drama-filled than usual. Don't let it dissuade you from joining. The vast majority of us are very chill folks who just want to play the game while being comfy or doing silly stuff.
Some of us play the game on complete toasters, too, and it's no big deal. Lag and specs are only really a problem for us when we're fighting AGAINST some shitter with a literal toaster and more ping than a Chinese phone book.
This general and the GTAG ingame are a different thing. This general is ruined by few loud american waifufag circlejerker who don't even play the game. GTAG is awesome and you get friendly people in every sessions and often big crew sessions.
I may be a thread shitter, but I still play the game, too.
Not him but 'rich peds' makes the ai drop loadsamoney, so in survival you kill the popo and they drop like 10k each. I guess they do it in survival so they get a lot of ai or maybe cus it counts as earned in the mission?
thats because the cool guys are busy playing while the rest are shitposting
qt and his friends destroyed this general
We started a discussion, he called his 3 person crew and start shitting on it.
>gonna post in /gtag/
>but first, let me try if I can do a pin-up look
>do terrible at it
>immediately killed and all my weapons are gone
Anyway, it's pretty fun to dick around, but not with randoms.
I've made a TDM on Groove Street, R* finally added the ability to change outfits before the round, anyone up for some Families vs Ballas?
You're probably looking at your other character.
Pic related or my very first bike and original GTAG-memegreen Hakuchou.
>doing Judging the Jury with like 8 randos
>they cramp up in two kurumas
>it takes them the full 8-10mins just to kill two targets
>muh kuruma, no splitting up
Why are low levels so attracted to the Kuruma?
Lifecycle of a rando
>low level, see higher level shitter's kuruma, always get in when you see one aka all the time
>complete fleeca job
>get own kuruma
>shitter is born
They never got to experience the game.
I need to earn some money. How do?
If anyone wants to do some missions with me, my RSC is H-O-W-L.
Also don't expect 20% cut all of the time, see it as a pleasant surprise and 15% being the norm.
>Host makes the least money in a 25% split
>Host has to pay out setup fees
>Host doesn't get money in the setups
>Host has to deal with shitters
Never hosted a heist but it's their right to take a large piece of the pie. Deal with it
>Sabre gt not sabre
Slamvan hotrod instead of slavman from gta sa
jk but those would have been cooler
It's how development works desu. They make all this stuff then it gets reviewed and if it's accepted, then they work on higher detail versions. Any of this stuff leaked could be scrapped at any time.