DEAD GAME EDITION
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Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/file
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack tf/classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
nth for tf2 cosplay
local hero is good
someone tell me what i should price that flamethrower at
>Stalk some girls tumblr
>post them on tf2g with a namefag
>claim its you
>im a le grill x3
holy fucking fuck i cant wait for ww3 to weed out all these retarded fag retards with nuclear fire. jesus christ justice WILL come to these degenerates
>op not even being edited into a spy getting hit by a critwrench
I recently started playing again after barely playing at all for like 4 years. I think I left around sometime a bit before the Uber update. It makes me feel young again. I find myself falling into the same class that I spend most of my time on despite intending to dump more time into others, just like old times.
What's depressing though is that my go to servers(Railbait) have pretty much died off, and the Valve servers suck because no one knows each other. It also feels like there are more shitty people playing, like all those meme spouting faggots and Bronies. It's also depressing knowing that the game is slowly dying, it is pretty old after all.
Such a shame this goes with literally nothing
>Join a valve server
>Some guy is sitting there calling everyone a faggot.
>Some 12 year old starts talking about how he just started playing.
>Another dude wants to sell a strange back burner.
>A round of Faggots from guy 1 goes off.
>Kid says "Back burner is best pyro weapon, hands down no questions."
>Gets called a faggot.
I've become one of them... Please help me.
Hey,sorry for trouble you. I unbox my first unusual,but i noob in tf2,and i need your help.Check please my unusual,it good or bad unusual?and maybe you know price?and i could trade with you?
Played against a soldier in highlander yesterday that did nothing but charge his cow mangler and fire at our rock (on viaduct). Our sniper had 500+ lobbies and 3000 hours and could not kill him
sometimes my loadout looks like this and doesn't show names of the items and weapons
how do i make it stay like this all the time? i prefer it more this way
connect 220.127.116.11:27015; password bonk
Get in here boys
>having to constantly broadcast the fact that you are a female on an anonymous image board
truly the lesser sex
every class has its respect
Scout for having skilled aim and movement
Soldier for Rocket Jumps, surfing, strafing, weapon management, air shots
Demo for Pill aim, sticky air shots, timing, sticky jumping
heavy for Aim, medic management, tanking,
Engineer for Building placement, sentry defense, keeping buildings alive against 9 enemy players, Aim (pistol/shotgun)
Medic for keeping everyone alive, uber management, defending yourself, timing
sniper for Aim and placement
spy for timing, sapping, patience, targeting, aim
pyro is literally useless, stupid, all crutch weapons it literally takes 0 effort. just hit m1 do a little mouse wheel and hit m1 again and literally kill anything in one hit. every pyro weapon gives FREE crits or minicrits with literally zero effort.
I seriously hope no one ITG (in this general) seriously unironically plays this shitter class...
better get transmuting boys
and gays, got 6 of my pages from missions/trasmuting
nah I'm just pointing out that if anyone is either a tranny or a girl they almost guaranteed are attention whores desperate for a spotlight. Since the posts never get deleted I might as well point out what complete waste of space they are.
In fact, TF2's playerbase houses the worst people I can imagine:
holy fuck where did it all go so wrong
TF2 Pros will get the fame and money they deserve playing OW
But I doubt that TF2 MM would take that long.
If anything they'll release what they have prepared before OW's release
nigger i use fucking apple earbuds as a microphone and have a speech impedement where i drag out the end of my sentences/phrases in a slightly higher pitched tone. you shouldnt give a fuck about your voice because people will adjust to that shit easily
So how does competitive work really?
I'm an alright soldier, usually never have a medic on my taint.
I can do well as a scout.
I'm a shit medic and meh demo.
I usually main engi and can hold points easily as long as I'm not the only one there.
>this aint gonna work
>one transmute later
>one spellbook page
my spellbook is now finished, many thanks dear anon
all the info you need is in comp.tf
theres many tutorials online too, just dont follow tutorials made by shitters, no matter how famous they are
for scout and medic MR SLIN has some cool tutorials
for soldier the old Fragga tutorials work allright
the best way to start is tf2center. some people say its better to start in HL but its not that hard to start in 6s either. its just that if you fuck up in 6s it hurts more your team since there is much less people and a more established meta
also make sure you know what a "rollout" is before playing demo and soldier
>ginding since the beginning of scream fortass 2015
>only 2 pages thus far one after that fucking mann tastic 4 cheevo
fuck that map AND it's creators
Thank fuck for the rest of the update though I finally have all boss hats and the 2spooky metal
for cosmetics you barely get to use and are only consistent during like a week after the 31st they might as well just give this shit to people instead of forcing the rest of that shit, at least they made it not a complete pain in the ass now
I feel for people that had to collect in the past and especially before transmutes
When I miss about 11 shots with my revolver at near point blank range on a medic, is that an interp issue? It's not my aim, or at least not at that fucking distance.
I want to tear my fucking hair out when a I'm aimed directly at center mass from like 5 feet away and "miss."
every single mercenary is a heterosexual
don't talk shit about my husbando
he's not scared of combat, his line of work just doesn't necessitate direct combat as often as the other mercs
he's still a trained and professional killer who will fuck you up if he is promised a paycheck in return
there is literally nothing pansy about the sniper
did you get headshot one too many times today
imagine, tf2g. one day all the shitskins and degenerates like this faggot >>121322127 will be purged from existence. that will be a glorious day. but how do we go about making the dream come sooner?
>Everyone thought it was gonna be shit.
Good thing it turned out to be amazing. I guess that means it was more amazing than everyone initially thought. I don't know what the point of your post is.
POST TF2 PLAYER REDFLAGS
>shes a girl
>she has a pic of herself as her avatar
>she mains pyro/medic
>she wears Unusual + Maxs
their profile description is an autobiography
>tfw pretty decent at the game
>tfw no team
>can't show my potential to anyone
You're just having a joke up right? There is something enjoyable to do right?
>person and their weapons are named after ponies
I once played a foggy version of ravine. It was fucking awful. Snipers are useless and you can run headlong into sentries and it's impossible to track enemy movement and plan accordingly. If someone hides the only way to find them is to run into them randomly. It is a terrible gameplay mechanic for tf2, never speak of of this again.
Why do people love to just push the cart 2 people at a fucking time and do absolutely nothing I fucking hate this game I hate everyone who plays it and tf2 needs to have a minimum iq required before playing because never in my life have I seen so many brain dead retards in one place
>My sister is listening to some podcast of some white girl talking about slavery
>There are people in 2015 who still make a big deal about slavery
>There are people in 2015 who don't realize the solution to the whole "race issue" is just to not talk about it and treat people as fucking people
It hurts to live.
the point of the post was that 2 people go rush in to fight the whole enemy team and get dropped then 2 more go in and there is no communication and they expect to get something done when they stand back and 2 people are in there doing work
>TFW whenever I try to talk some sense into her I get "well your opinion doesn't matter because you don't even go outside" every time
Nigga, when was the last time someone was racist at you in public? When was the last time you saw someone actually call someone else a nigger to their face outside of /pol/?
I'm trying to look for the last cosmetic to finish out my pyro set.
I was thinking that Crusader's Getup might be a good idea. Thoughts?
fucking nigger with pocket medic up his ass in valve payload server I don't understand why they even waste their time
This, this so much.
What crawled in your ass and died?
How's my heavy?
Egh, I like it. Pro KS effects look cool with the helmet.
Oh duh. Completely forgot about it.
I was disappointed that when I got it I couldn't use it and the ten gallon together though.
Damn son, that's nice. Why not splurge for the Strange Gunslinger, though?
>investing in stranges
Stranges are just for the lulz.
Damn, I keep forgetting that I only have a spec on this widowmaker.
i spent the last of my spare money on the unusual.
plus the PDA already counts sentry kills, i don't really see the point in it
Often times I would rather invest in weapons than cosmetics, but I'm just a weirdo.
Understandable, the damn thing is so expensive.
The image posted along with the post was for that reply.
This must be a social media thing because I don't understand how it means what it means.
Hasn't yet been a series of weapons that I really liked. Festives, Botkillers, and Aussies didn't do it for me. Skins are kind of boring, barely use stock. I use the postbox over the axtinguisher and the lugermorph over the pistol, and I think that's about it for reskins.
I try to mix it with my cosmetics is all. Sucks if I get cosmetics after I get my weps, though.
Like, I don't think the festives quite go with this set, but I bought them before I got my salmon hat and stuff.
You don't exactly run across VRH's with robo effects every day.
i was thinking of grabbing one with time warp, but it's 2 expensive, and aside from sulphurous it's the only robo effect i really like
can the dead 'er alive be unusual? if so i wouldn't mind picking one up provided it's not ludicrously expensive
which it will be, fuck the new grading system
Personally I can't stand time warp or it's brother. Unfortunately robo effects kind of hard to find, mostly collectors like me got em.
A quick search of SCM resulted in 0 unusual dead'er alives from the gargoyle series, that's pretty much a no. I'll probably replace the pullover on my set with a dead'er.
As far as unusual effects go Community Gen effects are the most stable. Those effects only comes from those crates, so to unbox them somebody has to go out of their way to get the crates and unbox them. As none of the community gen effects is as valuable a windfall as a scorching hat, anybody going out of their way to unbox something worth a damn would just buy a series 1 crate and unbox that. The only people unboxing robo crates at this point are people who like me really like the effects.
In that vein, it's fairly easy to corner the market wholly on a hat/effect combination. I've got all four sulphurous pugilist protectors known to backpack.tf, and the likelihood that another will be unboxed is really small.
tl;dr I like em
>shooting star is at 9 keys for the strange variant
should I wait for it to get to 7 or pull the trigger soon
So I decided to play some TF2 again after not playing since, I think the eyelander was added, which I only played for a hour or two, then before that the last time I played was during the sniper update.
Holy shit, I didn't like demoman before, but getting that sword that heals you on kill and just running into a group of F2Pers and going all jack the ripper on their asses. Why don't people seem to use this more often? A full heal on kill and it does insane damage. Also Eyelander sucks compared to it.
Yeah, generally what I do is I let other people pay that part, either buy buying steam trading cards and selling them on the market or making pro killsteak kits and figuring that into the cost.
iirc the half-zatoichi isn't as long as the eyelander or the skullcutter. Eyelander is much better with the any range damage shield, you can kill most people with the charge damage once you got like 5+ heads.
Can't transfer money like that on steam.
The phlog isn't steampunk. None of the Dr. Gorbwhatever is actually steampunk.
But that is one of the best free hats you can get.
have you seen how they "support" latley? and yes i was dumb enough to get hacked, if by dumb you mean like everyone else who was a victim. i dont care. i guess you could call it begging. i just want my stuff back.
If you get your Steam account hacked, it couldn't possibly be anyone's fault but your own, so yes, you are pretty dumb. Consider it a lesson learned. Stop begging and go earn your shit back if you really want it.
>by not having the latest software to prevent it?
you literally have to give someone your password or click on a FREE ITEMS HERE button
Except he's right. If you get scammed or have your account hacked, most of the time the fault lies with you.
Please stop trying to get some pity sympathy, it's pathetic.
one was a strange specialized killstreak ambassador, mean green, another was a genuine distinguished rogue, a few strange parts, strange knife. and a few other things. big list so ill be a while. i was a good spy back before f2p messed it up. :)
i dont want any pity. i was just wondering if someone could help me out. that game was really cool and i made some good memories on it. i like it and im trying to get my stuff back. simple as that.
Finally found the folder tf2 is saving my uncompressed screenshots to instead of the folder I designated.
>your favorite mercenary will never bludgeon you to death with a golf trophy
that takes you to the compressed versions, look like shit.
It works on a bunch of things out of the box, you can edit most items to support sheens clientside. List of items it works on and how to add clientside support here:
That's a straight pixel for pixel hard edges zoom, each pixel is now 4 pixels. Looked like shit the whole time.
having profile comments isn't a sign of being liked, it's a sign of being popular. there's a difference. i'm sure there are plenty of people who like you who don't see the need to go out of their way to prove it.
>roll gunslinger, stock shotty and pistol
>my team take their second and charge into last
>they get slaughtered
>plonk my exit opposite second near the health and ammo
>stick my sentry next to the point so it covers three doors
>heavy comes out
>circle strafe him and kill him
>same with the soldier that tries to exit
>enemy team is literally too scared to come out
>my team start coming out the tele
>get it up to Lv3
>enemy team are crushed under my team mates just flooding in
Please this is just getting pathetic. Post your ID and someone will add you, otherwise fuck off and stop begging for attention. There's plenty of people in this thread willing to talk to you, all you have to do is say hi, jackass.
Good, you're learning. Now message someone on Steam and say hi. Then ask how their day was, what they're up to now, or any of the small tidbits of smalltalk that you've hopefully picked up over the years.