Katawa Shoujo General #2835
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Hanako cutest maid
>Captcha: select French Fries
>That feel when you will never taste the french vanilla flavor of Lilly's lips
>That feel when you will never give a sleeping Emi a piggyback ride home
>That feel when you will never feel Rin's lips caress your hands as you feed her oranges
>That feel when you will never gaze at the stars with Shizune
>That feel when you will never wake up next to Hanako and take her into a loving embrace
>That feel when you will never feel a sleeping Misha press her soft body against you as you kiss her candy scented hair
Don't call her fat! Misha is just squishy!
Then you need to toughen up son!
But if a simple picture can hurt you, you really need it!
It's too early for you to get sad Anon!
Don't au contraire me like that young man!
Sometimes, then I go out and remember why I liked being alone in the first place
I'm calling it a night now /ksg/. See you all tomorrow!
I'm trying super hard to get that joke! Can I have an hint?
I saw all the stuff about Au and all I could think of was gold which has the chemical symbol Au. From there my brain went "Auric Acid! that'll be funny!" And I decided to say "I'll H3AuO3 you mate"
It was a fucking shit joke, I'm sorry.
Why would you do this to me.
Goodnight /ksg/, please don't be /dedsg/ when I wake up.
I love you guys btw
Forgive me real quick while I blogpost. It's been a while.
I thought I left this place for good more than two year ago, in the summer of 2013. I was going to get my life on track and stop crying over porn games and posting on porn game discussion threads.
In some ways, I succeeded. I have a stable job now and an income that allows me to survive on my own. I'm healthier than I was before, no longer the 250 pound lard that I once was. I have acquaintances at my work that I could call friends if you pushed me to.
In other ways though, I failed, in that I'm still terribly alone and not at all happy. I have no real best friends and I'm still a handholdless kissless virgin. This has really been eating away at me recently.
And it was just a few hours ago that someone posted a picture of Hanako in a thread I was in and I remembered that I was at least content somewhat when I was with you guys. If I had to admit it, I would say there's been a /ksg/ shaped hole in my heart for the past two years.
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think I'm back. Will I even recognize this /ksg/? How have things changed in the last two years?
There are new faces and new shitposting topics for the most part, but at heart we're still KSG.
Welcome back, but don't let us stop you from continuing to improve your life, you hear?
I know the feel. Life is truly suffering. Welcome back.
I don't think /ksg/ changed that much. At least not in a year, probably not in 2.
Today isn't going that great to me, I feel useless because I keep failing to do some stuff. I don't know.
Well i don't think it changed that much.
Anyways welcome back buddy.
I don't however get why is it such a big deal with improving your life without ks.
I am here for several years and i have a job (baker), soon i will get married (well hopefully) and i still browse this thread everyday. Its a matter of will and matter of determination.
Well, that's good to hear. Back to your regularly scheduled posting then.
midnightly misha appreciation post
Where do you take Hanako for her Birthday after a few years when the Karaoke get's stale?
That seems really like a poor excuse to not let the thread die, eh mate.
Honestly going out to places other than a good restaurant for your birthday is something that stops when you turn 20.
At most, you might have a party over at your place if you're feeling extra fancy, but honestly birthdays are less events for adults as excuses to call people up.
Shizune is the only one classy enough to get yukata sprites
>Hisao slept with everyone
>We all got cockolded by Hisao
Oh yeah, Misha is classy enough too.
What's the point of telling you that there's a swimming pool when you don't do any scene related?
Looks like I need to whip you people into shape, again
>he didn't find the Misha midnight nude swimming scene
I wonder if they wear underwear.
But harpies are always happy and jumping and flying and doing things. I don't think Rin is this lively, that's why I suggested Emi.
And Rin doesn't have a bird brain, that would imply she easily forgets things and is slow to understand things. I don't think that fits Rin that much. She doesn't understand things at all, most of the time, it's different.
QT katawas deserve to show off their yukatas!
Actually, KS seems a to be a stronger story because it avoided a lot of the usual VN school story tropes, like the beach trip, the hot springs trip, the obligatory trip to Kyoto, etc.
my best wet Misha
need to spoil since slightly not suitable for work
I took this screencap in-game, 'cause a lot of the regular scenes are as good as the CGs.
>you will never cuddle up to them in a comfy bed and fall asleep
just fuck my shit up desu senpai
This pic is great.
And Misha's shirt, again!
That Bush guy must love his WAHA-ha-ha-ha-ha a lot ...
She just looks so fulfilled.
Join the Student Council today
I'd raher join the national socialist than the student council
To everyone saying burn scars are cute, this is Niki Lauda. He crashed at the Nurburgring in 1976, and was stuck over a minute in his burning car. This is what burn scars actually looks like.
Also, what are you all up to on this rainy day?
I'm actually not sure what the song is about, you can look up the lyrics if you want to, but it doesnt give off an edgy feel.
Ok i looked into it, and the song is basically the singers attempt to confirm towards himself that it wasnt his fault he got beaten up badly by some drunk dudes a few years prior.
Wait a second. Are you the same two people from yesterday? You still haven't chatted?
So tell me /ksg/, will you buy Hanako's prequel VN?
Whatever it is, I will pirate it. And yeah, what the hell is it?
No problem. And no, I'm not surprised, I just hoped you wouldn't be like that. There are many shy people that can still talk normally over the intertubes.
Basically the people who did Love At First Sight, a shameless Monster Girl bait, are at it again.
Guess our /jp/ isn't that far from what the eleven have, because it's another big green text classic, sheltering and healing a broken slave girl.
There's sex this time though.
Personally I'm still a bit upset about the cyclop one so I'd advise you don't throw shekels at them, but there is no hurt in checking the CG on sadpanda.
>I mean, I can talk but I wasn't really expecting to talk
Wew. Well, I tried, maybe some day we'll talk under different, better circumstances.
Is it only that one cyclops girl? So the game isn't good?
Would you give anyone from /KSG/ the chocolate?
Um, I dunno? I would bake cookies for KSG if they wanted me to....
I'm glad you enjoy them, but those don't sound like my cup of tea....
I think of three options:
- Someone likes you but is too shy to talk to you.
- The cookies were for someone else and you got them by accident.
- Someone hates you and put laxative or rat poison on them.
But I said I can. Just because I stared joking about it doesn't mean I couldn't nor didn't want to. No wonder you want to get bullied by a real man since you can't fucking decide what the hell do you want.
Am I doing it right?
OK, you seem to trust others a lot more than I do to eat something that you don't know where it came from. Is it a least sealed or industrialized, or are they homemade?
Still, I hope it's the first option.
Now that's better, still way away from decent, but better. But sure, it's your choice, if you don't want to talk you can fuck off and be an outcast shut-in at best, I don't bloody care.
Not necessarily, people are crazy you know?
But I think it improves the chances of not being the 3rd option.
Still, maybe the stored delivered it wrong, or maybe it was just for you by a loving person.
Just a side comment, I don't understand this. Seriously, I just don't get it. Well, whatever, to each his own.
I don't either, that Anon is a fucking weirdo. I only go with I because crafting hate into words is fun, and I don't really have any problems with hanging out with weirdos on the internet.
>Is it only that one cyclops girl? So the game isn't good?
The cyclop is a QT but not enough to go beyond grabbing the CG for free
Your side I can sort of understand, I usually swear at people and stuff, but they never like it.
Now your side... is a bit weirder.
Maybe you don't like having control and responsibilities in your regular life, so you feel relieved when others take charge.Still, if you are happy with this kind of thing, then "enjoy" it, I think?
>plastered heart GK
>nurse (I don't even know how his vote is above all mentioned above)
I know we are doing this for fun but only one of them can be our third GK.
Regarding second GK https://poal.me/vwa44u (thank you for anon who recommend poal)
I mean, I'm pretty submissive when it comes to stuff like that. But in everyday normal interactions I don't think you could tell I'm much of a sub. I have no problem with acting in charge and such, but I enjoy it when someone else "uses" me.
I mean it's lewd stuff, so it's rarely supposed to make sense.
No, thank god they are not.
Being weird is not a bad thing and being normal is not good, in my opinion. As I said, I personally don't understand, but that's OK, as long as people are happy.
Also, remember, my opinion is worthless.
Yeah, I don't really care for nurse. I voted for Lilly, Suzu and Saki, but anyone is fine, the third GK probably won't even show up, right?
I bet there are a few people who would call you sexual interests weird, just making the point that it's all relative. You think it's normal but another might not. But everyone's sexual interests are fine, as long as they aren't killing or raping.
>MFW people accept homosexuality but comdemn peaceful pedophiles.
literally kill yourselves.
I mean, if you just want to have sex with children but don't act on those intentions I have no problem with them. But if they actually bang a kid that's another thing.
Yea, although they be treated a bit different than murderers and rapers. Like yes they did something bad, but it wasn't their choice to be a pedo.
Better get started
I just found this in my Suzu folder:
Anonymous Tue Aug 21 13:22:42 2012 No.12248760
Nevermind, I got it.
>Taking the name Suzu and converting it from ASCII to binary gives us >01010011011101010111101001110101 Converting that Binary value to decimal form leaves us with 5469562
>Now let's divide out the number of days in a year, 365.25
>Now we have 14 974.8446
>What's important here is the decimal number, since everything before it is meaningless, given the way that years roll over from December 31st to January 1st anyway
>.8446*365.25 is equal to 308; you might call this the remainder
>Therefore, Suzu's birthday is on the 308th day of the year, which, in 1989, was Saturday, November 4th
>tfw missed Suzu's birthday by 1 day
The best things are Russian
Even the jet fighters
If you ever lose it, it's been on this page for a long time.
I was that guy, and im not a pedo, i just dislike the demonization and subsequent witchhunt of pedophiles. Theyre human too, you know, and most of them would never dream of touching a child.
W E W
SU-37 > F-22
Wikipedia says RSL is nothing like Russian. But that kinda applies for ASL and BSL too.
Saturn V >>> N1
Although arguments could be made that the Buran is better than the Space Shuttle, given that Buran could run totally autonomously, whereas the shuttle needed a crew of 2 or more.
But of course!
I don't understand, they get turned on by them yet they wouldn't fuck one? How much sense does that make?
>SU-37 > F-22
How's 2006 treating ya, buddy? Even if your statement was based on factual sources both planes are thing of the past.
Yellow 13 did nothing wrong
It's pretty easy, just watch some Youtube tutorials and use this guide
She's not eating the ice herself, just making Misha fatter because she likes her that way!
KS of a hard cosplay to do, even if you are experienced. The boys' uniforms are easy enough, you coukd probably buy them if you're feeling lazy, but the girls' blouse is complicated.
It's what puts me off doing it, anyway.
I'd love to cosplay as Ai, but that's never gonna happen.
Why not? You could just buy the shirt/jumper, and then your only problem would be the blazer.
I'm not entirely sure. KS cosplay is niche enough already, doing an April Fool's character like I want to wouldn't help. Maybe Lilly?
Keep trying! Or just commission one!
Or you can just do a Hisao or Kenji cosplay like I did. That said, it's really fun to find other KS cosplayers (pic related).
Cause like, wouldn't ever have the courage to actually go to a con dressed up. And I would look horrible.
Not necessarily KS related, but it still hurts me that I need a long, green winter jacket of sorts, with a very specific pattern on it.
The joke is that I can't even find one reasonably priced. Not to mention I haven't touched sewing machine since the sixth grade or so.
Sure, I could commission it, but it would cost an arm and a leg.
It's less that I don't think I can do it and more that it requires so much effort for something I'd probably wear on a B day. There's too many characters out there I have plans for.
Oh, right. /cgl/ has a general for that, you could always ask for advice.
Well, thank you, I suppose.
Shizune, I think. Without Hisao, she never learned to treat her friends like people, and most likely spent her entire life lonely and bitter after Misha got fed up with her shit.
My day's going okay. I have an exam tomorrow I need to study for which won't be much fun.
It would be more fun if I had a qt katawa study buddy...
This is a song I got off a mate, made by a mate of his. I fucking love this song, but I can't find any of his stuff on the internet and it sucks.
Mr. Squatch - Safe in sound: http://puu_._sh/laPPj/073198bf6a.mp3
I wonder if Rin would like it.
It isn't spam I swear
Cheers bro, keep them coming
Couldn't sleep at night and when the time to go to college arrived, I slept. So basically, my lack of a sleeping schedule screwed me. But today I didn't take my afternoon naps so I have a lot of sleepiness at night, which seems to be working.
I can't help you too much with it, but Kenjibro can, I got a good part of my stuff from him.
I'm in the same boat there lol
I just hope I don't already have all of his stuff...
I could study and be responsible but I really don't need to yet.
I didn't do much either. Just played some video games.
You want comfy?
One I don't have? Stole.
>implying recolors are Suzu
Does anyone have a cute picture I could try to color tomorow?
To be honest, I know that pic is a recolor, but it doesn't make sense for Shizune to be reading without her glasses.
>Mr. Squatch - Safe in sound
It sounds good, a lot of various sounds packed in there. Thanks, saved!
I'm not even a fan of suzu, but that pic is just hhhhhhngggg/10 in my cuteness ranking.
I wish I knew too. I want to be hugged by Lilly ;_;
Fairly certain they were editted out but I can't find the original to tell ya otherwise.
This right here is my favorite Misha's boobs photo.
I find it unbelievably hot.
Why are chubby girls so fun to play with
Not gonna lie, I saw one picture of you and I instantly supposed that you will never get any girl...
Wow, you sure are sincere.
But it's all about the confidence. Believe me, I know from
lack ofexperience. If you looked at me, you would think I get girls, but in reality, zero.
Sure, do post later, i'll be vigilant when i can.
Gotta go now.
Dream of waifus, love you!
Goodnight, bros, I think I'll be able to sleep normally tonight so I'm heading off, see you all tomorrow!
1. Build friendships. Have some girl friends too, if you ever want to get your dick wet you'll need to know someone before they'll love you.
2. Make yourself happy. This ranges to just thinking positive and happy thoughts to just doing menial tasks to take your mind off of the bad shit. Don't take antidepressants/uppers. Go to college and get a degree if you haven't already. Get your dream job.
>tfw I will never get to argue with Akira about how Imprezas are better than Evos
>tfw I will never get to see Lilly act exasperated as she realises I am willing an able to discuss cars at length and in excruciating detail with her sister
>tfw I will never get to hear her complain that my driving is "just as bad as Akira's"
Disregard women, acquire PVC.
We talked about this already. Please, don't make it worse, besides, Evo and STi are all inferior to the Skyline.
Dat Mitcher tho. I want an Amane figure.
>Buying anything other than scales.
Scales are literally no fun allowed. At least you can choose what pose you want with nendos/figmas
Homu a cute
I won't argue that, but I will say I'd rather have an RX-7 over a Skyline. Here in NZ we get pretty much every Skyline model under the sun as Japanese imports and the only models really worth writing home about are the GT-Rs. The rest of the Skyline range are just generic FR sedans and coupes to be honest.
I'd argue the only shitty RX-7s are the automatics, which I'm pretty sure are in the minority.
Dorito power a best anyway
It didn't occur to me you might be the same Anon as before anyway lel
Goodnight mate, sleep well.
>He likes figures with visible joints
Anon that's dirty!
But they're quite detailed
Nendos don't have visible joints.
>the only models really worth writing home about are the GT-Rs
I like the GTS-t. Also, I like the ER34 GTT.
>implying I would not BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT if there were Madoka toys at McDonalds
And they're rather cheap because of that. And it makes them look cute.
You know whats cuter? Plushies.
Anyways shit flinging aside, I'm not judging, the joints just bother me personally.
As would I.
Okay I can agree with you. I really want a fumo.
Might be getting one from secret s/a/nta
Anyway, I should be getting some sleep. Night /ksg/!
your pic reminds me of pic related
ha, in that pic kenji was responding to when i posted this
Perfect your Art.
Look at me, while all those other guys are being dragged to the mall by their girlfriends, I'm sitting here cozy working on my craft.
Sure, it's just KS fan fiction, but its still a good writing exercise
That's probably it. The amount of JDM metal here would probably blow a weaboo petrolhead's mind. Our lax import laws means we get plenty here, although most of it really isn't that special. I would absolutely love to go to Japan to check out the car culture in any case, although I've read NZ car culture is considered pretty ;cool overseas.
To keep things on topic
>tfw I will never get to discuss JDM car culture with Akira