Soraka is the cutest, doesn't matter what's between her legs!
>it's a riot approved meme
>it's a reddit meme
>mf being mad at sonas chest superiority is becoming a meme
sona really did win
or i guess sonafags won
i don't think sona would be too stoked to be included in this
sona is a fucking legend. at the very least she has superhuman endurance (like every other champion in the league looking at the kind of damage they can endure) and then she has an instrument that can make you do whatever she pleases and also send sonic waves strong enough to cut things in half or shield her from damage
this instrument also has a conscience of its own and has acted by its own accord before to protect sona from harm
20 noxian goons could gang up on her and she would murder every single one of them. the only way she would actually get in trouble is if two or three other champions ganged up on her
but random street level noxian thugs? maybe if they have a death wish
you my be right about your last sentence
but she will understand if I show her my love
reporting 4 new thread
you seriously wanna talk about nerfed tits man
Sona > MF fucker senpai baka
>Soraka is the cutest, doesn't matter what's between her legs!
Let futafags enjoy their horsecocks and straightfags lick the unicornpussy
Forgot to add picture, but this is literally Syndra
>tfw you wanna be respected for your music
>all any one ever talks about is your bust compared to that pirate slut
If I had the chance to talk to her, I would personally apologise to her
you wanna talk about nerfed tits cunt
Well I don't think there is any champion in LoL that has Young lady's skillset. LB has the clone/decoy and Zac has same-ish on death passive. Aesthetically Syndra and Young Lady are the best match.
guys can you help me with this head canon i'm developing
>sonas adoptive mother tells her to be careful around men because getting pregnant will end her music career
>sona never got any sex ed talk because she was in an orphanage without friends
>could never ask questions about it because she's mute
>now she's afraid of getting near men because she doesn't understand how getting pregnant works
people talk about sona and mf
people dont remember open beta
>made it to silver 3 three times now
>every time, get demoted quickly
how bad am i
enough with the breast wars, who has the prettiest eyes? my vote goes to nidalee
I've given up on reaching gold 5 this season. Every season I've been gold or plat, but I had tremendously god awful placements and I started very late in the season. I've had 7 games in a row with 1+ afk in it.
WHY ISNT THERE AN OFFICIAL HUSBANDO CHART YET
HOW DO I DECIDE WHAT TO PLAY WHEN I WANT TO HOOK UP LEAGUE BITCHES
>bot lane gets dumpstered early
>wukong ganks and kills me under turret at level 6
>lee sin ganks and kills me right when i get back to said turret
>team is getting the fat cock
>nobody flamesor blames anyone
>team doesnt really say anything at all
>we sneak a baron and prolongue the game
>i start flash+gold carding the insanely fed vayne every time i get the chance
>we pick off a few of them in our base
>flash goldcard vayne when she tries to stop us from pushing mid
>ghost goldcard varus when he tries to stop us from pushing mid
>we win while being down 2.7k
I'm so confused. usually if youre down 9-30 everyone's flaming and spamming surrender votes. this team just shut the fuck up and kept playing.
Makes me wonder how many game i could've won if everyone had the balls to shut the fuck up and keep playing
I'm just not having fun playing ranked. People in silver just constantly bitch and whine. Gonna get an ugly silver border but I don't really care any more. I just want to have fun
>Makes me wonder how many game i could've won if everyone had the balls to shut the fuck up and keep playing
Quite a lot, actually. Obviously not 100% because you just can't win every game, but next time you go to click yes on a surrender vote, think about that game.
>Have a game where our toplane Rango feeds their jungler.
>Everyone feels the ripple effect.
>People keep trying to help Rango but he either goes in too early and gets blown up or doesn't go in at all.
>Two of the guys on our team keep declining the surrender vote even though we're playing 4v5 because Rango is underpaid, underfed and underskilled.
It's case by case.
Sona > MF
i think blue hair may be for aryan than blonde honestly
please friend, we're in a cease-fire
Bard eyes are cuttest eyes
>ashe's tits were so huge they cast a shadow on her stomach
Ahh the good old days.
Remember when GP used to be the Terminator with an insane bush?
>the only streamers playing on PBE are either the memetastic qtpie or the insufferable nb3
She's always naked
Nice, soothing voice
She hums when she's idle
She's flexible and springy
She's very fluffy, perfect for before and after sex cuddles
I already get my daily dose of overwatch watching sneaky play it during his 20min queues
>Married to a fucking barbarian
what is it with people who keep trying to retaliate as much damage as possible and then die when someone all ins them, instead of instantly making a run for it and live?
im watching a faker montage, and half his kills are because people are trying to fight him back/"kite" him and then he lands the final max range q and kills their stupid ass
I like qt but I don't like the way he plays on PBE
he just builds random stuff and stomps anyway cause he's playing vs subs, I want someone actually testing builds not IE Reaver Runaan's Graves and then goes to his master account on live to play botlane yasuo
pls I can do that on my own
send me nudes
Why do you play such a shit champ?
>trying to learn how to play viktor in normals
>literally every fucking time i get mid i have to face a zed/leblanc
Love this game sometimes
What are you talking about almost ALL the female champs are young.
The only older female champs are like Anivia, Lissandra, and Kalista.
>outplay lb all game
>worst lb i've ever seen
>she manages to hit a single snare on me, even though i flash because being able to flash snare was broken apparently
>die anyways, now shes fed and the lane is unwinnable
lb is the most cancerous champ
ezreal has good trades early
upgrading tear into manamune so early isnt worth it
your build is fucking useless overall, you are just an annoying piece of shit that deals no dmg, never dies and never kills anyone unless they fuck up
your team will continously wipe with only you alive and their team all full hp
your support has to lane 1v2 coz you are an useless piece of shit
again their adc will kill everyone while you will just sit back and maxrange q for no dmg
>he doesnt get it
the only young women on that list are annie, maybe janna and lux
anon was talking about young men around the age of 15 to 25
>implying he isnt a obedient kek
>we're all Platinum, Diamond or higher and pure soloists. Because we *are* the advocates for solo players
>barely plays solo
why is lyte lying like that
>carrying total shitters (read: sivir with 30 cs at 10 minutes, 1/7 nasus, guy who wanted to go adc lux) as jungle wukong
>having 5k extra gold at the end of the game
Damn it feels good to be a nigga
>"A ridiculous reasoning. It's only a couple of days after Halloween and it's been on Halloween before. I'm not interested in buying Halloween items after Halloween so maybe they should put in a little more effort and release them sooner."
holy autism batman hahaha
>Plat 4 with only a positive winrate on yorick
This guy cheesed his way up with dumb champion and he's still in a completely shit rank. And he thinks his some kind of experiences soloqueuer? Fucking can someone please kill this waste of a man.
He didn't get married when he was 15 yeras old right? :^)
I want to kiss Luluhow do i get bob to see what lulu sees
hey, man.. don't need to be rude......
>implying Riot actually plays on their Riot accounts
>try out GP since seasons ending
>farm under tower for 15 minutes
>take a huge dump all over everyone
Why is this champion allowed?
MISS FORTUNE TO BE HONEST.
BAIT IT OUT, MAN.
BECAUSE YOU'RE PLYING HIM IN NORMALS, HE'S NOT ALLOWED IN RANKED.
HAVEN'T SEEN A GAREN BAN IN A LONG TIME BUDDY.
STILL THE OCCASIONAL BARIUS AND MORDE BAN FROM PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE PAST.
DUDE NORMALS LMAO
>CDR BOOTS ON A MAGE
OR YOU COULD, YOU KNOW, TAKE CDR BLUES THAT GIVE 15% CDR AND GET YOURSELF SOME PENETRATING BOOTS SO YOU DON'T BE A USELESS SHIT UNTIL YOU FINALLY GET MONEY FOR A VOID STAFF.
Our guys fighting the gook menace live on /esl_lol
Cast by Joe "Don't call me "Joe "Joe "Just call me Joe "Joe "He's still alive" Miller"" Miller" Miller"" Miller aka Dusty and Leigh "DeMan" Smith!
but they just put out a fur champion
sona totally has a breeding fetish
>tfw fantasize about having a big family with Lulu
>tfw no Lulu
FUCK YOU I'M FUCKING JEALOUS
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NOT IN NA
FUCKING RIOT FUCK
Probably because it's 6:30AM Riot time. They'll probably show up by noon
His ult has a lot of versatility. Getting wards in, split pushing safely, shen ulting you to chase someone down with a taunt.
Hes a common pick in tournaments for a reason, I'm sure I'm just scratching the surface of his uses.
So story on this, the EZ and I are both level 30 and we were queueing with a group consisting of a level 21 (mundo), 20 (WW) and a 10 (Sona).
The whole time mundo and ww would just run into the team and try to box nasus and tahm then complain about being killed. Mundo even at one point said "anyone who plays kench deserves to be punched in the mouth" and stuff of the like about all the characters "bard shouldn't be able to freeze us from the far away" "they don't have to try because bard can just go through walls" etc. There's more that happened but i don't feel like it's necessary to explain.
Is there any hope for them /lolg/?
Want to win games?
You like ISIS and suicide bombers?
Don't like cancer champs?
Want to be useful to your team even when losing?
Do you like champions that actually need skill?
Then Karthus will give you a free ride to gold!!
Just remember that karthus build is:
Ushe full ap/magpen runes and you're ready to collect your freelo!
>Not a cancer champ
theyre right there was nothing they could do
Karthus really does require no skill. Bring exhaust and you're pretty much golden.
Takes a little time to figure out how to land your Q on a moving target, but even if everything goes wrong, you can always hit R for free kills.
It's in ARAM where He's the peak of fun, though. The one mode where you truly can go "suicide bomber Karthus " and not only does it work, but it can also win you the game.
That shit is so CA$H
Dunno man. I think the fact that his range is so pathethic means it takes skill to not explode as soon as you try and deal dmg.
Unless you are playing Tank Karthus and you are just going to E and watch them all melt.
I got my older brother into League a couple years ago and just let him pick whatever he wanted and shit. This guy never BMs in games, ever. Guy's basically a white knight as far as gaming goes.
I leave this fucker alone for a week to learn the game before I queue with him, and we get into a game and he locks in Karthus.
Every time he'd get a kill with Requiem. Every. Single. Time. He'd say "outskilled" in /all. The enemy team had more salt than an Arabic bazaar and I almost fell out of my fucking chair I was laughing so hard.
I don't know what happened to him, but Karthus made my brother a better person and I love that undead fuck for it.
Well you've got to admit that at Kassadin's peak, he was demolishing everything. Back in his meta, there was no one to counter you except something crazy.
He was picked any lane and would wreck shit.
The thing is, that had nothing to do with his mobility and everything to do with his ability to shit out damage at low cost and regen it all back through basic attacks, but whatever.
I wish i could say it's the first time this has happened, but they start tilting the moment a single thing goes wrong. They constantly shit talk about enemy picks, they say ignite is over powered. They've basically compiled a list of "bullshit champions that if anyone plays they need to kill themselves" which i've basically memorized at this point from hearing them scream about it like children constantly.
Did he always win? I mean, Kass picks in Worlds didn't bring much to team nor did they too all that fantastic from what I saw. He is still melee, so his laning is meh, his dmg without items is ATROCIOUS. certainly, he's a MASSIVE issue if he goes out of control, but there is a really big chance he won't.
Lmao, with karthus it doesn't even matter if you die. Infact you want to die most of the time. You just go deep into their team and watch your damage/passive win the fight.
He's easy as fuck.
I know, he was really strong back then. But then they took his CC, then they took his dmg, THEN they took a lot of distance off his ult. His solo kill potential in lane is pretty much non existant these days.
This is really a shame for me because I played him back in the day where scalings on AP were so bad, Kass R stacking was a viable way to build him, hahahaha.
He's hard to balance due to his ult, so if he gets even a bit of a hand he goes crazy. Oh well, at least TF is good now (never thought I'd see the day, he was SO BAD in SoloQ from the moment they rigged his teleport ot his ult, till now, as Lundens fixed his issue of needing mobility and a good chunk of raw AP)
>Not owning every Jinx skin
Also, jesus christ, Headmistress Fiora is available and I already have Project Fiora, don't do this to me Riot
Buy him and then roll him in ARAM.
Take snowball and flash. Max E first. No boots whatsoever, just straight into AP and magic penetration. Then go HAM AS FUCK and snowball into them, throwing down your w and hitting E. Laugh AD you watch them melt, and to add insult to injury, hit R and watch them all await doom.
Most fucking fun champion ever as long as you're unafraid to die.
Now, this might be hard to grasp, but if you die, you have 4 seconds of casting if you want to use your ult. That really isn't enough to do good. The passive is just there so anyone trying to dive you can get killed for his effort.
Any good katrhus is going to tell you that passive is just the icing on the cake, it isn't something you build around, especially concidering half the cast can just mobility away from you.
>Tfw Vayne gets killed level 2 by a Thresh Lucian all in
This. Everytime I roll Kartus in Aram i lead my team in Kills, Damage, and most importantly, deaths. Just go full fucking suicide no matter how dumb it seems and watch the money roll in. Most fun you can have with your pants on
Is it worth it to run HP reg quints and Armor yellows instead of HP yellows and Armor quints on support? I want to start using HP reg on Soraka but I can't be fucked to buy another rune page
Probably only works on alistar since you can go full damage and still be able to peel and survive with your ulti. Its only normals but it was a total try hard game. Fun though.
What even goes into these ranks? I've never gotten S+, but a few Ses and a bunch of S-es. Is it just because my opponents are shitters in low MMR normals and I can dumpster on them when I play any champion with any kind of carry potential? Or is it independent of how terrible my opposition is?
I don't even play Karthus but I know that when he dies you have enough time from 3/4q's and ult depending on cdr. Not to mention his aoe bullshit that zones the entire time. His passive is by far the strongest part of the champion. Kathus' at my Elo just go in and suicide and it's impossible to lose a teamfight.
tfw no Elise gf to hold me tight
Who /starving until month's end/ after these skins are done being sold?
>tfw first game you play after scores are introduced you get an S+
Also you get an S+ when you do significantly better than anyone else on that champ on that role. Going 10/0 ok Katarina isn't good enough but 10/0 with Galio might be
Ayoo that build
>tfw she blocked me on twitter for saying she doesn't give a shit about video games and will take any work she can get(which is true btw - she sold cars before whoring herself into esports)
Huh, making wallpapers is kinda fun actually
Post some basic Images and I'll see what I can do
karthus strong points
1. easy initiation with long range wall
2. a lot of mid/short range damage
3. global ultimate
4. safe and mana-efficient farming in lane
and maybe then its his passive
Who /notbuyingtheseHarrowingskinsbecausetheyfuckingsuck/ here?
Taking out his silence CC makes sense in everything but thematically (since now his joke doesn't make sense) because he was absolutely stomping mid lane (and every lane, actually).
Reducing his Q and E ratios makes sense. In fact, I'd even say that his E ratio was fine, but his Q had too low of a cooldown with too high of damage as well as a shield. So that definitely needed to be nerfed. His ultimate damage needed to be nerfed so he was mostly using it as mobility, and backing it up with damage on his Q.
In fact, here's what I would've done:
Q: 60% AP ratio
W: 70% AP ratio
E: 70% AP ratio
R: 0 damage, same low cooldown as before, mana cost beginning at 80. Low cooldown between blinks letting you blink throughout the map.
Q, W, and E all have the same base damage as before. This allows him to keep his true assassin role as he has high mobility without his being unstoppable. Maybe the blink has a static cooldown at like 3 seconds (to allow for cooldown reduction). That way he blinks in, does his full crazy combo, then blinks back out.
This allows a window of opportunity to CC him for ganks to shut him down. Also keeps from double blinks occurring.
i was delivering pizza before i rolled into university for astronomy.
dunno what point you're trying to make.
where did they pick sjokz up anyway? i don't remember anymore. she was there from one day to the other, right?
Nice man, you copy and paste that from your mobafire karthus guide?
Not that Anon (as I'd be wasting money on some skins if I had any to burn), but do you actually plan on playing that? Because her rockets in that skin make a noise that makes a dying cat sound like the 9th Sympnoy.
Faker played him and made him look amazing, then he played against him and made him look terrible.
He is definitely a scaling champion now and pretty low in damage early, but it looks like pros at least think it's worth the investment to get him rolling.
she "hosted" a smaller EU tournament at some point in 2012
i don't know specifics because i don't really care
she's only hosting the EU LCS because she's a girl. that's all there is to it
>tfw you make a super flashy thresh play that nets 3 kills and all you get is "lol" as any sort of recognition
>your top renekton gets a double by sitting under tower and popping ult as they dive him and is showered with shit like "wow nice" "gj ren" etc...
I hate everything about supporting
>post game chat
>winning team stays and talks about the plays
>losing team leaves instantly
>Jinx's skin is finally here
This is the best Harrowing skin
But mistletoe is her best skin overall
kassadin is fine fuck off retards
he needs a lot of items and levels to shine but early game he has a strong slow and a lot of potential to get kills with his teammates.
midgame kass can just jump in slow and zhonya to initiate and then clean up with his ult.
lategame kass is a dmg monster that blinks every second and deletes squishies with 2 jumps
hes perfectly viable
there IS counterplay to him
he requires good teamplay to win games
Don't forget that there's always at least one guy on the enemy team who stays to flame his teammates for being shitters when he has the worst scoring across the board of both teams.
>fkin team sux y i always matched with garbage
OK GUYS, A MAGICAL FLUFFY ALIEN COMES TO YOU AND WANTS TO GRANT YOU A WISH.
ONCE YOU MAKE A WISH YOU WILL GET A SUPER COOL WEAPON AND ABILITIES BASED ON YOUR WISH.
RIOT WILL USE YOU FOR THEIR NEXT CHAMPION DESIGN.
DESCRIBE THIS CHAMPION.
we had kassadin with base damage before, and it was cancerous as fuck
i'm sorry to say this but kassadin cannot be allowed to be good without jumping through some serious hoops to get there, his design is overpowered no matter how you swing it
Fiora, Darius, Garen, Skarner, Fizz (unless I plan to play him).
Every now and then if I see someone instantly call top, I ban Riven. If I have no one else to ban, I ban Vayne, Yasuo, and Zed. I'd ban Shaco, but I'm usually out of bans.
By the way, when the fuck are we going to get the option to ban our team from playing certain champions? There are certain champions I don't want to play against, and certain ones I don't want my team to play.
He needs to be reworked entirely. He needs to be given the Mordekaiser treatment. Just completely obliterate and rebuild him so his faggot-ass kit won't hold him hostage any longer.
>Our Nasus is laning against Tahm top
>this tahm never once spouted the unbench the kench reddit meme
>he gets first blood on our nasus about 4 minutes in
>unleashes the flood gates
And for the rest of the game Nasus would not stop bitching about laning against Tahm
>Lord Darius coming in tomorrow
This is the end of me
I DO AGREE WITH YOU, PAL.
TFW THE CHAMPION BASED ON MARISA IS A MARRY SUE, WHILE THE BEAUTY OF MARISA CHARACTER IS THAT SHE IS AN AUTISTIC HOARDER THIEF.
TRUE SUFFERING, TO BE HONEST.
NOT /FA/ AT ALL.
TOUHOU ISN'T ANIME, PAL.
human sized spiders would be slow as fuck
spiders are only as fast as they are because they have hydraulics in their legs
a system like that doesn't work when scaled up; they'd explode before they generated enough pressure to move 1/4 times as fast
Is Syndra's hair permanently white due to the copious amounts of cum her slutty lifestyle exposes her to?
yeah people have told me that I fucked up that joke somehow?
I don't watch anime and I just copy-pasted that image straight over from the old outdated chart because I couldn't think of anything better
There's also the square-cube law meaning their exoskeletal structure simply won't work scaled up. Their own weight would crush them.
If they had an internal skeleton it might work out, but they'd still probably only be good as ambush predators like tarantulas are now. They'd basically be eight-legged mountain lions with webbing and poison. Only slightly scarier than an actual mountain lion.
SO BASICALLY GRAGAS?
HER PERSONAL ISSUES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HER BEING A MARRY SUE.
SHE WAS BORN WITH PERFECT CONTROL OF LIGHT, WHILE OTHERS HAVE TO WORK FOR THEIR KNOWLEDGE AND POWER.
AGAIN COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF MARISA, THE CHARACTER SHE'S BASED ON.
I JUST USE MARRY SUE AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR STUCK UP BITCH.
SELF DESTRUCT YOURSELF, HEH.
so long as it's "totally not mothra" instead of that creepy doujin "moth" I don't care what gender riot arbitrarily slaps on it
though from what I've heard male moths have cooler antennae
My wish is to fuck Evelynn. And not just once, but for a week, with several hour long fuck sessions during.
The weapon I get is a police baton.
I'm just some dude dressed like Lucian but with different colors. Or Maybe just some dude in a trench coat to really give off the "rapist" vibe.
Q: Strip - strips a female champion, lowering all of her stats by some amount.
W Passive: Erection - Upon stripping a female champion, Alexei gets an erection, increasing his speed, attack damage, and health by x amount. Reduces his armor and magic resist (due to test making him slow bold) by x amount.
W Active: Ejaculate - Alexei ejaculates, covering the floor with stick fluid which slows all champions by X amount and stunning (for 1.5 seconds) all female champions. Removes Erection passive.
E: Molest - Alexei attacks a champion and molests them, dealing X damage
R: Hardcore Rape - only available when Erection is available. Alexei grabs a female champion and drags her into nearby bushes, doing unmentionable things to her body. Deals 20% current hp damage, snares, and "strips" female champion for the whole duration.
Are op.gg replays not working for anyone else? Im getting this when i try to use them
I did a cute Lulu story where
she takes a hammer to Riven's cock and balls, but that's probably not what you're looking for.
Here's one you might prefer:
AHHHHHH THE TPP TEXT
THOUSANDS OF CANADIANS ARE GOING TO JAIL SOON
This one was fun to do
I hope it looks good on your screen
I had to make MF bigger so there might be some pixelation
>Lulu wearing a thong
You should write a story where she prasises her husband with a pregnat belly
I'm someone that has never been given choices in his life. So now suddenly someone asks "what do you want?" and how am I to know what to respond with?
I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't even know what I want out of life. I'm just sort of drifting and waiting for things to happen to me, good or bad.
Reminder that Volibear is shit
I just don't want to play as a literal moth
A champion with a bunch of moth themes could be cool
A champion that automatically feeds brand every time they're in the game isn't
Start blue or red? What's the proper rotation to clear camps and which ones should I smite? I'm a new Jungler and I have no fugging idea of how to ward, invade and clear mine.
Also, which runes should I use, in general?
moth champion soon right?
my heart can only take so much.
THAT'S PRETTY SAD ANON BUT I CAN'T SAY I CAN RELATE.
I'VE BEEN GIVEN MANY CHOICES AND CHANCES IN LIFE AND I'VE WASTED THEM ALL.
PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS.
TRY NOT TO FUCK UP BY CASTING W Q AND THINKING YOU CAN CAST AN ULT W.
HAPPENS TO BE HONEST.
HOW LONG ARE THE HARROWING SKINS STAYING OPEN?
start bot side so 2 ppl can help you with first camp (gromp/krugs)
then do the closer buff then go to the other buff and gank top
this is the standard path
you can do 3rd camp instead of the 2nd buff and go take the crab and see what u can gank from there
Saw Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla and hated it. Friends later decided to watch Mothra vs. Godzilla, and I also hated that.
Nothing actually happens. They bumble around like clumsy retards in rubber costumes (because they are), people repeat themselves and stretch 5 seconds worth of reaction shots into an entire goddamn film.
It is shit, there is nothing redeeming or watchable about it. I think you might be actually retarded, anon.
Today I left league after 5 years of play
>mid goes 0-6
>doesnt grp for drags
>takes all my jungle camps
>splits all game
>his duo partner is defending him
>tfw there is nothing you can do about it because riot doesnt care about feeding trolls
Going black cleaver on Riven is literally the same thing. You should also lmao at yourself.
I can't wait for double the amount of "fun" when they release their new dynamic hypercancer queues.
BC gives you 20% CDR 40 AD and some HP as well as a really nice passive to help you catch people and armor shred
i fail to see how this is a bad item on riven
is it a good item to rush every game? no. Is it a good item on Riven? yes.
>b-but you can go CDR boots and not need it
or I can have defensive boots so I dont get CC'd and blown up immediately