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Which do you think is the bigger pottymouth?
I bet Marie swears constantly offstage
Cute squidboy promotes a balanced diet of all the vitamins and nutrients your body needs to grow strong, and cute.
There is nothing hotter than a sweet girl with a vipers tongue. So I'd hopefully go with Callie.
>tfw my autism leads me to always go to Catalog then search /ink/ so I was never lost when OP fucked up the redirect link. I have no idea what webm this is so I hope it's Splatoon related.
because there aren't really a lot of low-level squids this far after launch
don't sweat it, though. in ranked you're guaranteed to get people of your skill level + level doesn't inherently indicate skill, only experience (granted, the two aren't without a connection, but i could usually hold my own vs people double my rank or more by level 8 or so, so i expect you'll be fine)
>Earlier we said the Heavy Splatling Deco would arrive in #Splatoon Friday morning but it lands this weekend. Friday morning isn't weekend :(
1 weapon, Sloshing Machine and its decorated version, gear, and map assets
Sloshing Machine is in between a Slosher and a blaster. Exchanges slight damage downgrade for better handling. Regular is Splat Bomb/Bomb Rush and Deco is Point Sensor/Inkzooka
>using custom ranger blaster lately
>mfw it's only actually good on some stages
It's like using a charger but fun
This reminds me way back in the day on AIM when you'd get friend requests from sexbots
>mfw a Woomy adept at laying down beacons accepts my friend request
Pack up as much damage up as you can to push your damage as close to 99.9 as you can. Anyone that's not leisurely lounging with full health away from the action becomes susceptible to be splatted in one hit at that point. The defense up meta will not be kind to you, but good luck.
You don't actually need to hit 99.9. People aren't going to be running around with 0.01 damage.
2 mains should be enough. Bamboozler's base damage for a fully charged shot is 80. 2 mains bumps it up to about 92, which should be more than enough.
To give you an idea, stepping into enemy ink for the amount of time it takes to charge the Bamboozler deals 10 damage. (30 damage per second, Boozler take 1/3 of a second to charge.)
So how skillful is this guy, /ink/?
Don't run at people face-first. Flank and attack from behind, only go for the flick when you're in range so you don't alert them.
If you're winning, hide somewhere inconspicuous and wait for someone to pass, then backstab them. Don't jump out in front of them.
Use lots of Swim Speed, keep turf inked in your colour (especially in ranked), stay alert and look around while rolling, you can turn the camera freely while chugging along.
Don't use Ninja Squid. Use Cold-Blooded.
>showing off his kraken kills
>krak-onfags are actually proud of these
Kraken is invincible. Only falling off the map can kill it.
Kraken can swim over any inkable turf, and leaves a trail of your ink. Mash the jump button to scale wall faster.
Kraken attacks by jumping. Jump when you're near an enemy to instantly splat them. Deceptively large range.
Kraken can be pushed back by shooting it. Swim to the side and 'strafe' around to combat this.
Kraken swims at the same speed as your squid in ink. It's affected by Swim Speed, as well as Ninja Squid's speed penalty.
Kraken is very frightening. When squids see it, they either panic and run away, or panic and shoot it. Kraken is invincible and swims fast though, so it doesn't mind.
What gives you that impression? I thought the sales were proportionally pretty even by region.
We seem to fucking love 3DSs around here if anything. Everyone and their mum's got one.
Squid Beakon is a super jump point. You and your teammates can super jump to it, but it breaks when you land on it.
You can have 3 at a time. They're great for getting back to important areas quickly. Try hiding them behind things, then jumping in and sneaking out to ambush people.
Who would've thought something so precious could grow into something so luscious?
goddamn, I'll have to suffer forever with inkstrike.
I'd literally give up having a special if I can refill my inktank when I activate it. But no, lets give it kraken now that is utter shit, and you are stuck in that form until it runs out.
I wish the splatling had a loadout with splashwall-echolocator/bubbler/killer wail
>Dynamo you can keep your dignity
Are you kidding? That's the worst of them all. The only thing that makes people hate the Krak-On is Kraken, and a whole bunch of weapons have that special. The Carbons, Splat, and Hero are the only acceptable rollers since people have such a hateboner for the Krak-On, even though it's a piece of shit that wastes way too much ink. I don't really count Inkbrushes as rollers, but if you do all those are acceptable as well. I personally hate Sloshers with a passion, but people seem to be fine with them too.
They're just very hard for me to deal with. I can't explain it. I guess they harass me very effectively. They're annoying to play against. I used to feel this way about Dynamos until the nerf. Least Sloshers have always been a rare encounter. When you do face one though, it's like playing against a pro Charger-aim tier flicking some bastard long-range Carbon Roller. The speed they can Slosh is disgusting, and their sub is a perfect pairing.
Nothing in particular, just the usual E-Liter as usual. Now I think about it, I've seen a much more diverse allocation of weapons post patch, such as Squiffers and Rapid Blasters.
Yes, they were born S rank.
No time for youth. Only splatting and singing.
ranked = mode where winning raises your letter rank and losing lowers it. goes from c- to s+.
squads = chilling out with any registered friends and playing with them (so you can add ink if you want)
>Just graduated from Turf War
>Practicing the most challenging weapon in the game
>tfw I didn't order those glasses
>tfw I had a natural offbrand triple sitting in my inventory for months now
Too bad it's kinda shit.
I'm still keeping it though.
>Callie will never be your adorable daughterfu
>You will never take Callie to school
>You will never teach Callie to tie her shoelaces
>You will never go with Callie to the Zoo
>You will never drive Callie to her prom
>You will never hug Callie at her graduation
Literally why live
Ignore him, he's drunk
What do Rainy's glasses have? These names remind me of old pokemon cards like 'Brocks Geodude'
> Playing Rainmaker with Splash-o-matic
> Flounder Heights
> We have the lead, they have Rainmaker in our courtyard
> They take out two of us, third one facerushes the carrier and trades with someone
> I hide nearby in the chaos, 1 vs 3
> 3 of them hurriedly try to pop the shield while my team respawns
> I pop out and activate SUCTION BOMB RUSH
> I throw all of the bombs at the shield
> I'm on the other side of it, so they can't see me
> Shield blows up and splats all three of them
I LOVE doing this.
No for real, he ordered them from me.
They are literally the first offbrand triple I got.
Deco is going to be amazing, I think.
Point Sensors help with its support and suppression role, and Kraken is better than Inkstrike.
Splash Wall gave the Heavy huge ink problems, and it didn't really need it with its huge range. Just helped to make up for its close range weakness, which Kraken does too.
I can't help but fear it'll be a worse custom jet squelcher, slightly less range and point sensors are trash compared to burst bombs. plus if you overextend with kraken you have the built-in delay and the wind-up time before you can start inking again. also, it takes a ton of investment to damage stack it to 33.3 per shot compared to the CJS.
i'll still use the fuck out of it because I love splatlings but I don't expect it to be that good. it's definitely going to be way better at spreading ink than the CJS, which is the main thing I like about it.
>RM slightly to the right of where it starts
>Somehow get trapped between the shield and the corner of the wall
>Team shooting the shield like it's 1899
This is why we need a 'Help' or 'Stop' command.
adding to this I think the default heavy's kit really is perfect for it. it's unquestionably the best inkstrike user and inkstrike is amazing in the right hands. it's not as good at abusing walls as the 52 but it can still put out a ton of pressure and ride the tower too.
the deco is... maybe the best point sensor user? (that isn't really saying much) and merely "okay" at abusing kraken. maybe i'm wrong and this kit is perfect on the heavy splatling but I don't think it'll be a great kraken user.
>you will never try to take the cum stains out of her school uniform
Aside from a minor change still looks almost the same, I have octobully pic I'm gonna do.
the woomy will have the same outfit
>enemies splatting me literally seconds after they get splatted themselves
>shot at from behind walls at seemingly random
>half the people had a spic name
man thank fuck i get good connection with japs so i don't deal with this shit often
>next game there was a krakon and carbon duo that always stuck together and warped around like fuck, carbon sending swarms of seekers from the grave and krakon going kraken from the grave
this is the first and last time i play during these hours
Oh dear, the enemy teams is suddenly more aggressive and seems to know where everyone is before they get there again. Didn't see that one coming!
all praise splatoon's excellent netcode
i have the same abilities on the sporty hat
triple run speed
There are three factors IMO
1) being good. You need to be able to aim, anticipate enemy squid movements, and be adept at using your weapon.
2) connection quality. If your finding that squids are warping around the place and appearing out of nowhere, avoid playing ranked (or if you do, use ranged weapons so your not going to mysteriously get splat every 5 seconds). You might want to play turf for a while to judge how bad your connection is at a particular time of day.
3) sheer luck. if your team are complete idiots, nothing will save you.
Hosting again, lets go!
Any weapon/rank welcome.
all these people bragging about their rare arrowbands when I'll always have the best.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
i find the idea of hotglue repulsive but i would not hesitate for a second to cum on a callie amiibo's tentacles
callies tits vs maries ass splatfest when
>tfw when Calliefag but all about dat ass
That splarfest would be pure suffering
1 spot open in squad!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
Yeah it dissolves all ongoing lobbies so people can be placed on the new maps/game modes, I can see your back though.
Also don't worry about it.
>tfw Calliefag and tits man
life is good
they're closer to her heart
>my controller is drifting like hell
guys im going to restart my wii u just gimme a few minutes
>10 seconds pass
>connection is unstable
>be A- 12
>"okay, this is it, I'll give it my all!"
>round going well
>"aww yeah we will win!"
>suddenly everybody in my team disconnects except me
>all four against me
>one minute left
I actually raged so hard I threw the controller hard. I haven't done that in like 20 fucking years, no joke
THE SALT. I TASTE IT.
Would you be so kind to calm me down by posting cute squids?
I'm just glad that the one time I ever pressed the "C'mon!" button, the guy with the Rainmaker actually listened and followed.
I mean I can't believe that happened but damn am I glad that it did.
>Artist signed every panel.
At A- you should have been good enough to fight off the whole enemy team!
>mfw the devs realized TC was a mistake and now RM+SZ show up way more often than it
SHOW ME YOUR DUNK FACE INK
not according to the developers it isn't
>Playing against 驚き バカ and GAIJIN_KILLER~ all evening
>Connection is good and doing well in ranked
>Play against Hank, Billybob, Mom and Chet
>Teleporting and cross-map aeromemeing all game
I want America to get better internet
>hating the best rank
didn't know anyone could have such shit taste?
>everyone on their team has lag armor
>4 direct flicks required for a splat
oh my god this picture just made me realise something:
how did the rerolling shit even pass European Laws? It's essentially gambling.
And you guys may know what rating the game is supposed to receive in that case. there's a reason Pokemon games don't have game corners anymore
yeah sorry guys we kinda fucked that up, I don't like it either
what, just because there is no slot machine in sight means it's ok? I'm telling you, rerolling gear is more addictive than slots have ever been
well might as well try here, recently every match lasts 15 seconds and "connection unstable" appears, does somebody knows how to fix it by any chance?
double-standards, they think the slot machine is the problem and not the luck factor (same reason people love to open packs of trading cards) - kinda like how brutally slaughtering people en-masse and dismembering them is totally fine in video games but depicting sex is somehow not allowed.
It's impossible to say for sure just from that, but there's a good chance it's an interference issue. Splatoon handles even a bit of interference terribly. If you can choose the channel your wifi is on I'd recommend trying that. I always advise this when people are talking about connection issues and a lot of people have told me it helped
nah i sniped him a lot of times he just keep walking to me
squad, throwing yourself into enemy fire is supposed to be my job.
>running away with the rainmaker
i think someone keked bum
Considering there's laws like these.
well gtg it was fun
>tfw your hand and controller are broken
1 spot open in squad!
Yeah, my bad we lost that one, not sure what happened.
Glad I made it back just in time for the start of the match.
1 spot open!
21/4, impressed Bum.
That team was weird.
I did however actually get a triple kill with 1 Dynamo swing, it was a good game.
Dude, that salsa was so good and spicy. Mrs. Renefro's habanero salsa.
Hope you guys found a fourth! I've got to go for the night due to responsibilities, but we'll squad again sometime!
>tfw i've played this game wireless for months without any problems
>tfw LAN adapter and everyone teleports anyways
Cant beat the god.
I'd make a joke about staying in B- and never finding japanese players, but the problem is that once you find japanese players they host the game and your wireless modem or lan adapter can go to hell
>Doesn't this bring back memories, Marie?
>The sound of the waves.
>I can't hear anything, but...
>I think it's still in my ears.
>When I played with you together as children, we could always hear the waves.
>Those fond memories of when we were little...
>And, I want to play with you like we're kids.
>Eventually, we have to grow up.
>Still, the sound of waves.
>And the sound of everyone's voice and drums...
>Never stopped ringing.
>I don't want to grow up yet.
everyone's a critic
>BlackSega has the RM
>flick point blank three times
>he starts backing up and flailing
>pursue and hit with burst bombs and flicks
>9 flicks, three burst bombs
>chase him all the way down off mid and to the wall of the side path of their base
>not until a kraken on my team hits him does he actually die.
>roll special charge up triples on Zekko
fuck please just give me what I want
what'd i do
I pressed the wrong base with my inkstrike. Forgive me.
>dogfags still trying to force the 'catfags so salty!!! xDDD' meme months after the fact