Love your supports independently of their genitals & OTP Edition
reminder that if you play any of the following champions you are the cancer that is killing league and should consider suicide:
xth for being bronze, never playing this champ, yet still spamming him in solo queue because of a new skin
Have any of you guys used vulcun before
is it ok
is it safe
>want to be warm but i am cold
>wrap my self in blankets but still cold
is this what death is
> Saving up for Harrowing skins
> They're almost certainly going to be in a bundle and on sale
> This worlds bundle pops up
> Has 3 skins I want and 2 champs I want
> It's only on sale until the 10th
> No idea when the Harrowing bundle is going up
> Can only afford one
HARROWING SKINS WHEN
PLEASE BE BEFORE THE 10TH
WHAT DO I BUY LOLG?
does that mean its a scam
as ive feared
LVL 6 TOWER DIVE, YOU CAN TAKE 2 FREE TURRET SHOTS
GET CDR EARLY FROM WARRIOR ENCHANT AND ANOTHER BRUT FOR MORE DROP PARTIES
DONT BOTHER USING YOUR E ON CAMPS UNTIL YOU GET SOME AD OR UNTIL ITS LVL 3
DO Q W E FOR BIT HEALTIER CLEAR FOR MORE ATTACKS BLOCK OR Q W Q FOR A BIT FASTER CLEAR
MAX R > Q > E > W
CAMP ONE LANE IF YOU HAVE TO, YOUR GANKS ARE AMAZING, TRY GANKING LVL 3 IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT, IF NOT THEN LEVEL 4 FOR SURE, DONT BOTHER GANKING BOT BEFORE 6
>tfw more interested in buying ward skins than actual skins
>anon makes a post to brag about having his first good game
>he has a negative win/loss in fucking norms
why does this shit happen so often here?
Lamb has a nice butt
>w/l ratio means shit
found the bronze shitter, kill yourself my man.
That Zed hater guy from yesterday, this ones for you.
>ace enemy team
>your team wants to do second dragon instead of taking towers
Greetings to you all! Only 6 days remain until the end of the season, have you achieved your goals for Ranked this season?
You have somewhere over 144 hours to become the best you can be. If you're feeling discouraged don't just give up! Just believe that you can do it, because you can do it.
Git gud or git rekt, the choice is yours. Climb that ladder, boys!
i fucking hate dragon
>ace enemy team
>we have been losing entire game so we have no drag buffs
>baron is up
>drag is up
Your team has to snowball and still has a mediocre teamfight.
Panth is gonna be mindlessly aggro vs go and accomplish nothing, get ganked by kha and snowball him allowing GP to freefarm while kha and thresh pick your team off.
>argue with friend
>"yea but your KDA is trash"
>who gives a fuck as long as you win
>one month later
>oh nice man you got 2 divisions oohhh but that KDA
>"its all about win rate man"
literally what the fuck. this guy just uses whatever argument fits him for the better.
i achieved my goal in terms of ranking, but i think i'm too anxious to branch out away from my comfy champs.
what do i do, /lolg/? if i stop spamming my 2 freelo champs i'll descend into negative w/l and get mocked! :/
I've been in his situation before. The twist side that happens in solo is that his team will actually win cause they snowball hard off the enemy team making stupid mistakes. Then give up cause they don't realize they scale harder due to having better teamfights. But it won't matter cause teams that get desperate will skirmish in the jungle against a zed and a rengar like idiots.
the only dick on kindred is wolf's
where does your husbando lie on the chart?
I mean like is darius really have an incestuous relationship with draven or is he actually straight
CH, Riven on a Pbe Account is Rare ??
How do I build Riven, Fiora, and Irelia? I'm going to be learning them all so i can main top, but I don't know how to build them anymore. the item builds i go are from months ago, before all of the new item changes.
OFFICIAL "killyourself my man" fag tier lising
relative to their initial mmr, yes, but not necessarily in the absolute. you see people smurfing to masters with 80-20 record or whatever, but that doesn't mean they're better than the guy that's 250-230 and plateaued around the same mmr.
same applies to people who don't play much and just do their placement and climb to whatever x5 division they want to and then stop playing ranked again
>Be Forecast Lady
>Jungler Jax is getting fed off of mid lane who is flaming about camp in all chat
>Naturally he keeps getting camped
>Decide to abandon my retarded ADC
>Follow Jax around and help him with ganks
>Snowball him to infinite damage
>Knock up anybody who tries to fight him
im quitting this game until the end of next season after i reach diamond
i literally only play this game 2 weeks every year
this game isnt fun. its stupid shit where you get screwed over by your teammates
fiora is tiamat into phage into hydra into black cleaver into tank/bloodthrister/ER
irelia is triforce into botrk into tank
phage first on irelia unless you can complete whole sheen and are confident in winning an allin
dont play riven she is for trash players
Not the guy you responded too, but I can see us going back to the shitty assassin meta. When Leblanc and Talon had silences and could 1 shot you and you couldnt flash away.
Remember how shit that was? That's what's going to happen.
Yeah, normally it's that way. People get massive bonerz if they think they can pick Sivir/Morgana/Ali into Blitz. You won't do shit vs people good with these champs, but there's always this one guy who will fuck up their good playstyle.
I think you read backwards, I like being Alistar and having people pick blitz against me. Most blitz pickers at my MMR are people who didn't want to support and expect easy cheesy laning.
MOST CANCER TOP LANER LIST
1.Renekton (wheres the counterplay?!!?)
2. Rumble( JELLYMAD! HUEAHUAEHUAE)
3.Riven(EXPONENTIAL SCALINGS YAY!)
4.Gongplonk(MORE POWDER. FREE GOLD??! FREE TRUE DAMAGE?!)
5.Fiora(I WIN AT TIAMAT+BC. I AM A BALL OF STATS.70% MAX HP TRUE DAMAGE)
6.LMAO'Gath( FREE SUSTAIN?FREE HP? FREE 1k TRUE DAMAGE ON a 30 SECOND CD?)
tops laners that should be on the above list but in reality only shitters lose to them
i wish i had competent teams like this all the time in b3
>play kog maw on beta
>nobody protects you
not sure what I was expecting
guess the only thing preventing people from stomping as kog is that they don't cooperate
oh wait lol there's 4 & 5 man queue in ranked now lol nvm
I fucking hate this shit ass game and all the people playing it.
Just some perfect moments from the last few ranked games.
>ekko jungle with tank items instead of anything remotely damaging, 0/7 we are the noobs. flame the shit out of him to buy something useful like a luden and he just buys a fucking iceborn gauntlet
>our farmsus utterly rekt by an olaf under OUR TURRET at the 10 min mark
>our garen is getting fucked by an ad leona top ALL ALONE
>didnt help me with gromp
>watching bot level 2 fight
>our vayne could've doubled instead he was dodging the fucking nothing and managed to not kill the 10 hp jinx, he had fucking 4 seconds to land an autoattack and all he did was mess around the minions, meanwhile jinx landed about 3-4 autos, end game 2-9 vayne with pro as fuck attack speed build
>blitz playing all rampage mode trying to fuck everything up failing miserably
>faggot who was crying for mid didnt get it so went full troll tresh and ended up with 16 deaths
>our vayne fucking bought a thornmail instead of dmg or smth
>game consists of pussies im playing mid our fiora was 4-3-1 at the 25th min mark he didnt do anything until he could jump in for a 200 hp lasthit
>our rengar couldnt use his ult at all, never landed a 5 stack hit on champions
>20 min game, 0-5 yasuo, 0-5 trist 0-5 mundo
>amumu jungle who didnt gank at all so heimer faced off against olaf and riven on top my support taking the farm from me and just going full rambo, all game getting harassed for "lol dat varus build what a noob", after these fuckers die i end up quadding the full fed fuckers and ending the game alone
>haven't played in awhile
>queue up for a normal
>5 minutes in our ryze dc's
>enemy renekton teleports bottom during a gank
>cant recover obviously because its 4v5 now
>can't surrender for 15 more minutes
I forgot how fun this game was
>£5 for a skin
Please tell me you goys don't enable this.
>Renekton uses all his fury to combo you in lane
>has no stun for 10 seconds no dash for 20 seconds and no red bars
>hurr how do I possibly fight this champ I just can't think of anything
>ace enemy team
>your team wants to do baron at half health instead of ending the fucking game
>tfw all skins and other RP-priced stuff were bought with tournament prizes on your account
>SHIT MEME TIER ONLY GOOD IN GOLD> SOLOQ.
>renekton dashes in aa+w +q and dashes out before you can retaliate
>his w and e are on cd he has no ragebar
>he has more hp than he had before the trade and his q will be up soon
>your lane is pushed as fuck and if you try to fight back you need to tank a whole minionwave
yeah nice counterplay IDIOT
I've been leveling up as ADC but I really want to transition out in to a different role, mid or top since I'm still pre-30. What are some good champs to focus on when starting out? Are there any that I should look stronger in the PBE that I should get a head start on?
Having some nice harrowing skins would be a bonus.
Any assassin champ.
Apart from Jax.
Because in their mind blitz is the support they take to carry the ADC they assume is bad.
They think they're better than their MMR and can godhand.
Meanwhile my team is a cow and a bunch of mobile or tanky fucks.
Ekko pure tank is bad yes. if your going to go tanky dont get anything past Deadmans/Cinder/Abyssal
Fiora scales harder than tryndamere and has sustain to keep him from getting to tower
she can nullify lane and out sustain him thanks to every part of her kit proccing lifesteal (except W). trynda cant tower dive her thanks to her mobility with ult/Q
Claim your waifu before you get keked!
Claiming fox butt <3
ekko tank jungle is good yeah, you dont have to go cinderhulk to be considered as a "tank" and you can solo the enemy adc or mid and get out while being too long to kill to be worth focusing
by "tank" i mean dmp/abyssal/sterak/banshe eventually if you are feed as fuuck you can get a zhonya after the abyssal
>Do fine in lane
>Bot lane is a massacre between a Graves who is fucking angry and our Xin Zhao Jungle
>Somehow keep the game even, everyone's trying not to fight
>"I'll ward baron"
>I face check literally every brush with my E
>Get to river bush corner, face check that one, put down the ward
>Immediately as I do so I'm hit with a Thresh hook and the entire enemy team from just outside the bush
>Team proceeds to get baron and we fall apart.
It was a close game and I respect them for winning but jesus christ.
Ever lose a game not because of a bad decision but because of coincidence?
People overestimate themselves a lot. That happens in every division.
>mfw brown girls are best
what kinds of champs do you play?
Why does zac have to have zero carry potential
At least with junglers that do damage I have a CHANCE if all three damage-dealers on the team are idiots, but
She's mine, you wretched (ucks!
I will fucking 1v1 you IRL for her. Let's see how well you fight when you're missing your trachea!
zac is way too relevant on hitting his E to be an interesting pick, especially since everything interrupt it, also if you fuck up your early or get the enely jungler shitting in your jungle you are fucked for the whole game
That's a cute Ahri. You should post more.
build Hydra and BC
shit on retards with your % max hp true damage
Hydra, Randuins/Spirit Visage if you don't have a tank in team which happens 2/3 of games to me, BC
Learn to land W
If you are getting owned, just farm with Q and run back
Rest is practice and ebin playz
I guess I had the coming, but real answer someone please.
>bandlebro ahri sketches
I wish she would do more Ahri or more humans. If she just keeps drawing yordles, she'll never improve at drawing human anatomy.
After more deserving and better waifus get buffs
imagine at the start of worlds after CLG had won the NA LCS someone told you that DL&PoB would be kicked after worlds and xmithie would remain
like jesus christ george I get that some players are toxic and hurt the team but xmithie is just fucking terrible, i'm pretty sure he wouldn't even be able to get on a challenger team
Yeah her Ahri is qt af. I want to see her do Nidalee or maybe Nami, too.
>adc is so shit early they'd just feed if they TP'd anywhere
nah, the real reason why you don't see adc's run tp is because even if they did tp to another lane they have zero threat because no crowd control
you could definitely make vayne/ashe/varus bot with tp work
She should be drawing Jinx, not your boring ass slut.
A slight base mana buff, especially after literally every Mage got one with the changes with preseason changes isn't shit.
They were supposed to rework her passive so it was actually worth a shit.
Can somebody post the "me in cancun" meme? I know one of you niggers still has it.
THIS GAME IS FOR FAGGOTS
THIS IS WHY OP LIKES It
Dude, shut the fuck up. I dont give a fuck about your waifu trash. I said Ahri for example, or more humans.
You sound stupid as fuck when you get all butthurt from seeing Ahri. I would gladly see her draw Jinx too, you little faggot.
>not building a fuckton of pure ad for your ebin 480% ad ratio ult
Might as well post the full video. She has the perfect hair desu
>Slows don't affect dash distance
They really fucking should. Not ALL slows obviously but things like Exhaust should.
And yet Cass didn't get jack shit, the only change she saw was a nerf over 6 months ago. Since then she's been buried and blatantly ignored by Riot despite being in the gutter for the entirety of that time.
You are playing a TEAM-ORIENTED GAME
With RANDOM INDIVIDUALS
Of course luck plays a significant part in winning, no matter how hard you carry, you alone cannot win the game, you need to rely on others.
You are only 1 person in a team of 5, your skill can increase the chances of winning, but no matter how good you are you cannot make up for 4 other people
>game loads in
>Vayne: sory guys im reall drunk rihgt now haha
Place your bets, im the viktor here
How do I irelia
>One guy is afk for the warmup
>Enemy gets full bush control and keeps us shoved under tower the whole game
>"Sorry guys was takin a dump xD"
>get mad about things that happen in aram
>go 0/5 in lane because olafs laning phase is retardedly strong
>start roaming with nautilus instead of staying top
>get a few kills
>later get pentakill
pretty nice game desu lolbabs
>Beating kindred like the pile of shit she is
>Trying to wait it out to finish her off
>Now I have 10 hp
>She gets healed from her ult, autos me and then I die
>Every time I try to fight her I end up dying because of this shit when I would have beat her every single time if her ult wasn't so broken
>At the end of every fight she says "EZ"
What is the chemo to this cancer?
>game loads in
>30 secs into the game two people dont move
>1min into the game they still dont move or buy items
>1:30 announcer says minions have spawned and they buy their items and go to lane
whew close one.
>go 0/5 in lane because olafs laning phase is retardedly strong
>Riven loses to Olaf because he has a strong laning phase
>strong laning phase
>stronger than Riven's
>You think Olaf made you go 0/5 because of his champ and not because you're bad
Dude I have 120k Mastery points in Riven and even I know she's retardedly strong. You're just bad.
Lmao you stupid fag. We can clearly see your ping and thus are able to tell you're the viktor. Retard lol.
>there are still people in this thread who thought Kayle was cancer back in S3 even though she legitimately sucked ass
>there are people who think LeBlanc and Diana are cancer
Probably because Riven has an aoe execute and aoe on all of her other damage abilities.
I like Lux. I hate Swift though.
Xerath is good against mids that he can just outpoke all day. He's kind of like Ziggs.
Yeah I guess. such is the curse of not being balanced enough to have all resourceless
AoE skills, 4 dashes and 60% AD scaling on AAs.
You are literally pulling that information out of your ass. Her ult interacts with everyone. The only possible extra heal she could have is her W, and that heal isn't all that great.
>be in lobby
>kalista with smite and clarity claiming that she's gonna troll
>2 other people talking nonsense
>last seconds someone dodges
A HUGE WAVE OF RELIEF SPLASHES OVER ME
>Counter jungle and gank perfectly
>No one assists with ganks or initiations
>Everyone is getting fucked while their enemies camp my lane
>There's also a chance that 1-2 people will be afk every ranked game
Mobility and damage are completely separate on Udyr tho? I just wish the game had as insane contribution timers for pentakills as it has for the enemy "killing" you via towers/minions.
Are you actually, honestly implying that you are stupid enough to let Nid walk up to you without her landing spears on you? As Riven no less.
A cup of bleach is the cure you need my frends.
Spider tits is mine
Her ult heals every champ inside of it, including enemies. You're delusional.
Anyways if you want to know how to beat her, you have to deny her stacks. If she gets her first 6 REALLY early then it's over and you have to rely on her fucking up positioning. Even then she can compensate with her many flips, ult, and slow.
Kindred is strong right now but I don't think she's as ban worthy as ranked players are making her out to be. She doesn't scale very well if she's not constantly getting stacks (the speed of which slows considerably after she gets 6). ADC's like Trist, Vayne, MF, and Jinx outscale her pretty hard and will always win 1v1s unless they're considerably behind Kindred.
I think the main reason people are banning her is because she has a semi-strong early game and can shred tanks late game after she gets her LW. She can't 1v2 or anything crazy. If you catch her out she dies like any normal ADC.
>All this time no one claimed Syndra.
She is still mine, now and forever
Not with her ult active it isn't.
>All of Riven's Dashes are "only slightly longer than Lee Q"
This is the point where you realize that's exactly the fucking point. Most other champs have untargeted dashes that are half of that, 70% max.
>be in ranked lobby
>first pick locks in Karthus
>I play suicide Karthus
>don't worry its OP XD
>someone dodges at the last second
thank god, and on second thought I'll just go play a different game
ODing is not a good way to try and kill yourself.
I'm fine now, getting help :3c
>Nidalee appears in lane
>have to back up because 2 champs > 1
>Nidalee goes cat, pounces towards me
>can't counterattack because her ally is close
>Nidalee pounces, swipes, take downs
>takes more damage than she does
>Nidalee runs away to her ally and heals
>rinse and repeat
Meanwhile I'm getting no farm and missing xp while taking damage and my opponent is getting a free lane.
No spears required.
(I'm not even the riven player but I've seen this more than enough to know what he's talking about. If nobody comes to help you, you lose lane.
So I reached gold for the season and now I want to work on expanding my champion pool in regs.
I'm super interested in playing malzahar. Any high elo malz players want to share builds/materies/runes and strats?
I just watched this:
and I'm wondering if ad malzahar is even remotely viable or a complete meme
or if ad marks are worth it for early, then going ap because as I understand his voidling scales 1-1 with ad
/lolg/ do I
Buy zombie brand
Buy underworld tf and trade 2 mystery skins with a buddy
That's my point. I was complaing that because of lack of AoE I'm fucked to only get tripples and doubles when I should get Pentas on Udyr. because everyone starts running when they see you just killed their top laner and jungler, while riven can mash Q and get everyone because of how far her AoE moves her and the execute.
It's a skill matchup, but Olaf does generally win lane against Riven because he DOES have a strong laning phase. If you can live through Riven's level two cheese you win your lane.
You guys seriously can't even begin to comprehend how much I want to fuck Miss Fortune
I want to cum inside Ahri's tight fox pussy.
Mad Max Graves skin when?
ODing is basically the attentionwhore way of pretending you want to off yourself
everybody knows it doesn't work that's why people do it, they want to look like they're serious but deep down they don't want to die
>yfw NA 0-10
>yfw their teams are falling apart under petty teenage drama
>always see that cropped picture of secret agent MF's ass(you know the one)
have searched all of exhentai/Rule34/e621/sankakucomplex for it
still will never find it
>come to the crippling reality that it was made by a drawfag who either never finished it or is hiding in the deepest darkest depths of Pixiv
why is life full of so much suffering
>Implying those multiple short dashes don't fuck up melee's more than anything.
The 4 dashes on her are more obnoxious than one long one because she can constantly keep fuckign with you, keeping you out of range and measuring to see if she can fuck you up with her 50% stronger AA's or just go the full distance. And if you try and close in with a dash of your own, she can just change directions.
It's a fucking pain in the ass no matter how you put it.
this is exactly what happened last year to EU
Na will be the circus scene this year but TSM will be the new FNC
or it will just be a shit show again
you haven't searched nearly hard enough but i feel like spoonfeeding today
This must be the first time I wanna bone a french girl.
Theres a chance it could work fantastically
Theres also a chance it will implode so dramatically that the ensuing keks will be heard around the world
I'm rooting for both possibilities
I'll try to draw some other champs, I'm just still rusty and practicing on my own a bunch. My bad, I'll keep working on it.
I've drawn her once or twice.
just get a busty gf and make her cosplay
>No Road Warrior Zed to make him look like Jagi
>No Arwing Corki
>No Beekeeper Singed
>No Arcade Trundle with a Wac-a-Mole theme
>No Sion anything
>No Mafia Lucian
>No Orcish Sejuani
>No Light/Hero themed Viktor skin
>No futuristic Orianna skin (Think iBlitzcrank)
You must be pretty bad as her if you die that fast with the <4 second spam shield when you have 40% cdr. Which btw scales off her bonus AD at 100% ratio while being an instantaneous dash.
When looking at the ratio of damage:mobility, hers is the highest.
>TSM is about to turn into the most frightening monster the west has ever seen
Hauntzer and Doublelift sure send a chill down my spine