Stay Indoors edition
reposting, I really need some help
I'm really fucking shit at laning and in general
if I solo lane I either feed as a motherfucker or are irrelevant
if I go botlane I either go decent if I adc or my adc leaves me after feeding Jinx three kills and I try to push the lane and at least take a tower
I really have no idea of what to do
I'm shit, but so are the people at my level, which makes this even harder
always get stomped, I'm on 13 games lose streak against a variety of Fizz, Jinx and friends
IMPORTANT PLEASE VOTE
I love Lissandra!
Ashe Sejuani and Anivia a shit
Honestly, who doesn't? Crazy eyes is the shit
You guys need to get gassed and especially Jakek.
>Right now I have AD, AP, and Attack Speed (jungle).
that's bread and butter. you might want a page with a lot of armor/hp for support as well but that's it. rest is really preference/optimization, e.g. for hecarim you'd want an armor pen red + move speed quint page or for jungle diana attack speed red + ap quint.
>Should I get hybrid pen for jungle?
nah hybrid pen isn't worth on many heroes. i'd get it for ap fizz if you know how to go ham in lane but otherwise it's pretty lackluster.
I really don't think I'm going to be able to get out of gold 1.
Its a giant shit show right now.
what's the fucking point
i know i'l come back to it again some day
i'm basically fucking addicted to this shit.
the few games of high make me love it so much, when i have so many good plays and sick moments it really makes it worth it, then I get 11 ranked games in a row of garbage and I honestly feel like human trash.
i tied to self worth to a fucking video game and now im going to probably fucking hurt myself socially and physically probs hahaha fuck
Not if you give me your main account.
There is no way you'll be able to sit through leveling another one later.
I'm trying to help you here.
It's your best option to be honest.
I didn't think so either, then I had Bob Ross play in the background
xth for remove scaling base armour for Assassin champs
Think Death's Dance is gonna enable him (more)? Dunno man. Not sure how good his DPS will be with less AS and more crit on TF (and how is he going to outdps ADC shitters with all their new items, UGH).
>beating new graves
got buffed, he's decent top jungle or supp
got reworked, cancer as fuck
he was forgotten
got reworked in 2014, if you missed it he's kinda different but not massively. His passive is a mana one though.
>When you get a new skin and go on a massive winning streak with it
Played him on the pbe a few times and the 60ad warrior along with the 20% critchance absolutely rapes adc shitters, that might be because everyone sucks dick on the pbe, but still hes pretty strong
I would tell you to make some friends but I've already given up on that as well.
>Masters promos 1-0
>Get a bunch of teams with ~3 adc mains each
>Drop down to D1 20 LP
>Back on the grind when I could be resting right now
To be fair, Russians have had some pretty hilarious (yet useful and practical) solutions to warfare.
Like making AK versions of ANYTHING, and how they are all fucking indestructible, or their katyusha's (Rocket launchers, the stereotypical kind that fires over 20 at once), tanks that could run on anything flammable basically, etc, etc. Not sure if they made any great advancments in weapon tech recently however.
Nautilus is great at supporting/jungle
Gangplank got reworked into a better and stronger champion and is broken levels of cancer now
No one cares about Yorick, he's always been the same
Xerath got reworked into a better and stronger champion
Post yfw preseason hits live
Can't wait to try out new graves and quinn. I hope the shotgun feels really satisfying, especially with its sound effects. I hope the new jungle items will help fiddlesticks.
What I'm gonna be worried and confused about though are the new starting items. Shit like the cull makes me wonder what starting item looks good on my usually picked champs.
deathfire touch basically gives him an additional base damage and ratio on his poison, but he has to go 18 in the offensive tree for that
Graves feels pretty nice, getting up close feels super rewarding (probably too much). I wouldn't hold your breath on fiddle.
>mfw preseason hits live and I can spam Zed.
Stopped playing a few months ago when I realized that I have to abuse the current fotm cancer to climb
If you input buffer a knockback, can you prevent damage/effects from jumps and dashes like Alistar's W, Zac's E, Khazix' E or Irelia's Q?
are you asking if you can knock back someone mid dash and stop the damage? if so, sometimes. Riot just chooses some dashes to have their damage stopped and some don't. Fizz for example won't do damage if he doesn't reach you with his dash, pantheon will.
I just reached Silver I.
6 days until Gold. I really hope I don't go on a losing streak. I don't have friends so winning isn't guaranteed.
at what rank does jungler not have to ask for leash? I'm Silver I and still see people rushing their lanes instead of helping jungler.
Tank ekko jungle with triforce. Thoughts? Can't really think of anything else that would be better on tank ekko jungle as a single damage item. Possibly zhonyas or void staff but I still think triforce would be better considering his decent base ad, the mana being helpful, how easily he gets sheen procs and how he benefits from as.
I've been keked by TP half the season
Can't wait for Season 6
>What is youtube
Get ready to pick le op reworked adcs or lose. Everytime riot reworks something it just becomes broken af. See: all juggernauts, gp, fiora, sion (before nerfs) etc.
I used to get anxiety before games about that. Mute flamers and remember its just a game. I smoke weed for anxiety now, though.
>inb4 DUDE WEED LMAO
>pretentious nigger threatens hotshot to leave if cancerlift isn't kicked
>cancerlift is kicked
>nigger still negotiating his contract
>godshot didn't make him sign a contract first before kicking cancerlift
george is the absolute madman
Who are the most weeb champions in league?
I'm totally not asking because i want to play them or anything..
I agree with this... it's not the same without ''RUINED'' and ''MAGIC!!'' and all the other bullshit from chat... I'm gonna miss the channel.
it is required to watch anime to play her at an effective level
he likes anime and cosplays.
>Aphro hates Doublelift
>Turns out he approached the board directly and said, "Him or me"
>Doublelift says they aren't friends anymore
>Aphromoo acts all innocent acting like he doesn't know why Doublelift said that and gathers sympathy from Twitch chat
>Reddit can't stop sucking his cock
I've been saying for years this nigger is an asshole and he's finally shown his true colours. A real friend would talk to Doublelift about the ultimatum first instead of going directly to the CEO.
>play first game in months
>sure whatever ill take blitz and have some fun missing hooks
>first pick calls support, picks shen
>worry.jpg but fuck its just normal draft
>take ashe because lel only 1 active basically
>laning is me trying to farm in a 1v2 because shen is useless
>30 something minutes in, everyone grouped mid
>shen starts walking back and forth towards enemies
>ping back and say "15s ulti"
>obviously thats what shens was waiting for and immediately flash taunts, except without taunting anybody
>we get jumped, shen ults full hp zac
>clean ace for enemy
>die with 2-3 seconds to ult, not that it would change anything when me and zac were last alive with tiny bits of hp left
>everyone dead and my ult goes greenlight
>shen is the first one to blame me for throwing because i didnt use ult in fight
>zac and ahri jump on the hate train and they both go afk because "fuck this noobs teams riot fix this retards wtf"
cya in couple weeks
>A real friend would talk to Doublelift about the ultimatum first instead of going directly to the CEO.
>hey, I'm going to leave or you're going to, what do you think?
are you retarded?
They will continue to fail as they always have.
chauster was the biggest cancer in CLG by a long shot
the worst part is reddit has rewritten history into saying Chauster was at a point in time the single best player in LoL and that he could play every single role when he was just a very noisy support player with a gigantic ego
I decided to at least do my placements after not playing ranked all season.
Is my MMR really this fucking gutter trash? I haven't seen this shit since I leveled up my account
>Hey man, we've worked together for years now and had good times and bad times. You know you're my bro, right? That's why this is a hard decision for me, but I believe it's in the best interests of CLG as a whole to get a new ADC. I know how much you've given to the team over the years and I was right there with you for a lot of it, but we both want CLG to succeed, right? I just don't see any other choice at this point man, but it's been a tough choice for me.
>Aphro: Hey DL, there's an emergency meeting.
>DL: What's it about?
>Aphro: I'm not sure.
>Aphro: Hey Mylixia, I want DL to go. It's me or him.
>Aphro: It's just business, bro.
>Hey dude you've been fucking cancer to me and everyone for 3 years now and we and management have talked about this many times but do you think you can finally change? You'll try? That's great I believe you again
ALRIGHT, promos to Bronze I in LAN, bets?
>played a game when gangplank VU was released, during the bilgewater event
>won the game i played using him
>i still didn't get the damn captain skin
the fuck riot.
>OH WOW, these changes are so fucking cool.
>I can't wait to adapt all this new stuff and use this as an opportunit-
>WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, 5 MAN PREMADE SOLOQUEUE'S FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK
I'll deliver name change, if the five first replies guesses my waifu.
name is somewhat related to said waifu
So for the whole last year everyone in the company tried to get dlift to integrate into the team, he was a constant topic in team discussion and aphro as the team captain made a decision to benefit the team climate. It's weird that doublelift is actually surprised. Is he a legit autistic to not realise how cancerous he was to the whole team? I mean does he not pick up on social cues? How did he not realise he's literally toxin?
>It's not his decision to kick double,
He clearly has tons of sway and pull as team captain when he can even make such an outrageous ultimatum with a straight face in the first place.
Also, reread my post: he doesn't have to say DL will be kicked. He can just inform him that that's what he wants to do and think is best for the team. Not talking to DL about it and announcing it out of the blue in front of the board like that is purely a dick move.
>Just business, bro
use a skin replacer for captain
I bet on your team if Tristana and TF aren't horrible, you can carry on your own but its going to be hard
This, not being a fat lard and kind of more jolly in relation to new base GP makes it for me
There's only room for one ADC in my heart.....
Corki is for ranked only
>How did he not realise he's literally toxin?
Judging from the Vlog, he actually knows he's toxic as fuck but thinks that because he's been with CLG nearly from the start and is such a desirable player that he'll never be benched. Sort of like a Kobe Bryant scenario, except even more of an asshole.
Some people can't help but rage all the time, which is why you see half of the shitposters in these threads complain about getting chat restricted.
Who ever gave me the idea to play Nami so much last season? This was so fucking stressful, I can't trust anyone to do anything right. Zyra or bust
Her bottom half is fish, and there's that fan art of Nami getting cum on and saying she doesn't lay eggs. By process of retardation, the obvious conclusion is that she lays fishy eggs underwater and Fizz swims by to jizz on them.
>Hello CLG fans, I know you're all wondering what our next step is going to be after having our most successful split as an LCS team yet. To follow up CLG's first ever LCS championship and first trip to World's in 2 years we've decided to further improve our roster by removing our toxic fratboy coach, replacing our toxic mid laner who didn't communicate enough with a nice korean boy who barely lasted one season in LCK and failed to qualify for NA LCS this past year.
>We've also decided to remove our toxic ad carry superstar who single-handedly stopped CLG from getting relegated twice and could have gone to any other team he wanted to in North America for the past 3 years. And likely gotten paid more. Unfortunately he failed to trust in his teammates enough and according to the "Lyte Test" he is too toxic an asset to keep on the team.
>But don't worry CLG fans! We've brought in a definitively non-toxic adc WildTurtle and kept Xmithie because he isn't toxic!
>play Leona because forced to support
>tell adc that we can all in their support at level 2 if we hit it before them
>he says ok
>gets in lane
>misses all cs he can
>they hit level 2
>he walks up to them, right in the middle of their minion wave, and dies at level 1
I should have dodged
Don't hate me, Cass is just behind Yas and so is Lux
except according to clg, doublelift hasn't been a cancer to the team this year and the only reason he got kicked was because of aphro.
nah, kumiho/kitsune are virgin
she's a good tease, tho
To play Devil's Advocate, this could be PR from both parties: Reginald to justify the poaching and Mylixia to sell a player they wanted to get rid of.
But yeah, I think DL being toxic is way overblown in S5. He actually seems a lot better than before.
What really killed me was seeing him hug Aphro with pure joy after some games and Aphro didn't bother hugging back, just looking disgusted instead.
Under what light do you like to view your waifu lolg?
If Doublelift is such a goodboy and dindu nuffin why did CLG go with Aphro over him?
>believing anything regiape the master of toxicity (who broke chaox and oddone and basically obliterated dyrus), has to say about anything at all
The guy is a born liar trying to pr himself and his brand as best as possible. Making Aphro out to be the bad guy is basically bad PR for CLG.
POSTEM + Season Progress
June: Gold 1 100 LP 2-0 Plat Series Start +16 W/L
Now: Gold 5 17 LP -11 W/L
What kills me is that I'm 95% sure Hotshot didn't have a backup option and CLG is going to end up with WildTurtle or Stixxay as their adc while Freeze goes to Renegades or Coast
A riot dev just admitted on Reddit that they made Tahm Kench based on the smug pepe meme
How does /lolg/ feel about this?
because it gets him mad dosh and fans, he learned his leason after kicking xpecial almost cost him worlds and they'll win LCS anyway thanks to the roster he's getting with all his money
I haven't done my promos yet
I've played tons of normals and can manage nearly perfect CS in the first 10 minutes every game and regularly play with 2 friends that are in gold so i'm used to playing against gold and platinum players
Will it be hard for me to stay in bronze if i get placed there through some sick twist of fate?
this game is impossible to have fun in without friends
I like the splash, it's way better than the actual model, but it doens't look like Sivir.
I promise you he's sweating bullets and talking nonstop with a pr coach and the rest of the management trying to work out a way to spin this where CLG as an organization doesn't look like a group of incompetents.
More so, anyway.
Ashe a shit
Chaox got kicked because he was willingly to stand up to Regi. Once Xpecial started doing it he got kicked too. The interesting part is how long its going to take before Double and Regi hate each other and he gets kicked.
How exactly am I supposed to fight Darius as Rumble? Or any melee top for that matter, I rarely play toplane and when I do I typically go with someone ranged.
No, it's impossible to get placed in bronze unless you are literally autistic.
And if by some kind act of god you did, then you would climb out almost instantly, same goes for silver.
Those two tiers are braindead easy, it's hilarious. Doesn't get hard til high plat.
Regi is going to fucking own Double. Remember how Chauster easily made Double his bitch? He's been getting away with his shit because he has to deal with Link, Hotshot, Nien, Dexter, Pobs, Aphro.
The first time he tries to be smart he's going to get shut down so hard he will be licking Regi's balls like Dyrus was.
>This could have been a pre Shadow Isles Kalista
Fuck you Riot...
That's because this billion-dollar developer doesn't feel like dropping a few hundred to get splash art for Sivir that isn't cross-eyed garbage.
HO. LY. SHIT. SENPAI.
My only goal every season is to hit gold :^)
>LAN = BR
We won, Amumu went afk after he missed a gank with shaco, for some reason.
>Gnar goes all in onme
>but i W'd too soon, so he gets to level 6 after stunning me but me using my W that i die
how is that even possible
if you're alone with a guy and ask him to hold your hand he wil do it 100% of the time
if you do that as a guy she will think you're a weirdo, tell everyone about it and you'll have to move town
At least I have you guys and League of Legends...
WRONG. PIC. SENPAI.
SHITS. ACTUALLY. WORSE. SENPAI.
Regi won big.
DL is near the end of his career and CLG basically burnt the bridge. DL isn't going to become a normal fag after this he'll probably want to be an analyst or streamer. All Regi has to do is play nice until DL decides to retire and basically recruit him into the TSM streaming retirement home.
Except for Sneaky, TSM basically owns Twitch LoL with DL, Oddone, Dyrus and Bjerg.
Not to mention we still haven't seen the rest of their roster this year. Reginald has made it clear that he's going to pay top fucking dollar this year to make the best TSM roster ever seen before.
He might be getting a superstar from another region or a fan favorite from North America. He hasn't even yet begun to reveal his true power level.
Now that's one ugly loading screen.
Chaox got kicked because he wasn't taking the job seriously when Reginald was trying to cultivate a professional environment. He was fucking around with girls and showing up late to practices, he would have gotten benched immediately if he was pulling that shit on any team in any region right now.
Xpecial got kicked because his passive aggressiveness was creating a poor atmosphere for the group. Pretty much proven right again considering that he got kicked from another team.
Oh also Eing bombs makes them slow in an aoe if they're not attached to an enemy unit. So if you're quick enough, you get a slow on top of the dmg even if you miss the Q and get the chance to hit a second Q due to the slow.
>there are people in diamond with 48%
>tfw keked out of 4 pentas in 4 days
why even live
>our 1k games trundle gets dragon stolen 4 times in a row
>says lee is just lucky in all chat
>pops off post game aswell
what a legend
>riot makes her with a pair of Victoria's Secret model's legs
>the gluteus maximus is non-present (it can impossible be THAT far up if she's from the human (shurimans are human, right?))
reminder that riot games are sooo afraid to sexualize something now, that they even ignore human anatomy to please reddit's SJWs
Doublelift will probably play at least 2 more years. And Regi is too abrasive a personality to last long with someone like Double anyway. Hotshot was beta so it worked, but if Regi was willing to kick the best support in NA at the time for some soloQ shitter because he couldn't handle the idea of a passive aggressive hamster talking back to him I'm going to be looking forward to these reality show episodes every week.
Give it time, it's not owners just flash wads of money at their prospective players and they just hop in their limo on the spot. They take time and consider their options before signing onto a team.
Hopefully we'll see something next week.
WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE FUCKING DIE ALREADY? WHY DO YOU PERSIST? JUST JUMP OFF OF A GODDAMN BUILDING, SHIT.
I been lagging a lot and did a ping test to NA server and see i have 3% packet loss.
This isent normal right?
>Last person we need joins
>Our team is good
>Other people leave because they left
Who's the champion you pick when your back's against the wall at 0LP?
Regi was eager to get rid of him because he was the only one on the team who challenged him. Which is why Turtle played literally one week and Chaox was instantly cut as soon as possible even though he had been with the team since the beginning and was still playing well at the time. Even throughout TSM's history the only people you will ever see arguing with Regi during old videos or scrim VoDs are TheRainMan and Chaox.
Doublelift will be metaphorically bitch slapped if he gets out of line. The whole thing he did with CLG isn't going to fly on TSM because Reginald has a spine and a brain, and most importantly he has leverage.
Aside from heated debates the only thing he's going to be doing is "sit", "stay", and "roll over"
My sivir, you look lovely today. You arent flaunting your bloodline to boys.
20% CDR + 15% from scaling runes
I play her sometimes, I don't enjoy "maining" a champion but she's what I pick when I know it's a must win. For instance that game was already 2 losses at 0LP I needed it.
To be fair, xpec argued too to a degree but earlier before he was kicked, he would argue until he realized regi was too stubborn to accept defeat and then would stop
That shit sucks though. Its extremely frustrating to me to have to deal with people that can't admit fault
>Say "I will do anything but jungle because its my weakest role"
>They make you jungle
>They flame you for being a bad jungle
This community is fucking brain dead and garbage, and it will be worse when 4 man premades do this shit to the lone solo
Except Vi's splash has her standing at a more camera-facing angle, with her legs spread and no clothing covering the gap between her legs. Her ass is also particularly pronounced
Do you know what that word means or are you just a retard?
I'm actually a normie compared to most of lolg so I actually have sex pretty often m8, I'm sure you'd have it too if you put less time into finding internet boogeymen and crying about muh esssjaydubbayoos
Which league would you
Then practice jungling
No, I just want you and your ilk to fucking die. I want to grab you by the neck and slide a kitchen knife into your eye socket, and saw away at the bone. I want to rip out your heart and share it with dingoes. I want to crush your head between bricks. I want you fucking dead you piece of shit filth.
>Some guy is taking Gross Gore's promos hostage
Any oldfags here from the old GD forums on the LoL site?
>Xpecial got kicked because his passive aggressiveness was creating a poor atmosphere for the group
I'm sure you believe that because that's exactly what Regi told you even after he literally bullied Xpecial to the point of tears and shit on both Turtle and Xpecial after a game when Xpecial was just trying to get Regi to ease off Turtle.
I'm sure Regi had nothing to do with the poor team environment or anything, not like he ever bullied his own teammates or players. Also Xpecial got kicked from Liquid because Piglet didn't like him and Steve has a hard on for Piglet even though he's notoriously toxic as fuck. Funny the only people who ever had problems with Xpecial were two of the most toxic people the scene has ever had.
>Chaox got kicked because he wasn't taking the job seriously when Reginald was trying to cultivate a professional environment
I never said that had nothing to do with it. But removing Chaox after one week with a sub, when Chaox was around TSM since its inception, and while he was still playing well and an integral voice in the teams pick/ban and macro strategy, without giving him any sort of 2nd chance. Pretty obvious he wanted him to go in large part because of his personality. Especially since Regi fucking tells him to his face when he kicks him. Actually Regi tells it to the floor because he didn't even have it in him to look Chaox in the eye when he said it to him.
Would tenderly eat out
Before I shove her against a wall and ravage that pussy
best sellers mean jack shit
trimmed w/ clean labia (aka jap style) is best
best of both worlds, some fur to rub on and look pretty but you can eat out without getting hairs in your mouth
It doesn't, he's just trying to justify his shit taste by accusing others of a crime for not liking his fetish
Have you ever eaten out a bushy girl? It's like dragging your tongue across a carpet
>girls under the age of 14 are non-shaven
gee, i wonder why, m8
it's like saying that poeple having jinx as waifu aren't gay or pedophile. MEN and LITTLE GIRLS are the only with flat chests, not women, queer!!