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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/9ppLqXa.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0 [Embed]
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
tfw you blog after new thread
>been doing the frieberg map for like 3 days
>promod to DMG after shitstomping 4 matches back to back
i know it's just newbie gains but fuck man this feels great
fuck off issashine
rofl someone saved my meme picture
so no one can give me one legitimate reason why you can aim right in the middle of someone's face and still miss even with a fucking AK47? even from pit to long doors you have a chance of missing
>Round 13 of a really great game, other team salty, 100% sure I'm ranking up afterwards, etc
>Internet fucks off for a literal 12 seconds, then comes back
>Try to reconnect
>Restart game and reconnect
>Restart Steam, sit through an update, and reconnect
>Restart computer and try to reconnect
Gaben has pierced my heart, and I have no Band-Aid
This has happened before. In fact, I eventually got up to a 24 hour cooldown after it happened multiple times in a row. I ended up not playing for a while after that. The first time my ISP decided to fuck me, I could reconnect just fine afterwards. Why is this happening?
>5 straight matches against smurfs who dominate the game
in games im good at i always thought making a smurf was harmless fun but i now realize nobody but the smurf actually gets to have any fun
Yeah, not entirely sure about Navi though.
Pretty sure NiP doesn't hack, it explains why they started struggling so much and lose so much after their initial domination.
Not even a NiP fan, but I've never seen anything fishy from them.
full faggot mode for me, desu
comfy though, really good for getting kills with
watch it and you will understand
Based on your responses you do seem autistic.
Here's some do's and don'ts for you to print out.
Call out enemy locations and damage.
Request help when dealing with enemy rushes.
Ask for someone to drop you if they have the money.
Call shitty stats and get pissy when people don't follow them.
Insist on somebody rotating to help you deal with one guy with a tec-9.
Die 15 seconds into the round and proceed to talk until the round is over.
Ask for someone to drop you an awp after you've already been dropped three and not killing anyone.
hi csgog please excuse my shitterness but you guys told me to practice my recoil
is this decent enough or should i try to make it even tighter?
I call out where people are, where we should go and what we should do. Playing with randoms (in EU), I'm the only one calling out stuff. Playing with friends, everyone thinks that they know best and overextend all the time. It's just so tiring to know that people die when they could have lived.
looks fine, similar to mine and I'm GE
the hard thing is actually applying it in game situations without thinking about it for focussing on it
Also I'd focus on improving your first ~20 bullets as much as possible since you will rarely even need to do a 30 spray so not as important for it to be close to perfect
Anyone want play some rounds with me, on aim map with bots or publics doesnt matter for me.
Been drinking beer and took cocaine and thought it would be fun to play with some /b/ro.
Just add me steam Hs187
Team fortress 2 works too.
get better then
having good movement (yes that includes abusing jumping) should be more important in this game than it currently is, not less
also that inaccuracy penalty is the most noticeable with deagle. it's next to impossible to hit someone with deagle for like 1.5 seconds after landing if you jump
Post cs players who are literally you
mine is: fox. silent but deadly
Can someone once and for all tell me what m4 to use?
I always liked the m4a1s until it was nerfed and everyone said it was shit. Now everyone says the m4a4 is shit. Am I just being fucked with?
What to do lads?
If I have too high of a sensitivity, I have garbage aim inside the red area.
If I have too low of a sensitivity, I have garbage aim in inside the green area.
I can not find a sensitivity that hits the middle-ground of accuracy inside the red area, whilst maintaining wrist-sensitivity inside the green area.
I'm global and I used to switch for ak for the longest time, I slightly prefer the m4a4 now since it's more accurate then the ak and shoots really fast so you get headshot + hit or 4 hits really fast.
use mouse accel
redditors act as if it is the worst thing in the world, but that is only if you use bad accel such as windows accel or the accel built in csgo
watch that video
yeah it was pretty stupid desu
I googled it and most results said that accel sucked so I turned it off to become better longterm
wasnt worth it since I already was so used to accel anyway
you think thats bad?
try playing with custom y and x axis values along with custom accel for years and then having to start fresh when your mouse breaks and you lose those settings forever
>tfw no boyfriend to carry me
>tfw no boyfriend to call me a stupid whore when i mess up and to remind me im his
>tfw i will never have victory sex after winning a match
>tfw i will never experience him pounding my fuckhole to vent his anger after a loss
why even live? ; ~ ;
how about this
literally mimicking style 1 fixedgap 11
i dont understand why im so fucking good with that crosshair
cl_crosshairalpha "255";cl_crosshaircolor "1";cl_crosshaircolor_b "217";cl_crosshaircolor_r "255";cl_crosshaircolor_g "0";cl_crosshairdot "1";cl_crosshairgap "-1";cl_crosshairsize "3";cl_crosshairstyle "4";cl_crosshairusealpha "1";cl_crosshairthickness "1.5";cl_fixedcrosshairgap "-1";cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1";cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1";
been liking this one
global elite/12 rws
>>tfw i will never experience him pounding my fuckhole to vent his anger after a loss
reading stuff like this turns me on so much
i want to just read this kind of stuff instead of look at porn
tfw your alt gets to GE before cacti
>watch Gaki no Tsukai
If it's the asus one I've personally had to tweak the color settings a lot. Im no elitist or anything but I was actually shocked how bad the colors were out of the box. Otherwise I just use the normal 144hz setting for cs.
Is clown9 management ever going to sit down with the players and pretty much tell them to get the fuck out?
It was a bad look for the players.
Now it's a bad look for the organization as a whole.
Keeping this lineup on pay roll despite the abysmal results is just embarrassing now, other orgs must be laughing at them.
Only diff is that it's a 27".
Setting up hardware is so not my thing. Gotta kill my current to put the new guy up. Hope I don't drop this shit.
I know I have saturation and gamma turned way up on this display to see shady areas a bit easier.
We need to get these boys back on addy STAT
>mfw the only time I ever bet is every game against c9
>mfw im drowning in skins
It feels like a vicious cycle at this point. You replace some players, do good for a while, then fall back into shittiness again. They should just scrub the whole fucking team and start again
They keep them because they're popular, good looking, well liked etc. People will keep a high interest in them even if they syck. C9 is probably fucking glad to have them despite the results.
Jesus, the resolution and physical dimensions are huge.
The colors look really dull compared to what I'm used to. Going to poke around for some kind of config before hopping in game.
just mute them and keep playing your game
youll probably miss some callouts but you wont get mad because of their constant use of the mic as mongoloids
they just want attention, if you ignore them, they will eventually give up
>Bet on LG vs Liquid
>okay there's no way CLG can lose to LG right?
>CLG just got shit on on cache, C9 is pretty good on it they can pull out a win right?
>mfw I lost the 15 bucks I made during dreamhack, basically most of my inventory
Did they really fucking lose to NME? holy shit I thought it was a close game that C9 won, I didn't check it. Guess I deserved that one
i dont know what color to make this anymore i am bored of a solid color
would anyone like to donate their shitty ~10 cent skins to me? the shit I have in my inventory can't be traded until the 9th :<
well if i'm playing in the dark sometimes its a pain in the butt when i can't see where all the keys are
i know where most keys are without thinking but sometimes i lose my finger placement and am on the wrong keys
laughing Hispanic man is my favorite meme
Really depends on overwatch working out well for blizzard. They could probably release that game now, f2p, and have mtx for the heros and it'd probably cut into cs go's audience/fanbase
It's not the most pure fps, but the 6v6 games look kind of fun and presumably a competitive scene could evolve around that
Shame about the streamer beta though
we got memed too hard
it sucks senpai
also h4rveynigger probably killed himself so we dont talk about his autism anymore
csgog is ded af nowadays since all redditors want to do is blog about their MM games
If I told you I made that, the NiP in space with the stars and shit and the first Freakazoid addy crack eyes one you wouldn't believe me.
This was an earlier version
i believe you. I fully remember watching the progress.
and the awp going further up his ass
Who here might be of the Caucasian race, educated and find this image to tickle your humorous side?
in all seriousness this makes me ashamed to share the same species with niggers
you saved my images autistic fuck
why are you even still posting here jesus fucking christ
i actually haven't been here in awhile I got fed up dealing with harveyfags shit months ago
just dropping by and saw something I made got posted
is the spot already known on mirage for oob bomb?
we all wound up on tatooine, that's where we found this boy
this pic reminds me of a story about my friend
he grew long hair and I mean really long like girl length long
I kept telling him to cut it but he thought he looked cool
and then one day a bunch of bros catcalled him while we were walking together and he was like oh I look like a girl huh and I was like ye
Fuck off, you balding manlet.
Having long hair is manly and has been for centuries. Having long hair is a sign of manliness. It was centuries ago and it will be centuries from now, unless raging baldies like yourself kills us all.
I have hair that goes down to my bellybutton.
>Not wearing jorts
>get praised for my leadership from my team one round
>become Gold Nova II the next
It was a good night. I'm getting the hang of things.
You could just run a playlist from the BobRossInc Youtube channel.
Even though i'll probably never paint like him, it's nice to watch him paint and talk about nature and the animals he plays with.
I have a problem with my games/files, I can play a deathmatch fine on any map, so I go to comp, find a game, go through warm-up fine. Then a couple seconds into the round my entire game just closes itself. I reboot and have a message about game file signatures missing so I check on console what it is and its always a different file from the bin thats fucked me. I usually just delete that file and validate files etc. But every fucking comp I crash. I currently have my 3rd week ban from this and havent played a full comp in weeks. Anyone know a for sure fix? I've looked everywhere and cant find a solution.
99% its a hardware fault with your hard drive, probably bad sectors
you can get some checkdisk software to inspect your drive and block writing to bad sectors, probably you need to do that
i haven't either. i was talking with someone on csgog who had seen it and said it was good
season 2 was better for plot but i thougth it went a bit too crazy with the face eating and ect.
anywho gonna watchin the soty nathan for you
I'll tune in when I feel like watching it which could be any time
that doesn't mean I need to watch it every second its on, how fucking stupid are you, seriously what grade autism do you have
Thinking about betting $5 on mouz for their match against Na'Vi. Is mouz completely hopeless? I've never bet on mouz before and I've never bet against Na'Vi but the payout is too huge if mouz win to not consider it, I know theyre a good team. Help?
Use your fucking brain, you retard. There are only so many episodes, people would lose interest if it was on 24/7. That's not what they want. I don't care what a braindead retard as yourself want, so no need to respond.
I'm the one who got upset? I suggested they should only run it once a year to get the most interest and your sperged out.
>no fuck you run it forever, who cares if idiots like you get bored
i play fine with either on 1024, which is 'technically' more optimal for longterm play
Every game on twitch is listed the same way
So you're basically saying that everything on twitch "is a category, not a game."
clip is well known to refer to magazines as well
its only in very specific settings where you would ever draw a distinction between the two, usually when you are actually handling clips themselves
anybody who actually spends time around guns knows this
its only people who dont know shit about guns but want to pretend like they do who make a big deal out of it
its like people who just learned about what the logical "or" does and then when people say or in common parlance they're like OH DO YOU MEAN THE LOGICAL OR BECAUSE YOU SHOULD SAY XOR IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN
>lead a team of no mic russian shitters back from 9-6 down on our ct half to 12-16 on our t half
>"you are good commander, boost me?"
idk how i get matched with such utter retards in LE, i know it's a meme to say my teammates hold me back but god damn i had twice the score of any other player on the server
Ok, let's say I got 2 pcs with the exact same mouse settings on csgo(mouse accel off/ windows sensitivity at 6/11 etc), the same mouse surface but two different mice. If I want to have the exact same movement correspond to the exact same in-game screen rotation will this formula work; sensitivity1*dpi1=sensitivity2=dpi2
If not, what's the formula to find the correct sensitivity for my second mouse so that my experience matches the old one in terms of movement/inches?
/csgog/ where u at? damn. im sitting here waiting on my ass, you told me you would queue in 15 minutes. i got to go to the market page. these kids ready for skins, i'm ready for skins. these kids gotta trade, i gotta trade.
Why arent you people playing a real shooter instead of this 10 year old shit?
>Have GF for 2 years
>Meet some skank on my smurf on csgo
>Lobby up with her, join her teamspeak
>Have fun boosting her and trolling her at the same time
>Feel generally excited to talk shit to her
>GF is fun but she doesn't play games
>Still have fun with gf and troll her but idk
Whats wrong with me? I have a gf I love yet i still wanna talk to this other girl
Why does Thorin act more triggered than the people who are supposedly triggered?
someone give me the commands for the crosshair that gives you 1.6 style dynamic crosshair.
not crosshairstyle 5. the one which works for crouching as well, I remember it being several lines.
do you think I didn't try to find it myself? those are all crosshairstyle 5 which is not what I am looking for. when you crouch the 1.6 crosshair used to narrow. csgo dynamic crosshair doesnt do shit when you crouch