If your main isn't on here, they are not cute
If your main is on here, they are cute
reminder the void is the best faction
kassadinfags need not apply
Just your typical end of season game at a skill level apparently above 99.8% of the community
>tfw get back into league after 3 months break
>swain train still hasn't had brakes installed
>finish the last game 4v5 25/0
Is there anything better than getting abused for playing your mains?
I'm sick and tired of carrying supports.
LISTEN UP SUPPORT MAINS:
-you don't need to die to save teammates. If someone is caught, let them die
-you DO NOT NEED to go all out to save the team from a bad engage. Usually your ult is good enough to make the enemy go away
-supports do not have to die first every teamfight
played 3 games in a row where support played like shit and had to be carried. I hate supports that think that they need to die first every teamfight to secure a win.
>jinx will never sit on your face
>implying you're not going to get NTR'd by her abusive ex, warwick who will then murder your unborn child and replace it with his superior descendants.
>Tfw already learning fzz
My pole is ready
>try to play LoL for the first time in 4 years
>have to play on NA servers because they won't let me change without paying $28
>get into game
>client disappears and reappears
>has message 'in game, game still in progress'
>no buttons to be clicked
>closing the game gives me a warning about leaving
great game riot
>wanting diseased ridden, overused cunt on your face
>she would cackle like a hyena
>probably spout memes while doing so
i mean if i could give you jinx and thus remove her broken ass from the game i would but idk anon
This only applies to plat and above. If i dont go Full savior of pleb-kind on my adc they get assburted and start making mistakes. What im saying is its a two lane street. Supps need to learn to not sacrifice and teams need to learn to not expect the supp is going full witness me on them.
>get bard on my enemy team
>he does his best to fuck up our game
Are bard mains the new riven mains?
CHILL OUT BRO, I'M JUST LE HIGH LET ME ROAM FOR 20 MINUTES AND ULT TO SAVE THE ENEMY TEAM
She is sexy, and honestly she may be a good bot
or jungle too
you don't have to play the game to fap to the porn
>tell bard to ult the tower
>he ults the tower and the enemies
bard mains are worse than riven mains
riven mains at least try hard
>ask last pick adc which support he wants
>"ew a bard, why?"
>(Neurocat’s out for a week, so I’m dropping in to give an Instant Feedback update)
>A few weeks back we launched intentional feeding detection, a long-desired addition to Instant Feedback that hands out 14-day or permanent bans to intentional feeders. Initially, we tuned the detection to be very conservative because we wanted to be absolutely sure Instant Feedback could distinguish bad games from genuine intentional feeding. Now that the system’s crunched through a few million games of data, we feel confident turning intentional feeding detection up a notch.
>Like with all adjustments to Instant Feedback, the team will hand review the first few thousand cases to make sure everything’s working the way it’s meant to. This upgrade’s already live in NA, and will roll out worldwide before the end of the year. In fact, the system’s already made its first ban. His /allchat log reads:
>[All] (Hecarim): uh... i dont care
>[All] (Hecarim): and riot will not care
>[All] (Hecarim): who wants kill?
>Oh Hecarim. We care a lot. We’ll update this post when the feature’s gone global.
haha i love this metagross meme dude haha so funny
also apparently MFW and TFW has become a normie thing already
lamb has a vagina
and there's nothing gay about having wolf tongue your anus while you impreg lamb
i just fap to fucking everything i'm a degenerate
i hate gay shit tho
>Being considerate of the feelings of others
Don't ever do this, especially not with people you will only interact with this one time.
>Ah the joy of Lyte's justice. Are you sure you're not Garen?
no she doesn't
she's naked dude, why would you lie like that
>tfw no one clicks my lantern
they make it too easy for me baby
Lads I have never been more mad before in my life. I honestly thought I was going to have a fucking aneurism.
I have never seen such retardation as the shit that came out of vlad that game. He SINGLE HANDEDLY almost threw us the whole game 4 different times.
Dude would push all the way up, ignore my 5 warning pings back "get the fuck out of there" pings and "dude, stop pushing, they're all around you" messages.
Dude would ignore the fucking wards revealing 4 enemies coming around to gank him (and this is me being literal, 4 fucking enemies, wards CLEARLY revealing them)
Dude would ignore the enemies right in front of his god damn face and ignore that he was completely outnumbered,
and he'd fight anyway.
Then he'd die,
then 2 seconds later I'd see "team nowhere in sight"
He was making EVERYBODY from our team mad. Holy fucking shit.
http://www.replay.gg/search/na/Tu Oso Ruso#2000752059
I honest to god hope he dies of AIDS.
>some sort of community blacklist for retards
>tfw Lulu will never punch me in the dick for not coming inside
whoa dude what are the odds
this is the third year in a row i finished silver. i'm not going to get any better at this game so i'm going to sell my account. i have 93 champs owned and a bunch of old vault skins. do i just ebay this shit or is there a service?
>Lulu will never invite me into her home
>She'll never chain me to her bed and keep me as a meat dildo fuck pet
>She'll never repeatedly impregnate herself on me
>She'll never keep me alive on a strict diet of foods she prepared with her various fluids mixed in
Get some fucking help you degenerate frog poster.
i don't have fun playing anymore regardless, it's not even because of lcs or anything when i started there wasn't even an lcs. 3 years being the same mediocre player and never improving sucks in any hobby
>he isnt hurting anyone
a year from now you'll probably hear that some /lolg/ poster got arrested for kidnapping children and forcing them to dress up as annie and lulu and trist
>mfw only one shit mystery gift skin and the main guy I traded with consistently got trash
how lucky have you been with mystery gifts /lolg/?
also r8 my skins.
Im a poorfag that can't afford to buy legendary skins and usually just get shit I want on sale to maximize RP
>AP Master Yi
>I'm a poor fag
>I'm so poor I spend a ton of money on video games, but not even the games themselves, just a visual aspect
I dropped from Gold 5 to Silver 2 and I've just been stuck here between 3 and 1 all fucking season. I wish I knew what the fuck was wrong with me and why I can't improve. I read guides, I watch videos, I have hundreds of games just solo. Still, just nothing.
ouch, I skimmed through that part in your first post. But yeah sell it somewhere, there's bound to be someone who wants an smurf account. Just don't regret it later
Would Ahri be a better waifu if she had one tail?
Some of us are born pitiful, average, lacking in talent. That's just the way life is.
>One of my favorite Korean players playing in NA next season
I really don't understand this game
It seems that no matter what I try or how basic the champion I'm playing is I get shat on every time, even if I got decent awareness of my surroundings and ward enough my lane I always get some fucking shitty matchups and seem to be unable to do anything useful, feed or if I'm doing decently I suddenly have half of the enemy team diving me under the tower
if I lose my tier one tower I try to farm, but the fed guy always comes and murders me
I really have no fucking idea
just had a game where the enemy Ryze on toplane was okay to handle until he hit 6, then he could root me anytime I went for a cs and kill me even under turret. this with zero kills
it just keeps happening and I have no idea of what to do, I pick midlane and someone picks Fizz or Zed into my squishy mage
I pick botlane and at some point of the game there are five people down here
just what the fuck, I am tired of feeding
Record your games and watch them. Im serious.
It's really really hard to see what you're doing wrong when you play because everything happens so fast. There's no point in watching pro players/read guides of pros because guess what, you're not a pro. Looking at how you yourself play will give you a chance to learn from your mistake to(hopefully) not commit them again.
The game is very sporadic and unfortunately being able to respond to shit is a lot harder to do when you're facing against teams with more experience.
For example I constantly see people messing up is not knowing how to be aggressive or passive or bait. If they start losing when they normally play aggressive they start playing too passively and they lose harder even more. Your best bet is to grind game until you get a good feel of what you need to do and how to come out ahead. This is the only advice I have as I'm just getting out of a horrendous lose streak.
J4, had a Volibear against but he just swapped with Ryze and then kept coming top to dive me with him when my mid was dead or recalled
probably so, I feel comfortable at punishing only if I'm on a ranged, but it's a bad habit I think
I'm on a nine games lose streak, in the only one where I did decently in lane my other two fed a bit and I had a whole team come after my ass on bot, multiple times
I'm at a loss
I know that I constantly fuck up, I just can't do anything about it because I'm retarded.
I do that too, but it always ends up the same. I look at my fuck ups and hate myself because I'm just revisiting the same dumb ass mistake I already made and acknowledged in game.
Reminder that jinx is the purest waifu in leagues line up.
>tear a project fioras asshole wider than a football field with some random other guy, she gets angry and tells us "fuck off", we throw in a few "izi lol" and she goes "this community is the worst, you guys are fucking disgraces, fucking toxic pieces of shits, suck my dick dude fucking disgrace, this is cyberbullying die in hell guys" stuff
>get the pop up someone I had reported got punished
I'm in a good mood.
>spent around $120 in 5 years of playing
>almost half of that from trading people TF2 and CSGO items to buy me RP
>last skin I got was Winter Wonderland Ori with christmas gifted RP
>wanted Pool Party Zac but haven't played TF2 or CSGO in a long time, no more valuable items in either game, and too broke to justify spending money on a skin right now
I agree, her only lust is for explosions.
The more challengers that are brought into the NA pro scene, the less lucrative a current retired pro's career would be with endorsements, sponsorships, etc
hence why LCS is a circle jerk of old washed up talent going from one team to the next
>enemy rengo and blitz talk shit all game
>literally won't shut up every time one of them dies
>I say "gg nerds easiest game of my life"
>enemy team: "omg report Diana so toxic"
sign up for replay.gg
you can watch replays from your lolclient or even turn them into youtube vids that you can link to your high elo friends to help you out
i am playing on a silver 2 account until its gold if anyone wants easy carry duo hmu desu
>mfw there are people out there that haven't listened to french rammus voice
get your shit together guys
lux is very good and fun
What do you do to calm down after bad games?
I always turn on hell's kitchen to get a laugh out of Ramsey laying it on thick.
>mfw people don't understand how much better it is to live in freedom land than it is worst korea
Koreans are really judgmental, it's a lot easier for a mother to brag about her son who has gone over seas than it is to brag about her shut in nerd.
im prob not playing until dnd is over so an hour or two
ignore losses those were placements where i had to deal with chinese intentional feeders spamming "you mom a dog" for the entire 20 minutes
>get hit by a car, eat an orange
>get aids or some STD, eat an orange
>cancer or fatal disease, eat an orange
>If you're a girl and pregnant, eat an orange for free abortion
I shitpost on /lolg/ about how bad my teams are even though I know full and well what I did wrong that game and contributed to losing as well.
Or I cry to my diamond friend for a boost and he shoves me off.
Or I fap to big anime tiddies.
If I don't do any of that/can't, I go and pet my cats.
>champion abilities are cheese
what does "cheese" even mean now?
i always thought it meant a strat that works on people that don't know of it
so after it works once, it never works on that person again
is there any reason to deviate from this build?
why build IE or the soon-to-be-nerfed LW when the first 3 items let me do my job in half a second and the last 2 let me stick around
tfw no overwatch game access yet
>doublelift gets countless people kicked off from clg
>gets upset when someone has enough clout to get him kicked from the team
eh, they're already throwing away free stuff, and quality is good enough considering how much of a pain in the ass it's for a lot of people to upload videos
i mean everything is stupid good in that game
But i think bitch about his ult being as long as you have a marker on someone in the arena you are shooting it's like having aim bot and bullets auto re direct themselfs to the target/targets
dont pair annie fags with degenerate like them, alot of us have perfectly fine social lives and jobs. I would rather be compared to a nigger then to a frog poster.
35% total armor is a lot more than 40% bonus armor, but you have to take into account that if you're taking LDR you get a flat 15% damage boost to literally just about everyone to go along with that.
>do placements after a season full of normals because a friend convinced me to
>every person is a new flavor of bronze- the builds are absurd, people didn't take flash or boots
>crush my way through most of the matches but lose some that were essentially uncarryable for me
>get placed silver IV after going 6-4
Is Silver IV really that awful? Or can I expect better than heal/exhaust fizz or a jungle Xin that doesn't get an enchantment and rushes Black Cleaver once I start a match that isn't with people also doing their placements?
>got back into Silver 1
OH FUCK WE'RE DOING IT
THANKS WHOEVER WISHED ME LUCK
THE DREAM IS REAL
Zed Bro here, I believe in you senpai.
>go on /v/
>oh hey a thread for <game>
>no game discussion just shit posting
>oh hey a thread for <game>
>oh hey a thread for <game>
>starts off pretty good
>devolves into SHILL SHILL SHILL
now i remember why i moved to /vg/
sivir anon here, you can do it!
you sound like my ex, except she was saying I wouldn't be able to go on without her. crazy bitch
nasus is one of the only champions that can put up with riven's bullshit where the riven player doesn't even have a chance to outskill him
a decently intelligent silver 2 nasus main could probably lane just fine against boxbox
buy ludens for the movespeed and tenacity boots
then try to kite olaf
its your best chance
hes right, it's very easy to climb if you learn the ins and outs of one champion
i got to plat playing renekton only, my fundamentals are gold tier at best and my adc play is silver
the difference is the majority of people on these generals have played the game their shit posting about
those threads are literally just people shitposting games they have never played or have intention on playing because of <developer> or <system> or <fanbase>
Also why in the flying fuck did they jack up the costs of the jungle items holy shit. 500g is a lot with the shitty inconsistent income Junglers have already. They even nerfed Runeglaive along with it.
Not really, anyone who builds even a little health is actually subject to a pretty large portion of the passive. Say someone builds RoA, they'd be fully affected by the 15% bonus damage.
jesus christ Im so glad i crawled out of bronze
>Tfw no void vs shadow isles event
>No special map that is half in the void, half desolate and undeadish.
>Mordekaiser's skull has been thrown into the void.
>Minions are respectively void creatures and undead.
>Two legendary skins released, Voidlord Mordekaiser (with a special void influenced dragon ghost) and Ironwraith Kha'zix (Kha'zix that has consumed Mordekaiser's skull)
>Demoted back down to gold 2.
Dreams slowly slipping away...
>This legacy sale
>Poor as fuck this month
Just kill me
it would be obvious who would win though
just play whoever you find enjoyable. you can carry with anything (literally anything bar yi support) as long as you have fun playing it. in solo queue, team comp is irrelevant, as people constantly misposition and get caught out. the most important gameplay aspects are mechanics and map knowledge. as long as both of those are solid, you can play anything to win. there a lot of 1 trick pony's in higher elo who play "unviable" champs, such as heisendong (heimerdinger player in master).
the most important thing is that you play a champion you enjoy, because to really climb you'll have to play a shitload of them. so try out a bunch of different champs in every role. personally I enjoy playing Hecarim jungle (and top) a lot. he is not considered an especially 'meta' pick (especially in jungle), but because I have played hundreds of games on him, and my mechanics and game sense are slightly above average, I have been able to climb to the meager rank of diamond 5 playing mostly a single champion
I guess you missed when Ziggs held the game hostage in season 4 alongside Gragas and has to be put into the dirt because of it.
Yes, I happen to enjoy both.
>that guy who starts with flash + 3 pots, recalls and shortly after comes back to lane with more potions
First, finish your damn jungler item.
Second, you clearly don't gank very well. Every time you walk up to a lane and can't gank it, just stand there for a few fucking seconds. I guarantee it'll become gankable. You can snowball off that and win some games.
rengar typically doesn't finish an enchant
champion.gg shows that rengars that win the most tend to not even keep their jungle item late game, they sell it for an infinity edge or some shit.
his build probably isn't the problem, its probably that he doesn't know how to properly play rengar
>never complete jungle item because I'm a kek to a few challenger rengars that don't even condone that anymore
>finish my 1 shot build and still barely manage to get 1-2 kills per game
>be irredeemably bad
turning brutalizer into early ghost blade instead of warrior is typical on rengar and good
you probably can't do the combo properly or just get way too thirsty and feel like youre owed a kill as soon as you hit lvl 6 so you feed
fix whichever of these are true
Yes I am a gold shitter.
can someone explain why not to upgrade warriors
is it not efficient?
Honestly I like getting both warriors and ghostblade on most warrior junglers (as well as hydra)
I mean I could see a tiamat rush instead of warriors rush to clear faster, but what is with the ghostblade rush?
He should believe in the westrice that used to believe in him
Vel'koz is like a mage version of miss fortune. In terms of other mages, he's closer to brand.
The reason he's a worse xerath is because you're judging an aoe focused mage in terms of his poke you fucking retard.
wombocombo teamfight mage =/= poke mage
at least soraka is a relaxing champ to play and I'm not toxic.
They ask you what champions you bought first and the buying order.
Most of my first champs were cheap shit and memes like Gangplank and Blitzcrank, so I had an easy time getting through their dumb quiz to get back my account.
>He can't get to diamond off yi support
if I wouldn't get banned for being 9x'd every time I lost I'd spam yi support in ranked RIGHT NOW.
desu I don't know how to do the Rengar combo and I've gotten a crap ton of kills on him the few times I've played him. He's a killing machine. This guy needs to work on fundamentals. As you said, not feeding is one.
>tfw only ever gotten a quadra
I only play AP Ez and only play Yasuo in normals.
Alright /lolg/, if you can have a weapon used by a champ, whose weapon would it be? I'm picking between Braum, Graves, Mordekaiser, and Sion.
hey man there's a difference between being a dick pick and picking the unorthodox to bank on unfamiliarity winning the game
I just got it in a blind pick normal so I'll post results since blind pick is honestly just as good if not better than sub-diamond solo queue.
well you go invisible for half a minute
wait wait I forgot you need to fill up your bar first
okay so you have a full bar and then you go invisible
now if you see someone, or when you see someone because it gives you vision, you rightclick on them
ok, so now that you've clicked on them, press Q
BUT WAIT THIS IS THE HARD PART
you can't press Q too early or else it will run out before you pounce on them
THIS IS CRUCIAL TO RENGAR AND REQUIRES PRECISE TIMING
so anyways once you've mastered the Q timing, lead with your Q and pounce on the guy, then literally as you are mid-pounce MASH ALL YOUR FUCKING KEYS. EVEN THE NUMBERS, MASH QWER123456 ALL OF THAT SHIT
this is also CRUCIAL to good rengar plays, a good rengar will have mashed every key in under 0.1 seconds.
and there you have it rengar guide 101 ama
Well if I take irelias blade I'm pretty sure she dies since that's her soul.
soraka is fucking awful in the hands of somebody who doesnt know how to position with her or land Qs so she can keep up W heals
in the hands of somebody who can play soraka she becomes an unkillable monster that keeps everyone alive and provides bullshit amounts of sustain that basically nobody can stop
either way people hate her
Feeling like shit
Post good art of your main.
Bonus points for Azir I guess.
Yes he is. He does damage like Brand with more range and is more effective mid game if he doesn't get kills in lane. Don't fall into the trap of buying early mana regen and spamming spells. You don't need to do that and it doesn't work against competent opponents. Build sightstone - sorc shoes - spirit visage (finish it) - luden's - void staff. Throw in an alacrity enchant somewhere and get athene's or deathcap, which ever you prefer. Run movespeed quints and 21/0/9 for faster than mobility boots movespeed. Kite all day and spam laugh.
you can what? suck dicks?
if you're good at soraka people hate you because she's broken in the hands of someone whos good
if you're shit at soraka you're a useless walking ultimate and people will hate you for forcing a 4 + heal vs 5
I have literally never had that. They're usually always either chill and really good, or they just quietly feed like mad.
>if you're good at a champion they're good
>if you're bad at a champion they're bad
are you guys on EUW or something?
To be honest I hate sona a lot more.
>Ugly ass pigtails
>Either useless or obnoxious
>Often tries to make up for it by being a wardwhore but is still fucking useless.
>Literally designed so ADC mains can just put their girlfriend who doesn't play league on there so she literally cannot fuck up.
>Still played by desperate guys trying to pretend to be a girl online because they think it will magically make life easier or whatever the fuck.
>Dominates almost all fanart because tits.
Waste of a fucking champion slot. This is our fucking bard champion. We could have had any kind of cool musician but instead we get this generic piece of fucking garbage.
Pick a real fucking support you scrawny-ass faggots.
I usually don't even talk in game, and if I do its usually something like "GJ" or a dragon/baron call
>spirit visage velkro
Sona is like the worst support in the game. I don't like her that much either but
>hating a video game character in a moba for anything other than gameplay reasons
the only reason lollipoppy exists is so that you wish it would not...
your reading comprehension is lower than that of the average amerilard
I tried to find PRO DEVOURER AND COMMENTATING to show you how to land hooks but it got deleted :(
mfw getting oneshot by full tank Tahm Kench as Jinx
There is seriously no escape, even when I qss the damage still goes through
Why the fuck haven't they fixed Fiora? This shit is completely unfair to lane against and there's no counter to her at al
>jungler ganks her
>she is behind at this poitn
>Qs toward me
>lands nowhere near me
>her passive still goes off and takes quarter of my health
>can immediately dash again triggering another passive point
>deflects all CC
>her ult just lets her tower dive me whenever she feels like it
>can't duel her at any point in the game
This shit is terrible. I know we like to throw around broken and cancer but its unreal how this got through at Riot.
I have never felt so helpless in a lane before and I didn't even feed her kills.
vayne is fun
honestly tho i hate playing adc. the whole animation cancelling on autos (moving between each one) makes my hand hurt ;_;
a strat revolved around using an exploit that is very binary and risky but highly rewarding. mordekaiser is a cheese champion because he wins the game if he gets drag and he
becomes 100% useles when behind. Level 2 all in is cheese because you are gambling the possibility of winning that trade solely on stat advantage and having an extra skill while
ignoring other factors like junglers or minions
It's more about being able to kite people, dodge abilities, and catch up to someone while chasing. If you want to take the lazy man's way out, bind attack move click to your left mouse button and rebind the previous function where ever. Then you can right click - left click all day and pretend to be good.